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Re: 2016/2017 UTME And Admission Process Thread by Tolutost(m): 9:53am On Mar 01, 2016
Naldogen:
Yes that is exactly what it sounds like.But then until you've written then u may have a rethink.
am not against u man, I feel ur pain but d inefficient network/database myt av caused d low marks which am scared of already but I don't see dem deducting 100 marks...........nobody will pass ooooooooooo if na dat one
Re: 2016/2017 UTME And Admission Process Thread by Naldogen(m): 10:00am On Mar 01, 2016
Tolutost:
am not against u man, I feel ur pain but d inefficient network/database myt av caused a low mark which am scared of already but I don't see dem deducting 100 marks...........nobody will pass ooooooooooo
sorry if my comment was harsh, I apologize... I think I av to agree with u. But am begging everyone to aim high, infact as high as 300. That's the essence of my post here, I guess the way I went about it was kinda wrong.
Re: 2016/2017 UTME And Admission Process Thread by Geofavor(m): 10:04am On Mar 01, 2016
Tobiee:
[email] do u have a system? If yes, can u send me ur num so I can send u my reg num. tru whatsapp. [/email]
nah. I checked mine with my bro's, and he isn't around now. But you can use any cafe as well.
Re: 2016/2017 UTME And Admission Process Thread by Donpre(m): 10:18am On Mar 01, 2016
Tobiee:
[email] geofavor I'm using a phone... Donpre I can't chill bro.. My story is fucked_ up. I'm so tensed, my exam time stopped counting down at 1hr 19mins 27secs. When I told an invigilator, she said I should keep answering it since they haven't logged me out yet, not knowing I was no longer logged on to jamb server. But it still appeared like I was taking the exams until when I tried submitting and I discovered that it wasn't submitting, I told one other invigilator, he said jamb has logged me out since. Meaning most of all I was answering have not been submitting. And it was only my computer in the exam hall that had this fault. Shit_ didn't even log me out the normal way so I could have put in my reg. num back, the time just stopped counting down. Dunno if it was jamb's fault, the computer or mine. [/email]
Mehn this is just wrong.... I feel for you bro,I would say go to their office and complain buh I sincerely doubt they've done anything for those who've done that.

I think they should have sent a text message to you... hope the score isn't too bad
Re: 2016/2017 UTME And Admission Process Thread by slimmybaarbie(f): 10:37am On Mar 01, 2016
Tobiee:
[email] geofavor I'm using a phone... Donpre I can't chill bro.. My story is fucked_ up. I'm so tensed, my exam time stopped counting down at 1hr 19mins 27secs. When I told an invigilator, she said I should keep answering it since they haven't logged me out yet, not knowing I was no longer logged on to jamb server. But it still appeared like I was taking the exams until when I tried submitting and I discovered that it wasn't submitting, I told one other invigilator, he said jamb has logged me out since. Meaning most of all I was answering have not been submitting. And it was only my computer in the exam hall that had this fault. Shit_ didn't even log me out the normal way so I could have put in my reg. num back, the time just stopped counting down. Dunno if it was jamb's fault, the computer or mine. [/email]

Omg!!! cry
Re: 2016/2017 UTME And Admission Process Thread by Mztemmy(f): 10:38am On Mar 01, 2016
breehzy99:
Yhu knw skul well?
yea.....I went to check dere on sunday
Re: 2016/2017 UTME And Admission Process Thread by Elxandre(m): 10:42am On Mar 01, 2016
Re: 2016/2017 UTME And Admission Process Thread by Elxandre(m): 10:43am On Mar 01, 2016
iameugene:
[b]Ok its high time i started talking, derris nothing called IRT software that reads mind and see if your guessing or not, i see no reason why y'all are falling for this rubbish its a scam only computer illiterate would buy that absurd story, even in high developed countries you can never see anything as such in their computers but only in Central intelligence agencies (CIA) before a computer could read your mind ts gonna be an highly classified computers such as hybrids or computers used in federal bureau of investigations (Fbi) no average computer can do dat not even any software it requires an hardware a good technology placed with the computer and im very sure even Nigeria cant afford that yet for their government talk less of jamb, the only thing they r doin is a trick which we can say is actually making ppl fail i.e picking questions fast beyond the normal rate like dos who reads so fast and very brilliant they know the answer or the oda one being stated of picking different options for the same answers... Nothing is reading ur mind its a fucking trick so do you thing like you do if u like fear nothing is reading your mind.

Its just like saying my iPhone can read your mind by just downloading an application hell no, before a phone could do that they will have to create another phone specifically for that reason before it could, anything that applies to a phone applies to a computer too

Plus im very very sure the scores sent to people isnt the normal score cause its gonna be edited moreover its still saying jamb 2015/2016 dont judge the text already judge when you check the internet when they ask us to
God bless[/b]
Simply google IRT exams method before sounding off ignorantly.
Everyone including me laughed it off when JAMB said it initially, but I got to know it's possible.
It's not reading your mind per se, just monitoring your answering habits.
Re: 2016/2017 UTME And Admission Process Thread by Nobody: 11:13am On Mar 01, 2016
iameugene:
[b]Ok its high time i started talking, derris nothing called IRT software that reads mind and see if your guessing or not, i see no reason why y'all are falling for this rubbish its a scam only computer illiterate would buy that absurd story, even in high developed countries you can never see anything as such in their computers but only in Central intelligence agencies (CIA) before a computer could read your mind ts gonna be an highly classified computers such as hybrids or computers used in federal bureau of investigations (Fbi) no average computer can do dat not even any software it requires an hardware a good technology placed with the computer and im very sure even Nigeria cant afford that yet for their government talk less of jamb, the only thing they r doin is a trick which we can say is actually making ppl fail i.e picking questions fast beyond the normal rate like dos who reads so fast and very brilliant they know the answer or the oda one being stated of picking different options for the same answers... Nothing is reading ur mind its a fucking trick so do you thing like you do if u like fear nothing is reading your mind.

Its just like saying my iPhone can read your mind by just downloading an application hell no, before a phone could do that they will have to create another phone specifically for that reason before it could, anything that applies to a phone applies to a computer too

Plus im very very sure the scores sent to people isnt the normal score cause its gonna be edited moreover its still saying jamb 2015/2016 dont judge the text already judge when you check the internet when they ask us to
God bless[/b]
Bros.. Get your facts right before posting.... I've Googled this stuff over and over again... And read many research articles... It's an advanced way of testing one's intelligence rather than the common classical test theory which is the normal exam we all sit for.. This stuff is real bro whether you believe it or not.. The way I tke laff when I first heard of it ehh.... How can something know if you guessed an answer or not... But now I'm scared to the bone.. It only monitors how you answer questions and score you base on it... So if you failed the previous questions which is assumed to be cheaper and get the correct answer to the oncoming questions assumed to b more difficult.. It is assumed you guessed and marks it all wrong... And I've come to the conclusion that it's better to leave a question you're not sure of.. Than tick anything and jeopardize your result
. And besides. You saying 100 was deducted is so hilarious.. If na so.. Who Wan pass
Re: 2016/2017 UTME And Admission Process Thread by johnwizey: 11:17am On Mar 01, 2016
O boy tori don land o!!! 1st of all, we didnt start by 6:30am. I dont knw d tym cos we were nt allowed to bring in fone nd wrist watch for MAPOLY in Abk. We were put in a hall bfor we were filled in to our respective centres, dat was after the verification stuff. I found my seat nd settled dowm with a heart competing with Usain Bolt in the 100M finals. We were givin the jamb rough shit/sheet. The english bin dey make sense, it was abt one nonsense African morality abt alcohol and igbo/cigarette until it got to 4kados part.
Re: 2016/2017 UTME And Admission Process Thread by coolkattt: 11:21am On Mar 01, 2016
Hmm
Re: 2016/2017 UTME And Admission Process Thread by coolkattt: 11:22am On Mar 01, 2016
[b][/b]pls help me check my own plz God bless u. 65263829AG God bless u a beg lambohinhi
Re: 2016/2017 UTME And Admission Process Thread by Nobody: 11:23am On Mar 01, 2016
johnwizey:
O boy tori don land o!!! 1st of all, we didnt start by 6:30am. I dont knw d tym cos we were nt allowed to bring in fone nd wrist watch for MAPOLY in Abk. We were put in a hall bfor we were filled in to our respective centres, dat was after the verification stuff. I found my seat nd settled dowm with a heart competing with Usain Bolt in the 100M finals. We were givin the jamb rough shit/sheet. The english bin dey make sense, it was abt one nonsense African morality abt alcohol and igbo/cigarette until it got to 4kados part.
2003 use of English passage II

LOL.. This was my exact same passage last year
Re: 2016/2017 UTME And Admission Process Thread by Nobody: 11:26am On Mar 01, 2016
coolkattt:
[b][/b]pls help me check my own plz God bless u. 65263829AG God bless u a beg LAMBOHINHI
kikikikikikiki.. It's labodinho grin grin
Re: 2016/2017 UTME And Admission Process Thread by labodinho: 11:27am On Mar 01, 2016
coolkattt:
[b][/b]pls help me check my own plz God bless u. 65263829AG God bless u a beg labodinho

Seat Number: 116
Examination Town: Apo in FCT-Abuja State.
Examination Centre Name: Anglican Girls Grammar School, Gudu District, Apo, Abuja
Examination Date: Tuesday, March 8, 2016 By 09:30AM
Re: 2016/2017 UTME And Admission Process Thread by johnwizey: 11:39am On Mar 01, 2016
Menhh! 4kados que tight o, none of d p.q was repeated. I swear i no knw wen i farted sha, d idiot bsyd me luk me wit one kain eye....wu send am I sha try sha cos i read d novel. Biology make sense too more of p.q was repeated, Physics too make sense jare no plenty calculation nd p.q was repeated too. Whoever set dat maths will be crushed by a fast moving trailer, niqqa no evn pity person. I just do d one i sabi nd guessed d rest 4get abt dat Anti robbery squad abi wetin dem cal am E beta make i no touch am at all. Whoever designed dat jamb interface must b a goat, writing 'Politechnic' instead of 'Polytechnic'. Naso one big gal lyk dat just burst into tears...me ah no knw wetin dey make am cry o, weda na d que o. We just dey laff until d sadistic supervisor roared lyk a lion. In all sha, i dey xpect 296

Abeg who get OOU post utme p.q

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Re: 2016/2017 UTME And Admission Process Thread by coolkattt: 11:48am On Mar 01, 2016
God bless u
Re: 2016/2017 UTME And Admission Process Thread by johnwizey: 11:55am On Mar 01, 2016
slimmybaarbie:


Hahaha...best of luck ooo cheesy
Thank u jare
Re: 2016/2017 UTME And Admission Process Thread by johnwizey: 11:56am On Mar 01, 2016
SaintHephzibah:
the Lord be with you and have mercy on you and save you from the hands of jamb
Amen....Thanks a lot
Re: 2016/2017 UTME And Admission Process Thread by johnwizey: 11:57am On Mar 01, 2016
kkkap:

Pls I would like to know what time you finally started the exam. if it was exactly 6.30 am or later.
Thanks
we didnt start 6:30 o
Re: 2016/2017 UTME And Admission Process Thread by edygistvilla(m): 12:15pm On Mar 01, 2016
someone scored 307 : https://www.nairaland.com/2964434/really-suprised-jamb-307-score
Fantastic news and really inspiring...

It made rubbish of all those negativity spew here
abeg! there's no greater magic than reading and believing in one's self...
if you fail to prepare, you prepare to fail
Re: 2016/2017 UTME And Admission Process Thread by phillippiano(m): 12:18pm On Mar 01, 2016
labodinho:


Seat Number: 116
Examination Town: Apo in FCT-Abuja State.
Examination Centre Name: Anglican Girls Grammar School, Gudu District, Apo, Abuja
Examination Date: Tuesday, March 8, 2016 By 09:30AM
Boss help me check.. 66242494AH
Re: 2016/2017 UTME And Admission Process Thread by kkkap: 12:19pm On Mar 01, 2016
johnwizey:
we didnt start 6:30 o
Thanks.
Re: 2016/2017 UTME And Admission Process Thread by olahero(m): 12:30pm On Mar 01, 2016
Any available materials to read? English Language, Literature, Government and IRS?
Re: 2016/2017 UTME And Admission Process Thread by Adeshizzy: 12:46pm On Mar 01, 2016
how do I get to Anthony village from bodethomas surulere. I was posted to Huntsville technology limited
somebody help.I have my exams on Thursday
Re: 2016/2017 UTME And Admission Process Thread by Donpre(m): 1:10pm On Mar 01, 2016
edygistvilla:
someone scored 307 : https://www.nairaland.com/2964434/really-suprised-jamb-307-score
Fantastic news and really inspiring...

It made rubbish of all those negativity spew here
abeg! there's no greater magic than reading and believing in one's self...
if you fail to prepare, you prepare to fail
no proof.... all na wash jare until proven otherwise


307 in jamb 2016?.... hahaha that's unpossible
Re: 2016/2017 UTME And Admission Process Thread by Dalyjay(m): 1:11pm On Mar 01, 2016
labodinho:


Seat Number: 116
Examination Town: Apo in FCT-Abuja State.
Examination Centre Name: Anglican Girls Grammar School, Gudu District, Apo, Abuja
Examination Date: Tuesday, March 8, 2016 By 09:30AM
please help check mine too, 65709192JC thanks
Re: 2016/2017 UTME And Admission Process Thread by Nobody: 1:21pm On Mar 01, 2016
Tobiee:
[email] how do I check my result on jamb website? Been trying since, its showing no result yet [/email]
[email] how about the mobile number you inserted while registering for jamb? If it's still active then jamb will send your result details to your phone [/email]
Re: 2016/2017 UTME And Admission Process Thread by mrpackager(m): 1:30pm On Mar 01, 2016
Elxandre:
http://myschool.com.ng/school/news/43810/jamb-reacts-to-complaints-by-candidates-over-wrong-questions-and-answers.html

What's this na sad
These people have gone mad o.
o


and I keep quoting you ....don't you know me again?
Re: 2016/2017 UTME And Admission Process Thread by bigmoon: 1:34pm On Mar 01, 2016
yall should just knw dat many students are gonna protest against dis silly and deteriorating policy jamb just initiated... dnt u all notice dat the amount of people failing dis jamb is alarming..... i also conclude dat i failed.. not dat am being sentimental, but i knw of some pple dat are v. v. v. very brilliant of which some of dem had 230 upward last yr, but dey ended up scoring 190,170,150....its not fair at alll.... its advisable jamb remark all our exams using the former theory or measure or whateva dey call it. pple dey complain oooo!!!!
Re: 2016/2017 UTME And Admission Process Thread by Nobody: 1:43pm On Mar 01, 2016
edygistvilla:
someone scored 307 : https://www.nairaland.com/2964434/really-suprised-jamb-307-score
Fantastic news and really inspiring...

It made rubbish of all those negativity spew here
abeg! there's no greater magic than reading and believing in one's self...
if you fail to prepare, you prepare to fail
pls go and read back that guy's thread. How can he say he's a genius in english but yet he doesnt have a good command of english. Read his thread meticulously and you will realize it's a load of irony
Re: 2016/2017 UTME And Admission Process Thread by Elxandre(m): 1:55pm On Mar 01, 2016
mrpackager:
o


and I keep quoting you ....don't you know me again?
This is your second quote na...ahahn grin

I was very busy when you mentioned me firstly, so I forgot to reply smiley

How you dey bro?
FUTA again? grin

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