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Mess'n When Sex'n :D by holysaint1(m): 6:42am On Dec 30, 2015 |
Hey Nlanders.. Wanna use this medium to wish y'all happy xmas and a fruitful new year ahead.. Sometimes i just thinkup some funny scenario.. prolly a comic play or some real life facts... So today, i decided to share one of my many (funny) clandestine toughts.. i know it might sound like wtf, odd or weird, But i believe it does happen.. So here we go.. Imagine you and your partner (male or female) engulfed in a hot sex session.. And suddenly u perceive a horrible foul smell in the name of mess or fart.. Emmm... My qweshion is... would u still continue the sex ?? or run to sex another day... comments from all gender i.e lass, lads and UFO's are welcomed.. |
Re: Mess'n When Sex'n :D by banjicom(m): 6:46am On Dec 30, 2015 |
Imagine she was giving a you a head! and you release a very tantalising fart in her mouth! Yuck!! Wtf!! Or you deep your finger into her honey hole, and a tiny drop of hot poo came out from her yansh! |
Re: Mess'n When Sex'n :D by holysaint1(m): 6:51am On Dec 30, 2015 |
banjicom: i will consider that as one of the 99 ways to quickly end a r/ship... albeit, this is bout sex'n and nt heading or mouthin... |
Re: Mess'n When Sex'n :D by cruzita(f): 7:16am On Dec 30, 2015 |
I will rather remain single than get artificially fat from a chronic farter during sex.sex is to be enjoyed not endured abeg |
Re: Mess'n When Sex'n :D by holysaint1(m): 7:28am On Dec 30, 2015 |
cruzita: are u insinuatin that such act is enough to call it a quit.. Note: some farts are preplanned... While some are not planned at all. they just come as a surprise package... |
Re: Mess'n When Sex'n :D by holysaint1(m): 7:28am On Dec 30, 2015 |
cruzita: are u insinuating that such act during sex is enough to call it a quit.. Note: some farts are preplanned... While some are not planned at all. they just come as a surprise package... |
Re: Mess'n When Sex'n :D by ivyT(f): 7:34am On Dec 30, 2015 |
holysaint1: lolz..suprise package indeed. |
Re: Mess'n When Sex'n :D by Nobody: 7:45am On Dec 30, 2015 |
What has "mess" got to do with anything? Just because of the fact that she pollutes the air won't make me lose my _erection, neither would it make me stop whatever it is we are doing together. Many couples engage in all forms of disgusting kinds of sex, in all kinds of creepy places and they still climax and enjoy the whole experience, so why should I just halt the intercourse or lose interest in it, just because of something as small as a single fart? 1 Like |
Re: Mess'n When Sex'n :D by holysaint1(m): 7:45am On Dec 30, 2015 |
ivyT: for real... I.e sometimes when a typical fat women struggles to stand up after a long rest. dammnnn..... most times, even she herself will be marveled as to what erupts from her behind. 1 Like |
Re: Mess'n When Sex'n :D by holysaint1(m): 7:54am On Dec 30, 2015 |
Decker: thanks for your contribution....... BUT..... my broda... Mess pass mess oooo :O there are some farts that's just something else... infact... There is a friend of mine whose baes' farts causes instantaneous low libido... #Fact |
Re: Mess'n When Sex'n :D by Nobody: 7:58am On Dec 30, 2015 |
holysaint1: I am referring to the common type of farting that occurs once in a while and not the extreme, recurring ones, like the case you are referring to. |
Re: Mess'n When Sex'n :D by holysaint1(m): 8:14am On Dec 30, 2015 |
Decker: okay... True that. |
Re: Mess'n When Sex'n :D by banjicom(m): 8:58am On Dec 30, 2015 |
holysaint1:But heading, mouthing, sucking and licking are all part of sex too now. |
Re: Mess'n When Sex'n :D by holysaint1(m): 9:57am On Dec 30, 2015 |
banjicom: ... My guy... you sound like person weh dey act BF.. buh anyhw sha.. sex'n means doin it.. i.e penetration.. As in shooking... or.... (grammar don finish ) but hope u get the point ... |
Re: Mess'n When Sex'n :D by fart4mee: 4:15am On Sep 30, 2017 |
What has "mess" got to do with anything? good talk... guyz post liesbabout fart as they dont mess at all.. all this comments about how digusting a ladies fart is are just hypocritical talks to seek attension and show how decsent or neat they are but if really meet some guyz that blab about how they cannot stand the sight of lady's fart... their personal life is worst than that of a pig |
Re: Mess'n When Sex'n :D by fart4mee: 4:33am On Sep 30, 2017 |
MESS(FART) AND QUEEFING IS A MAJOR TURN ON FOR ME DURING SEX.. IT WILL EVEN ADD MORE SPICIES AND JINGER TO PERFOMANCE AND ALSO WANT TO MAKE ME GO ON PUMPING(SHOOKING RUMMING AND SHAGGING) FOR ANOTHER 4HRS NON STOP.. call me a pervert na you sabi.. we are not built thesame way.. THE.TRUTH IS A LADY THAT IS NOT ABLE TO.FART BEFORE OR DURING ROMANCING ABD SMOOSHING WILL NOT AROUSE MY SEXUAL DESIRE TO CONTINUE TALKLESS INSERTING MY JTM INTO HER CUCHICUCHI.. woman wey no dey.mess no fit get my 50% love and affection sef talkless romantic sexual attraction.. THAT IS ME NOT YOU BEFORE U ATTACK MY COMMENT
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