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Re: 2013 Nigeria Liquified Natural Gas (NLNG) Graduate Trainee by MrSneh: 9:27am On Mar 22, 2016
tygrins007:
This wick is the weak

Mr ' MARCH grin ' , if ya MARCH prediction does not match we will all join leg together march ya head break o

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Re: 2013 Nigeria Liquified Natural Gas (NLNG) Graduate Trainee by extraterestrial: 9:57am On Mar 22, 2016
And the PIB goes back into the senate...Good? Bad? Ugly?
Re: 2013 Nigeria Liquified Natural Gas (NLNG) Graduate Trainee by Spatman: 12:01pm On Mar 22, 2016
extraterestrial:
And the PIB goes back into the senate...Good? Bad? Ugly?
Good if NLNG wouldn't have to wait for it passage into law before calling me to start work wink wink wink
Re: 2013 Nigeria Liquified Natural Gas (NLNG) Graduate Trainee by adob116: 12:01pm On Mar 22, 2016
lawisong:
3 years of unending Recruitment. If na ex-militants training overseas dem for don conclude am since and send dem abroad for training. But because we're law-abiding citizens so they treat us like trash. God go punish NLNG and Nigeria for insulting the intelligence of the unemployed graduates in dis country. If i had a gun I'll shoot top management first. Nonsense.

Obviously u are not part of the process.

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Re: 2013 Nigeria Liquified Natural Gas (NLNG) Graduate Trainee by Boshemann(m): 1:27pm On Mar 22, 2016
cashme28:

Be like Junior.
Who's Junior, biko?
Re: 2013 Nigeria Liquified Natural Gas (NLNG) Graduate Trainee by Badema: 5:16pm On Mar 22, 2016
Boshemann:


Who's Junior, biko?

That boy that always comes First in his class whether his uncle buys him a gift or not, and doesn't complain to his uncle about his uncle's promise to buy him gift when he comes first in his class.

Junior the patient boy!
Junior the smart boy!!
Junior the first in his class always
Re: 2013 Nigeria Liquified Natural Gas (NLNG) Graduate Trainee by ceetee: 5:38pm On Mar 22, 2016
Regardless of the outcome NLNG owes us all an explanation for this delay not just we are sorry.
Even the 3 months EHs were given to resume has elapsed. Haba.
At this rate they may have to backdate our salaries as is done in the state of Osun.
To those “using us to do yeye” #GodWin.

Does anyone know how promotions and career progression are in NLNG?
Happy 3rd Easter all. #Wewait for the next quarter.

Father let your will be done.

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Re: 2013 Nigeria Liquified Natural Gas (NLNG) Graduate Trainee by Prinzofparis: 5:44pm On Mar 22, 2016
ceetee:
Regardless of the outcome NLNG owes us all an explanation for this delay not just we are sorry.
Even the 3 months EHs were given to resume has elapsed. Haba.
At this rate they may have to backdate our salaries as is done in the state of Osun.
To those “using us to do yeye” #GodWin.

Does anyone know how promotions and career progression are in NLNG?
Happy 3rd Easter all. #Wewait for the next quarter.

Father let your will be done.

at bolded, it is very Buharicious!!!
Re: 2013 Nigeria Liquified Natural Gas (NLNG) Graduate Trainee by ceetee: 5:55pm On Mar 22, 2016
Interesting read:

http://www.nigerialng.com/Media-Center/Lists/Press%20Releases/DispForm.aspx?ID=11&RootFolder=%2FMedia-Center%2FLists%2FPress%20Releases&Source=http%3A%2F%2Fwww%2Enigerialng%2Ecom%2FMedia-Center%2FPages%2FPress-Release%2Easpx

Excerpt: The Government of Nigeria currently receives over 70% of the profits from NLNG due to the additional revenues paid to the Government of Nigeria as taxes, etc, despite its shareholding being only 49%.
Someone is playing smartly with figures. Lol
Re: 2013 Nigeria Liquified Natural Gas (NLNG) Graduate Trainee by dway4ward: 6:07pm On Mar 22, 2016
The last paragraph of this media statement wants to make me like them again, the knowledge that some in the company know that industries need to be expanded to grow the nation & advising the government as such.
ceetee:
Interesting read:

http://www.nigerialng.com/Media-Center/Lists/Press%20Releases/DispForm.aspx?ID=11&RootFolder=%2FMedia-Center%2FLists%2FPress%20Releases&Source=http%3A%2F%2Fwww%2Enigerialng%2Ecom%2FMedia-Center%2FPages%2FPress-Release%2Easpx

Excerpt: The Government of Nigeria currently receives over 70% of the profits from NLNG due to the additional revenues paid to the Government of Nigeria as taxes, etc, despite its shareholding being only 49%.
Someone is playing smartly with figures. Lol


Regarding the growth rate in NLNG, kindly take it that you're basically retiring early. Little room for differentiation and growth, basically bodies to fill up spaces and follow laid down procedures.

All the best everyone.
Re: 2013 Nigeria Liquified Natural Gas (NLNG) Graduate Trainee by cashme28: 6:54pm On Mar 22, 2016

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Re: 2013 Nigeria Liquified Natural Gas (NLNG) Graduate Trainee by Nlng2014: 7:32pm On Mar 22, 2016
ceetee:
Regardless of the outcome NLNG owes us all an explanation for this delay not just we are sorry.
Even the 3 months EHs were given to resume has elapsed. Haba.
At this rate they may have to backdate our salaries as is done in the state of Osun.
To those “using us to do yeye” #GodWin.

Does anyone know how promotions and career progression are in NLNG?
Happy 3rd Easter all. #Wewait for the next quarter.

Father let your will be done.

Lol @ the 3 months given EH......some people are still in the EH race and have not even been told their status. By my count the EH race is. exactly 2.5 years. The EH race was initially to be concluded before the GTs, however that may not be the case due to so many tins one could deduce from some peoples posts.

By my calculation you all have seen 2.25 years of this race. Most will not be delayed past 3.0 years except another natural disaster happens like Donald Trump winning the USA presidential elections ( pray hard it's concluded before that election). But majority will see 3.5 - 4.0 years.(aka the wait listed). Usually the wait list comes with a 1.5 years period, after which if you don't hear from GNLN(spelt backwards coz even me don tire) -----then forget it.

May it not be una case..

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Re: 2013 Nigeria Liquified Natural Gas (NLNG) Graduate Trainee by dchem(m): 8:20pm On Mar 22, 2016
Nlng2014:


Lol @ the 3 months given EH......some people are still in the EH race and have not even been told their status. By my count the EH race is. exactly 2.5 years. The EH race was initially to be concluded before the GTs, however that may not be the case due to so many tins one could deduce from some peoples posts.

By my calculation you all have seen 2.25 years of this race. Most will not be delayed past 3.0 years except another natural disaster happens like Donald Trump winning the USA presidential elections ( pray hard it's concluded before that election). But majority will see 3.5 - 4.0 years.(aka the wait listed). Usually the wait list comes with a 1.5 years period, after which if you don't hear from GNLN(spelt backwards coz even me don tire) -----then forget it.

May it not be una case..
I sincerely hope the Trump part is a joke. If not, kindly please expand the consequences as it relates to "Our Company".
Re: 2013 Nigeria Liquified Natural Gas (NLNG) Graduate Trainee by cashme28: 9:40pm On Mar 22, 2016
dway4ward:
The last paragraph of this media statement wants to make me like them again, the knowledge that some in the company know that industries need to be expanded to grow the nation & advising the government as such.


Regarding the growth rate in NLNG, kindly take it that you're basically retiring early. Little room for differentiation and growth, basically bodies to fill up spaces and follow laid down procedures.

All the best everyone.

I wouldn't mind retiring early with $1m in my account, plenty time with my family and exploring other endeavours.
Re: 2013 Nigeria Liquified Natural Gas (NLNG) Graduate Trainee by cashme28: 9:42pm On Mar 22, 2016
Nlng2014:


Lol @ the 3 months given EH......some people are still in the EH race and have not even been told their status. By my count the EH race is. exactly 2.5 years. The EH race was initially to be concluded before the GTs, however that may not be the case due to so many tins one could deduce from some peoples posts.

By my calculation you all have seen 2.25 years of this race. Most will not be delayed past 3.0 years except another natural disaster happens like Donald Trump winning the USA presidential elections ( pray hard it's concluded before that election). But majority will see 3.5 - 4.0 years.(aka the wait listed). Usually the wait list comes with a 1.5 years period, after which if you don't hear from GNLN(spelt backwards coz even me don tire) -----then forget it.

May it not be una case..

I see a contradiction...

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Re: 2013 Nigeria Liquified Natural Gas (NLNG) Graduate Trainee by Delgado47: 1:31am On Mar 23, 2016
First it was our election, now united states election and the outcome of it Then what? Trump wins and what happens?? (I know someone will come up with a fairly rational logic of how if he wins, so so and so will happen, which will lead to so so and so and eventually NLNG will so so and so)

Seriously, is there anything in this world that doesn't affect this process/company?..

I don't like the way i feel about this thing anymore. Starts with not checking mails and here as frequently, then Eventually i guess we would all move on. This is not even a test of perseverance or patience.

Nlng2014:


Lol @ the 3 months given EH......some people are still in the EH race and have not even been told their status. By my count the EH race is. exactly 2.5 years. The EH race was initially to be concluded before the GTs, however that may not be the case due to so many tins one could deduce from some peoples posts.

By my calculation you all have seen 2.25 years of this race. Most will not be delayed past 3.0 years except another natural disaster happens like Donald Trump winning the USA presidential elections ( pray hard it's concluded before that election). But majority will see 3.5 - 4.0 years.(aka the wait listed). Usually the wait list comes with a 1.5 years period, after which if you don't hear from GNLN(spelt backwards coz even me don tire) -----then forget it.

May it not be una case..

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Re: 2013 Nigeria Liquified Natural Gas (NLNG) Graduate Trainee by Nobody: 7:35am On Mar 23, 2016
Delgado47:
First it was our election, now united states election and the outcome of it Then what? Trump wins and what happens?? (I know someone will come up with a fairly rational logic of how if he wins, so so and so will happen, which will lead to so so and so and eventually NLNG will so so and so)

Seriously, is there anything in this world that doesn't affect this process/company?..

I don't like the way i feel about this thing anymore. Starts with not checking mails and here as frequently, then Eventually i guess we would all move on. This is not even a test of perseverance or patience.


That really cracked me up. grin grin
Re: 2013 Nigeria Liquified Natural Gas (NLNG) Graduate Trainee by vantage7: 8:51am On Mar 23, 2016
So according to oga Babs Omotowa, the FID for NLNG back then was taken when oil was at $20 and that "with the cyclic movement of oil prices, there is no better time to invest in oil and gas projects..." my question is, does this investment include the recruitment of GTs?
Re: 2013 Nigeria Liquified Natural Gas (NLNG) Graduate Trainee by dane15: 9:31am On Mar 23, 2016
When you need someone badly, you will go out of your way to get the person irrespective of what Obama says or whether Trump wins or not.

Maybe NLNG's need for GTs does not exceed the risk attached to all these uncertainties propping up yet.

Probably, they feel they can do without GTs for the time being after all most of the 2007 recruits are still there and it is not like Train 7 has started self.

If they do not notify us by Thursday, 31st March 2016, I pledge to be like Junior and choose Option B in the excerpt below.

It is true, you may not like the work in which you are now engaged.

There are two ways of getting out of that work.

(a) One way is to take but little interest in what you are doing, aiming merely to do enough with which to "get by." Very soon you will find a way out, because the demand for your services will cease.

(b) The other and better way is by making yourself so useful and efficient in what you are now doing (developing yourself, earning more certifications and improving your skill level) that you will attract the favorable attention of those who have the power to promote you into more responsible work that is more to your liking (you might even attract better companies than NLNG).

It is your privilege to take your choice as to which way you will proceed.
-Borrowed from N H

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Re: 2013 Nigeria Liquified Natural Gas (NLNG) Graduate Trainee by ItsTime4me(m): 11:01am On Mar 23, 2016
Lol @ being like Junior. Easier said than done. Junior's case is not exacly as ours. The emotional investment most of us have made on this Nlng recruitment far outweighs that made by Junior on his uncle's promise. Bros artmedia how market? Wetin dey? # I still believe in Jah's undeserved kindness.
Re: 2013 Nigeria Liquified Natural Gas (NLNG) Graduate Trainee by joxiri: 1:19pm On Mar 23, 2016
Hello all
Did the recruitment process end and have some candidates begun their positions with Nlng now
Re: 2013 Nigeria Liquified Natural Gas (NLNG) Graduate Trainee by ItsTime4me(m): 1:59pm On Mar 23, 2016
I no understand the first part of your question. But as for the second part, Yes, I have resumed. Currently in Bonny
joxiri:


Hello all
Did the recruitment process end and have some candidates begun their positions with Nlng now
Re: 2013 Nigeria Liquified Natural Gas (NLNG) Graduate Trainee by dchem(m): 2:52pm On Mar 23, 2016
How to change the world

The ninth week of SEAL training is referred to as Hell Week. It is six days of no sleep, constant physical and mental harassment and one special day at the Mud Flats. The Mud Flats are an area between San Diego and Tijuana where the water runs off and creates the Tijuana slues—a swampy patch of terrain where the mud will engulf you.

It is on Wednesday of Hell Week that you paddle down to the mud flats and spend the next 15 hours trying to survive the freezing-cold mud, the howling wind and the incessant pressure from the instructors to quit. As the sun began to set that Wednesday evening, my training class, having committed some "egregious infraction of the rules" was ordered into the mud. The mud consumed each man till there was nothing visible but our heads. The instructors told us we could leave the mud if only five men would quit—just five men and we could get out of the oppressive cold.

Looking around the mud flat, it was apparent that some students were about to give up. It was still over eight hours till the sun came up—eight more hours of bone-chilling cold. The chattering teeth and shivering moans of the trainees were so loud it was hard to hear anything. And then, one voice began to echo through the night—one voice raised in song. The song was terribly out of tune, but sung with great enthusiasm. One voice became two, and two became three, and before long everyone in the class was singing. We knew that if one man could rise above the misery then others could as well. The instructors threatened us with more time in the mud if we kept up the singing—but the singing persisted. And somehow, the mud seemed a little warmer, the wind a little tamer and the dawn not so far away.

If I have learned anything in my time traveling the world, it is the power of hope. The power of one person—Washington, Lincoln, King, Mandela and even a young girl from Pakistan named Malala—can change the world by giving people hope.

So, if you want to change the world, start singing when you're up to your neck in mud.#copied

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Re: 2013 Nigeria Liquified Natural Gas (NLNG) Graduate Trainee by adenitemi: 3:22pm On Mar 23, 2016
dane15:
When you need someone badly, you will go out of your way to get the person irrespective of what Obama says or whether Trump wins or not.

Maybe NLNG's need for GTs does not exceed the risk attached to all these uncertainties propping up yet.

Probably, they feel they can do without GTs for the time being after all most of the 2007 recruits are still there and it is not like Train 7 has started self.

If they do not notify us by Thursday, 31st March 2016, I pledge to be like Junior and choose Option B in the excerpt below.

It is true, you may not like the work in which you are now engaged.

There are two ways of getting out of that work.

(a) One way is to take but little interest in what you are doing, aiming merely to do enough with which to "get by." Very soon you will find a way out, because the demand for your services will cease.

(b) The other and better way is by making yourself so useful and efficient in what you are now doing (developing yourself, earning more certifications and improving your skill level) that you will attract the favorable attention of those who have the power to promote you into more responsible work that is more to your liking (you might even attract better companies than NLNG).

It is your privilege to take your choice as to which way you will proceed.
-Borrowed from N H

There are always more than enough ways...

Re: 2013 Nigeria Liquified Natural Gas (NLNG) Graduate Trainee by dane15: 3:44pm On Mar 23, 2016
I am always open to new and better ideas so feel free to add the third and let's have fun as we get to ten.

So @adenitemi three would be... cheesy grin
Re: 2013 Nigeria Liquified Natural Gas (NLNG) Graduate Trainee by joxiri: 4:02pm On Mar 23, 2016
ItsTime4me:
I no understand the first part of your question. But as for the second part, Yes, I have resumed. Currently in Bonny

Nice one!!!!
Congrats
Re: 2013 Nigeria Liquified Natural Gas (NLNG) Graduate Trainee by ItsTime4me(m): 5:42pm On Mar 23, 2016
Thanks man
joxiri:

Nice one!!!! Congrats
Re: 2013 Nigeria Liquified Natural Gas (NLNG) Graduate Trainee by Prinzofparis: 5:57pm On Mar 23, 2016
ItsTime4me:
Thanks man
bro na this kind thing kill Pkan-kun for social studies oh...
oya go prepare for memorial !!!!

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Re: 2013 Nigeria Liquified Natural Gas (NLNG) Graduate Trainee by ItsTime4me(m): 8:46pm On Mar 23, 2016
I am back from the celebration of the memorial of christ's death. My appreciation to Jehovah and his son Jesus christ for the provision of the ransom sacrifice has been welled up. Were you in attendance?
Prinzofparis:


bro na this kind thing kill Pkan-kun for social studies oh...

oya go prepare for memorial !!!!

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Re: 2013 Nigeria Liquified Natural Gas (NLNG) Graduate Trainee by Prinzofparis: 9:03pm On Mar 23, 2016
ItsTime4me:
I am back from the celebration of the memorial of christ's death. My appreciation to Jehovah and his son Jesus christ for the provision of the ransom sacrifice has been welled up. Were you in attendance?

yes I was
Re: 2013 Nigeria Liquified Natural Gas (NLNG) Graduate Trainee by ItsTime4me(m): 9:35pm On Mar 23, 2016
Great
Prinzofparis:

yes I was

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