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How I Got Caught Today Using Exam Chip Also Known As Ekpo by EBUBS(m): 8:07pm On Jun 18, 2016
Gosh! why didn't i study well for this course? why did i use it? so I'm rewriting next session? kai! na so i take f....ck up? these were the questions ringing in my head.
My spirit asked me a question, "guy you fit do this thing so? the other fake spirit replied "the fear of carry over is the beginning of wisdom". I just had to do it since i focused so much on my departmental course overlooking my elective course.
I took it inside, and during the exams I looked up and discovered my brain was blank, no inspiration at all, since my mind was focused on the ekpo i had in my pocket Hey!. I looked around, gradually removed the ekpo from my pocket, then i gently inserted it into my answer sheet. Omo! My hands were shivering/sweating, but i just needed to finish what i started.
I continued, taking it out and in while i read a line, hoping i was smart enough. that spirit came again, "guy what if them catch you"? the other one replied "Laye, continue your thing". behold i heard a voice "take up your answer sheet" (wishing it was still am imagination) i continued. then again i heard hey, I'm talking to you, (ewoo, I'm finished) na so dem take gbab me oo. Had to give it to him, knowing what the repercussion was (automatic carry over) i walked out and vowed that I'll never take any course lightly..

My advice: never ever depend on chip/epko, at all. Stop it/never try it. we can always plan ahead. ...

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Re: How I Got Caught Today Using Exam Chip Also Known As Ekpo by produce(m): 8:14pm On Jun 18, 2016
happy early graduation bro..

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Re: How I Got Caught Today Using Exam Chip Also Known As Ekpo by amtaken(f): 8:26pm On Jun 18, 2016
You can't even spell 'expo' and it is not as if you are olodo.

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Re: How I Got Caught Today Using Exam Chip Also Known As Ekpo by elov(m): 8:26pm On Jun 18, 2016
grin grin grin
Hope u will face panel?
Re: How I Got Caught Today Using Exam Chip Also Known As Ekpo by EBUBS(m): 8:30pm On Jun 18, 2016
amtaken:
You can't even spell 'expo' and it is not as if you are olodo.
ekpo is ekpo. if i wanted to say expo i would. ask someone else if you don't know what ekpo means. " :-OKACHA-MARA" undecided

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Re: How I Got Caught Today Using Exam Chip Also Known As Ekpo by produce(m): 8:37pm On Jun 18, 2016
EBUBS:

ekpo is ekpo. if i wanted to say expo i would. ask someone else if you don't know what ekpo means.
expo is expo are you a learner?

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Re: How I Got Caught Today Using Exam Chip Also Known As Ekpo by EBUBS(m): 8:45pm On Jun 18, 2016
see....
Re: How I Got Caught Today Using Exam Chip Also Known As Ekpo by produce(m): 8:55pm On Jun 18, 2016
[quote author=EBUBS post=46700683] see argument oo. In Calabar that's what we call chipz. don't get it twisted... you got caught....still a learner? say NO to malpractices of any sought

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Re: How I Got Caught Today Using Exam Chip Also Known As Ekpo by fhunn: 10:11pm On Jun 18, 2016
nttooooooorrrrrrrrrr
Re: How I Got Caught Today Using Exam Chip Also Known As Ekpo by Nobody: 6:23am On Jun 19, 2016
Hmm
Re: How I Got Caught Today Using Exam Chip Also Known As Ekpo by udyheart01(m): 6:24am On Jun 19, 2016
amtaken:
You can't even spell 'expo' and it is not as if you are olodo.
ITK spotted lipsrsealed

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Re: How I Got Caught Today Using Exam Chip Also Known As Ekpo by themosthigh: 6:24am On Jun 19, 2016
Youths nowadays are very weak and lilly livered..if it was during my time, i will bring out my expos and copy on the table and no examiner is fearless enough to seize my papers. They will even be grateful i came to write the exams sef.
i was a don and no idiot will dare fail me unless face the consequences..when i stand with even the VC he shakes and tremble in fear cause they know that i am naughty by nature and a natural born killer,ghe know that the dead never talk or seize papers.
I graduated with first class gpa of 4.96 and they had to beg me to reduce .4 points so that i will rather equate not break records and recieved that award as the 2nd best graduating student with praises and smiles though they knew it was all false but fear is a good teacher cool
Now i am richer than solomon and higher than the angels and i remain a god

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Re: How I Got Caught Today Using Exam Chip Also Known As Ekpo by Hassan080196(m): 6:24am On Jun 19, 2016
amtaken:
You can't even spell 'expo' and it is not as if you are olodo.


It is not as if you are rather it is as if you were....

#Peace.

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Re: How I Got Caught Today Using Exam Chip Also Known As Ekpo by flyca: 6:24am On Jun 19, 2016
At least, you have learned from your mistake. I pray your punishment will be just a resit, and not expulsion.

Let NLanders without sin cast their stones.

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Re: How I Got Caught Today Using Exam Chip Also Known As Ekpo by YabaLeftist: 6:24am On Jun 19, 2016
Which one be Ekpo Abi na expo?

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Re: How I Got Caught Today Using Exam Chip Also Known As Ekpo by looseweight: 6:25am On Jun 19, 2016
OK
Re: How I Got Caught Today Using Exam Chip Also Known As Ekpo by LMAyedun(m): 6:25am On Jun 19, 2016
You can still try it again Bro, only be smarter next time.. cool

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Re: How I Got Caught Today Using Exam Chip Also Known As Ekpo by chiefboomite204(f): 6:26am On Jun 19, 2016
Before you can decide ur faith, u will have to face the panel probably two years after,
before they can decided ur faith.
Re: How I Got Caught Today Using Exam Chip Also Known As Ekpo by Benwurus(m): 6:27am On Jun 19, 2016
In my school its automatic expulsion

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Re: How I Got Caught Today Using Exam Chip Also Known As Ekpo by Nobody: 6:27am On Jun 19, 2016
only carry over? If it were my alma mata, you're a goner..you don graduate be that . Unilorin don't take shit.

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Re: How I Got Caught Today Using Exam Chip Also Known As Ekpo by Randy100: 6:28am On Jun 19, 2016
amtaken:
You can't even spell 'expo' and it is not as if you are olodo.
over sabi dey worry you. The word 'expo' is Nigeria invented, cut the guy some slack.

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Re: How I Got Caught Today Using Exam Chip Also Known As Ekpo by ikbnice(m): 6:28am On Jun 19, 2016
[size=16pt]you went and do it because others are doing it while having little or no knowledge of it. Some guys can go in with textbooks as big as Idodo Umen.[/size]

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Re: How I Got Caught Today Using Exam Chip Also Known As Ekpo by anyicash(m): 6:28am On Jun 19, 2016
EBUBS:
Gosh! why didn't i study well for this course? why did i use it? so I'm rewriting next session? kai! na so i take f....ck up? these were the questions ringing in my head.
My spirit asked me a question, "guy you fit do this thing so? the other fake spirit replied "the fear of carry over is the beginning of wisdom". I just had to do it since i focused so much on my departmental course overlooking my elective course.
I took it inside, and during the exams I looked up and discovered my brain was blank, no inspiration at all, since my mind was focused on the ekpo i had in my pocket Hey!. I looked around, gradually removed the ekpo from my pocket, then i gently inserted it into my answer sheet. Omo! My hands were shivering/sweating, but i just needed to finish what i started.
I continued, taking it out and in while i read a line, hoping i was smart enough. that spirit came again, "guy what if them catch you"? the other one replied "Laye, continue your thing". behold i heard a voice "take up your answer sheet" (wishing it was still am imagination) i continued. then again i heard hey, I'm talking to you, (ewoo, I'm finished) na so dem take gbab me oo. Had to give it to him, knowing what the repercussion was (automatic carry over) i walked out and vowed that I'll never take any course lightly..

My advice: never ever depend on chip/epko, at all. Stop it/never try it. we can always plan ahead. ...
U think you have failed the course, anyway if u think so, then re-write d course next year but if you can figure out what to do now, better for u.

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Re: How I Got Caught Today Using Exam Chip Also Known As Ekpo by afeezzezo: 6:28am On Jun 19, 2016
Hassan080196:



It is not as if you are rather it is as if you were....

#Peace.
Re: How I Got Caught Today Using Exam Chip Also Known As Ekpo by YabaLeftist: 6:29am On Jun 19, 2016
[quote author=airale576 post=46707592][/quote]

This early mormor you don come out to scam people. undecided
Re: How I Got Caught Today Using Exam Chip Also Known As Ekpo by Koko88(m): 6:31am On Jun 19, 2016
you get luck say no be unn

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Re: How I Got Caught Today Using Exam Chip Also Known As Ekpo by saintneo(m): 6:31am On Jun 19, 2016
amtaken:
You can't even spell 'expo' and it is not as if you are olodo.
Cross River/Akwa Ibom accent....lol

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Re: How I Got Caught Today Using Exam Chip Also Known As Ekpo by jamex93(m): 6:32am On Jun 19, 2016
Its is EXPO

undecided

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Re: How I Got Caught Today Using Exam Chip Also Known As Ekpo by Stancity(m): 6:34am On Jun 19, 2016
Thank your God you are not anywhere near MOUAU.. Na so senate for tear your file into pieces which means automatic expulsion...

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Re: How I Got Caught Today Using Exam Chip Also Known As Ekpo by nonjebose(m): 6:34am On Jun 19, 2016
You are lucky today is sunday, go to church shaperly now for prayers. Let the prayer warriors drive out the spirit of ekpo. Tell them to empty 70 bottles of olive oil and 70 bottles of holy water on that your head. Then fast for 70 days without sleeping, less the spirit comes back

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Re: How I Got Caught Today Using Exam Chip Also Known As Ekpo by Willgates(m): 6:34am On Jun 19, 2016
amtaken:
You can't even spell 'expo' and it is not as if you are olodo.
we call it ekpo in Calabar.

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