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20 Places To Have Sex Before You Die by Nobody: 7:05am On Nov 04, 2015 |
Everybody wud die one day but before u die why not make the best of ur sex life by trying out new things. Sex shouldnt always be in the bedroom so check dis out: 1. The drive thru (Traffic stop): Tinted windows and long wait time comes in handy for this one. But be finished before the traffic light says green. 2. Ontop the washing machine: Yea, then when u just remove the cloth u are wearing and dump it into the washing machine, ur partner comes in and you two get ontop that washing machine. The vibration from the washing machine also adds to the fun, What a heavenly feeling! 3. The Zoo: Yes, it possible just like they do on discovery channel. 4. On the horse'sback: Yes, its very possible and u can commonly do the 69style. Inventive but dangerous 5. Parachute: Dangerous but very enjoyable. Talk about being on Cloud9 But u and ur partner gotta hav good stamina though. 6. The stairs: If u get overpleased u'll just fall off but apart from that its fun. 7. The Elevator: When u are going from 1st floor to 50th floor, its a very huge opportunity. 8. Shower: This has to be the best u dont need whatsoever clean-up after sex. Yikes! 9. On A Plane: Dont try it where people are sitted, go hide somewhere and do it. Maybe in their restroom. 10. In the Lecturer's Office: Most ladies are guilty of this but no wahala it also made my list. 11. At a church: Oooops forgive me father cos am sinning right now but sex in the shurch is very possible! 12. In a cemetry: Gross but when u nd ur partner are very horrny and u see a cemetry around, go and hide behind a corpse and do it. At least no one wud disturb you. Forget about fake naija movies tellin u corpse would wake up and stuffs like dat, its a Lie! You're not the first neither wud u be the last! 13. The Library: Shhhhh, remember, u have to be kwayet! 14. On A Motorcycle: I mean a motorcycle stopped and parked already. Make sure it wasnt running recently lest u'll get some nasty exhaust burns. 15. On top of a hill: You'd have quite the view and feel like u're ontop of the world. 16. On A Rooftop: Rehindeers aren't the only ones that can make noise on rooftops *shrugs* 17. On a bed with Silk or Satin Bedsheets: Why not pamper yourself? 18. In A Tent: Not having enough space and being in the wilderness just makes it all that much exiciting. 19. In Front of An Open window: Show the world! 20. On A Chair: Practically, u can find one anywhere! 21. Under The Rain: (Anywhere really) At least Beyonce did it and enjoyed it. Dont knock em off till you try em. 1 Like
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Re: 20 Places To Have Sex Before You Die by Nobody: 7:08am On Nov 04, 2015 |
Re: 20 Places To Have Sex Before You Die by Blizzy9ja: 7:10am On Nov 04, 2015 |
Oops |
Re: 20 Places To Have Sex Before You Die by boboLIL(m): 7:11am On Nov 04, 2015 |
Op come make I straff u for roof na... Mtcheeeew 2 Likes |
Re: 20 Places To Have Sex Before You Die by AishyWemsy(f): 7:12am On Nov 04, 2015 |
Na wa o 2 Likes |
Re: 20 Places To Have Sex Before You Die by InsaneTamie(m): 7:15am On Nov 04, 2015 |
Parachute? Really? |
Re: 20 Places To Have Sex Before You Die by cosby02(m): 7:17am On Nov 04, 2015 |
Cementry ooga ooo 1 Like |
Re: 20 Places To Have Sex Before You Die by Freciprocal: 7:18am On Nov 04, 2015 |
Should have been 21 places to have sex just before you die 9 Likes 2 Shares |
Re: 20 Places To Have Sex Before You Die by Nobody: 7:19am On Nov 04, 2015 |
cosby02:LOL |
Re: 20 Places To Have Sex Before You Die by dkronicle(m): 7:20am On Nov 04, 2015 |
Only... Av s@x ontop keke na... Madmann 1 Like |
Re: 20 Places To Have Sex Before You Die by Nobody: 7:27am On Nov 04, 2015 |
dkronicle:hediot |
Re: 20 Places To Have Sex Before You Die by engrfcuksmtin(m): 7:32am On Nov 04, 2015 |
EngrFcuksmtin have done 6,7,8,10,20,21 |
Re: 20 Places To Have Sex Before You Die by stinggy(m): 7:37am On Nov 04, 2015 |
On the Rooftop Best tried on a hot afternoon |
Re: 20 Places To Have Sex Before You Die by Nobody: 7:39am On Nov 04, 2015 |
in a public park at night. |
Re: 20 Places To Have Sex Before You Die by Nobody: 7:41am On Nov 04, 2015 |
6, 8, 13, 18, 19, 21. 6/21- failure aftrall. SAD |
Re: 20 Places To Have Sex Before You Die by Nobody: 7:47am On Nov 04, 2015 |
stinggy:LOL |
Re: 20 Places To Have Sex Before You Die by oriosan: 8:03am On Nov 04, 2015 |
22. On top transformer 5 Likes 1 Share |
Re: 20 Places To Have Sex Before You Die by CertifiedFreak(m): 8:23am On Nov 04, 2015 |
Right in front of those three dudes who welcome you to lagos. Dudes would keep getting a kick out of the thumbs up sign |
Re: 20 Places To Have Sex Before You Die by DaBullIT(m): 8:25am On Nov 04, 2015 |
These wicked people Traffic stop? He no make brain, light no fit hold you for 5 mins, if you do am 2 mins light green your babe go call you 1 minute man , if you no stop horns and honks go kill your libido , na lose lose Washing machine if he don leak and you no know, you fit fall or you fit SHOCK-y enter heaven your case for baba God hand na die Zoo you wan make your family see your celebrity status for FB and twitter? Horse Haba aaa, na food? The galloping self go dey commot prick for your babe mouth Parachute for Nigeria? Forget film your babe wey gp complain say you dey speed for inside your muscle nanim go enter air wey Una no dey spin? If you no watch na neck Una go use land. You don murd be that Oyinbo repete (Tony tequila) I for continue but bottom line, my bed big well well I go continue my adventure everywhere Because I like SAFE SEX 2 Likes |
Re: 20 Places To Have Sex Before You Die by Nobody: 9:37am On Nov 04, 2015 |
Red Sea. |
Re: 20 Places To Have Sex Before You Die by keko14: 9:41am On Nov 04, 2015 |
22 aso rock 23 white house |
Re: 20 Places To Have Sex Before You Die by Nobody: 9:48am On Nov 04, 2015 |
keko14:exactly |
Re: 20 Places To Have Sex Before You Die by Nobody: 9:49am On Nov 04, 2015 |
Enypie:that shud be when u want to die |
Re: 20 Places To Have Sex Before You Die by Nobody: 9:50am On Nov 04, 2015 |
pinceprinz:Eyah, pele |
Re: 20 Places To Have Sex Before You Die by Nobody: 10:04am On Nov 04, 2015 |
teeowl:Exactly |
Re: 20 Places To Have Sex Before You Die by Tonycart: 10:04am On Nov 04, 2015 |
In side coffin too 1 Like |
Re: 20 Places To Have Sex Before You Die by Nobody: 10:09am On Nov 04, 2015 |
Tonycart:yea, inside Oyind17 coffin |
Re: 20 Places To Have Sex Before You Die by Ignatiusprince(m): 10:11am On Nov 04, 2015 |
Hahhahahahha, have don dat in the bank b4 and also inside a car..... |
Re: 20 Places To Have Sex Before You Die by Nobody: 10:15am On Nov 04, 2015 |
Durentt:Durentt be careful |
Re: 20 Places To Have Sex Before You Die by Nobody: 10:16am On Nov 04, 2015 |
Oyind17:U high on bournvita? |
Re: 20 Places To Have Sex Before You Die by Nobody: 10:17am On Nov 04, 2015 |
Ignatiusprince:bank how possibu? |
Re: 20 Places To Have Sex Before You Die by enny4real23(m): 10:24am On Nov 04, 2015 |
u can do it in the dead sea since a person can float in it due to the high concentration of salt, hmmm....... I wonder ow it will feel |
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