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Re: Why Can't Guys Keep Der Hands Off Der Pants/shorts? by Nobody: 10:33pm On Jan 07, 2016
just checking if d pencil is
still sharpened well well...


by the way, WATS not hygenicc in shaking a hand dats been used to carry something u still end up eating like carrot everyday naughtynaughty ?
Re: Why Can't Guys Keep Der Hands Off Der Pants/shorts? by Nobody: 10:39pm On Jan 07, 2016
pinceprinz:
just checking if d pencil is
still sharpened well well...


by the way, WATS not hygenicc in shaking a hand dats been used to carry something u still end up eating like carrot everyday naughtynaughty ?
d CLEAN one prinz
Re: Why Can't Guys Keep Der Hands Off Der Pants/shorts? by Martinex12(m): 10:46pm On Jan 07, 2016
Always observing d male folks.................which guy d always vex u..........wat took u to his hux uninvited.......must u say all u hav seen.........hands in or not...disease no d kill africans......madam hygiene leave all d dirty palava for us oooooooo
Re: Why Can't Guys Keep Der Hands Off Der Pants/shorts? by Nobody: 10:54pm On Jan 07, 2016
Martinex12:
Always observing d male folks.................which guy d always vex u..........wat took u to his hux uninvited.......must u say all u hav seen.........hands in or not...disease no d kill africans......madam hygiene leave all d dirty palava for us oooooooo
@disease no dy kill africans..ur ignorance is outta dis world! Nxt pls
Re: Why Can't Guys Keep Der Hands Off Der Pants/shorts? by Nobody: 10:55pm On Jan 07, 2016
Cc seun lalasticlala my hubby's comman hlp my ministry
Re: Why Can't Guys Keep Der Hands Off Der Pants/shorts? by Pennah(m): 11:39pm On Jan 07, 2016
naughtynaughty:
so y r u complainin abt me alws creatin threads abt guyz wen d only tin dey do on romance sectn is tlk abt grls ehm..pvssy nd oda unpleasant tinz?
so u mean pussy isn't. pleasant embarassed
Re: Why Can't Guys Keep Der Hands Off Der Pants/shorts? by Nobody: 12:17am On Jan 08, 2016
Funny post, I do sleep off most times with my hand in my shorts
Re: Why Can't Guys Keep Der Hands Off Der Pants/shorts? by JehanEddy07(m): 12:45am On Jan 08, 2016
Lol.. Yeye Fowl tongue
Re: Why Can't Guys Keep Der Hands Off Der Pants/shorts? by hardebayho(m): 8:19am On Jan 08, 2016
naughtynaughty:
*yimu* nah so we dey hear *peeps@hishandsINSIDEhisSHORTs* *yimu*
Hm, you funny ooo
Re: Why Can't Guys Keep Der Hands Off Der Pants/shorts? by Lsofdk(m): 8:28am On Jan 08, 2016
naughtynaughty:
come here booboo *warmhug* luv u too hon
cheesy now you are talking *returnswarmhug*
Re: Why Can't Guys Keep Der Hands Off Der Pants/shorts? by vault(m): 9:56am On Jan 08, 2016
naughtynaughty:
nt wen it is dirty

bae....... u ladies go dumb wen u re being sucked, u wouldn't mind d dirtiness
Re: Why Can't Guys Keep Der Hands Off Der Pants/shorts? by Nobody: 1:42pm On Jan 08, 2016
vault:



bae....... u ladies go dumb wen u re being sucked, u wouldn't mind d dirtiness
says wu?
Re: Why Can't Guys Keep Der Hands Off Der Pants/shorts? by vault(m): 2:43pm On Jan 08, 2016
naughtynaughty:
says wu?


me..... ma girl says and does lots of nonsense when I embark on that tounge roll..... if you dont go gaga with me (eating you), then you re something else oo. undecided
Re: Why Can't Guys Keep Der Hands Off Der Pants/shorts? by Nobody: 5:12pm On Jan 08, 2016
QueenValerie:
My story?
Lol. As in what's up with you? Tell me something about you, say your choice of moniker for instance.
Re: Why Can't Guys Keep Der Hands Off Der Pants/shorts? by Nobody: 5:46pm On Jan 08, 2016
Rollar:

Lol. As in what's up with you? Tell me something about you, say your choice of moniker for instance.
My choice in moniker?What about yours,what's a roller? smiley Uhm my moniker is pretty self explanatory,I'm a Queen grin
Re: Why Can't Guys Keep Der Hands Off Der Pants/shorts? by Nobody: 5:46pm On Jan 08, 2016
vault:



me..... ma girl says and does lots of nonsense when I embark on that tounge roll..... if you dont go gaga with me (eating you), then you re something else oo. undecided
wts dis1 sayin ooo
Re: Why Can't Guys Keep Der Hands Off Der Pants/shorts? by Nobody: 5:59pm On Jan 08, 2016
QueenValerie:
My choice in moniker?What about yours,what's a roller? smiley Uhm my moniker is pretty self explanatory,I'm a Queen grin
Trust me, you don't wanna know grin

You're a Queen? Oh my, you must be from Opobo tongue
I've always wanted to rule. So, we gonna make that happen or what? wink
Re: Why Can't Guys Keep Der Hands Off Der Pants/shorts? by Nobody: 6:11pm On Jan 08, 2016
Rollar:

Trust me, you don't wanna know grin

You're a Queen? Oh my, you must be from Opobo tongue
I've always wanted to rule. So, we gonna make that happen or what? wink
Ohp, apologies but I rule alone. winkI do wanna know,I think,is it something bad? lipsrsealed
Re: Why Can't Guys Keep Der Hands Off Der Pants/shorts? by Nobody: 6:18pm On Jan 08, 2016
QueenValerie:
Ohp, apologies but I rule alone. winkI do wanna know,I think,is it something bad? lipsrsealed
Awww. Don't be a spoilsport, behind every successful Queen is a Rollar, and he insists on being behind too grin

Its sort of a dark secret, so I'll tell you when you win my trust wink
Re: Why Can't Guys Keep Der Hands Off Der Pants/shorts? by Nobody: 6:35pm On Jan 08, 2016
Rollar:

Awww. Don't be a spoilsport, behind every successful Queen is a Rollar, and he insists on being behind too grin

Its sort of a dark secret, so I'll tell you when you win my trust wink
Is that so.Then I know you're surely not the one for the position,I don't take demands,I make them. wink
Re: Why Can't Guys Keep Der Hands Off Der Pants/shorts? by Nobody: 6:53pm On Jan 08, 2016
QueenValerie:
Is that so.Then I know you're surely not the one for the position,I don't take demands,I make them. wink
No, that's the princess in you talking. Princesses are used to having their way all the time, but the burden of the Queen's crown soon brings with it the stark reality that as the representative of your people, you often make decisions that ensure their well-being, even though they displease you personally. What, didn't they teach you that in Monarchy 101? tongue
Re: Why Can't Guys Keep Der Hands Off Der Pants/shorts? by Nobody: 7:00pm On Jan 08, 2016
Rollar:

No, that's the princess in you talking. Princesses are used to having their way all the time, but the burden of the Queen's crown soon brings with it the stark reality that as the representative of your people, you often make decisions that ensure their well-being, even though they displease you personally. What, didn't they teach you that in Monarchy 101? tongue
This has nothing to do with my people(of whom don't exist)it's a personal affair.And what is a Queen but a princess all grown,now this 'princess' can demand to have all she wants and the people listen grin
Re: Why Can't Guys Keep Der Hands Off Der Pants/shorts? by vault(m): 7:07pm On Jan 08, 2016
naughtynaughty:
wts dis1 sayin ooo


cry
Re: Why Can't Guys Keep Der Hands Off Der Pants/shorts? by vault(m): 7:08pm On Jan 08, 2016
naughtynaughty:
wts dis1 sayin ooo

to be sincere..... I really don't know,, just ignore
stupor crase undecided
Re: Why Can't Guys Keep Der Hands Off Der Pants/shorts? by Nobody: 7:31pm On Jan 08, 2016
vault:


to be sincere..... I really don't know,, just ignore
stupor crase undecided
lmaooo..*tongueout*
Re: Why Can't Guys Keep Der Hands Off Der Pants/shorts? by Nobody: 7:36pm On Jan 08, 2016
QueenValerie:
This has nothing to do with my people(of whom don't exist)it's a personal affair.And what is a Queen but a princess all grown,now this 'princess' can demand to have all she wants and the people listen grin
Ah, now I see. You're a beauty Queen! You should've told me I was thinking the wrong kind of Queen. I'm surprised though, I always thought one of the criteria for participating in a beauty pageant was being vapid tongue
So tell me Queen, what are your future plans, dazzling independent marketers with your heartwarming smile, so they'll sell fuel at the govt approved price?? grin
Re: Why Can't Guys Keep Der Hands Off Der Pants/shorts? by Nobody: 7:39pm On Jan 08, 2016
Rollar:

Ah, now I see. You're a beauty Queen! You should've told me I was thinking the wrong kind of Queen. I'm surprised though, I always thought one of the criteria for participating in a beauty pageant was being vapid tongue
So tell me Queen, what are your future plans, dazzling independent marketers with your heartwarming smile, so they'll sell fuel at the govt approved price?? grin
grin That's funny.
Re: Why Can't Guys Keep Der Hands Off Der Pants/shorts? by Nobody: 7:42pm On Jan 08, 2016
QueenValerie:
grin That's funny.
I know, I'm a funny dude tongue
Re: Why Can't Guys Keep Der Hands Off Der Pants/shorts? by Nobody: 7:46pm On Jan 08, 2016
Rollar:

I know, I'm a funny dude tongue
Right,okay see ya. smiley
Re: Why Can't Guys Keep Der Hands Off Der Pants/shorts? by Nobody: 7:51pm On Jan 08, 2016
QueenValerie:
Right,okay see ya. smiley
Aiit kiddo, see ya later alligator wink
Re: Why Can't Guys Keep Der Hands Off Der Pants/shorts? by vault(m): 7:55pm On Jan 08, 2016
naughtynaughty:
lmaooo..*tongueout*

go ahead oo... make fun of me very well o cry
Re: Why Can't Guys Keep Der Hands Off Der Pants/shorts? by Nobody: 8:08pm On Jan 08, 2016
vault:



go ahead oo... make fun of me very well o cry
sorry nah..oya come here! *warmhug*

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