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Re: Fc Barcelona Fan Thread: "més Que Un Club" by airmark(m): 11:44am On Jun 10, 2016
A40:

[s]You are a doofus. How many World Cups did Portugal attend prior to Korea/Japan? I am now convinced beyond any reasonable doubt that you are the biggest m0ron this forum has ever produced.[/s]

Nigeria was once #5 in FIFA ranking.[s] That must also make us a superpower. You need to be lobotomized Walahi

So when people are mentioning Germany, Spain, Italy, France, Brazil, Argentina you would include Portugal

My European soccer knowledge is 50,000 times more than yours. Sergio Ignoramus

Stick to analysing Ifeanyi Ubah and Nassarawa United. European footie is not your forte[/s]

It's not difficult to detect a foolish comparison from a dolt. I await your boss rebuttal. I will be stvpid replying you again.


dmcdad:


I'll be a complete pillock to be schooled by someone as low level as yourself. Dude, you ain't got a mind of your own. You have been schooled in every sporting thread on this board. AdeLaNa1 uses you for breakfast. Airmark uses you for lunch. Bigkesh? Ahh! That one kill you, bury you come judge you and sentence you to hell all in the same day. That's what I call total decimation, or more appropriately, annihilation.

grin grin grin
He wanted to come and use you guys to resurrect, but despite a weak start from you guys, it seems another debacle awaits the ajakaja-40. He thought barca thread would be a fertile land to grow up. I think A-40 needs to appease the gods. grin grin grin
Re: Fc Barcelona Fan Thread: "més Que Un Club" by Dadehmola: 12:01pm On Jun 10, 2016
A40:


[size=14pt]Any doofus can play in Barca's backline and win titles.

Abbey George, Chidi Odiah at RB would win titles with Barca
[/size]

Archived for future reference!!

Dayokanu, you go hear am when the time comes!!
Re: Fc Barcelona Fan Thread: "més Que Un Club" by Debroslink: 12:19pm On Jun 10, 2016
A40:

Bayern and Germany Captain for 6 years na Passenger. Lmaooooo

Wetin we go come call Alves wey dey chop bench for one season wonder Maicon?

A player your Treble winning coach declared the most Intelligent player he has ever coached

Which team has Dani Alves ever led? Any doofus can play in Barca's backline and win titles. Alves was suspended for the 2009 Final abi you have forgotten

By 2011 there was MVP, 2015 MSN. Even Abbey George will win titles at Barca

When we get to the International stage the gulf between Lahm and Alves becomes more scandalous

Not only did Lahm make 3 World Cup All-star teams. He also made Euro All-time XI

Passenger kwa? Where was Alves when Lahm and his goons came to sodomize and destroy Brazil's dignity

Phillip Lahm the passenger #6 Bal on D'Or

#5 UEFA Player of the Year

Abbey George, Chidi Odiah at RB would win titles with Barca


Just like Mobi Oparaku will win titles in that Bayern Liga. OK remove Bayern, Barca Germany and Brazil where you can win titles even in their clinic.

Tell us what Lahm won in Stuttgart. Fact is Stuttgart won the league title immediately Lahm left them to be a passenger at Bayern.

Alves was a confirmed beast before joining Barca. He won almost everything in club football for a small club.

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Re: Fc Barcelona Fan Thread: "més Que Un Club" by Nihilist: 12:29pm On Jun 10, 2016
GBR1:
I see it's getting hot here. I think Nihilist has time on his hands to promote this one.

Yes, thank you Mr Gbr..

As you know, I like my threads like I like my steaks....with a little bit of blood in the middle.

Today's bout has been a funny one,

In the blue Corner, fighting out the Raumdeuter stables, we have the mean, lean, killing machine known as A40. An excellent fighter on his day, he's a proven brawler who is known to have caught a few bodies, and claimed a few scalps back in the day. The problem is, recently A40 has been involved in some ill-advised bouts, occasionally involving facing a tag team on his ones, that has left his body battered and his reputation in tatters. He has recently lost bouts to Dahdemola, Airmark, and most devastatingly to BigKesh in the last 6 months.

Brawlers like Airmark and Pataki have teamed up to mount a formidable challenge to A40 at home, and so it seems like he has had to pick his fights away from home, in faraway sunny Barcelona, to begin to rebuild his title challenge and reputation.

The only issue now is that some how Airmark and Pataki(AirTaki for short) have managed to start a vicious smear campaign, insinuating that A40's brawling career has been heavily subsidised by his Stable and Stablemate (Raumdeuter), and that he really isn't a reknowned pugilist, but merely hanging on the coat tails of his "master", and benefiting from some form of Nepotism.

As someone who has seen A40's signature 'Apoche Cra Cra' suplex move deployed to devatsting effect, I know that this isn't the case. However A40 has to prove to the crowd today, that he deserves to be seen as one of the top killers on this these boards...

Which brings us to today.

In the red corner, Dmcdad, aka The Mac Daddy, aka Mac and Cheese, sometimes mistaken for French Montana. Dmcdad isn't exactly known as a skilled fighter, and I would have to rack my brain to point to any particular victory of his that has stood out. Yet, DmcDad is extremely popular in his home turf of Barcelona, and he has been able to put that popularity to his advantage, with many of his team sneaking in to the ring to rain cheap blows and sucker punches on A40's dome whilst the referee was distracted.

Fellas like Debroslink have been seen smashing folded up chairs on A40's back, homesteady went to kneel down behind A40 so that his eternal nemesis Airmark(who shouldn't even be in the stadium letalone the ring) could push him over.

This fight hasn't been fair at all. You have renowned haters like Dadehmola and Bykebyke laughing in the audience like Muttley and Dick dastardly, but Still A40 has put a decent fight.

Let's take a quick commercial break, and we'll be back to analyse some of the best moves after the Cut.

Stay Tuned.

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Re: Fc Barcelona Fan Thread: "més Que Un Club" by Dadehmola: 12:39pm On Jun 10, 2016
Nihilist:


Yes, thank you Mr Gbr..

As you know, I like my threads like I like my steaks....with a little bit of blood in the middle.

Today's bout has been a funny one,

In the blue Corner, fighting out the Raumdeuter stables, we have the mean, lean, killing machine known as A40. An excellent fighter on his day, he's a proven brawler who is known to have caught a few bodies, and claimed a few scalps back in the day. The problem is, recently A40 has been involved in some ill-advised bouts, occasionally involving facing a tag team on his ones, that has left his body battered and his reputation in tatters. He has recently lost bouts to Dahdemola, Airmark, and most devastatingly to BigKesh in the last 6 months.

Brawlers like Airmark and Pataki have teamed up to mount a formidable challenge to A40 at home, and so it seems like he has had to pick his fights away from home, in faraway sunny Barcelona, to begin to rebuild his title challenge and reputation.

The only issue now is that some how Airmark and Pataki(AirTaki for short) have managed to start a vicious smear campaign, insinuating that A40's brawling career has been heavily subsidised by his Stable and Stablemate (Raumdeuter), and that he really isn't a reknowned pugilist, but merely hanging on the coat tails of his "master", and benefiting from some form of Nepotism.

As someone who has seen A40's signature 'Apoche Cra Cra' suplex move deployed to devatsting effect, I know that this isn't the case. However A40 has to prove to the crowd today, that he deserves to be seen as one of the top killers on this these boards...

Which brings us to today.

In the red corner, Dmcdad, aka The Mac Daddy, aka Mac and Cheese, sometimes mistaken for French Montana. Dmcdad isn't exactly known as a skilled fighter, and I would have to rack my brain to point to any particular victory of his that has stood out. Yet, DmcDad is extremely popular in his home turf of Barcelona, and he has been able to put that popularity to his advantage, with many of his team sneaking in to the ring to rain cheap blows and sucker punches on A40's dome whilst the referee was distracted.

Fellas like Debroslink have been seen smashing folded up chairs on A40's back, homesteady went to kneel down behind A40 so that his eternal nemesis Airmark(who shouldn't even be in the stadium letalone the ring) could push him over.

This fight hasn't been fair at all. You have renowned haters like Dadehmola and Bykebyke laughing in the audience like Muttley and Dick dastardly, but Still A40 has put a decent fight.

Let's take a quick commercial break, and we'll be back to analyse some of the best moves after the Cut.

Stay Tuned.


Bwahahahahahaha

Mehn - you don kolo finish!!
Re: Fc Barcelona Fan Thread: "més Que Un Club" by Nihilist: 12:43pm On Jun 10, 2016
Dadehmola:


Ori e lo daaru...

Agbakan 40, o ma wu beh ni last last - won de ma fi ifun e so e mo igi
!!

grin grin

A40 was about to count out Dmcdad when Demola came from behind to Body Slam him.



That was a Cold Eddy Guerero type move man.

Viva la raza
Re: Fc Barcelona Fan Thread: "més Que Un Club" by Nobody: 12:44pm On Jun 10, 2016
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Boateng vs Pique??
Re: Fc Barcelona Fan Thread: "més Que Un Club" by coded01: 12:48pm On Jun 10, 2016
airmark:


It's not difficult to detect a foolish comparison from a dolt. I await your boss rebuttal. I will be stvpid replying you again.




grin grin grin
He wanted to come and use you guys to resurrect, but despite a weak start from you guys, it seems another debacle awaits the ajakaja-40. He thought barca thread would be a fertile land to grow up. I think A-40 needs to appease the gods. grin grin grin

Airmark you sleep at all... angry grin
Re: Fc Barcelona Fan Thread: "més Que Un Club" by chic2pimp(m): 12:50pm On Jun 10, 2016
GBR1:

Alves was very good defending at his best, even when he was extraordinary at attacking. Stop propagating this myth.

Alvez was an average defender during his peak years. That's why He was never able to displace Maicon in the National Team
Re: Fc Barcelona Fan Thread: "més Que Un Club" by Krasid(m): 12:51pm On Jun 10, 2016
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Re: Fc Barcelona Fan Thread: "més Que Un Club" by homesteady(m): 12:52pm On Jun 10, 2016
A40:

Bayern and Germany Captain for 6 years na Passenger. Lmaooooo
Wetin we go come call Alves wey dey chop bench for one season wonder Maicon?
A player your Treble winning coach declared the most Intelligent player he has ever coached
Which team has Dani Alves ever led? Any doofus can play in Barca's backline and win titles. Alves was suspended for the 2009 Final abi you have forgotten
By 2011 there was MVP, 2015 MSN. Even Abbey George will win titles at Barca
When we get to the International stage the gulf between Lahm and Alves becomes more scandalous
Not only did Lahm make 3 World Cup All-star teams. He also made Euro All-time XI
Passenger kwa? Where was Alves when Lahm and his goons came to sodomize and destroy Brazil's dignity
Phillip Lahm the passenger #6 Bal on D'Or
#5 UEFA Player of the Year
Abbey George, Chidi Odiah at RB would win titles with Barca
Bla Blah Blahhh!
Alves - Was arguably Sevilla's best player during his time there, led them to 2 Europa cups, UEFA super cup, Copa del rey and almost a league trophy! He went to Barcelona and boom, Barcelona built arguably the best team the world had ever seen after some trophyless seasons!
Lahm - He was in Bayer that was already dominant, he went to Stuttgart for 2 seasons, he did no shït! He even played in Europa cup in which like 2 years later Alves won player of the tournament! Meanwhile Bayer were still wining trophies in his absence! He went back and continued wining trophies with Bayer!
Biko who best fits the description of a passenger among this 2?
Re: Fc Barcelona Fan Thread: "més Que Un Club" by Nihilist: 12:57pm On Jun 10, 2016
A40:

You know a sucka has been served when they start talking about Raumdeuter

You are a monumental phool. Is this your last resort after getting schooled? Brainlessav Moronovich

You think football analysis is about shouting Up Barka all around the place. Oponu

A40:

Lmaoo. This is getting desperate. Why stop there. Let us get Maldini's total goal and assists for club and country.

What a wawu!!!!! I didn't know fullbacks are rated based on goals and assists. See viewing center analysis



Ironically when they bring up Iniesta's poor goal and assist ratio na these same people go dey hyperventilate. Now you are bringing it up for players playing even further from goal. Jesus Wept

A40 showing some nice moves in the opening rounds.

Re: Fc Barcelona Fan Thread: "més Que Un Club" by coded01: 12:58pm On Jun 10, 2016
Fredoooooo how far? grin
Re: Fc Barcelona Fan Thread: "més Que Un Club" by dmcdad: 12:58pm On Jun 10, 2016
Nihilist:


A40 was about to count out Dmcdad when Demola came from behind to Body Slam him.



That was a Cold Eddy Guerero type move man.

Viva la raza
You ehn... cheesy
Re: Fc Barcelona Fan Thread: "més Que Un Club" by dmcdad: 1:01pm On Jun 10, 2016
A40:

I don't throw insults? Where did I say that Reetardo Banks. You have the comprehension skills of an Almajiri

Pain? You are the only Ozwor in pain as far as I can see

You are a pillock. A brainless Up Barka nuisance. All the guys you are shamelessly famzing combine your wits together na like Stephen Seagal I go dispatch una

You're a waste man not of noble birth. You don't take the insult path? What a confused phooll! I for hear am for your hand? Hahahaha! You want to sign your death warrant. I will turn you to an emotional wreck

Run along sucka. Eediots always shouting DK's name after getting destroyed

You and stupidity.

Re: Fc Barcelona Fan Thread: "més Que Un Club" by Nihilist: 1:02pm On Jun 10, 2016
A40:

Shut your smelly Apoche cra cra mouth. You reek of stewpidity. Portugal is not a superpower so Ronaldo helping his country to the semis or Finals of major international tournaments shows his credibility. Stop making eediotic comparisons you bloated swine

The signature Apoche Cra Cra Suplex

[img]http://media./media/6b4XddMwmSt9K/giphy.gif[/img]

No size is too big. No waist is too small. Apoche Cra Cra Suplex is a signature move developed in the mountain caves of Tibet by reclusive monks of The Black Hand.

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Re: Fc Barcelona Fan Thread: "més Que Un Club" by homesteady(m): 1:03pm On Jun 10, 2016
Egbon Alves - the most decorated Brazilian footballer of all time! Na him una wan use do rubbish?

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Re: Fc Barcelona Fan Thread: "més Que Un Club" by dmcdad: 1:03pm On Jun 10, 2016
sebod:

Bayern fans would always pick Lahm over Alves, same applies to Barca fans as they are both great players. When you have some Barca fans even picking Lahm over Alves for some reasons which are also closely attributed to Alves, then it only becomes a matter of choice and preference picking one over the other. But, when I saw the line using the world cup match played to down play Alves' heroics over the years, I gave up. There's no point engaging in a futile argument.
Exactly bruv...
Re: Fc Barcelona Fan Thread: "més Que Un Club" by Nihilist: 1:06pm On Jun 10, 2016
dmcdad:

I thought you don't throw insults. Ha ha ha ha ha ha.

E Pain Am!

I'll be a complete pillock to be schooled by someone as low level as yourself. Dude, you ain't got a mind of your own. You have been schooled in every sporting thread on this board. AdeLaNa1 uses you for breakfast. Airmark uses you for lunch. Bigkesh? Ahh! That one kill you, bury you come judge you and sentence you to hell all in the same day. That's what I call total decimation, or more appropriately, annihilation.

You are very lucky I don't take the insult path. You for hear am for my hand this morning.

Back to the reality, you are and will always be DK's lie-around boy.

Happy Weekend! cheesy
The Red Corner fights back

Now this was just cool, slick counter punching

Re: Fc Barcelona Fan Thread: "més Que Un Club" by dmcdad: 1:06pm On Jun 10, 2016
airmark:


It's not difficult to detect a foolish comparison from a dolt. I await your boss rebuttal. I will be stvpid replying you again.




grin grin grin
He wanted to come and use you guys to resurrect, but despite a weak start from you guys, it seems another debacle awaits the ajakaja-40. He thought barca thread would be a fertile land to grow up. I think A-40 needs to appease the gods. grin grin grin
No where to run! Abi you want make him run enter Chelsea thread? cheesy
Re: Fc Barcelona Fan Thread: "més Que Un Club" by chic2pimp(m): 1:10pm On Jun 10, 2016
jstbeinhonest:


Dani plays as a wing back for barca,while he is expected to play a role in defense,Defending is NOT his principal duty.Nevertheless,that talk of him being poor defensive is rubbish.

Never said He was a poor defender. What I did say however is that He is an average defender. He was much better attacking than He was defending and for this very reason He and Barca were a perfect match.

Also Most Fullbacks nowadays are pretty much Wingbacks so my point still stands.
Re: Fc Barcelona Fan Thread: "més Que Un Club" by Nihilist: 1:11pm On Jun 10, 2016
bykebyke:
Lmao. grin grin



Evil laughter in the audience...
Re: Fc Barcelona Fan Thread: "més Que Un Club" by chic2pimp(m): 1:16pm On Jun 10, 2016
Nihillist stop promoting Fights on this board. Use your time wisely by registering to vote tongue

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Re: Fc Barcelona Fan Thread: "més Que Un Club" by Nobody: 1:19pm On Jun 10, 2016
airmark:


It's not difficult to detect a foolish comparison from a dolt. I await your boss rebuttal. I will be stvpid replying you again.




grin grin grin
He wanted to come and use you guys to resurrect, but despite a weak start from you guys, it seems another debacle awaits the ajakaja-40. He thought barca thread would be a fertile land to grow up. I think A-40 needs to appease the gods. grin grin grin
grin grin grin
Re: Fc Barcelona Fan Thread: "més Que Un Club" by fredoooooo: 1:19pm On Jun 10, 2016
coded01:
Fredoooooo how far? grin



Na one full drum of popcorn I carry come this colloseum ,I dey enjoy every bit of the actions by the gladiators grin grin grin

Coded01 you're doing a good job ,na full tank of petrol they ya hand abi na oil block you get ... grin grin
Re: Fc Barcelona Fan Thread: "més Que Un Club" by Nihilist: 1:20pm On Jun 10, 2016
airmark:

It's not difficult to detect a foolish comparison from a dolt. I await your boss rebuttal. I will be stvpid replying you again.
grin grin grin
He wanted to come and use you guys to resurrect, but despite a weak start from you guys, it seems another debacle awaits the ajakaja-40. He thought barca thread would be a fertile land to grow up. I think A-40 needs to appease the gods. grin grin grin


Now this was just cruel.

Sneaky too. SMH

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Re: Fc Barcelona Fan Thread: "més Que Un Club" by Nihilist: 1:23pm On Jun 10, 2016
chic2pimp:
Nihillist stop promoting Fights on this board. Use your time wisely by registering to vote tongue

Don't care at all if we stay in or out grin
Re: Fc Barcelona Fan Thread: "més Que Un Club" by ddippset(m): 1:28pm On Jun 10, 2016
dmcdad:

@eyoniggar, sebod, ddippset, barackohandso, coded01, bykebyke, Ollah1, philfearon, homesteady, Johnpaul88, jstbeinhonest et al. What do y'all think about it?
iam game bro
Re: Fc Barcelona Fan Thread: "més Que Un Club" by dmcdad: 1:33pm On Jun 10, 2016
A40:

I am a peaceful man. We can always troll and respectfully disagree on issues but when people start throwing insults and ad hominems I have to respond. I have also argued with other Barca fans in the past. Eruditor, Debroslink etc

Did I insult you? Or them?

It has never degenerated to this. I gave him a fair warning but he opted to act like a monkey

So you think you can insult? Bruv, you ain't got shiit in your arsenal. You gave me a fair warning? Chai, I dey shame for you.

So the few lines you were able to cook up were punches per se? Like really insults? Dude, you have not done any damage whatsoever. The only punches I have maybe felt were like having bread socked in water thrown at you. I mean, that ain't nothing!

So because I wasn't ready to do the new norm of having a merry-go-round argument where no one clearly comes out the victor or the loser, then you think you have schooled me? I'll beat you in any subject, no be say na mouth.

Do you regard arguing back-and-forth as intelligent or plain stupidity? Because if I were to engage in any argument, I must be sure that the other party has something of sort to bring to the table. If I discover the other fellow doesn't have anything tangible to offer, other than wanting us to toll the circle of arguments that is being prevalent on this board in recent times, then I would shield my sword and not bother to waste my precious time investing on a matter than wouldn't benefit me intellectually.

And, if you were to use one of the fallacies subsequently, please make sure you use it rightly cause you started with Argumentum ad Hominem and not the other way round. So, stop using something you know little knowledge about.
Re: Fc Barcelona Fan Thread: "més Que Un Club" by Dadehmola: 1:34pm On Jun 10, 2016
chic2pimp:


Never said He was a poor defender. What I did say however is that He is an average defender. He was much better attacking than He was defending and for this very reason He and Barca were a perfect match.

Also Most Fullbacks nowadays are pretty much Wingbacks so my point still stands.

The emboldened is very inaccurate....

At his prime, Alves was arguably the most balanced Fullback in the world - he wasn't your typical Brazillian Wing-back forward in the mould of Cicinho, Marcelo, Maicon, Rafael etc who have always been defensively suspect.

More than often, Barca's possession/ attack-minded style of play saw the brazillian make forays in the opposition's half for extended periods in virtually all matches but heck...Alves was pretty solid at the back - he was excellent in 1v1 situations & also had an impressive work rate.

Like GBR1 enthused earlier....................

Alves at his peak>>>>>>>>Lahm at his peak

In terms of longetivity/Consistency, the German wins!
Re: Fc Barcelona Fan Thread: "més Que Un Club" by ddippset(m): 1:41pm On Jun 10, 2016
Lahm versus Alvez. Very very very close. In fact too close to call. Actually closer than messi versus ronaldo for me. I think the argument wound never end, there could never be a winner. Both them players have good cases and credentials to be better than the other. Lol, iam sick of the argument but enjoying the jabs. Couldn't get some pop corn, who's gonna share with me? Krasid's might be poisoned, Fredoo can I get some?
Re: Fc Barcelona Fan Thread: "més Que Un Club" by raumdeuter: 1:42pm On Jun 10, 2016
TRendlona:
[/b]Lemme ask u dis question.

Who is more of a world class player btwn Ibrahimovic and Neymar.
Pls answer..

Neymar of course. Neymar at 23 is already better than the best of Zlatan in his career

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