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Re: How I Got Caught Today Using Exam Chip Also Known As Ekpo by saintneo(m): 6:36am On Jun 19, 2016
Hassan080196:



It is not as if you are rather it is as if you were....

#Peace.

I doubt if you know how to use English.....both are correct, it depends on the speaker's/writer's time reference.

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Re: How I Got Caught Today Using Exam Chip Also Known As Ekpo by Nobody: 6:37am On Jun 19, 2016
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Re: How I Got Caught Today Using Exam Chip Also Known As Ekpo by cephaswizzy(m): 6:38am On Jun 19, 2016
amtaken:
You can't even spell 'expo' and it is not as if you are olodo.
Calabar and akwa ibom do call it ekpo. it's the same thing with expo.

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Re: How I Got Caught Today Using Exam Chip Also Known As Ekpo by inemani: 6:38am On Jun 19, 2016
Yeye people accusing the OP, in Akwa Ibom/Cross River we call it EKPO! So cut him some slack and get the lesson in his post

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Re: How I Got Caught Today Using Exam Chip Also Known As Ekpo by Nobody: 6:40am On Jun 19, 2016
themosthigh:
Youths nowadays are very weak and lilly livered..if it was during my time, i will bring out my expos and copy on the table and no examiner is fearless enough to seize my papers. They will even be grateful i came to write the exams sef.
i was a don and no idiot will dare fail me unless face the consequences..when i stand with even the VC he shakes and tremble in fear cause they know that i am naughty by nature and a natural born killer,ghe know that the dead never talk or seize papers.
I graduated with first class gpa of 4.96 and they had to beg me to reduce .4 points so that i will rather equate not break records and recieved that award as the 2nd best graduating student with praises and smiles though they knew it was all false but fear is a good teacher cool
Now i am richer than solomon and higher than the angels and i remain a god

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Re: How I Got Caught Today Using Exam Chip Also Known As Ekpo by Tabelachizza(f): 6:41am On Jun 19, 2016
amtaken:
You can't even spell 'expo' and it is not as if you are olodo.

Not as if he can't spell EXPO,,in Unical,CRUTECH,Uniuyo.Aksu,,dats wat they call Expo...Make ur research well b4 drawing the conclusion DAT he can't spell EXPO.....
You are even guilty.... U ain't travelling ryt??
Start travelling and start learning aw different peeps address different things...
OKACHA-MARA.....

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Re: How I Got Caught Today Using Exam Chip Also Known As Ekpo by cephaswizzy(m): 6:41am On Jun 19, 2016
YabaLeftist:
Which one be Ekpo Abi na expo?
ekpo is an efik/ibibio word. it means expo

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Re: How I Got Caught Today Using Exam Chip Also Known As Ekpo by SAEJO: 6:42am On Jun 19, 2016
EBUBS:

ekpo is ekpo. if i wanted to say expo i would. ask someone else if you don't know what ekpo means.
no go jack well, na akpu u go soon carry gum for Ur exam papers say na smartness, smwhhh!!! who Expo done ever epp
Re: How I Got Caught Today Using Exam Chip Also Known As Ekpo by Jacko01: 6:43am On Jun 19, 2016
Thot spme schools expel students for such
Lucky you
Re: How I Got Caught Today Using Exam Chip Also Known As Ekpo by kingvectorv(m): 6:44am On Jun 19, 2016
Funny guy
Re: How I Got Caught Today Using Exam Chip Also Known As Ekpo by EmmyBiggy(m): 6:44am On Jun 19, 2016
Thank your God that the repercussion was automatic carry over and not expulsion, you would have started all over again
Re: How I Got Caught Today Using Exam Chip Also Known As Ekpo by YabaLeftist: 6:46am On Jun 19, 2016
cephaswizzy:

ekpo is an efik/ibibio word. it means expo

Okay.
Re: How I Got Caught Today Using Exam Chip Also Known As Ekpo by MrHibee(m): 6:47am On Jun 19, 2016
Try that in OAU ife and they''ll show you the road back to your father's house.....tchwwww

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Re: How I Got Caught Today Using Exam Chip Also Known As Ekpo by nuremoore(m): 6:50am On Jun 19, 2016
themosthigh:
Youths nowadays are very weak and lilly livered..if it was during my time, i will bring out my expos and copy on the table and no examiner is fearless enough to seize my papers. They will even be grateful i came to write the exams sef.
i was a don and no idiot will dare fail me unless face the consequences..when i stand with even the VC he shakes and tremble in fear cause they know that i am naughty by nature and a natural born killer,ghe know that the dead never talk or seize papers.
I graduated with first class gpa of 4.96 and they had to beg me to reduce .4 points so that i will rather equate not break records and recieved that award as the 2nd best graduating student with praises and smiles though they knew it was all false but fear is a good teacher cool
Now i am richer than solomon and higher than the angels and i remain a god

Hhmmmmmm.....Uncle, U can Lie Ooooo
Re: How I Got Caught Today Using Exam Chip Also Known As Ekpo by skywalker001(m): 6:52am On Jun 19, 2016
So d repercussion of carryin expo is jst to rewrite d course. Abeg wch skul b dat ? Trust my skul (Aare Awon University Agbaye) AAUA, u wil face panel for lik 2-3yrs and afta wen u almost graduate na to expel u... Say NO to examination malpractices
Re: How I Got Caught Today Using Exam Chip Also Known As Ekpo by Swiftlee(m): 6:53am On Jun 19, 2016
undecided Continu, we are watching you!
Re: How I Got Caught Today Using Exam Chip Also Known As Ekpo by ManTiger(m): 6:57am On Jun 19, 2016
That could lead to expulsion in OAU.
Re: How I Got Caught Today Using Exam Chip Also Known As Ekpo by skywalker001(m): 6:58am On Jun 19, 2016
[quote author=HarkymTheOracle post=46707900][/quote] Abeg watz d title of dat movie ? I need to see it
Re: How I Got Caught Today Using Exam Chip Also Known As Ekpo by patola080(m): 7:02am On Jun 19, 2016
Na I too know dey worry her she may good at it too
Re: How I Got Caught Today Using Exam Chip Also Known As Ekpo by Tobium1(m): 7:03am On Jun 19, 2016
And u did'nt fill malpractice form?
Re: How I Got Caught Today Using Exam Chip Also Known As Ekpo by Engrr(m): 7:07am On Jun 19, 2016
Why wouldn't U depend on Expo when u re wasting all your time in NL and other social networks

.......i wonder that school that takes chips lightly like that Because for my Alma Mata, na automatic expulsion!
Re: How I Got Caught Today Using Exam Chip Also Known As Ekpo by Astuteleader(m): 7:08am On Jun 19, 2016
Da owo ka iso fuk ekpo mfo.. No levels

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Re: How I Got Caught Today Using Exam Chip Also Known As Ekpo by lordcenred(m): 7:11am On Jun 19, 2016
amtaken:
You can't even spell 'expo' and it is not as if you are olodo.

He is right bro.
We call it "ekpo" in akwa ibom i.e masquerade or ghost
Re: How I Got Caught Today Using Exam Chip Also Known As Ekpo by PigMeat: 7:12am On Jun 19, 2016
EBUBS:
Gosh! why didn't i study well for this course? why did i use it? so I'm rewriting next session? kai! na so i take f....ck up? these were the questions ringing in my head.
My spirit asked me a question, "guy you fit do this thing so? the other fake spirit replied "the fear of carry over is the beginning of wisdom". I just had to do it since i focused so much on my departmental course overlooking my elective course.
I took it inside, and during the exams I looked up and discovered my brain was blank, no inspiration at all, since my mind was focused on the ekpo i had in my pocket Hey!. I looked around, gradually removed the ekpo from my pocket, then i gently inserted it into my answer sheet. Omo! My hands were shivering/sweating, but i just needed to finish what i started.
I continued, taking it out and in while i read a line, hoping i was smart enough. that spirit came again, "guy what if them catch you"? the other one replied "Laye, continue your thing". behold i heard a voice "take up your answer sheet" (wishing it was still am imagination) i continued. then again i heard hey, I'm talking to you, (ewoo, I'm finished) na so dem take gbab me oo. Had to give it to him, knowing what the repercussion was (automatic carry over) i walked out and vowed that I'll never take any course lightly..

My advice: never ever depend on chip/epko, at all. Stop it/never try it. we can always plan ahead. ...
op which skool u dey attend? If this is the only purnishment metted on "ekpo" students then ekpo will be a normal thing my skool. Come to benpoly and do same thing, u go face panel and get "graduated" if the case doesnt favour you(ofcourse u can never win) instantly without result.
Re: How I Got Caught Today Using Exam Chip Also Known As Ekpo by wasak(m): 7:16am On Jun 19, 2016
You are so lucky, in Bayero University kano, it's expulsion straight away, nothing can change it.
Re: How I Got Caught Today Using Exam Chip Also Known As Ekpo by Engrr(m): 7:17am On Jun 19, 2016
cephaswizzy:

ekpo is an efik/ibibio word. it means expo

Re: How I Got Caught Today Using Exam Chip Also Known As Ekpo by wawaboy1(m): 7:24am On Jun 19, 2016
Engrr:


EVERY BODY SHOUTING "IF NA MY SCHOOL" MOST THE SCHOOLS U GUYS ARE TALKING ABOUT, THIER LECTURERS COLLECT BRIBE TO PASS STUDENTS.

IF YOU NO KNOW YOU NO GO KNOW.

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Re: How I Got Caught Today Using Exam Chip Also Known As Ekpo by yutsuf(m): 7:25am On Jun 19, 2016
was confused when i saw ekpo.... it's supposed to be expo, no wonder u took it........
Re: How I Got Caught Today Using Exam Chip Also Known As Ekpo by sidebayo(m): 7:26am On Jun 19, 2016
themosthigh:
Youths nowadays are very weak and lilly livered..if it was during my time, i will bring out my expos and copy on the table and no examiner is fearless enough to seize my papers. They will even be grateful i came to write the exams sef.
i was a don and no idiot will dare fail me unless face the consequences..when i stand with even the VC he shakes and tremble in fear cause they know that i am naughty by nature and a natural born killer,ghe know that the dead never talk or seize papers.
I graduated with first class gpa of 4.96 and they had to beg me to reduce .4 points so that i will rather equate not break records and recieved that award as the 2nd best graduating student with praises and smiles though they knew it was all false but fear is a good teacher cool
Now i am richer than solomon and higher than the angels and i remain a god

indeed, you're the most high.. smh
Re: How I Got Caught Today Using Exam Chip Also Known As Ekpo by amtaken(f): 7:29am On Jun 19, 2016
Ok sis.
lordcenred:


He is right bro.
We call it "ekpo" in akwa ibom i.e masquerade or ghost
Re: How I Got Caught Today Using Exam Chip Also Known As Ekpo by amtaken(f): 7:30am On Jun 19, 2016
Taa mechie onu gi ebe ahu.
Tabelachizza:


Not as if he can't spell EXPO,,in Unical,CRUTECH,Uniuyo.Aksu,,dats wat they call Expo...Make ur research well b4 drawing the conclusion DAT he can't spell EXPO.....
You are even guilty.... U ain't travelling ryt??
Start travelling and start learning aw different peeps address different things...
OKACHA-MARA.....
Re: How I Got Caught Today Using Exam Chip Also Known As Ekpo by wayodude(m): 7:32am On Jun 19, 2016
themosthigh:
Youths nowadays are very weak and lilly livered..if it was during my time, i will bring out my expos and copy on the table and no examiner is fearless enough to seize my papers. They will even be grateful i came to write the exams sef.
i was a don and no idiot will dare fail me unless face the consequences..when i stand with even the VC he shakes and tremble in fear cause they know that i am naughty by nature and a natural born killer,ghe know that the dead never talk or seize papers.
I graduated with first class gpa of 4.96 and they had to beg me to reduce .4 points so that i will rather equate not break records and recieved that award as the 2nd best graduating student with praises and smiles though they knew it was all false but fear is a good teacher cool
Now i am richer than solomon and higher than the angels and i remain a god


Hahahahaa funny guy! Okayooooo oga Solo we don hear LoL

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