OMG! I am having issues in getting babes men. The matter no be here ooo! Kai! I don chyke babe taya but the responses I have been getting are not encouraging at all. Men! I can't go on with this dry spell and loneliness. Nairalanders! what should I do? This is becoming a big concern. I have a good job, well traveled, I am neat, organized and above all I am a good dresser. It's quite sad that with all my good features and high level of exposure, finding a woman has become more of a challenge to me. Please help me, I am lonely and sad. Who did I offend?

Ah ah, bross abeg send me ur cv., I hav a wife for u oooo

*walks in majestically *

U nid woman in ur life ba?
..#goes in brings a woman and hands him one in his life.
..I think u now have a woman. Enjoy!..#walks outta thread.

cocoberry:
*walks in majestically *

bcus u don see maga na

cocoberry:
*walks in majestically *

yeah u should

Na wa o, sure u are saying the truth? If Yes! Na prayer things o

Go get a car







Thank me later

Chai! my monthly subscription wan expire tonight o! ehen, what were you people saying?

You are better off without those b!tches.

I have a car funny enough but i don't get it. I am scared that I may not marry at this rate.

Funny... Why not add ur private part features, I think some ladies will be more interested in that...Nowadays ladies love take-home packages.

If dem poo poo and the poo dey black, dem go create thread on top am; if girls no gree make dem bleep, dem go open thread on top am
; if dem chop and dem no bellyful, thread don set

This is not a lame way to hit the FP. Try to be more creative by coming up with realistic threads


I DARE Seun to deactivate my account if this thread gets to the HQ

eaya oya forward ur CV nd ur bnk accnt details to me ASAP

Magician1503:
Go get a car
Thank me later

good advice
He should also get more job to make more cash cos I guess he isn't loaded enough

Trust me it's not useless meeting people through the internet.

Cutehector:
bcus u don see maga na

cocoberry:

Trust me it's not useless meeting people through the internet.

Seconded

u
have a good job, well traveled, u re neat,
organized and above all u re a good dresser. and u don't have a woman... post ur pix make we see,, something must wrong

my brother i will advice you lower your standard. Start looking for does biliki omo alata, basira omo olosan,chinyere omo oni ugu.

cocoberry:

Trust me it's not useless meeting people through the internet.

u should hav told dat to cynthia okusogu, d lady who was killed by her online lover

Abeg make una left op oo.him just the fine punnany to scatter...

Funny enough many

gabinogem:
Funny... Why not add ur private part features, I think some ladies will be more interested in that...Nowadays ladies love take-home packages.

morrafukka..*lolz

B..#ches aint worth it..#SayNoToRship #FukMarriage hahahahaha

jeson06 my little advise to you:

I can only deduce one thing in you. It is either you act too desperate when you meet a particular girl you like or you ask them out too quick.

Asking a girl out is a process and an Art.
You must follow the rule or you get bounced by any girl you come across.
Girls easily fall in love these days with a constant communication with a guy. The fact that you ain't lacking in other aspect like dressing very neatly, having a good job and every other preliminary attributes have gotten half of the job done.

However, you need to follow these rules:

Meet>>Create Rapport>>Attract>>Close

Lets look at the above 4 rules.

First you meet a woman. It simply means that you caught sight of a woman either on the road, in the cinema, in the market, in a fast food restaurant and without mincing words you like her appearance which could also be referred to as love at first sight and you advanced to approaching her within 3 seconds of caughting sight of her.


On getting to where she is, you approach her and create a rapport with her.
When you meet a woman for the first time all you should think of is striking a fruitful casual conversation with her which can also be refers to as a rapport.

If your conversation ain't centered on casual talks at the initial stage of meeting a woman, she may feel uncomfortable getting along with you. Make ur conversation casual and interesting.
At a point throw some hilarious jokes here and there to make her laugh.

If you can make a woman laugh at the initial stage of meeting her for the first time, 3 quarter of the job is already done leading you to the 3rd stage.

Attraction; this is the stage where you build attraction in her mind. You must have been calling her and you must have known much about her. Here comes the attraction stage where you will play with her just like you are playing with your younger sister.

When you play with your younger sister , what do you normally do? You tease her making her laugh. You make fun of her. That is the mindset you should possess. At a point, you compliment her while teasing her. In no time she will get attracted to you. And when a girl is attracted to you , she will invest in you.

How does a woman invest in a man?
By calling on the phone, asking about your well being, feeling concern about you. If she is doing all that or atleast doing two out of the listed ones, she is already investing deeply in you and at this point don't make the mistake of confessing your love to her other wise you will have yourself to be blamed. Rather take things to the next level by closing the deal. By closing the deal, we simply means first inviting her over to your House which she won't turn down cuz she is already attracted to you.

How do you close a deal with a lady? We ain't referring to a contract deal here. We meant getting physical with her. How?

S/e/x? Not realy what you think. A kiss could be ok to close the deal. S/e/x should be the last thing.

Don't act desperate and don't ask for the kiss before giving her. While you act gentle around her don't forget to also act dominant when she is around . But before that involve her in some casual talks then graduate to teasing and end up in romantic talks with her for maximum result.
And always watch out for her body language to be able to tell when to go for the kiss. When you kiss her, be the first to withdraw. That will get her wanting more but don't grant her access yet. Invole her in another series of talks then go for another round of kiss then withdraw after some what that seems like 30seconds. Just alternate it to the point she can't control herslef. But do not go beyond that. Watch out for her next visit she will be fully prepare before coming as you have already planted some intimacy.u.a.l attraction in her Head and have made her wanting for more kiss.

But in all, once u close a deal with a girl and have done that with her 3 to 4 times. Then u can officailly ask her to be ur girlfriend and believe me she will accept u without declining.

Maybe you should lower your standard a little and stop long list
Eg.
She must be beautiful and tall

She must Have a nice teeth

Have a PhD

Shapely legs

Good cook etc.

ivyT:
B..#ches aint worth it..#SayNoToRship
#FukMarriage
hahahahaha

how do we then satisfy our sex hunger/drive.... And make babies

go & listen to "My Woman...My everything" by patoranking & Timaya & in 3days time u shall see ursef sharing invitation cards