Voting Criteria :

Opener - 1 point

Rhymes - 2 points

Similes/ Metaphors - 2 points

Punchlines - 3 points

Flow - 1 point

Wordplays - 2 points

Closer - 1 point

Rules

- 20 lines.

- Deadline is 9pm, Friday 2 October 2015.

- Verses should be posted by both battlers on or not later than deadline date.

- No biting, swaying, stretching, feeding or recycling.

- No complaining about votes.

- A no show attracts a ban.

- No unnecessary comments

- No smearing comments about any bar OR biting accusations without proof.

- Whatever you feel is wrong with a bar or verse - please put it in your vote. Vote and state what you found wrong.

- If there's anything you need to say in defence of your verse please save them for after voting's over.

- NO argument with established vets OR voters.

- Battlers should not interject between votes and voters should just vote and leave it like that.

- Only vets and regular section posters are allowed to vote.

Goodluck!!!

Muhdg post and I ll follow suit.

Diss @ MuhdG
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You softer than egg yolk and pap/ just accept that you wack/ and prevent this reckless attack/
. . cos you lag behind your fellows in rap/
I could nail a stack of cards to the back of your skull and you still won't be ahead of the pack!/

I spit flows that's crazily felt/ but he lacks faith in himself/ no wonder Laykorn took him to school like a baby in creche/
. . but this fight ll see the animal get laid in a bench/
cos I'm bringing this mad moose L . . . till voters call him a Lady in French!/


He still won't have the form if he had to seek admission/ I ll eat him up like there's cancer in his system/. . but he ll see an heartless demolition/ when I have my ammunition/
. . blast him to space[i/] till 'M see [i]Galaxy'. . . Afrobeat musician!/

He thought he's outstanding/ till I let the rounds blast him/
And he ll switch address when I send missiles that'll leave his house crashing/
cos one blast from my loud cannon/
. . will see him running from where he sleeps till he change Chambers . . like Wenger against Southampton!!/

I might just get him blazed in broad daylight when I blow his tops/
Leave him dumb, found dead till his family phone the cops/
But since I'm battling an incompetent chap,
I'll just bring witty punchlines to Murder Mook . . like Loaded Lux!!/

I'm smooth with the guns/
Dressed to the nines, got a tech tucked in ma Louis Vuitton/ I'm ready to shoot till his gone/
Cos this aaboki claims he's making bold decisions, when gripping mad cows is the only time he takes the bull by the horn!/

After his defeat to with Laykay/ his repute went south like a trip to S.A/ he's better off scripting essays/
but since the mallam lives in Gombe/
. . My fire ll make him flee, till he starts running from the northeast . . like River Benue!!/

It's slaughter I'm serving/
. . so I ll make this nigga from the North, end even if he's balling for Preston/
His death ll put his mum in depression/
. . cos the cuts from my saw ll leave Murd red . . Arthurs murderer in Merlin!

Your girl play games like Boston Celtics/
. . cos every nigga has entered the shawtys cervix/
but I got the kinda ccocck she relish/
. . We bed everywhere, I even sexed her at the border . .
customs service!/

I just killed this minion/
Technical knockout, the Unanimous victory is revealing/
But if he disputes,
I rip him in two, so voters can give me the win through a split decision!

Hey mik

Catch this

////////As i walked in

The Wind blowing, muhdG started a hurricane/
Not an easy pass, am like a police baricade/
If mik prove strong head, thinking he got accolades/
I'll throw Punches to his fore head, till its like the cockpit of an aeroplane/

F.uck being a rookie, i should be ruling/
Make mik my joker coz he got cracks like an old building/
If he fails, make him my palace goat, no kidding/
I hate goats so i 'point and kill' him, like its a 'super story'/

Man, in this sh!t am spitting, you can't keep up, So stay down/ like it boko haram in here/
You panting with your tongue out like a dog/
I wrest it out, go home and kidnap your mum/
I can say we speak same language, coz i have your 'mother, tongue,'/

My punches make him sick, and he'd be busy with his meds/
And if he needs aids, i'd send a girl with hiv to infect the pest./

Nothing in his life to show for/
So i give him ma keys n make him my chauffeur/

If he claim he hot, its coz i set him up in flames/
He is a 'mod tho', but his raps still never brought him fame/

He came in thinking he'd not concede defeat/
But with the hurricane i caused, the kid prolly don dey sh!t/
i would have given him my hand to shake, but i don't respect the kid/
I'll rather he emulate GEJ and accept 'the feet'/

#piss

Open for votes :

Mikuz you wicked o. Mvgt-mik

i would have called this a TIE if Muhdg landed his punchlines properly or rhymed better than he did.

I wonder why Mikuz was doing Nameflips with mook. Muhdg doesn't sound in anyway like moose..do you have a Japanese accent?


MVGT - Mikuz [for better rhymes & punchlines]

darkenedrebel:
i would have called this a TIE if Muhdg landed his punchlines properly or rhymed better than he did.

I wonder why Mikuz was doing Nameflips with moose. Muhdg doesn't sound in anyway like moose..do you have a Japanese accent?


MVGT - Mikuz [for better rhymes & punchlines]

I did not do moose with Muhdg. Lol!!!!!!

Tight brawl. . . Will be back with my verd.

Modified:

Muhdg, you didn't come prepared. Your bars/quatrains weren't even complete. You got the ideas but didn't maximize them to devastating effect. You tied only the closer, Mikuz got the rest.

MGVT: Mikuz.

BTW, Mikuz, "Mad moose L" was forced to rhyme with "Mademoiselle".

mikuz:


I did not do moose with Muhdg. Lol!!!!!!

it was my phone's autocorrect.. I meant to say Mook

MVGT - mikuz


MuhdG, I don't understand why you didn't utilize to the maximum. You had a few bars less than mikuz.

MGVT - Muhdg

darkenedrebel:

it was my phone's autocorrect.. I meant to say Mook

I didn't do that either.

CaptAwesome your vote is nullified.

Now swerve

llaykorn:
MVGT - mikuz


MuhdG, I don't understand why you didn't utilize to the maximum. You had a few bars less than mikuz.

He said 20lines.
And i took it literally. I was even thinking my lines were too much

mikuz:


I didn't do that either.

See d way you jusst they show ur 32.

Abeg close am joor

MuhdG:
He said 20lines. And i took it literally. I was even thinking my lines were too much

Oh no! 20 lines means 10 bars.

llaykorn:


Oh no! 20 lines means 10 bars.

. . . Well. Thnx

mikuz:


I didn't do that either.

so why did you say you'd murda Mook like loaded lux?

MuhdG:

He said 20lines.
And i took it literally. I was even thinking my lines were too much

hehe..
20 lines here = 10 quatrain or stanzas..

darkenedrebel:


hehe..
20 lines here = 10 quatrain or stanzas..

Thanks man

darkenedrebel:


so why did you say you'd murda Mook like loaded lux?

Check the build up, I said "since I'm fighting an incompetent chap . .." Google the meaning of Mook.

Double entendre : Bring punchlines to Murda Mook like loaded lux.
Explanation : In Murda Mook vs Loaded Lux, Loaded Lux brought punchlines to Murda Mook, true or false?

Bring punchlines to Murder Mook - Mook means a stupid or incompetent person. In other words, Bring punchlines to murder an incompetent person.

The only nameflips I did were MC Galaxy and Mordred.

How can I do Muhd red with Mordred and still go ahead and do Mook with Muhd?

mikuz:


Check the build up, I said "since I'm fighting an incompetent chap . .." Google the meaning of Mook.

Double entendre : Bring punchlines to Murda Mook like loaded lux.
Explanation : In Murda Mook vs Loaded Lux, Loaded Lux brought punchlines to Murda Mook, true or false?

Bring punchlines to Murder Mook - Mook means a stupid or incompetent person. In other words, Bring punchlines to murder an incompetent person.

The only nameflips I did were MC Galaxy and Mordred.

How can I do Muhd red with Mordred and still go ahead and do Mook with Muhd?

I know what Mook means..the bar doesn't make sense, & the play is forced
it's not grammatically correct. it's supposed to be - I'll bring punchlines to Murder this Mook.

you can't omit the adjective just because you wanna Wordplay..
that's like saying - I'll bring punchlines to Murder fool.. instead of saying - I'll bring punchlines to murder this fool..
I hope you get it?

darkenedrebel:



I know what Mook means..the bar doesn't make sense, & the play is forced
it's not grammatically correct. it's supposed to be - I'll bring punchlines to Murder this Mook.

you can't omit the adjective just because you wanna Wordplay..
that's like saying - I'll bring punchlines to Murder fool.. instead of saying - I'll bring punchlines to murder this fool..
I hope you get it?

It's correct, rapwise, since its a metaphor and a noun that describes Muhdg as an incompetent person.

Same thing as saying I'll bring punchlines to murder Muhdg - that's why you have set ups.


Is 'this' an adjective?

Stop nitpicking a sleek wordplay, none of your puns are even better than this one.

It's funny how you nitpick other peoples puns when yours are worse of.

But Ibime's Father?

Is Con artist.. & a sordid coon/ Your father's thethiefnot mine...& I got solid proof/ Cos your Dad's like theGreen Archer.....A notorious crook....Known for Robbing Hoods!/

Since when does Rubin Hood become Robbing hoods?

Wordplay maestro how where did the 's' come from?