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Re: When You Lied On Your Resume About Being Proficient In Excel (pics) by abrahambest(m): 8:09pm On Nov 17, 2015
Melahou:



i can challenge you on excel even with my eyes closed

there are things i can do with excel that will amaze you
interesting... Can u mention some?
Re: When You Lied On Your Resume About Being Proficient In Excel (pics) by Nobody: 8:10pm On Nov 17, 2015
Icecomrade:
Lolz

During my interview with a commercial bank in 2008, I stated I know how to use Microsoft word and Excel

I prayed they wouldn't ask me to practicalize like some of the candidates that went in before me.

I learnt on the job afterwards. Right now am a guru.

I don't think I have anyone on Nairaland who can challenge me


[size=14pt]Oh yeah? Dont even go there. They call me Mr "Excel"llent the Excellent IV (The only living guru of Ancient Dahomey and All british Enclaves)[/size]
Re: When You Lied On Your Resume About Being Proficient In Excel (pics) by k1centy: 8:11pm On Nov 17, 2015
Icecomrade:
Lolz

During my interview with a commercial bank in 2008, I stated I know how to use Microsoft word and Excel

I prayed they wouldn't ask me to practicalize like some of the candidates that went in before me.

I learnt on the job afterwards. Right now am a guru.

I don't think I have anyone on Nairaland who can challenge me

I will gladly challenge U my brother.
Re: When You Lied On Your Resume About Being Proficient In Excel (pics) by anonymousmum: 8:12pm On Nov 17, 2015
Melahou:



i can challenge you on excel even with my eyes closed

there are things i can do with excel that will amaze you

Plenty Excel gurus here. I am up for a challenge too. #excelexperthere.

I hope y'all can use VBA, first of all
Re: When You Lied On Your Resume About Being Proficient In Excel (pics) by Nobody: 8:13pm On Nov 17, 2015
End time hot seat!
Re: When You Lied On Your Resume About Being Proficient In Excel (pics) by dacovajnr: 8:13pm On Nov 17, 2015
lasisi69:
Guy, what's up
I'm aiit baami and you?
Re: When You Lied On Your Resume About Being Proficient In Excel (pics) by aprokomanager: 8:14pm On Nov 17, 2015
9niceguy:
Hot seat
very hot one
Re: When You Lied On Your Resume About Being Proficient In Excel (pics) by pharoah7(m): 8:14pm On Nov 17, 2015
when u think you can Run the affairs of the county alone..bubu
Re: When You Lied On Your Resume About Being Proficient In Excel (pics) by lasisi69(f): 8:14pm On Nov 17, 2015
dacovajnr:
I'm aiit baami and you?
I position
Re: When You Lied On Your Resume About Being Proficient In Excel (pics) by abrahambest(m): 8:15pm On Nov 17, 2015
anonymousmum:


Plenty Excel gurus here. I am up for a challenge too. #excelexperthere.

I hope y'all can use VBA, first of all
CURRENTLY DATA ANALYST/MS EXCEL PROGRAMMER..

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Re: When You Lied On Your Resume About Being Proficient In Excel (pics) by moscyt(m): 8:15pm On Nov 17, 2015
Blackchampion:
Nigga i match u pass 4 those two oooo
abrahambest:
Are u serious? Guru in excel?? Shall we compete
chrisbaba1:

[size=14pt]Oh yeah? Dont even go there. They call me Mr "Excel"llent the Excellent IV (The only living guru of Ancient Dahomey and All british Enclaves)[/size]
anonymousmum:

Plenty Excel gurus here. I am up for a challenge too. #excelexperthere.
I hope y'all can use VBA, first of all
Icecomrade:
Lolz

During my interview with a commercial bank in 2008, I stated I know how to use Microsoft word and Excel

I prayed they wouldn't ask me to practicalize like some of the candidates that went in before me.

I learnt on the job afterwards. Right now am a guru.

I don't think I have anyone on Nairaland who can challenge me

[quote author=k1centy post=40128391] I will gladly challenge U my brother.
with you peeps permission, i will like to give you people a challenge on excel. it should be easy with a little research!
Re: When You Lied On Your Resume About Being Proficient In Excel (pics) by DOCTORDONE: 8:16pm On Nov 17, 2015
Alarm don blow grin
Re: When You Lied On Your Resume About Being Proficient In Excel (pics) by Jumbledwords: 8:17pm On Nov 17, 2015
kestolove95:
I don't excel in excel don't knw why

You did this just for the dual use of the word "excel" eh?
Re: When You Lied On Your Resume About Being Proficient In Excel (pics) by maxti: 8:18pm On Nov 17, 2015
Eyekandi:
Excel is like mathematics to me embarassed don't get it most of the time...
Trust me. Excel is as simple as commenting on Nairaland.
Re: When You Lied On Your Resume About Being Proficient In Excel (pics) by Dcaliphate(m): 8:18pm On Nov 17, 2015
Icecomrade:
Lolz

During my interview with a commercial bank in 2008, I stated I know how to use Microsoft word and Excel

I prayed they wouldn't ask me to practicalize like some of the candidates that went in before me.

I learnt on the job afterwards. Right now am a guru.

I don't think I have anyone on Nairaland who can challenge me

think again
Re: When You Lied On Your Resume About Being Proficient In Excel (pics) by mrkings84(m): 8:18pm On Nov 17, 2015
Unfortunate shall..... Check my signature for extra cash this season
Re: When You Lied On Your Resume About Being Proficient In Excel (pics) by bettercreature(m): 8:18pm On Nov 17, 2015
onosprince:
I cant even say end time again because all the end time nairalanders are around, So please pray for Nigeria.
You are very handsome tho
Re: When You Lied On Your Resume About Being Proficient In Excel (pics) by BERNANKE(m): 8:20pm On Nov 17, 2015
Joshua tree
Re: When You Lied On Your Resume About Being Proficient In Excel (pics) by hotnsexy4christ(f): 8:24pm On Nov 17, 2015
Repent brother, Jesus is coming soon,
Re: When You Lied On Your Resume About Being Proficient In Excel (pics) by Probarbie: 8:30pm On Nov 17, 2015
onosprince:
I cant even say end time again because all the end time nairalanders are around, So please pray for Nigeria.



lmao.
Re: When You Lied On Your Resume About Being Proficient In Excel (pics) by Nobody: 8:31pm On Nov 17, 2015
Eyekandi:
Excel is like mathematics to me embarassed don't get it most of the time...

come let me make u perfect
Re: When You Lied On Your Resume About Being Proficient In Excel (pics) by Melahou(m): 8:31pm On Nov 17, 2015
anonymousmum:


Plenty Excel gurus here. I am up for a challenge too. #excelexperthere.

I hope y'all can use VBA, first of all

VBA is derived from Visual Basic 6 which was the
most used programming language in the world until it was
phased out when Microsoft introduced .NET
and its associated languages.

VBA is just a basic in excel
Re: When You Lied On Your Resume About Being Proficient In Excel (pics) by Blackchampion(m): 8:33pm On Nov 17, 2015
[quote author=moscyt post=40128586][/quote] Will be waiting with open arms
Re: When You Lied On Your Resume About Being Proficient In Excel (pics) by dabossman(m): 8:36pm On Nov 17, 2015
Lilprincey:
L

For Learner. Are you a learner?

Was smiling on this thread until I got to Mogidi's post. Don't these guys ever give it a rest? Keep your sh*t in the politics section. Lawd.
Re: When You Lied On Your Resume About Being Proficient In Excel (pics) by kelvyn7: 8:41pm On Nov 17, 2015
kestolove95:
I don't excel in excel don't knw why

me too, I don't have power in PowerPoint cheesy
Re: When You Lied On Your Resume About Being Proficient In Excel (pics) by kestolove95(m): 8:44pm On Nov 17, 2015
kelvyn7:


me too, I don't have power in PowerPoint cheesy
lol, nd u ar soft in microsoft abi
Re: When You Lied On Your Resume About Being Proficient In Excel (pics) by spicy244(f): 8:44pm On Nov 17, 2015
Not only when you lie on cv but when OP can also be a professional liar ....How come u snapped ur friend during interview
Re: When You Lied On Your Resume About Being Proficient In Excel (pics) by Onyenna(m): 8:44pm On Nov 17, 2015
Mogidi:
This reminds one of Bubu's promises before becoming president and then using propaganda after reality struck.

LOOOooooOOL! You nailed it!!

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Re: When You Lied On Your Resume About Being Proficient In Excel (pics) by harjayi(m): 8:46pm On Nov 17, 2015
Icecomrade:
Lolz

During my interview with a commercial bank in 2008, I stated I know how to use Microsoft word and Excel

I prayed they wouldn't ask me to practicalize like some of the candidates that went in before me.

I learnt on the job afterwards. Right now am a guru.

I don't think I have anyone on Nairaland who can challenge me

For your church mind abi
Re: When You Lied On Your Resume About Being Proficient In Excel (pics) by harjayi(m): 8:50pm On Nov 17, 2015
Suspect33:
This man dey sweat like guy wey stop babe to toast am, e no come get liver to talk him mind grin grin
Lol u be bad guy
Re: When You Lied On Your Resume About Being Proficient In Excel (pics) by spicy244(f): 8:50pm On Nov 17, 2015
bettercreature:
You are very handsome tho

hmmmmnnn.... 14yrs
Re: When You Lied On Your Resume About Being Proficient In Excel (pics) by bettercreature(m): 8:52pm On Nov 17, 2015
spicy244:



hmmmmnnn.... 14yrs
Hmmmm are you saying you've PM that guy

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