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Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by raumdeuter: 12:34am On May 17, 2016
olabode89:



LMAO.... i nor know say Ife men plenty for here o...

Football manager don destroy many people o...... That shit derailed a lot of peeps, you sleep less, stab classes, become an introvert, etc.

FM 2013?? You be young timer o tongue Na FM 2007 and FM 2008 i play....

During our time na PS1. Suruuu(through pass), shootu(shot). I no even know the language dem dey speak sef.

I no too sabi play. Na to use Italy, park the bus and wait for penalties
Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by olabode89(m): 1:32am On May 17, 2016
raumdeuter:


During our time na PS1. Suruuu(through pass), shootu(shot). I no even know the language dem dey speak sef.

I no too sabi play. Na to use Italy, park the bus and wait for penalties

Hahahahaha.... Na Japanese them dey speak for those KONAMI games on PS1

You na egbon o grin tongue ....Played a lot of PS 2 at Faj hall, I was a champ sotey guys nor dey gree follow me play grin
Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by raumdeuter: 2:17am On May 17, 2016
olabode89:


Hahahahaha.... Na Japanese them dey speak for those KONAMI games on PS1

You na egbon o grin tongue ....Played a lot of PS 2 at Faj hall, I was a champ sotey guys nor dey gree follow me play grin

Na around the time I dey final year those games became popular in the halls around 03-04

It became very addictive some boys go say dem dey go read na suruuu dem go play all night

E get one guy he'll use Tijani babangida and Roberto Carlos as wingers.
Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by dmcdad: 4:43am On May 17, 2016
Somebody say nobody wey no dey dub for exam hall. Na lie ooooo! I never dub before ooooo.

@Chelseafan1, for real I have never asked someone a question in the exam hall, let alone dub. So, you should know people are different.

No be say na me know pass oooooo. But I hold my side die when it comes to that level, and I no ever fall my hand. It was more of a personal decision.

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Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by Nobody: 6:21am On May 17, 2016
Ibime:


Nigeria is a mono-export economy.

Most Nigerian agriculture is internally consumed. Feeding 170m people amounts to a lot of $.

Simple illustration - if Nigeria produces 2m barrels per day at $50 per barrel with no value added downstream, Oil GDP contribution per day will be $100m.

Meanwhile if 170m Nigerians eat meals worth $1 each per day, and all of the food is produced in Naija, GDP contribution per day for agric will be $170m.

Still, prior to GDP rebasing in 2013, oil contributed nearly 50% of GDP. The rebasing of GDP reduced oils percentage contribution by increasing telecoms, agric sector etc which Iweala claimed was not properly captured in the past. I take the new GDP figures with a small pinch of salt.
Ibime:


Nigeria is a mono-export economy.

Most Nigerian agriculture is internally consumed. Feeding 170m people amounts to a lot of $.

Simple illustration - if Nigeria produces 2m barrels per day at $50 per barrel with no value added downstream, Oil GDP contribution per day will be $100m.

Meanwhile if 170m Nigerians eat meals worth $1 each per day, and all of the food is produced in Naija, GDP contribution per day for agric will be $170m.

Still, prior to GDP rebasing in 2013, oil contributed nearly 50% of GDP. The rebasing of GDP reduced oils percentage contribution by increasing telecoms, agric sector etc which Iweala claimed was not properly captured in the past. I take the new GDP figures with a small pinch of salt.
Ibime:


Nigeria is a mono-export economy.

Most Nigerian agriculture is internally consumed. Feeding 170m people amounts to a lot of $.

Simple illustration - if Nigeria produces 2m barrels per day at $50 per barrel with no value added downstream, Oil GDP contribution per day will be $100m.

Meanwhile if 170m Nigerians eat meals worth $1 each per day, and all of the food is produced in Naija, GDP contribution per day for agric will be $170m.

Still, prior to GDP rebasing in 2013, oil contributed nearly 50% of GDP. The rebasing of GDP reduced oils percentage contribution by increasing telecoms, agric sector etc which Iweala claimed was not properly captured in the past. I take the new GDP figures with a small pinch of salt.
...i quite agree with u sire....tax revenue ratio to nominal gdp comes to mind. statistics may have changed but d reality z still d same
Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by Skimpledawg(m): 9:56am On May 17, 2016
Spy360:

Arsenal...
2014 - 4th
2015 - 3rd
2016 - 2nd
2017 - cheesycheesy
with Guardiola coming to ManCity, prolly Mourinhi going to ManU, Conte in Chelsea....arrrh! ogbeni, check am na! from the deepest part of your heart u knw Arsenal winning the EPL is a pipe dream.
Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by pamcode(m): 10:50am On May 17, 2016
Tottenham Hotspur broke a Premier
League when they managed to
collect nine (9!) yellow cards -- and,
almost as impressively, zero (0!) red
cards -- in the clash that completely
broke their season at Stamford
Bridge a couple weeks ago. For
their efforts, after admitting the
charge of failing to control their
players (Rule E20), they were levied
a new record fine of £225,000.
Just like their title challenge, this
record lasted barely a minute, if
that.
Chelsea may not have broken yellow
card records, but thanks to being
serial "offenders" of this rule E20
over the past 18 months, the Blues
were fined a massive £375,000.
The previous record, before these
rulings was Arsenal's £175,000 fine
for the "Battle of Old Trafford" .


Chelsea and Tottenham
Hotspur have been fined
£375,000 and £225,000
respectively after both
clubs admitted three
breaches of FA Rule E20
for failing to control
their players and/or
officials.
It follows incidents
which occurred in the
45th and 87th minutes
and also at the end of
their fixture at
Stamford Bridge on
Monday 2 May 2016.
Prior to this fixture,
Chelsea had breached
FA Rule E20 on four
separate occasions and
Tottenham Hotspur
twice since November
2014.
-source: The FA


Meanwhile, center of attention
Mark Clattenburg has avoided any
fines, but did get put on community
service, so he will now have to
referee not just the FA Cup final but

http://weaintgotnohistory.sbnation.com/2016/5/16/11686136/chelsea-spurs-tunnel-meless-failure-control-players-record-fines
the Champions League final as well.
Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by Chelseafan1: 11:25am On May 17, 2016
raumdeuter:


During our time na PS1. Suruuu(through pass), shootu(shot). I no even know the language dem dey speak sef.

I no too sabi play. Na to use Italy, park the bus and wait for penalties
olabode89:



LMAO.... i nor know say Ife men plenty for here o...

Football manager don destroy many people o...... That shit derailed a lot of peeps, you sleep less, stab classes, become an introvert, etc.

FM 2013?? You be young timer o tongue Na FM 2007 and FM 2008 i play....

Bros, we dey here o,cheesy wetin u study, which hostel u stay, awo, etf, faj abi na town u stay?
FM and laziness almost spoil my life for uni, all doz stress wey dey architecture sef na die, some of us are not built for stress wink wink wink


I no dey really stab classes, one, archi studio no far from awo and I dey always fear to miss attendance cos we no dey pass 50 or 60 for class.
Sleep ke, u go dey doz on top FM, u go still dey run am say ani se, I no go sleep, I gast finish ds season, when I dey angola, na FM I play so tey I sleep off, b4 I wake up, den don move my first lappy ever.


Be like say I play 2011 own o, or 2012 sha. 2007 ke, u be old skul o, I no follow play doz ones.....i need to get a new laptop sef, make I resume FM fully, we go play FM till we born pickin ni cheesy cheesy cheesy
Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by Nobody: 11:35am On May 17, 2016
Chelseafan1:


We sabi say Dayo go oau, nateevs na Engr, Afrodoc na Dr, Ibime go skul, kon dey UK, Pataki dey amsterdam, Adelana1 dey seek admission, Bigkesh dey study medicine for UI, Dmcdad finish from Yabatech, Nihilist dey UK, marry oyinbo, don born 4 year old pickin, even chester dey skul, Timbros na Jehovah witness, Abu mikey na fellow architect, me grad from oau, serve finish last month, wetin u don do with ur life, u go skul at all, even if na NCe, nobody for this thread know anything about ur life, even if na agbero u be, @ least mention am once make we know.
Abi u just useless u never do anything meaningful for ur life wey we fit point at ni except say ur record say u don dey yab, insult pple on this board right from your first day on nairaland in 2010.
See this one o. So bcoz u manage grad last yr, u wan dey run ur mouth anyhow.....

U and who dey seek Admission??

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Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by Chelseafan1: 11:52am On May 17, 2016
pamcode:
And party on Friday nights

I don't attend parties, u will find me in TV room watching Chelsea matches, cooking in my room, playing FM on my bedspace or in church at religious ground.

The only time I attended a party was when I took my babe and her friends to coperative building for their freshers' party when some foolishh boys wan dey help me rock my babe for dance floor.
Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by Chelseafan1: 11:59am On May 17, 2016
raumdeuter:


See as my nigga Ibime dissect the whole thing. Na how you dey know people wey take money go school unlike chelseafan1 wey dey dub for exam hall

These are the kain things people can gain instead of some infantile fighting. Some people on these boards are still students and need all the help they can get but they would rather be internet brawlers

Lol....u no talk say u wan yab me before o, ask me anything relating to architecture if I no dissect am for u right here and now, call me bastard.
Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by Chelseafan1: 12:04pm On May 17, 2016
AdeLaNa1:
See this one o. So bcoz u manage grad last yr, u wan dey run ur mouth anyhow.....

U and who dey seek Admission??

Hahahaha.....no be me and you grad last year abeg, oh, no vex, I no know say u don dey skul....apologies, didn't mean to offend.
Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by dmcdad: 1:16pm On May 17, 2016
Chelseafan1:


U no say u sabi book right from mama belle, u no be like us wey no sabi anything cheesy cheesy we just dey try.
We wey be say we fit dey go exam hall, we go dey carry almost empty brain go or just residual knowledge wan go write 3, 2 units courses exams. cheesy cheesy
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha. This guy ehn...cheesy
Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by dmcdad: 1:30pm On May 17, 2016
Chelseafan1:


I don't attend parties, u will find me in TV room watching Chelsea matches, cooking in my room, playing FM on my bedspace or in church at religious ground.

The only time I attended a party was when I took my babe and her friends to coperative building for their freshers' party when some foolishh boys wan dey help me rock my babe for dance floor.
You go lobby na...tongue
Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by pamcode(m): 1:42pm On May 17, 2016
Chelseafan1:


I don't attend parties, u will find me in TV room watching Chelsea matches, cooking in my room, playing FM on my bedspace or in church at religious ground.

The only time I attended a party was when I took my babe and her friends to coperative building for their freshers' party when some foolishh boys wan dey help me rock my babe for dance floor.
lol konji dey always hold niggas now for party. Wait did i just saw fresher's party Jesu, so you are part of those Awo boys that go to Mozambique to catch them young and do aro + dancing. God dey observe you o
Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by Spy360(m): 2:44pm On May 17, 2016
Skimpledawg:

with Guardiola coming to ManCity, prolly Mourinhi going to ManU, Conte in Chelsea....arrrh! ogbeni, check am na! from the deepest part of your heart u knw Arsenal winning the EPL is a pipe dream.
If there is any grey matter inside your skull you should know that for 20years going Coaches have come and gone yet the owners of the league - likes of Wenger, Aladyce, Pulis etc go still dey kampe. Apart from Mou, others are EPL fledglings. cheesy

Guardiola go see wyn. cheesy
Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by Spy360(m): 2:58pm On May 17, 2016
AdeLaNa1:
See this one o. So bcoz u manage grad last yr, u wan dey run ur mouth anyhow.....

U and who dey seek Admission??
Who come dey insult you na? cheesy
Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by Spy360(m): 3:03pm On May 17, 2016
pamcode:
hypocrisy Wilshere should be dropped for Rashford. What exactly has he done this season. He didn't kick a ball for almost a Season If not because England doesn't really have lots of inform experienced holding mild fielders i would have called for roy's head
I said sorry because I would have dropped Rooney instead but then he is captain. Wilshere is the best box to box in England jokes apart.
Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by Chelseafan1: 4:27pm On May 17, 2016
pamcode:
lol konji dey always hold niggas now for party. Wait did i just saw fresher's party Jesu, so you are part of those Awo boys that go to Mozambique to catch them young and do aro + dancing. God dey observe you o

Noooo, Medical block boys too frosh for aro na, I no dey join dem for those yeye aro, me wey dey very shy and reserved cheesy

D night wey I catch my babe ehn, doz Moz girls just resume na hin 2 of my guys say make we stroll enter Moz go welcome them....na so we take catch them young, since 2014, my friend catch one, me sef catch my own yellow pawapaw....we still dey till now smiley smiley smiley

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Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by Nihilist: 4:39pm On May 17, 2016
Text speak no even allow person read these insults without headache.

Diggz and Chelseafan1, can you boys please properly spell out your lines of attack?

Both of you have claimed to be graduates, but it is very very difficult to tell that from your lines

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Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by diggz: 4:40pm On May 17, 2016
incredible70:

Abeg free the matter

Mos def will .

I bin just wan let am know him shoe size braah!

Burr no le le.

Tx bruv.
Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by diggz: 4:46pm On May 17, 2016
Nihilist:
Text speak no even allow person read these insults without headache.

Diggz and Chelseafan1, can you boys please properly spell out your lines of attack?

Both of you have claimed to be graduates, but it is very very difficult to tell that from your lines



Nihilist Can you pls single out a post where i claimed to be anything on NL ?
Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by olabode89(m): 5:15pm On May 17, 2016
Chelseafan1:



Bros, we dey here o,cheesy wetin u study, which hostel u stay, awo, etf, faj abi na town u stay?
FM and laziness almost spoil my life for uni, all doz stress wey dey architecture sef na die, some of us are not built for stress wink wink wink


I no dey really stab classes, one, archi studio no far from awo and I dey always fear to miss attendance cos we no dey pass 50 or 60 for class.
Sleep ke, u go dey doz on top FM, u go still dey run am say ani se, I no go sleep, I gast finish ds season, when I dey angola, na FM I play so tey I sleep off, b4 I wake up, den don move my first lappy ever.


Be like say I play 2011 own o, or 2012 sha. 2007 ke, u be old skul o, I no follow play doz ones.....i need to get a new laptop sef, make I resume FM fully, we go play FM till we born pickin ni cheesy cheesy cheesy

Lolz...

Na Elect/Elect I study.... I stay Angola my first year then Faj for my second year till I graduated.
Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by incredible70(m): 5:26pm On May 17, 2016
diggz:

Mos def will .
I bin just wan let am know him shoe size braah!
Burr no le le.
Tx bruv.
Okay then

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