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Masquerade: Lai Mohammed Trending On Twitter After Statement by rozayx5(m): 11:50pm On May 03, 2016
grin grin

Sahara reporters joins in mocking him

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Re: Masquerade: Lai Mohammed Trending On Twitter After Statement by chinnyness122(f): 11:51pm On May 03, 2016
kikikikiki....i laugh in Swahili

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Re: Masquerade: Lai Mohammed Trending On Twitter After Statement by rozayx5(m): 11:53pm On May 03, 2016
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very funny tweets grin

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Re: Masquerade: Lai Mohammed Trending On Twitter After Statement by Ajibo111(m): 11:55pm On May 03, 2016
lmao


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Re: Masquerade: Lai Mohammed Trending On Twitter After Statement by marshalcarter: 11:55pm On May 03, 2016
Nigerians no dey miss at all at all grin
Re: Masquerade: Lai Mohammed Trending On Twitter After Statement by jmichlins(m): 12:04am On May 04, 2016
This man is the biggest disgrace in this administration. I just want to know how many of his kids have being initiated into his village masquerade cult and what is their salary structure like. 2019 loading will take a decision then

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Re: Masquerade: Lai Mohammed Trending On Twitter After Statement by Frankiss44(m): 12:08am On May 04, 2016
Buhari needs to drop this old grandpa that has lost touch with reality... There is a huge difference between being a party spokesman and a Minister of information, Lai needs a crash course.. By the time he is done, Nigerians will know the true meaning of the word clueless cheesy

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Re: Masquerade: Lai Mohammed Trending On Twitter After Statement by darkenkach(m): 12:45am On May 04, 2016
But he is saying the truth. Let's use the Chinese as a case study.

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Re: Masquerade: Lai Mohammed Trending On Twitter After Statement by Sabadon(m): 12:47am On May 04, 2016
if his assertions re true den all road leads to calabar d world capital of masquerades

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Re: Masquerade: Lai Mohammed Trending On Twitter After Statement by kYjelly2: 12:56am On May 04, 2016
How many masquerades operate every month

Even if he is looking for a means of income generation through tourism, why cite something as lame as masquerade dressing

Why not brain storm on a tourism venture that brings money in ever second

Go to the Vatican for instance, you pay like 100euros( not sure), to tour that place and look at all the paintings. Each tour last only about an hour and the place is always packed to the brim, with people on the current tour and those waiting for the next batch; the next hour.

So to bring up festivals that rarely happen and masquerade dressing as a source of employment is just grossly irresponsible.

That is a part-part-part time job at most, more like a 1/100th part job which can even be done for free by hobbyists and enthusiasts, mtcheew undecided

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Re: Masquerade: Lai Mohammed Trending On Twitter After Statement by fitzmayowa: 12:57am On May 04, 2016
Oya una wey no get job our honourable minister of culture don talk say make una go meet una village masquerade to give una job ooo...


Sometimes i begin to wonder how this set of clueless guys deceived nigerians to get elected...SMH

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Re: Masquerade: Lai Mohammed Trending On Twitter After Statement by chaberry(m): 1:07am On May 04, 2016
Apc is party filled with scammers and liars and being chanted by Zombies

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Re: Masquerade: Lai Mohammed Trending On Twitter After Statement by Nobody: 1:44am On May 04, 2016
making masquerade to be relevant,APC is a demonic party.

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Re: Masquerade: Lai Mohammed Trending On Twitter After Statement by Nobody: 2:10am On May 04, 2016
Presidiot Mumummadu Buhari has already given some Zoonigerians Masquerades jobs to come to a Zoo court to testify against Mazi Nnamdi Kanu. So APC is just an Evil party that befell Nigerians

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Re: Masquerade: Lai Mohammed Trending On Twitter After Statement by permsec: 2:44am On May 04, 2016
Them don get us walahi! WhO takes pride in dressing ojuju calabar? Bunch of mediocres. I'll not be suprised if this present administration considers bet9ja as youth empowerment programme.



Person go begin see things like m3cq7z for NTA news..... Bet9ja code

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Re: Masquerade: Lai Mohammed Trending On Twitter After Statement by danemenike: 3:31am On May 04, 2016
Did anyone notice that Lai Mohammed wasn't active for sometime? dey guy man just fall my hand. I had thought he would come back better and repackaged, he just gave a blow to himself. The internet never forgets. Good spokesman, bad minister.

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Re: Masquerade: Lai Mohammed Trending On Twitter After Statement by onatisi(m): 3:47am On May 04, 2016
Nigeria is been governed by a bunch of literate retards that have absolutely no business been in power or government.

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Re: Masquerade: Lai Mohammed Trending On Twitter After Statement by magicalx(m): 4:08am On May 04, 2016
Lie Mohamed has moved from telling lies to outright comedy, Ali Baba has nothing on him! Mumu of the federal republic of Nigeria

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Re: Masquerade: Lai Mohammed Trending On Twitter After Statement by Ratello: 4:08am On May 04, 2016
Why won't he trend on twitter when the clown is now the "New Masquerade" in town. Funny looking entity undecided

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Re: Masquerade: Lai Mohammed Trending On Twitter After Statement by IVORY2009(m): 4:32am On May 04, 2016
Baba lie lie shocked

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Re: Masquerade: Lai Mohammed Trending On Twitter After Statement by IVORY2009(m): 4:47am On May 04, 2016
Frankiss44:
Buhari needs to drop this old grandpa that has lost touch with reality... This is a huge difference btw a party spokesman and a Minister of information, Lai needs a crash course.. By the time is done, Nigerians will know the true meaning of the word clueless cheesy

I have been saying it frm day 1, of this administration of Buhari that Mr Lai Mohammed is not fit to represent the country as minister for information, Mr Kayode Fayemi should have done better dat him, he Mr Lai, has nothing to offer as minister for information, he is better off as party spokes persons, where lies/Propaganda are been used to wine the people.

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Re: Masquerade: Lai Mohammed Trending On Twitter After Statement by onatisi(m): 4:58am On May 04, 2016
IVORY2009:


I have been saying it frm day 1, of this administration of Buhari that Mr Lai Mohammed is not fit to represent the country as minister for information, Mr Kayode Fayemi should have done better dat him, he Mr Lai, has nothing to offer as minister for information, he is better off as party spokes persons, where lies/Propaganda are been used to wine the people.
I never shared this thought but I must agree that you are absolutely right and correct. Lai Mohammed is a big disgrace to the office he occupies and his skills and talent lies in lying and propaganda not in disseminating valuable,sensible and intelligent information

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Re: Masquerade: Lai Mohammed Trending On Twitter After Statement by Goddex: 5:03am On May 04, 2016
[size=13pt]Why is Buhari keeping this liar in his cabinet?[/size]

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Re: Masquerade: Lai Mohammed Trending On Twitter After Statement by matrix199(m): 5:38am On May 04, 2016
Did he say the unemployed should dress up as masquerade to earn a living?


Lai Mohammed is a resounding evidence that proves Mr president isn't as s***nd as a president should be. When you appoint a gibber as a minister of information, that shows you're a d***ard

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Re: Masquerade: Lai Mohammed Trending On Twitter After Statement by dainformant(m): 6:00am On May 04, 2016
Lai Mohammed don suffer for this administration... Days his work anyway
Re: Masquerade: Lai Mohammed Trending On Twitter After Statement by Agunechemba1(m): 6:04am On May 04, 2016
We told them that a leopard doesn't change its spot but they called us the wailing wailers.


Now look at where we are.

Masquerade ko, master degree ni

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Re: Masquerade: Lai Mohammed Trending On Twitter After Statement by JustOzito(f): 6:08am On May 04, 2016
some sensible people are applauding this statement. smh for them

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Re: Masquerade: Lai Mohammed Trending On Twitter After Statement by raker300: 6:16am On May 04, 2016
darkenkach:
But he is saying the truth. Let's use the Chinese as a case study.
Those supporting liar should pls come and take the job. Bring 2999 of your kinsmen to join.

Even Sahara reporters are mocking their pay master's

Tell buhari and liar to bring their own children to UnCloth and dress masquerades..shey na only cbn work their pikin sabi do?

Dear Lord, why are you punishing us with these type of leaders? Whatever we did wrong, pls forgive us and take these set of nonentities away. Lemme hear shout a big "amen"

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Re: Masquerade: Lai Mohammed Trending On Twitter After Statement by wowmenow: 6:35am On May 04, 2016
Buhari should sack lai Mohammed and employ him 2019 when APC will be in opposition

Lai is good in opposition

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Re: Masquerade: Lai Mohammed Trending On Twitter After Statement by jazinogold(m): 7:18am On May 04, 2016
hmm
Re: Masquerade: Lai Mohammed Trending On Twitter After Statement by Nbote(m): 7:21am On May 04, 2016
And to think d man was one of the "intellectual saints" we waited months for...

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Re: Masquerade: Lai Mohammed Trending On Twitter After Statement by omenka(m): 7:31am On May 04, 2016
Aunty smellos don start again. If I call Wizzy for her now, na to run go dey cry for police commissioner office.


Bet Lai Mohammed sef. grin

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