Let me start by sharing mine


I was a little girl of 10years and it happened on the day I resumed JSS1
I couldn't sleep when throughout that weekend,just dreaming about how the new school will be and the new school uniform,school bag and all mum has bought for me

I slept late on Sunday evening so I woke up very late on Monday morning
So i just rush to the bathroom to take my bath leaving my dirty undies there for mum to wash

Got to my new school and the principal was addressing we new students, one of my friends that knows my mum touched me nd told me to look back

I saw mum and I was so afraid that what could have brought her to my new school on my first day
She just held my hand and too me to the car
She then told me to pull my pant and I saw it stained with blood
I cried ehnn
She fixed a pad for me and told me to go back to class but no I didn't
I just jeejely went to my class and pack all my stuffs to followed her hom

I just laugh out loud whenever I remember now


Ladies share your funny experiences

Interesting

Tholudee:
Let me start by sharing mine


I was a little girl of 10years and it happened on the day I resumed JSS1
I couldn't sleep when throughout that weekend,just dreaming about how the new school will be and the new school uniform,school bag and all mum has bought for me

I slept late on Sunday evening so I woke up very late on Monday morning
So i just rush to the bathroom to take my bath leaving my dirty undies there for mum to wash

Got to my new school and the principal was addressing we new students, one of my friends that knows my mum touched me nd told me to look back

I saw mum and I was so afraid that what could have brought her to my new school on my first day
She just held my hand and too me to the car
She then told me to pull my pant and I saw it stained with blood
I cries ehnn
She fixed a pad for me and told me to go back to class but no I didn't
I just jeejely went to my class and pack all my stuffs to followed her hom

I just laugh out loud whenever I remember now


Ladies share your funny experiences

nice one.
hope mum still doesnt wash ur pant

You guys should pack well and allow ladies jor

Lemme go create counter-thread fast.. ..

Hehehe

themonk:

nice one.
hope mum still doesnt wash ur pant

I was 10years old then then now
Dn't pretend to be better

TBH, I was very scared & thought I must be very sick with something. I believe I was about 13 at the time & was cramping hard the whole day. Then during lunch break I went to the toilet & got the scare of my life. In my head I thought, blood + cramping = my organs must be coming loose. Lol, I expected kidneys etc to be the next thing I was gonna see. Things like that were not discussed in my home, so I was kinda clueless & worried. When I got home I started crying & told my mom what I saw. She understood instantly & ripped for me this HUGE piece of cloth that had me walking funny because I was not used to having something between my legs. I walked with legs wide apart. Hahaha.

PunkyVeer:
TBH, I was very scared & thought I must be very sick with something. I believe I was about 13 at the time & was cramping hard the whole day. Then during lunch break I went to the toilet & got the scare of my life. In my head I thought, blood + cramping = my organs must be coming loose. Lol, I expected kidneys etc to be the next thing I was gonna see. Things like that were not discussed in my home, so I was kinda clueless & worried. When I got home I started crying & told my mom what I saw. She understood instantly & ripped for me this HUGE piece of cloth that had me walking funny because I was not used to having something between my legs. I walked with legs wide apart. Hahaha.

and hope you didn't miss the warning part
Mum will be like, if a boy touch you....you will be pregnant

Tholudee:
and hope you didn't miss the warning part
Mum will be like, if a boy touch you....you will be pregnant

LMFAO. Exactly! Apparently even eye contact with a boy can get you pregnant. She told me plain & simple that I must no longer come in contact with boys because I could get pregnant. Our parents can really make us dumb sometimes. There I was dodging boys like my life depended on it. Smh.

PunkyVeer:


LMFAO. Exactly! Apparently even eye contact with a boy can get you pregnant. She told me plain & simple that I must no longer come in contact with boys because I could get pregnant. Our parents can really make us dumb sometimes. There I was dodging boys like my life depended on it. Smh.

Tholudee:
I was 10years old then then now
Dn't pretend to be better

lol, when i was ten, i was already washing my dad's suit and jeans. lol


how are u jare

Most annoying:::

Something that was supposed to be a secret,, my grandma told the whole family
AND
all the advice like I was getting married
Damn I was just 11....
AND
Don't forget if you touch a boy you're pregnant...

shizzy7:
Most annoying:::

Something that was supposed to be a secret,, my grandma told the whole family
AND
all the advice like I was getting married
Damn I was just 11....
AND
Don't forget if you touch a boy you're pregnant...

hahahhhahahah, the pregnancy scare
i know all week u put your hands inside ur pockets, so u dont touch a guy and get pregnant.

PunkyVeer:
TBH, I was very scared & thought I must be very sick with something. I believe I was about 13 at the time & was cramping hard the whole day. Then during lunch break I went to the toilet & got the scare of my life. In my head I thought, blood + cramping = my organs must be coming loose. Lol, I expected kidneys etc to be the next thing I was gonna see. Things like that were not discussed in my home, so I was kinda clueless & worried. When I got home I started crying & told my mom what I saw. She understood instantly & ripped for me this HUGE piece of cloth that had me walking funny because I was not used to having something between my legs. I walked with legs wide apart. Hahaha.

lol, funi

themonk:

hahahhhahahah, the pregnancy scare
i know all week u put your hands inside ur pockets, so u dont touch a guy and get pregnant.

Huuu at first I believed them 'cos even my male cousins will run and tell me not to touch them BUT when I entered secondary school I heard a lot and understood everything And I had a crazy Biology teacher who says a lot of Rubbish....
And the boys in my class -- Crazy and Foolish...

shizzy7:
Huuu at first I believed them 'cos even my male cousins will run and tell me not to touch them BUT when I entered secondary school I heard a lot and understood everything And I had a crazy Biology teacher who says a lot of Rubbish....
And the boys in my class -- Crazy and Foolish...

wow, now i sound like a professional. you really know ur way around this time.
my dad really wanted to scare me tho but i was already grounded by books i read, i even knew more than the man when i was in JSS3.
who are those in ur picture?