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Re: The Day MTN taught me the Lesson of my Life ( Short Story) by Aspiregreat: 12:57pm On Oct 03, 2015 |
ClassCaptain: bros. No be so o.your story be make person speak the unspeakable. 1 Like |
Re: The Day MTN taught me the Lesson of my Life ( Short Story) by Aspiregreat: 1:07pm On Oct 03, 2015 |
Bad Guy! Abeg update. |
Re: The Day MTN taught me the Lesson of my Life ( Short Story) by ClassCaptain(m): 1:13pm On Oct 03, 2015 |
Aspiregreat:lol.boss .Wait till 3 pm Oo .. |
Re: The Day MTN taught me the Lesson of my Life ( Short Story) by ClassCaptain(m): 3:40pm On Oct 03, 2015 |
Episode. 18 Sorry say i bin day digress but you gats sabi this things ni oo. Agbaya my immediate brother had gone to play nairabet .Me and Agbaya don finish school since last 3 years now as me get 3 credits 4 waec but Agbaya carry f9 full hin first result as if say na birthright.Na last year.we just runs nabteb for am. During these 3 years,Agbaya don learn barbing,Shoe making and Phone repair and he still day use nairabet support ministry . Me ?? learn work?? Learn nko learner ni ?? I first talk say make i turn porn actor as i good for bed wella.For primary 6,I tear one asthmatic girl so tey she faint. na 6 hours.,she take use collect drip. I tear one pregnant food seller .Mama Matthew,too back then in my former hood,na d intense pressure way i leave remain inside kpetus ,make am born twins the next day.Na pleasure and Miracle she name dem twins. Me day last average of 4 hours on top bed naturally.if i con drink burakashi.opaeyin,Aleto and the rest agunmu ,na 6 hours. I no day rest.My mama even tell me say i be special child as when i dey comot, i no comot normally from my mama belle. . 41 Likes 3 Shares |
Re: The Day MTN taught me the Lesson of my Life ( Short Story) by ClassCaptain(m): 3:43pm On Oct 03, 2015 |
Episode 19 After i google " Where man good in bed act porn in Nigeria" ..i no see better results.I con Google " Porn star,i wan join dem .Nigeria branch" na same stupid results.I tried contact Afrocandy for twitter,she no answer me,may be she think say i small. Na only maheeda answer me but as i enter the kpetus wen we bin day do test for d job.Whether na well oo,Or na gutter,I no sabi wetin to describe am.As i talk say i bad reach,My thing no pass half of d kpetus oo. only God sabi how many " Gbabojigi! Go don enter there. She talk say i pass but i no fit die for my mama,i just Fail myself.She no allow me rest with calls na so i change my number.i no fit allow make my gbabojigi break or lost inside kpetus,i still get dream make i born seven pikin..No spoil my dream. Na cossy con break camel back abi na toe..... hmn i shall sabi say something break camel for somewhere 18 Likes 3 Shares |
Re: The Day MTN taught me the Lesson of my Life ( Short Story) by emmanuel596(m): 4:54pm On Oct 03, 2015 |
That network is a big scam They never give promos for free Them be like Satan if them give u 100 naira for free dem go collect 1000 from u in return 7 Likes 1 Share |
Re: The Day MTN taught me the Lesson of my Life ( Short Story) by ClassCaptain(m): 5:02pm On Oct 03, 2015 |
Episode 20 When i go audition,other Girls day test the other guys wey come.Cossy bin day watch and ,she day mark .Guys for that day reach 69 ..Thin one.the one wey fat like ballon,the most suprising na one 63 year old man,the man no last three minutes before dem comot am.choi Cossy they mark, she day drop people anyone.Ur gbabojigi too short,out, u day shout as u day knack, she go drop the person,u no get knacking rhythm,out. As he reach my time,na so cossy standa .Her ballon dey jog left and right . .I will have him to myself ." Na so cossy talk. " No ma " let me".. She no allow me talk wey she just pack my balls follow my gbabojigi.That day she tear me sotey..Different styles,Front ,back.She made me lick """ Choi my tongue lost inside the thing " Na me con day beg am make she stop. She no moan,she no shout,she just day fire pass ferrari. Na water dem pour on me carry me comot that day. Cossy give me 20 000 that day as i collect. run comot.One of those ashewos run follow me say she wan collect my number..i tear race. She sef use call disturb me make i come back. I change number.Na so i just lose interest for d whole porn star thing and na so i get this unfortunate line wey i dey use.Na glo i use first,maheeda disturb i change to airtel,cossy disturb, na so i change to this Mtn oo. 15 Likes 1 Share |
Re: The Day MTN taught me the Lesson of my Life ( Short Story) by udysweet(f): 5:02pm On Oct 03, 2015 |
Thot firstbank credit tin is *894# ? Mak una tellme weda I wrong o. But I've seen sm1 wit smtn similar to dis thread,before? Anyway nice try sir,pele o.and by d way u use styled paint calabar babe in a bad light o. Next time don't be greedy,lol 2 Likes |
Re: The Day MTN taught me the Lesson of my Life ( Short Story) by happykidArotiba(m): 5:06pm On Oct 03, 2015 |
this made my day after barcelona spoilt my day. mtchew 5 Likes |
Re: The Day MTN taught me the Lesson of my Life ( Short Story) by heed101(m): 5:06pm On Oct 03, 2015 |
Bros, modify that place u wrote u got 11k alert. You recharge in 1k series and u shld get the alert in that stream. Pele! 4 Likes 1 Share |
Re: The Day MTN taught me the Lesson of my Life ( Short Story) by Nobody: 5:07pm On Oct 03, 2015 |
Re: The Day MTN taught me the Lesson of my Life ( Short Story) by Nobody: 5:09pm On Oct 03, 2015 |
Diddyydiva: I want u in my life |
Re: The Day MTN taught me the Lesson of my Life ( Short Story) by Nobody: 5:09pm On Oct 03, 2015 |
Diddyydiva: I want u in my life |
Re: The Day MTN taught me the Lesson of my Life ( Short Story) by Touchey: 5:09pm On Oct 03, 2015 |
[s] ClassCaptain:[/s] Pfff Tale of a broke-ass-nigga |
Re: The Day MTN taught me the Lesson of my Life ( Short Story) by ClassCaptain(m): 5:09pm On Oct 03, 2015 |
heed101: no vex,na special account I day use .. 1 Like 1 Share |
Re: The Day MTN taught me the Lesson of my Life ( Short Story) by Nobody: 5:11pm On Oct 03, 2015 |
This is what your story looks like.. So unimportant. Class captain pls be responsible for ones in ur life. 6 Likes
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Re: The Day MTN taught me the Lesson of my Life ( Short Story) by mekzyjoe(m): 5:14pm On Oct 03, 2015 |
naijaboiy:yung dude u r crazy mennn ..d tin tyre me |
Re: The Day MTN taught me the Lesson of my Life ( Short Story) by Ahmed4002(m): 5:14pm On Oct 03, 2015 |
udysweet: *302*amount# is for zenith bank And *737*amount# for gtbank Take note before dem use you shine 3 Likes |
Re: The Day MTN taught me the Lesson of my Life ( Short Story) by ClassCaptain(m): 5:14pm On Oct 03, 2015 |
OkparaJesus: Went through your posts and saw a post where u boldly stated that u allowed an homosexual bleed to death....Now tell me who is irresponsible ..I have screenshotted it . 17 Likes 4 Shares |
Re: The Day MTN taught me the Lesson of my Life ( Short Story) by ClassCaptain(m): 5:17pm On Oct 03, 2015 |
LaraiBoluwaji: this is Fiction, not about me ma..its a fictional work Maybe u didn't read d name of the character . His name is " Boo Osin"..thanks 14 Likes 1 Share |
Re: The Day MTN taught me the Lesson of my Life ( Short Story) by ClassCaptain(m): 5:18pm On Oct 03, 2015 |
LaraiBoluwaji: am not true with the story ma,pls calm down 1 Like |
Re: The Day MTN taught me the Lesson of my Life ( Short Story) by happykidArotiba(m): 5:20pm On Oct 03, 2015 |
uselessgoat:diddydiva wont want a useless goat in her life. jus sayin 1 Like |
Re: The Day MTN taught me the Lesson of my Life ( Short Story) by jayriginal: 5:21pm On Oct 03, 2015 |
LaraiBoluwaji: Its a work of fiction. That much should be obvious. The OP is a crude writer but he is talented. 4 Likes |
Re: The Day MTN taught me the Lesson of my Life ( Short Story) by Nobody: 5:22pm On Oct 03, 2015 |
happykidArotiba: what is ur bizness? na u be diddyydiva |
Re: The Day MTN taught me the Lesson of my Life ( Short Story) by janefrancisca(f): 5:24pm On Oct 03, 2015 |
. Funny story but a lot of digressions at the tail end. 2 Likes |
Re: The Day MTN taught me the Lesson of my Life ( Short Story) by HARDDON: 5:24pm On Oct 03, 2015 |
Con man conned! |
Re: The Day MTN taught me the Lesson of my Life ( Short Story) by Harvigh(m): 5:24pm On Oct 03, 2015 |
Beats my imagination how this kinda story makes it to fp.... |
Re: The Day MTN taught me the Lesson of my Life ( Short Story) by Nobody: 5:24pm On Oct 03, 2015 |
Guy, your story is funny but having read it to the end, I'm quite disappointed. This post should have ended after you discovered your mistake and called customer care. Jokes should end at the funniest part. When you spoke to customer care threatening to commit suicide was the funniest part. And that's the END for me. 58 Likes 1 Share |
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