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Re: How I Got Caught Today Using Exam Chip Also Known As Ekpo by amtaken(f): 7:32am On Jun 19, 2016

Wrong.

Hassan080196:

It is not as if you are rather it is as if you were....

#Peace.

Re: How I Got Caught Today Using Exam Chip Also Known As Ekpo by justi4jesu(f): 7:36am On Jun 19, 2016

I can't stop laughing, OP the biggest mistake you did was to put the micro chips inside your Answer booklet. You are lucky its just carryover grin

Re: How I Got Caught Today Using Exam Chip Also Known As Ekpo by tabisegroup(m): 7:40am On Jun 19, 2016

amtaken:
You can't even spell 'expo' and it is not as if you are olodo.

That's how it's locally called. 'Ekpo' meaning Masquerade..somtin that's invisible or hidden. I guess the OP is from Aks or Calabar

Re: How I Got Caught Today Using Exam Chip Also Known As Ekpo by tabisegroup(m): 7:43am On Jun 19, 2016

themosthigh:
Youths nowadays are very weak and lilly livered..if it was during my time, i will bring out my expos and copy on the table and no examiner is fearless enough to seize my papers. They will even be grateful i came to write the exams sef.
i was a don and no idiot will dare fail me unless face the consequences..when i stand with even the VC he shakes and tremble in fear cause they know that i am naughty by nature and a natural born killer,ghe know that the dead never talk or seize papers.
I graduated with first class gpa of 4.96 and they had to beg me to reduce .4 points so that i will rather equate not break records and recieved that award as the 2nd best graduating student with praises and smiles though they knew it was all false but fear is a good teacher
Now i am richer than solomon and higher than the angels and i remain a god

pictures n videos... or

Re: How I Got Caught Today Using Exam Chip Also Known As Ekpo by Nobody: 7:45am On Jun 19, 2016

lol, Op you be mumu sha.. why u insert am in ur answer script.. grin

Re: How I Got Caught Today Using Exam Chip Also Known As Ekpo by prettyeyo: 7:47am On Jun 19, 2016

You wey sabi!! na Expo go hard to spell? We call it EKPO in calabar, carry your over sabi go front Mbok!!!!

amtaken:
You can't even spell 'expo' and it is not as if you are olodo.

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Re: How I Got Caught Today Using Exam Chip Also Known As Ekpo by naijafox(m): 7:52am On Jun 19, 2016

themosthigh:
Youths nowadays are very weak and lilly livered..if it was during my time, i will bring out my expos and copy on the table and no examiner is fearless enough to seize my papers. They will even be grateful i came to write the exams sef.
i was a don and no idiot will dare fail me unless face the consequences..when i stand with even the VC he shakes and tremble in fear cause they know that i am naughty by nature and a naturalv born killer,ghe know that the dead never talk or seize papers.
I graduated with first class gpa of 4.96 and they had to beg me to reduce .4 points so that i will rather equate not break records and recieved that award as the 2nd best graduating student with praises and smiles though they knew it was all false but fear is a good teacher
Now i am richer than solomon and higher than the angels and i remain a god

This is super story

Re: How I Got Caught Today Using Exam Chip Also Known As Ekpo by amtaken(f): 7:54am On Jun 19, 2016

You are so smart that you had to resort to exam malpractices to pass your exam. O macha ncha.

EBUBS:

ekpo is ekpo. if i wanted to say expo i would. ask someone else if you don't know what ekpo means. " :-OKACHA-MARA"

Re: How I Got Caught Today Using Exam Chip Also Known As Ekpo by Baba2fine: 7:55am On Jun 19, 2016

I don't even know why youths now rely on exam malpractice in all exams that comes their way, please what do you really do in school, why do even accept going to school when you know you will turn out to be a disgrace of these generation, Nigeria is already suffering,please don't add up to her travails.... try and leave the concept of going to school to gain attention from gurls and displaying swag, keep the swag and grab your books

Re: How I Got Caught Today Using Exam Chip Also Known As Ekpo by Thomsyne(m): 7:58am On Jun 19, 2016

Sorry bro... yu don jam rock. Anyways, read my article on Why Students carry out Exam malpractices

and also

Quick formula for passing Exams in School

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Re: How I Got Caught Today Using Exam Chip Also Known As Ekpo by Zico5(m): 7:58am On Jun 19, 2016

themosthigh:
Youths nowadays are very weak and lilly livered..if it was during my time, i will bring out my expos and copy on the table and no examiner is fearless enough to seize my papers. They will even be grateful i came to write the exams sef.
i was a don and no idiot will dare fail me unless face the consequences..when i stand with even the VC he shakes and tremble in fear cause they know that i am naughty by nature and a natural born killer,ghe know that the dead never talk or seize papers.
I graduated with first class gpa of 4.96 and they had to beg me to reduce .4 points so that i will rather equate not break records and recieved that award as the 2nd best graduating student with praises and smiles though they knew it was all false but fear is a good teacher
Now i am richer than solomon and higher than the angels and i remain a god

This ur script will make a good movie anyday anytime.

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Re: How I Got Caught Today Using Exam Chip Also Known As Ekpo by Nobody: 8:05am On Jun 19, 2016

For me I believe the examiner had mercy on him. That why he did not fill exam malpractice form.

Re: How I Got Caught Today Using Exam Chip Also Known As Ekpo by emvico(m): 8:07am On Jun 19, 2016

YabaLeftist:
Which one be Ekpo Abi na expo?

ask google

Re: How I Got Caught Today Using Exam Chip Also Known As Ekpo by Bnladan(m): 8:21am On Jun 19, 2016

Another Dasuki in d making cool

Re: How I Got Caught Today Using Exam Chip Also Known As Ekpo by Boyooosa(m): 8:21am On Jun 19, 2016

themosthigh:
Youths nowadays are very weak and lilly livered..if it was during my time, i will bring out my expos and copy on the table and no examiner is fearless enough to seize my papers. They will even be grateful i came to write the exams sef.
i was a don and no idiot will dare fail me unless face the consequences..when i stand with even the VC he shakes and tremble in fear cause they know that i am naughty by nature and a natural born killer,ghe know that the dead never talk or seize papers.
I graduated with first class gpa of 4.96 and they had to beg me to reduce .4 points so that i will rather equate not break records and recieved that award as the 2nd best graduating student with praises and smiles though they knew it was all false but fear is a good teacher
Now i am richer than solomon and higher than the angels and i remain a god

poem right? It sounds sonorous.

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Re: How I Got Caught Today Using Exam Chip Also Known As Ekpo by Curdlebug(m): 8:41am On Jun 19, 2016

Tobium1:
And u did'nt fill malpractice form?

thats it o, that is the document that tells you, you are in deep shiit, but i think he got caught by a very kind invigilator, else, he would be facing the school disciplinary committee next school year.

Re: How I Got Caught Today Using Exam Chip Also Known As Ekpo by ibroh22(m): 8:45am On Jun 19, 2016

EBUBS:
Gosh! why didn't i study well for this course? why did i use it? so I'm rewriting next session? kai! na so i take f....ck up? these were the questions ringing in my head.
My spirit asked me a question, "guy you fit do this thing so? the other fake spirit replied "the fear of carry over is the beginning of wisdom". I just had to do it since i focused so much on my departmental course overlooking my elective course.
I took it inside, and during the exams I looked up and discovered my brain was blank, no inspiration at all, since my mind was focused on the ekpo i had in my pocket Hey!. I looked around, gradually removed the ekpo from my pocket, then i gently inserted it into my answer sheet. Omo! My hands were shivering/sweating, but i just needed to finish what i started.
I continued, taking it out and in while i read a line, hoping i was smart enough. that spirit came again, "guy what if them catch you"? the other one replied "Laye, continue your thing". behold i heard a voice "take up your answer sheet" (wishing it was still am imagination) i continued. then again i heard hey, I'm talking to you, (ewoo, I'm finished) na so dem take gbab me oo. Had to give it to him, knowing what the repercussion was (automatic carry over) i walked out and vowed that I'll never take any course lightly..

My advice: never ever depend on chip/epko, at all. Stop it/never try it. we can always plan ahead. ...

Started carrying expo since my junior secondary days,its grace of God that I never get caught till I finish in the university, Am not olodo but my academic performance is slightly above average, I carry expo for the part of the subject I can't read like 1/4 of the book while the remaining is in my head,so if I didn't use the expo,i will do 75-80% of the question myself, that's how to carry expo,i don't carry expo with an empty head, so that if atall I didn't use it,i am sure I will get 60-70% out of wat I did with my head,,, the philosophy works for me till I graduated,,,,,,,,May God forgive me

Re: How I Got Caught Today Using Exam Chip Also Known As Ekpo by Mrcapability7: 8:45am On Jun 19, 2016

Stancity:
Thank your God you are not anywhere near MOUAU.. Na so senate for tear your file into pieces which means automatic expulsion...

Bro am mouau aspirant.. When wil they release their form

Re: How I Got Caught Today Using Exam Chip Also Known As Ekpo by bikefab(m): 8:50am On Jun 19, 2016

That was all? U didn't sign any malpractice forms? U got off lightly man.

Re: How I Got Caught Today Using Exam Chip Also Known As Ekpo by Stancity(m): 8:53am On Jun 19, 2016

Mrcapability7:
Bro am mouau aspirant.. When wil they release their form

Graduated long ago... But i think its after their second semester exams whc starts tomoro..

Re: How I Got Caught Today Using Exam Chip Also Known As Ekpo by Nobody: 8:56am On Jun 19, 2016

You get luck sef say dem no carry you go senate....just thank God for ur kinda school

Re: How I Got Caught Today Using Exam Chip Also Known As Ekpo by 12inchDickson: 8:58am On Jun 19, 2016

I was writing my masters exam on a management course on Friday, I had done my best, buh I wanted to do more, since I dint cheat tru out undergraduate days, to do that now looked crazy wink

cause am sure I will pass.. Cheating ain't the best option.

Re: How I Got Caught Today Using Exam Chip Also Known As Ekpo by tripoli007(m): 8:59am On Jun 19, 2016

themosthigh:
Youths nowadays are very weak and lilly livered..if it was during my time, i will bring out my expos and copy on the table and no examiner is fearless enough to seize my papers. They will even be grateful i came to write the exams sef.
i was a don and no idiot will dare fail me unless face the consequences..when i stand with even the VC he shakes and tremble in fear cause they know that i am naughty by nature and a natural born killer,ghe know that the dead never talk or seize papers.
I graduated with first class gpa of 4.96 and they had to beg me to reduce .4 points so that i will rather equate not break records and recieved that award as the 2nd best graduating student with praises and smiles though they knew it was all false but fear is a good teacher
Now i am richer than solomon and higher than the angels and i remain a god

Onye ala

Re: How I Got Caught Today Using Exam Chip Also Known As Ekpo by Ezionye(f): 9:00am On Jun 19, 2016

amtaken:
You can't even spell 'expo' and it is not as if you are olodo.

Its also called "ekpo"

Re: How I Got Caught Today Using Exam Chip Also Known As Ekpo by Coolgent(m): 9:08am On Jun 19, 2016

themosthigh:
Youths nowadays are very weak and lilly livered..if it was during my time, i will bring out my expos and copy on the table and no examiner is fearless enough to seize my papers. They will even be grateful i came to write the exams sef.
i was a don and no idiot will dare fail me unless face the consequences..when i stand with even the VC he shakes and tremble in fear cause they know that i am naughty by nature and a natural born killer,ghe know that the dead never talk or seize papers.
I graduated with first class gpa of 4.96 and they had to beg me to reduce .4 points so that i will rather equate not break records and recieved that award as the 2nd best graduating student with praises and smiles though they knew it was all false but fear is a good teacher
Now i am richer than solomon and higher than the angels and i remain a god

Chai!
Oga which weed u dey take

Re: How I Got Caught Today Using Exam Chip Also Known As Ekpo by mikeljack(m): 9:12am On Jun 19, 2016

amtaken:
You can't even spell 'expo' and it is not as if you are olodo.

which state u attend school

Re: How I Got Caught Today Using Exam Chip Also Known As Ekpo by sweetchi2411: 9:16am On Jun 19, 2016

[quote author=themosthigh post=46707635] Youths nowadays are very weak and lilly livered..if it was during my time, i will bring out my expos and copy on the table and no examiner is fearless enough to seize my papers. They will even be grateful i came to write the exams sef.
i was a don and no idiot will dare fail me unless face the consequences..when i stand with even the VC he shakes and tremble in fear cause they know that i am naughty by nature and a natural born killer,ghe know that the dead never talk or seize papers.
I graduated with first class gpa of 4.96 and they had to beg me to reduce .4 points so that i will rather equate not break records and recieved that award as the 2nd best graduating student with praises and smiles though they knew it was all false but fear is a good teacher
Now i am richer than solomon and higher than the angels and i remain a god

[/quot

WAKE UP !!!
ITS MORNING.

Re: How I Got Caught Today Using Exam Chip Also Known As Ekpo by sergiolefty(m): 9:26am On Jun 19, 2016

how you go prepare well for the exam when all u do is come here and criticise PMb...... PMB go be like one down many to go.... grin

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Re: How I Got Caught Today Using Exam Chip Also Known As Ekpo by Mrcapability7: 9:28am On Jun 19, 2016

Stancity:
Graduated long ago... But i think its after their second semester exams whc starts tomoro..

ok thanks

Re: How I Got Caught Today Using Exam Chip Also Known As Ekpo by sergiolefty(m): 9:30am On Jun 19, 2016

themosthigh:
Youths nowadays are very weak and lilly livered..if it was during my time, i will bring out my expos and copy on the table and no examiner is fearless enough to seize my papers. They will even be grateful i came to write the exams sef.
i was a don and no idiot will dare fail me unless face the consequences..when i stand with even the VC he shakes and tremble in fear cause they know that i am naughty by nature and a natural born killer,ghe know that the dead never talk or seize papers.
I graduated with first class gpa of 4.96 and they had to beg me to reduce .4 points so that i will rather equate not break records and recieved that award as the 2nd best graduating student with praises and smiles though they knew it was all false but fear is a good teacher
Now i am richer than solomon and higher than the angels and i remain a god

I love d way yhu lie.....................

Re: How I Got Caught Today Using Exam Chip Also Known As Ekpo by UuzbaGuuzba: 9:51am On Jun 19, 2016

Willgates:
we call it ekpo in Calabar.

Ka sogo tie!

I once lived in Ikot Epene. Ekpo is Masquerade.

Spell this EXPO properly let's hear word.

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