Tallesty1:
Say "Hi"

PunkyVeer:
Smdh.

Anyway, since it's your 1st date you can start with the basics eg. what her hobbies are, etc. This is your getting-to-know-each-other stage, so conversations on finding out common interests should be enough.

SwagPower:


K comprendes. .. She Hi's bak as per typical 9ja G...
Den wat? .

martinlooter:
Are you 18 years old, these were questions I asked when I was your age, are you asking us how to be mechanical with a girl you just met? Bro, don't bother yourself about what to say, just say whatever comes into your mind, just don't fight it, don't try to please, be yourself and be free. Just allow yourself to be stupid and crazy.
Young men these days, trying so much to be perfect.

Tallesty1:
Then say xup

SwagPower:


Guy: xup
Gsl: fyn
Den wat!!!

SwagPower:


Guy: xup
Gsl: fyn
Den wat!!!

SwagPower:
Kk... Dis didn't happen 2 Ma friend, na me e happen 2 actually. ..

I kinda find mysef in some situations where I come across dis pretty gal n I wanna Strike a convo bt it seems at dt moment all ideas jst desert me on wat 2 talk abt wit her..., , (mind u am meeting her 4 d 1st tym. . Or shld I say seeing her d 1st tym ..

jaymejate:
Boy: hi
Girl: hey
Boy: how are you?
Girl: fine
Boy: are you new here cos I'm seeing you for the first time.
Girl: no
Boy: my name is ELIJAH
Girl: ok
Boy: what about you?
Girl: why?






My Bros, no de waste your time.

Tell her Jesus loves you. Preach the gospel, ashawo

obiorathesubtle:
Look, be real. What do you want? Don't hide anything! If you want sex! Tell her! If you want her to suck your dick! Tell her!


For questions
Ask her the size of her bra
The colour of her eyes
The size of her shoe
Does she prefer ceramic plates while eating?
What is her opinion on the colour of the sky?
Does she think 50 shades of grey has a good plot?
Does she know the last james bond before Daniel craig
Does she think zebras should be domesticated
Does she drink beer
Does she believe in karma
Does she drive an automatic vehicle with just one foot
Does she think left handed people can type faster than right handed people on an iphone
Does she think ink in pen is old fashion?
How many times has a microwave machine frustrated her



Interrogate her you dumb fück!

Tallesty1:
How was ya night.

Tallesty1:
How was ya night.

NewSheriff:
Start shining your teeth. Nonsense!

Slimzjoe:
Make a Bad Joke and then you both Laugh over it....Apologise for the Joke and then, Stuffs will come to your head Surely....you'll get her Number there

SwagPower:

Lol... dats nt so subtle obiorathesubtle.. .
Bt u 4got 2 take ur pills abi?. .
Ehen! no wonder

sapiosexual1:

Ok pal, I'm not a lady but i think you should keep it natural and be yourself. For Christ sake ther is nothing to be scared of in chatting a lady up, they don't bite. On the contrary it's the ladies who should be scared /more cautious if you gotthem with boldness and you come up with swag cos most ladies live a plastic life.
Gist abt general stuffs, trends, complement her dressing and looks (not her boo.bs or ars.we pls) . If you're nerves are with you after 5mins then just flow with it.
PS : keep it short and simple except youare well worded

obiorathesubtle:
hehe. As a matter of transparency, it was as subtle as it could be.


However, I have taken all my pills.

SwagPower:

Oh! It's d Overdose-effect. ..
Shld wear off in tym

SwagPower:

Sheriff!! ! Ur pple dey find u 4 yabaleft... Hurry go ansa register

NewSheriff:
You won for yourself the privilege to show up in my first mention and you misused it.

I would have made you regret what you typed up there but I can't engage an 18 years old kid that can't get a convo going with prolly a 15 years old child.

obiorathesubtle:
*takes off clothes and runs around nairaland naked*

SwagPower:
Guy hide ur JT abeg...