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Re: The Non-Christian Chatbox ( sticky ) by Saluman(m): 7:30am On Feb 13, 2016
Reyginus:
Sounds nice. What does this mean?

It's a joke
Re: The Non-Christian Chatbox ( sticky ) by Nobody: 7:53am On Feb 13, 2016
Saluman:

It's a joke
I know. What does the joke say?
Re: The Non-Christian Chatbox ( sticky ) by avizk: 9:26am On Feb 13, 2016
DRAMA
I was at the National headquarter of The West African
Examinations Council (WAEC) today for a confirmation of
result. I went to the customer service center and a lady
attended to me.
She asked for what use and I said "for international use". She
asked, "What country?, I replied" Saudi Arabia ". She looked at
me with a concerned and pitiful eyes and asked why would
anyone go to Saudi Arabia where there's so much bombing".
I made her understand that Saudi Arabia is not Iraq or Syria.
And as a matter of fact, Saudi Arabia is peaceful than America,
Mexico and even Nigeria. I went further, "all what is happening
there in Syria and Iraq is politics. Does it make sense if a
minority group starts killing the majority claiming they are
preaching true Islam to the majority by killing them?. If they
end up killing the majority who would practise the version of
Islam this minority group is preaching". That was the beginning
of the drama.
The lady concurred, smiled and wished me luck. As I was
about to move move out, her colleague (a male) asked if I'm
Christian or Muslim. I told him I am a Muslim once a
Christian. He asked, "how many minutes do you have?". I
replied, "As much as you want". With that, he offered me a
seat.
He asked me to narrate why I reverted. The lady was also
paying attention from her chair. I started with the Bible. If the
authenticity of the Bible cannot be proved, if the Bible is
proved to be unreliable, then there's a problem with
Christianity. 66 books in the protestant Bible, 73 Books in the
Catholic Bible, 61 books in the Syrianic version etc. If the Bible
was from God, which of these Bibles. By now, other staff were
coming to listen.
I went on to give him some little contradictions in the Bible
e.g, the age of Ahaziah in the KJV Bible, 22 or 42,how old was
Ahaziah when he began to reign. (2Kings 8 :26 versus 2
chronicle 22 :2)
He mentioned to me that Christians are not concerned about
letters but what is revealed by the Spirit. That prompted me to
ask him where would he pick his story from if I ask him about
whom Jesus was. The spirit or the letter? . By this time, we
have not just attracted the attention of the staff, those who
had something to do in the organization were listening too.
I went on to tell him that singing, clapping, dancing is not the
right way to worship God given that Jesus never ordered
Christians to do so rather he was reported to have bowed
down in worship according to Matthew 26:39.In Matthew
chapter 4,the devil was recorded to have tempted Jesus. He
took Jesus to an exceedingly high mountain and showed him
the kingdoms of the world.
This is a scientific error as no one can see the other continent
even by standing on the mountain everest. He argued the
temptation was spiritual. I said, "If the temptation was spiritual
, there would be no need of taking him to an exceedingly high
mountain moreover, when the devil asked Jesus to jump
down if he's a son of God, did the devil meant a spiritual
mountain?. The customer care lady resorted to laughing at her
colleague's dumbness.
The devil asked Jesus to how for him, why not singing and
dancing?
One of those who came to do something in the organization
turned listener asked me, How many times was Muhammad
mentioned in the Quran. I instantly knew what game he was
trying to play. I said I can't remember but I can remember
Jesus was mentioned more than him same as the devil and
also Moses hence destroying his Mario Joseph's game. He
ended up looking silly.
Another staff (a female) said, "YOU ARE A FANATIC".
I said, "Fanatics are always aggressive and as you can see I
am not. Who is a fanatic if not someone who gets on the bus
and starts preaching Jesus is Lord. Who is a fanatic if not
someone who knocks on your door and says he wants to
share the word of God with you. I'm not a fanatic because I
never started the conversation "...
We discussed many things. The customer care lady and the
man who questioned me eventually collected my number for
future discussions.
I left them with an assignment, In John 1:19-21,there was a
prophet not mentioned by name. Please ask the holy spirit.
Same goe[truncated by WhatsApp]
Re: The Non-Christian Chatbox ( sticky ) by Nobody: 9:45am On Feb 13, 2016
avizk:
DRAMA
I was at the National headquarter of The West African
Examinations Council (WAEC) today for a confirmation of
result. I went to the customer service center and a lady
attended to me.
She asked for what use and I said "for international use". She
asked, "What country?, I replied" Saudi Arabia ". She looked at
me with a concerned and pitiful eyes and asked why would
anyone go to Saudi Arabia where there's so much bombing".
I made her understand that Saudi Arabia is not Iraq or Syria.
And as a matter of fact, Saudi Arabia is peaceful than America,
Mexico and even Nigeria. I went further, "all what is happening
there in Syria and Iraq is politics. Does it make sense if a
minority group starts killing the majority claiming they are
preaching true Islam to the majority by killing them?. If they
end up killing the majority who would practise the version of
Islam this minority group is preaching". That was the beginning
of the drama.
The lady concurred, smiled and wished me luck. As I was
about to move move out, her colleague (a male) asked if I'm
Christian or Muslim. I told him I am a Muslim once a
Christian. He asked, "how many minutes do you have?". I
replied, "As much as you want". With that, he offered me a
seat.
He asked me to narrate why I reverted. The lady was also
paying attention from her chair. I started with the Bible. If the
authenticity of the Bible cannot be proved, if the Bible is
proved to be unreliable, then there's a problem with
Christianity. 66 books in the protestant Bible, 73 Books in the
Catholic Bible, 61 books in the Syrianic version etc. If the Bible
was from God, which of these Bibles. By now, other staff were
coming to listen.
I went on to give him some little contradictions in the Bible
e.g, the age of Ahaziah in the KJV Bible, 22 or 42,how old was
Ahaziah when he began to reign. (2Kings 8 :26 versus 2
chronicle 22 :2)
He mentioned to me that Christians are not concerned about
letters but what is revealed by the Spirit. That prompted me to
ask him where would he pick his story from if I ask him about
whom Jesus was. The spirit or the letter? . By this time, we
have not just attracted the attention of the staff, those who
had something to do in the organization were listening too.
I went on to tell him that singing, clapping, dancing is not the
right way to worship God given that Jesus never ordered
Christians to do so rather he was reported to have bowed
down in worship according to Matthew 26:39.In Matthew
chapter 4,the devil was recorded to have tempted Jesus. He
took Jesus to an exceedingly high mountain and showed him
the kingdoms of the world.
This is a scientific error as no one can see the other continent
even by standing on the mountain everest. He argued the
temptation was spiritual. I said, "If the temptation was spiritual
, there would be no need of taking him to an exceedingly high
mountain moreover, when the devil asked Jesus to jump
down if he's a son of God, did the devil meant a spiritual
mountain?. The customer care lady resorted to laughing at her
colleague's dumbness.
The devil asked Jesus to how for him, why not singing and
dancing?
One of those who came to do something in the organization
turned listener asked me, How many times was Muhammad
mentioned in the Quran. I instantly knew what game he was
trying to play. I said I can't remember but I can remember
Jesus was mentioned more than him same as the devil and
also Moses hence destroying his Mario Joseph's game. He
ended up looking silly.
Another staff (a female) said, "YOU ARE A FANATIC".
I said, "Fanatics are always aggressive and as you can see I
am not. Who is a fanatic if not someone who gets on the bus
and starts preaching Jesus is Lord. Who is a fanatic if not
someone who knocks on your door and says he wants to
share the word of God with you. I'm not a fanatic because I
never started the conversation "...
We discussed many things. The customer care lady and the
man who questioned me eventually collected my number for
future discussions.
I left them with an assignment, In John 1:19-21,there was a
prophet not mentioned by name. Please ask the holy spirit.
Same goe[truncated by WhatsApp]
Frankly Speaking, without trying to be rude, you'd have to be very very dull to be converted to Islam.
Re: The Non-Christian Chatbox ( sticky ) by JackBizzle: 10:58am On Feb 13, 2016
Reyginus:
Frankly Speaking, without trying to be rude, you'd have to be very very dull to be converted to Islam.






Re: The Non-Christian Chatbox ( sticky ) by KingEbukasBlog(m): 11:53am On Feb 13, 2016
JackBizzle:



Choose wisely indeed.


Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned on valentines day

You have 1440 minutes to spoil her silly on Valentine's day , see the 90 + minutes devoted to Arsenal's game as you taking a break so that you can recharge . Girls love when you've got fresh romantic ideas and being spontaneous smiley wink
Re: The Non-Christian Chatbox ( sticky ) by jayriginal: 2:29pm On Feb 13, 2016
Reyginus:
I know. What does the joke say?

Really?
Re: The Non-Christian Chatbox ( sticky ) by Nobody: 4:43pm On Feb 13, 2016
jayriginal:

Really?
Yes.
Re: The Non-Christian Chatbox ( sticky ) by jayriginal: 5:48pm On Feb 13, 2016
Reyginus:
Yes.

Go back and read until you get it. It's simple enough.
Re: The Non-Christian Chatbox ( sticky ) by Nobody: 6:00pm On Feb 13, 2016
jayriginal:

Go back and read until you get it. It's simple enough.
I won't Bro. Are you okay with that?
Re: The Non-Christian Chatbox ( sticky ) by jayriginal: 6:06pm On Feb 13, 2016
Reyginus:
I won't Bro. Are you okay with that?

Whatever floats your boat.

You're the one asking questions not me.
Re: The Non-Christian Chatbox ( sticky ) by Nobody: 6:09pm On Feb 13, 2016
jayriginal:

Whatever floats your boat.
You're the one asking questions not me.
What floats your boat?
Re: The Non-Christian Chatbox ( sticky ) by Nobody: 6:10pm On Feb 13, 2016
jayriginal:

Whatever floats your boat.
You're the one asking questions not me.
What floats your boat?
Re: The Non-Christian Chatbox ( sticky ) by Nobody: 6:12pm On Feb 13, 2016
Reyginus:
What floats your boat?
Water.
Re: The Non-Christian Chatbox ( sticky ) by jayriginal: 6:15pm On Feb 13, 2016
Reyginus:
What floats your boat?

Depends. Mostly on the sea.
Re: The Non-Christian Chatbox ( sticky ) by Nobody: 6:22pm On Feb 13, 2016
sonOfLucifer:
Water.
What if I have no boat?
Re: The Non-Christian Chatbox ( sticky ) by Nobody: 6:23pm On Feb 13, 2016
jayriginal:

Depends. Mostly on the sea.
How do you handle the waves?
Re: The Non-Christian Chatbox ( sticky ) by Nobody: 6:26pm On Feb 13, 2016
jayriginal:

Depends. Mostly on the sea.
How do you handle the waves?
Re: The Non-Christian Chatbox ( sticky ) by jayriginal: 7:05pm On Feb 13, 2016
Reyginus:
How do you handle the waves?

Different sea, different waves. Some are easier than others to navigate.
Re: The Non-Christian Chatbox ( sticky ) by jayriginal: 7:06pm On Feb 13, 2016
Hello Janeyinspires

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Re: The Non-Christian Chatbox ( sticky ) by Nobody: 9:14pm On Feb 13, 2016
jayriginal:


Different sea, different waves. Some are easier than others to navigate.
That's smart of you. Do you know how to use a boat on the desert?
Re: The Non-Christian Chatbox ( sticky ) by JackBizzle: 9:15pm On Feb 13, 2016
Reyginus:
That's smart of you. Do you know how to use a boat on the desert?


I have warned you a lot of times to stop asking foolish questions.
angry
Re: The Non-Christian Chatbox ( sticky ) by Nobody: 9:16pm On Feb 13, 2016
JackBizzle:


I have warned you a lot of times to stop asking foolish questions. angry
Lolol. Jay would understand.
Re: The Non-Christian Chatbox ( sticky ) by jayriginal: 9:23pm On Feb 13, 2016
Reyginus:
That's smart of you. Do you know how to use a boat on the desert?

That would be a handicap won't it?
Re: The Non-Christian Chatbox ( sticky ) by JackBizzle: 7:49am On Feb 14, 2016
Ehem......muskeeto/sonoflucifer, how market?

I heard that you are going to change clubs and start supporting some local indian football team.

Up man utd. grin grin grin



Oya gunners, no fall my hand ooo. If Leicester win, na to burn jersey go support Eyimba!!

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Re: The Non-Christian Chatbox ( sticky ) by Nobody: 8:27am On Feb 14, 2016
jayriginal:


That would be a handicap won't it?
It's my handicap. Shouldn't I be asking for the desert to be watered?
Re: The Non-Christian Chatbox ( sticky ) by Nobody: 8:28am On Feb 14, 2016
Reyginus:
It's my handicap. Shouldn't I be asking for the desert to be watered?
Someone wants his desert watered.... grin grin grin
Re: The Non-Christian Chatbox ( sticky ) by Nobody: 8:29am On Feb 14, 2016
JackBizzle:
Ehem......muskeeto/sonoflucifer, how market?

I heard that you are going to change clubs and start supporting some local indian football team.

Up man utd. grin grin grin



Oya gunners, no fall my hand ooo. If Leicester win, na to burn jersey go support Eyimba!!
Lol. You don't really strike me as one who supports Arsenal like any other Soccer Fanatic. You are not patient enough online. Arsenal fans are patient people.
Re: The Non-Christian Chatbox ( sticky ) by Nobody: 8:29am On Feb 14, 2016
JackBizzle:
Ehem......muskeeto/sonoflucifer, how market?

I heard that you are going to change clubs and start supporting some local indian football team.

Up man utd. grin grin grin



Oya gunners, no fall my hand ooo. If Leicester win, na to burn jersey go support Eyimba!!
Do the rest of us a favor. Make sure Mahrez or Vardy get injured. tongue
Re: The Non-Christian Chatbox ( sticky ) by Nobody: 8:33am On Feb 14, 2016
sonOfLucifer:

Someone wants his desert watered.... grin grin grin
Lololol. I'd have borrowed JackBizzles Nile but he's reduced it to a watering can. Can you do it for me, my precious muskeeto, can I use your waters as a crutch or my anatomy will not fit?

I heard you United is pushing you to a local Indian Club. Lolol. I pray you develop the patience to watch a 15 minutes dance and song that will follow any goal. Lol. Help me ask your Indian friends what exactly they want. Lol.
Re: The Non-Christian Chatbox ( sticky ) by Nobody: 10:08am On Feb 14, 2016
I see there was a lot of motion on the ocean while I was in the mountains.

Happy sunday, Reyginus and co!
Re: The Non-Christian Chatbox ( sticky ) by Nobody: 10:36am On Feb 14, 2016
Reyginus:

I heard you United is pushing you to a local Indian Club. Lolol. I pray you develop the patience to watch a 15 minutes dance and song that will follow any goal
On a sabbatical. Searching for beauty and peace in other sports. Did you know there's an international table tennis league? grin grin

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