I remembered sometimes ago while driving along lagos-ibadan express way,one dumb driver just crossed my lane trying to change course bck to lagos without trafficating or showing me signals he would cross my lane while i was on fast lane o,I slammed on my brake so hard nd could hear d frictions on my tire,I made sure I went so close to him wit my hummer bus and use it to hit his primera side mirror cos I knw if he makes dat ture he's about to make I will just miss d opportunities of making dat dumb driver pay for not trafficating and almost make anoda car hit me frm d back on dat busy road.I could see d annoyance and plea on his face via my Side mirror, but Wetin consign me,I be lagos boy,I'm off

driving without licences and i parked in front of a police station.....................

I did a 180 degree turn on the express and switched to reverse, when the popo caught a glimpse of me, it turned to a hot pursuit.

I saw a log trailer and passed under it to escape through an interchange and lost the guy. I was driving a MAZDA RX8 in need4speed most wanted.

Was once driving from PH to ekiti for my younger ones convocation....met this govt escort on the road.all black Big SUVs,on high speed with siren most times..

My car being a Govt vehicle too.I followed them.

That's how I was in their back from delta till we got to edo state..they were surprised how I cud match their driving style and speed with my Corolla 2010..

At one point they stopped,allowed me to pass them.one of the drivers gave me a thumbs up.I just passed.


I met them the next day in the same Convocation...when I arrived the venue.I parked just close to their vehicles
.immediately I noticed thier number plates ,so they did mine..

We had a chat..they were like I shud go and apply and join them..i just laughed and said no oh..

They all had Class V.licenses.though they refuse to tell me who their VIP was..

Once I was with someone who was driving and then a fake car inspector na came and said we should come out of the car so he can seize it. and so she rolled up the glass and his hand got stuck. She drove with full speed and he almost died before she release him. I con dey fear her since that day and try not to get on her bad side cos she fit kill person.



Its not like she suffer to get the car it was maga's gift

PaperLace:
I slept off.

Trying to dodge Olopa and I splashed water on them.

Throwing out suya paper on d move, not knowing that an okada rider was coming, breeze carried the whole paper and covered his face with the suya paper n pepper.

Shaking when i saw trailer,i was like dying o

Ah! plenty.
Dont really drive just yet.... but the few times I drove.

Wanted to overcome a trailer and was about to but on sigting an incoming vehicle, I moved towards the trailer in a bid to escape a collision (hugged the trailer). You know the type where you hug a human because of fear. Na mechanic me and trailer end up.

Was in UI to register for postgraduate studies so on my way home, took to the steering and wanted to move out behind a car. I scratched the back of the car while turning out and instead of me to stop, I felt oh deed is done just finish what you started and I ended up messing up the bumper.

Im sure we arent talking about the amorous things we did in our vehicles.

Let me just wait here and read lies..

Overtake a mopol truck and was directly in front of it but i had no idea i did, the rest of the story is better left unsaid.

Slept

Receiving head while driving.

Negotiating a bend without using my brake.

I carried my baby on my laps while driving at the same making phone call.

touching her punana while driving... she can't even resist dat cos am doing dat in my G-wagon.
Sometimes I go even pack one side, collect on round sef ...

Chased an helicopter with my Golf 2, that I drove up to a hill at Enugu nd bashed the helicopter with my car...

Got Arrested that day but my dad called the ambassador of Nigeria nd I was released immediately.

Always wanting to do fast and furious on federal highways, 2012 while traveling to the east was at the benin bypass and exchanging Auto gears with one Toyota camry 2005 model, I suddenly looked at the speed clock and CHISOS!!! I don reach 150m/h the next thing that came to my head was my beautiful Bae, if anything happens to me wen nobody is chasing me, some other dude will console her, that was how I released the gas pedal... Today I still got my life and still got my bae

Had to go see my girl like dis

d lies just begin

I know even someone that never drive will also comment here. Nairalanders With lies are like.........

One time i was driving on a high speed in kuvuki land s.africa, i saw a trailer in my front, tried appling brakes bt it didnt work, den i jumped out of the car, ran to the front, pushed d car back until it stopped.














Lol. Mr bones 2

Already smelling lies...

switmay32:
I carried my baby on my laps while driving at the same making phone call.

I guess as much dear. Let the lies begins. Lolz

Got pressed inside 3rd mainland traffic and had to buy bottled water, emptied it, and pee while driving.

Tryn to claim james bond wit my dads car wen i saw my crush... Is a long story anyway just no dat i ended up in a gutter..

i will just be pressing my horn 4 no reason i will just be pressing my horn 4 no reason