Lmao !!!!

very funny

Episode 12

11 thousand gone. Just like that .No be this land,MTN go come dupe me for my own land.. I tried to form bad Guy by Calling MTN Customer care nd put the Blame on them by alleging they illegally deducted money from my phone .if them form ,i go threaten to Sue them .I no get 4 credit for O levels for play play na .Choi,Y God con dash me better sense like this !!

The First guy that picked.i just rained curses and Transferred my aggression on him.i didnt even give him a chance to speak all that posh pikin grammar Na. Thunder go fire hin left balls. Dude just vex,Cut me off.

The 2nd guy too just day yarn dust.Your name,Where are you calling from, Dis pple foolish oo,House day burn ,u talk say hope say Tv no day inside. By te time i tell that one to shut up shut up like 6 times.that one too cut..

Shebarh:
Is this a story or wah

No its a Lullaby

naijaboiy:
So you never still tell us wetin MTN do you?

I day come

chomytex:
Funny dude

Adonblivit

nickkylawve:
so what na happened m enjoyn ur story

am coming !

can't wait

please continue I am following religiously

Episode 13

The 3rd Representative was a lady so i calmed Down .I tried to put the blame on MTN.and illegal deduction but she no waste them tell me say she could see my transactions right in front of her. She then told me d time.the code i texted and all that.

She then explained to me that the * 302* amount # was for making transfers from ones bank account to the phone. It was Then i remembered it was my friend,Oponu,who helped me with the online and mobile banking and might have done all that mobile phone stuff.
She further explained that if i had intentions to borrow airtime,I should have dialled *606* to request not more than 200 card. Na here my hand fall ??

Episode 14


" Haa me i no sabi " ??
" We are sorry for inconveniences sir
Ma pls do me a favour
Ok sir
"Okay,pls just help me with like 5000 out of it ,Pls as an helper to the helpless.pls

.." Thank u for choosing MTN ,we hope u enjoy our services ,have a wonderful day. Was the last line i heard from her. Na so she sef Cut comot.

I called like 8 other customer agent and begged to please help me life ,i even stated that i am about to commit suicide on the issue, most of them would just advice me not to,some said they will block me from calling customer care if am not careful.and one said he would help me with 7thousand out of the money,may i will receive that next tomorrow.

Hahhahahahahahahahaha *rolling on the floor* thanks for making my day man!!!

ClassCaptain:

what?

don't cry joor

U don use laff kill me here o....funny dude.

To be continued tomorrow ,Five more episodes to go...

vizkiz:
so the point is that you browse with free MB per week abi? Wait, how do you cope with 10MB

me set I no know how . I dn change sim to Multilinks and visafone . now sha.

This is undoubtedly Funny.

ClassCaptain:


me set I no know how . I dn change sim to Multilinks and visafone . now sha.

Ntor.... Sharp guy.

cool story bro

Hehe. GUY.. You tried. Lol.

Buhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahaha*ROTFLMAO!!Dude abeg no burst my belly with laugh!!**u mumu small sha

Guy i don laugh die. Sorry ehh, but tell ur pastor to send u back d card, tell am say na mistake. As per d girl, send me her number.

Episode 15 ( The aftermath)

1 30pm that same day ..


My Tecno N3 screen don break having smashed it on the table when those first Bank alerts came in. my Uncle had also called to inform my Male and Pale of the money he sent and for it to be shared between me and my 6 brothers

Boo" Boo" Boo" how many times i call u .No any pocket money for you and your brothers throughout d next two month oo. U hear me so " said Papa Boo as he gulped another bottle of stout, The 6th one for the day inside his Potbelly stomach and smacked his Bald vulture head as he laid on the wooden chair in his brown singlet .Shebi na kuku night hin day go work before .

my mama was cooking afternoon meal ,Eba wey we go chop with the day before yesterday ewedu soup with Fried soya beans as meat.Mama go take say she no day buy meat because fried soya get protein,ehn na meat no get any nutrient.or na poverty dey wire us !! I dey look una with one eye.Una think say I wish make dem born me here.Why I no comot line way dey come this family ,jump enter that kind Clifford orji...sorry dangote family. God why ??


My Four brothers had finished school for the day as they walked home from their school.Nwayoma Jesus Gives and Takes Missionary Community Government assisted for Young and Old Combined
Kg,Primary,Secondary and A levels School.

Episode 16

Papa no go give them money to carry motor come house.They go trek go, con trek come.30 kilo meters all together.If dem complain,He go tell dem history of how hin take waka 100km from hin village go another village wey hin own school day , most times under heavy rain.

He talk say he no dey wear shoe sef and na 3 rivers he go cross before him get to school as he go even carry hin younger brother for back. On top all this,he no day late and na first position he day always take for class.

If hin return,hin go go farm.Infact the tales too boku.Hin day do all these one abi, na hin his life con do covenant with poverty like this abi ?? Ist position every time, shebi dem day give scholarship during hin time,why dem no give am ?? oh oh !!

How my mama take marry dis man sef.?? I sure say na Quickie dem do wey turn to me and then marriage.Lol my papa na sharp guy oo.My mama day ss3 wey my papa knack am better stick ..The result na me today.

Why mama no abstain now ?? Or make she drop puna for person like dangote,otedola ?? I tire oo.Just they born pikin about.I remember wen we be still day one room one parlour.Papa go think say we don sleep,Raise Mummy skirt up then bang her 4 back con use hand cover mouth.

Episode 17

If to say the old man buy phone for us we go day record this nonsense.Thank God say dem we no get girl.But my mama get some bad ringtone ooo. Huh " ha " Jesus nmo" Na jesus send u to allow moses rod day knack your kpetus.

" hehe" papa boo " boo boo " boo" choi jesus marama.
i go day look dem.tink say we no sabi.

Papa sef go dey promise things wey he no fit do when he don day knack

" mama boo i will buy u volkswagen oo" eh
" oh oh Tani baba e ..Wu your papa" choi
" i will buy u money oo
" i will buy u be be be be be .....bettle..papa don cum be dat .The idiot con go shout " Thank you jesus "after every every. Papa no day knack pas 18 mins because me i day set time for them. Who i con resemble for this knacking thing. I hope say i no be bastard oo ?? Because the way Papa Okobi,the electrician con day always repair things wey no spoil for mama shop wen papa dey go night duty, i no undestand oo cos mama day always sweat comot shop..

lol This guy na mad man I swear
Nwayoma Jesus Gives and Takes Missionary Community Government assisted for Young and Old Combined Kg,Primary,Secondary and A levels School.
WtF ??

This guy is damn Funny

neduedu:
Guy i don laugh die. Sorry ehh, but tell ur pastor to send u back d card, tell am say na mistake. As per d girl, send me her number.

bro Dem no dey return God gift naw pastor go say every mistake na blessing.Wet in u wan use her number do ?? I don mark your face !!!

Aspiregreat:
This is undoubtedly Funny.

dis your English bro.we know say u get Bsc for english now.easy oo

dguizman:
U don use laff kill me here o....funny dude.

na God my brother !!!

prettythicksme:
Buhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahaha*ROTFLMAO!!Dude abeg no burst my belly with laugh!!**u mumu small sha

he he ...