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Re: Timetable For Sex For Married Couples, Good Or Not? by gen2lpat(m): 12:37am On Jul 11, 2016
This is exactly what happens when you are not sexually compactible with your wife. As much as out religion deny us sex before marriage, i believe sexual compatibility is key to lasting marriage.

Your case is chronic, you should let her be for over a month. Sex between couples comes when either or both party wants it. It appears that the ratio of W/H is 1/10 which i consider a very poor sexual compatibility.

Say no to time table. Give her some space, and treat her like a queen. She will crave even more for it.

Good luck
Re: Timetable For Sex For Married Couples, Good Or Not? by thelish(f): 12:37am On Jul 11, 2016
Abagworo:


Has it occured to you that when a man oversex his wife he gets tired of her flavour and seeks fun elsewhere. In fact it could get to a stage her unclothedness will disgust more than attract the hubby.

My advice to OP is to reject the table but try to make his sexual advancements less frequent before he will get tired of her.

Oga, we are not talking of over sexing but locating the right path while on it.
Could u believe so many women I have come across have never experience squirting. Even with all my bad explanation. lol
Imagine say bros handle his wife well to that extent? she go be witch not to demand for more. cos na only dem nor like better thing.
Its quality not quantity.
Re: Timetable For Sex For Married Couples, Good Or Not? by thelish(f): 12:38am On Jul 11, 2016
yemmit90:

I think this is a perfect answer op may need.
Women will always want more and more sex if they do enjoy it.
U are in the ministry. lol
Re: Timetable For Sex For Married Couples, Good Or Not? by Niyinficient(m): 12:40am On Jul 11, 2016
Bad! Bad! Very bad!

When I am married,my wife shud b ready for it, anytime, anyday, anywhr. I can show up in her office and take out for 'lunch' in a nearby guesthouse grin

She can b set for work and her hotness will just make me wanna do a quickie witout ruining the makeup! grin

All these spice up the whole tin!

Who timetable don epp?

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Re: Timetable For Sex For Married Couples, Good Or Not? by piagetskinner(m): 12:40am On Jul 11, 2016
Thread for married people...gotta avoid it like a plague
Re: Timetable For Sex For Married Couples, Good Or Not? by MrTee007: 12:40am On Jul 11, 2016
Hmmmmmmm. I think you should try giving her doggy for 1 Month straight, she may tell you to increase the number of days to 5 grin
Re: Timetable For Sex For Married Couples, Good Or Not? by Frozeen(m): 12:40am On Jul 11, 2016
Irishrena1:

Why is it I don't get to see the names of these mods attached to threads but every now and then I see people copying lalasticlala etc. Where is lala's name around this thread pls?

@ OP. What's the title if this movie? I think I've seen it before I've forgotten the title though, pls remind me
dem dey edit the lala comot na

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Re: Timetable For Sex For Married Couples, Good Or Not? by BOUNTYDOG(m): 12:41am On Jul 11, 2016
RadicallyBlunt:
Me! time table That will be d last sex I will have with her.

Right from that night sef, we won't use same room again let alone familiarity that will bring another such disregard

Are u married?
Though if u are married I doubt u can just take the decision.marriage nowadays needs Gods intervention,plus serious counselling.
I would say the passion in such marriage has died down or they were neva passionate about each other
Re: Timetable For Sex For Married Couples, Good Or Not? by thelish(f): 12:43am On Jul 11, 2016
oloriooko:

I think she said so cuz she's being overworked not necessarily in bed maybe at work or house chores
A woman that is always very tired when going to bed will not enjoy sex and will always wake up tired
How do you expect her to start the day's house chores while very tired

Mr man, better study your woman and take good care of her, she will do anything for you. Drawing a timetable may be dangerous to your relationship and makes it a routine, not fun at all

Some nacking dey help relax the bones n muscles o. better than pain relievers sometimes. lol

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Re: Timetable For Sex For Married Couples, Good Or Not? by bikefab(m): 12:44am On Jul 11, 2016
Sex on a timetable is boring and unadventurous. Spontaneity is where d sensual adrenaline is...
Re: Timetable For Sex For Married Couples, Good Or Not? by Frozeen(m): 12:47am On Jul 11, 2016
Sex time table? I nor go gree o
Re: Timetable For Sex For Married Couples, Good Or Not? by blezynetym(f): 12:48am On Jul 11, 2016
My opinion, if you use the right key, men she will want it everyday as long as you live.
Re: Timetable For Sex For Married Couples, Good Or Not? by Mistadora01(m): 12:50am On Jul 11, 2016
Pls I need opinions!
if u sex a gal huz on ya period with a condom! is there any risk or side effects??
Re: Timetable For Sex For Married Couples, Good Or Not? by Kazrem(m): 12:52am On Jul 11, 2016
thelish:
U never hit d right spot.
she will be d one begging for it cos d sweetness can't just get off her memory.
Oga increase ur gear
You spoke my mind.

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Re: Timetable For Sex For Married Couples, Good Or Not? by banmee(m): 1:06am On Jul 11, 2016
BuddhaPalm:


You should be able to fvck your own wife at will.

This book will help you: Married Man Sex Life Primer. Lots of guys (and women) swear by it .

If you can't purchase, I'm sure you'd find the PDF, for free, if you looked.

Women don't want to fvck you out of "duty", they want to fvck you out of desire.

If you become more attractive (behaviour), your wife's desire will follow. It is inevitable.

This community is awesome too: https://www.reddit.com/r/marriedredpill (start from the sidebar).

Bros, you should not be able to have sex with your wife at will. She is not your slave. That is a very dangerous mindset to have in a marriage.

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Re: Timetable For Sex For Married Couples, Good Or Not? by Nobody: 1:11am On Jul 11, 2016
When the delightful thoughts of nightie, missy89, houseofglam7, sinaj & mizmycoli's naked bum-bum comes to me in the middle of the night - the way the word of the Lord came upon to Elijah or Ezekiel; then she should know that electrical signals of sexual arousal travels from my hypothalamus down to the lower part of my spinal cord.

Nerves in this area then communicate with nerves in my pelvis - telling arteries to allow blood into the nuclear chamber of my todger, which then automatically & majestically results into a nuclear erection. grin

Now, if I was laying beside her on a Russian-made waterbed embossed with the signature of Vladimirovich Putin, stretching out my soft fingers like Moses did at the Red Sea, while attempting to navigate over the dark bushes of her coochie ; would she say to me - sweedy, sorry, today is Sunday - we can't do it ? grin

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Re: Timetable For Sex For Married Couples, Good Or Not? by SirAweezy(m): 1:11am On Jul 11, 2016
Xionez:
Mehn, twice a week?!!!
She is not feeling it any more. The lady seems stressed out. STRESSED OUT!!!


Try and take her out, to the pool side, beach, holiday...anywhere. Just find a way of making her relaxed every weekends. Boost it with a few surprises like cooked dinner or takeaways from posh restaurants and eateries on weekdays. Load up on the ice cream with additional purchase of her favorite genre of movies. It seems to calm women down. A good laugh or an emotional cry is enough to make her feel relaxed.


Forget about your sexual needs a bit. She definitely would LET YOU KNOW if you play your cards right. wink

Buttttt, If you don't mind making love to a plank of wood, choose Thursdays and Sundays.
On Thursdays, she may be very tired due to work so there is every guarantee she would be very stiff. The thought of the work waiting for her on Monday would equally make her very stiff on Sundays
Happy Planking! sad






TIP: While she is bawling her eyes out from the emotional film/having a laugh, have your bath and smell fresh. She would like to hug or be close to someone (YOU!!!) at the end. And that someone shouldn't have BODY ODOUR of any sort. Let her lead you, don't force it. It will surely come.

Couldn't have said this better... op. This is the advise you need. We men overlook this all the time.

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Re: Timetable For Sex For Married Couples, Good Or Not? by telim: 1:13am On Jul 11, 2016
thelish:
U never hit d right spot.
she will be d one begging for it cos d sweetness can't just get off her memory.
Oga increase ur gear
when did sex became a machine that as gear. How do I change mine to increase the acceleration? I will really appreciate a tutorial from you.

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Re: Timetable For Sex For Married Couples, Good Or Not? by sandrahnaub(f): 1:20am On Jul 11, 2016
Irishrena1:

Why is it I don't get to see the names of these mods attached to threads but every now and then I see people copying lalasticlala etc. Where is lala's name around this thread pls?

@ OP. What's the title if this movie? I think I've seen it before I've forgotten the title though, pls remind me
home sweet hell

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Re: Timetable For Sex For Married Couples, Good Or Not? by ItzChinnex(m): 1:34am On Jul 11, 2016
hmm
Re: Timetable For Sex For Married Couples, Good Or Not? by marvelous000: 1:41am On Jul 11, 2016
Zoharariel:
When the delightful thoughts of nightie, mis.s.y89, houseof.glam7, sina.j & mizmyc.oli's naked bum-bum comes to me in the middle of the night - the way the word of the Lord came upon to Elijah or Ezekiel; then she should know that electrical signals of sexual arousal travels from my hypothalamus down to the lower part of my spinal cord.

Nerves in this area then communicate with nerves in my pelvis - telling arteries to allow blood into the nuclear chamber of my todger, which then automatically & majestically results into a nuclear erection. grin

Now, if I was laying beside her on a Russian-made waterbed embossed with the signature of Vladimirovich Putin, stretching out my soft fingers like Moses did at the Red Sea, while attempting to navigate over the dark bushes of her coochie ; would she say to me - sweedy, sorry, today is Sunday - we can't do it ? grin
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No, cos your bulala is sugar giving and forever living. Lol.

Obatala de man of the yearsmiley long live your bulalagrin
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Re: Timetable For Sex For Married Couples, Good Or Not? by OLUJOSHINS(m): 1:42am On Jul 11, 2016
RadicallyBlunt:
Me! time table That will be d last sex I will have with her.

Right from that night sef, we won't use same room again let alone familiarity that will bring another such disregard


so U would rather hurt Ur marriage than hurt Ur pride
Re: Timetable For Sex For Married Couples, Good Or Not? by oloriooko(m): 1:44am On Jul 11, 2016
thelish:


Some nacking dey help relax the bones n muscles o. better than pain relievers sometimes. lol
grin grin
Re: Timetable For Sex For Married Couples, Good Or Not? by smokeydrinky: 1:45am On Jul 11, 2016
Op, you know there was a time I lost interest just like your wife too.... I didn't give him two weeks ultimatum sha but mine was worse. I was simply not interested. that means no bedmatics In the forseeable future

I was still in love with my husband nd sexually attracted to him. I wasn't committing adultery nor was there any man trying to lure me at the time. I was simply stressed!!!! work, chores, kids, school, problems. my time wasn't mine. I wanted to in my mind but my body kept betraying me, getting exhausted and falling asleep at the wrong time. I tought husband would make it an issue but to my surprise he didn't.

He ensured I got a help, he tried to clean up after himself, he played with the kids more and I got free time to gist with him.... We watched movies even managed a date, he asked about the issue eating me up, and on a particular day he painstakingly massaged me but got nothing in return. I mean I was turned on but slept off before the massage ended..... anyway, I advised myself, saw his effort and control plus konji was dealing with me so I had to initiate it. I took paracetamol to control the body ache and used my last strength to initiate it before sleep could strike again. He took over ofcz and gave more than he received and for some time after that I kept initiating before things got back to normal.

These things happen. Get to the root of the issue and ur seex life will be back on track. don't take d 2 days timetable anyway just ignore the offer and work on you and her. be the bigger partner.

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Re: Timetable For Sex For Married Couples, Good Or Not? by aubventure: 1:56am On Jul 11, 2016
women matter the thing get as he b no sex before marriage and limited sex in marriage, is your wife keep it for angel she will meet in heaven

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Re: Timetable For Sex For Married Couples, Good Or Not? by Nobody: 2:11am On Jul 11, 2016
Which kind time table? Na work .the thing should happen as the spirit moves, as long as you people are not in plain sight, toilet o, bathroom o, kitchen o, bedroom o, plane o, cruise ship o , beach o , resort o, hotel o etc and it should be anytime possible.
Re: Timetable For Sex For Married Couples, Good Or Not? by Nobody: 2:12am On Jul 11, 2016
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i support u. creating timetables for sex is just so odd. but u as a man @ op shouldnt be so sex crazed ok and be considerate. i think u and ur wife should just learn how to compromise,thats how relationships work.
no stress and dis is where a side chic comes in....no stress her @all even for one week..be a. Gentle man before her
Re: Timetable For Sex For Married Couples, Good Or Not? by Wolex143: 2:28am On Jul 11, 2016
Time table ko, table time ni. If my woman tell me that i'll mad at her.
Re: Timetable For Sex For Married Couples, Good Or Not? by Nobody: 2:32am On Jul 11, 2016
Spontaneity adds spice to the Marraige though and a timetable will be too formal

Try teasing and pleasing her into it like her waking up to your lips
Re: Timetable For Sex For Married Couples, Good Or Not? by Adaeze003(f): 2:32am On Jul 11, 2016
Do you help out at home at all? Or you just wanna do a stressed out woman everyday?

You can't eat your cake and have it... unfortunately.
Re: Timetable For Sex For Married Couples, Good Or Not? by Stepoo: 2:35am On Jul 11, 2016
Just agree and hook up with another bar
Re: Timetable For Sex For Married Couples, Good Or Not? by Stepoo: 2:36am On Jul 11, 2016
Just agree and hook up with another bae

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