Rrankdonga:
Dear Dr Goodluck Jonathan.
Sir, while you have gone.

1.) Those who accused you of cluelessnesss are today taking selfies at the Auto plants and with Made in Nigeria vehicles a dividend of your auto policy.

2.) Those who insulted you and insisted that the Petroleum subsidy program was a scam just approved a 0.5 Trillion naira subsidy scam payment.

3.) The Professor who claimed your successor will definitely bring fuel pump to = N40 have suddenly gone deaf and dumb while fuel prize is currently cruising around 600 naira in some cities.

4.) Those who claimed you were heading to Chad to plan more attacks on us were the first to visit Chad after you left.

5.) Your agricultural policies which yielded a lot of dividend is the next achievement your adversaries are planning to appropriate to themselves.

6.) When the Treasury Single Account was been hailed as a super invention they concealed your name and in scripted theirs, immediately it had little issues they dumped it on you, tomorrow they will claim IPPIS.

7.) They said you lacked the political will to fight insurgency yet most if not all the LGA'S you reclaimed and handed over to them have been lost with unimaginable loss of lives.

8.) Those who claimed the presidential Air fleet was too large and a complete waste of resources have spent over 5 billion naira in just 6 months fuelling the fleet and junketing from one continent to another without any thing to show for it.

8.) You said your ambition was not worth the blood of a single Nigerian you proved it by your actions.

9.) The first female Cadets of the NDA are grateful.

10.) The First set of students from the 11 new federal universities who are now in 400 level are grateful.

11.) The first Sets of students from the University of Petroleum are grateful.

12.) The First sets of Nigerian Pilots trained abroad are Grateful.

13.) The Recipients of the Presidential scholarship scheme for first class students which was recently suspended by our change agents are grateful

14.) The recipients of the Youwwin programme and the Youwwin for women are grateful

15.);The beneficiaries of the innovation in fertiliser distribution will never forget you.
16.) The 1000 Beneficiaries of the TETFUND scholarships for Lecturers in Nigerian Universities are grateful

17.) The generations that will access information via the freedom of information act (FOI) will see your signature

18.) The Millions of Almajiri pupils across Nigeria who benefited from you milk of kindness will live to testify it.

19.) Those who ply the Abuja - Lokoja Benin road will remain thankful

20.) NYSC Members who will benefit and those who have benefited from the increased of allowances from =N= 8216 to =N= 19800 are grateful.

21.) those who benefited from 6000 minimum wage to 18000 minimum wage will forever remain grateful

May heaven and History be kind to you today and Always

You are Still the Best President so far.

God bless GEJ.
Credit;- wailingwailer00
Errrrmmmm has anybody seen that Ngeneukwenu I hear she's a s'hemale!

Lobolintin:





Best post ever

Hero10001:

If you took an IQ test, the result would be negative.

Baboo13:
LOL


Why go for the gas conference when you have a commonwealth meeting in the same week.


This President's body language is now the other way round

vislabraye:

Ask am O !! But no one can say anything.

mohlanforex:
I VOTE FOR HIM, NOW I WISH HIM PLANE-CRASH ON HIS WAY OUT OF THE COUNTRY. HE HAS TRAVEL 15 COUNTRIES IN LESS THAN 6 MONTH. END TIME PRESIDENT WITH FAKE CHANGE PROMISE. I WILL NEVER VOTE FOR ABOKI AGAIN.

Baboo13:


Its really sad

And he's still going to france from malta

vislabraye:

Na world record he dey compeye fir.

benedictnsi:
[size=18pt] Now it very crystal clear that this is a one chance government we are into...... How can a president in his right mind abandon his own country in such a precarious situation....... I don't blame him much.... His obviously do not buy fuel from any fuel station by himself, cos he have not witnessed a very long cue under a scorching sunshine..... He do not know how many businesses these fuel scandal is causing Liquidation......


He is a dullardinhoo with a very myopic level of extra-sensory perception and mental articulation that is why he behaves the way he do...... Malta my ass, Guinness my Foot [/size]

mrnairaland1:
If the man refuse to travel and delegates people, You will say shebi dem talk am say the man don old. The man, yet dey go up and down to see how Nigeria would be better off among the comity of nations, they are still complaining. Travelling for bilateral meetings is part of his duty and he is doing his job as expected ni. Thank God, the man is not listening to distractions but concentrate on the job we elected him to do. We all know our roof is leaking and it should be looked into asap, which I am very sure he's working on. I am not pleased with the current state of the economy, I am sure he's still cleaning the mess the previous administration left behind. Let's support him

mrnairaland1:
If the man refuse to travel and delegates people, You will say shebi dem talk am say the man don old. The man, yet dey go up and down to see how Nigeria would be better off among the comity of nations, they are still complaining. Travelling for bilateral meetings is part of his duty and he is doing his job as expected ni. Thank God, the man is not listening to distractions but concentrate on the job we elected him to do. We all know our roof is leaking and it should be looked into asap, which I am very sure he's working on. I am not pleased with the current state of the economy, I am sure he's still cleaning the mess the previous administration left behind. Let's support him

benedictnsi:
[size=18pt] Now it very crystal clear that this is a one chance government we are into...... How can a president in his right mind abandon his own country in such a precarious situation....... I don't blame him much.... His obviously do not buy fuel from any fuel station by himself, cos he have not witnessed a very long cue under a scorching sunshine..... He do not know how many businesses these fuel scandal is causing Liquidation......


He is a dullardinhoo with a very myopic level of extra-sensory perception and mental articulation that is why he behaves the way he do...... Malta my ass, Guinness my Foot [/size]

MichaelSokoto:
Guy leave politiks & face ya music oo!

Wen we go get our grammy na? Shebi na u promise us?

Rrankdonga:
Dear Dr Goodluck Jonathan.
Sir, while you have gone.

1.) Those who accused you of cluelessnesss are today taking selfies at the Auto plants and with Made in Nigeria vehicles a dividend of your auto policy.

2.) Those who insulted you and insisted that the Petroleum subsidy program was a scam just approved a 0.5 Trillion naira subsidy scam payment.

3.) The Professor who claimed your successor will definitely bring fuel pump to = N40 have suddenly gone deaf and dumb while fuel prize is currently cruising around 600 naira in some cities.

4.) Those who claimed you were heading to Chad to plan more attacks on us were the first to visit Chad after you left.

5.) Your agricultural policies which yielded a lot of dividend is the next achievement your adversaries are planning to appropriate to themselves.

6.) When the Treasury Single Account was been hailed as a super invention they concealed your name and in scripted theirs, immediately it had little issues they dumped it on you, tomorrow they will claim IPPIS.

7.) They said you lacked the political will to fight insurgency yet most if not all the LGA'S you reclaimed and handed over to them have been lost with unimaginable loss of lives.

8.) Those who claimed the presidential Air fleet was too large and a complete waste of resources have spent over 5 billion naira in just 6 months fuelling the fleet and junketing from one continent to another without any thing to show for it.

8.) You said your ambition was not worth the blood of a single Nigerian you proved it by your actions.

9.) The first female Cadets of the NDA are grateful.

10.) The First set of students from the 11 new federal universities who are now in 400 level are grateful.

11.) The first Sets of students from the University of Petroleum are grateful.

12.) The First sets of Nigerian Pilots trained abroad are Grateful.

13.) The Recipients of the Presidential scholarship scheme for first class students which was recently suspended by our change agents are grateful

14.) The recipients of the Youwwin programme and the Youwwin for women are grateful

15.);The beneficiaries of the innovation in fertiliser distribution will never forget you.
16.) The 1000 Beneficiaries of the TETFUND scholarships for Lecturers in Nigerian Universities are grateful

17.) The generations that will access information via the freedom of information act (FOI) will see your signature

18.) The Millions of Almajiri pupils across Nigeria who benefited from you milk of kindness will live to testify it.

19.) Those who ply the Abuja - Lokoja Benin road will remain thankful

20.) NYSC Members who will benefit and those who have benefited from the increased of allowances from =N= 8216 to =N= 19800 are grateful.

21.) those who benefited from 6000 minimum wage to 18000 minimum wage will forever remain grateful

May heaven and History be kind to you today and Always

You are Still the Best President so far.

God bless GEJ.
Credit;- wailingwailer00
Errrrmmmm has anybody seen Ngeneukwenu

freez2ryme:
No wonder fulanis are called normads

They fit waka from Abuja go Lagos on legedes Benz

Just imagine wetin go happen when u dash am Presidential Jet.