Receiving a beejay

One day I was driving and my break fail I have to jump out while car was still on a high speed look for a stone run after the car and put the stone at the front tyre then the car stop. Lolz

PaperLace:


lols.
You got me there.
One time I was driving this modest car, and this cute SUV sped past me...it was really cute_i wished it were mine.

So, I had to chase it, caught up with it, blocked it... beat up the owner, took his cash, the cute SUV too _ then sped off.
That was actually in GTA San Andreas.
I wish shii like that happens in reality...

it can happen if u want, but if you get caught.

U knw u dnt overtake sojas in 9ja. While headin to kaduna frm lagos, met dis long covoy of sojas along ibadan-ife. I had to cross to d oda express thru an interchange, used 1way, drive fast den overtook dem nd crossed bak usin anoda interchnge. My dad didn't support it @ 1st for d fear of reprisal frm d sojas. Bt d tin is we left dem earlier nd landed kaduna arnd 4:30pm

Drove from Lagos to PHC. The next day I drove down to Calabar, after a week I drove down to P.H again, then after 3days, I drove down to Lagos finally, without any source of documentation, not even "Drivers License". Not proud of Myself

lol........my own no be lie oooooooh

i was driving on ikorodu road before mile12and i saw my friends car......old time class mate nd i flashed him nd horned and got by his side, i asked him to park so we can gist....... he said he's late that we can gist now. lol.....looked so crazy, isaid owk.......Naso we start gist for express........nd d road is a two lane road......see horn and shout......lol cant forget when i looked at my mirror nd saw d traffic we had caused after like 5 mins gist........ naso we fire oh......no car see our back again.

Dahs my craziest

I played Xbox with a friend from Friday night till 4.30 am on Saturday and by 5 am, I drove from Jos to Abuja! While driving, I noticed I was drifting off, so I played extremely loud music throughout.

That was a couple of stupid years ago. I won't try that again. NEVER AGAIN!

asarebabson:
I guess as much dear. Let the lies begins. Lolz

i was receiving HEAD wil driving

On one of my fast and furious style driving, was returning from akungba to Akure when I met the governors' convoy, I nearly overtook them , na my guy begin beg me say make I no kill am,

nurey:
I did a 180 degree turn on the express and switched to reverse, when the popo caught a glimpse of me, it turned to a hot pursuit.

I saw a log trailer and passed under it to escape through an interchange and lost the guy. I was driving a MAZDA RX8 in need4speed most wanted.

My mind just knew what you were trying to say

Craziest thing I did while driving was my girlfriend giving me BJ

Tried to do a burn out with Toyota sienna (automatic)

JuanJO:
touching her punana while driving... she can't even resist dat cos am doing dat in my G-wagon.
Sometimes I go even pack one side, collect on round sef ...

Bro u can blow lie o

Got my dick sucked

MINE WAS TOUCHING D PRIVATE PART OF MY EX. B4 SOME OF U START GIVING ME NAME TAG, DIS INCIDENT HAPPENED SOME YEARS BACK OOO.

switmay32:
I carried my baby on my laps while driving at the same making phone call.

That's an height of craziness of you must ask me
Although dangerous

MINE WAS TOUCHING D PRIVATE PART OF MY EX. B4 SOME OF U START GIVING ME NAME TAG, DIS INCIDENT HAPPENED SOME YEARS BACK OOO. AM NOT CRAZE 2 TRY DAT STUNT AGAIN.

Wetin sef?

I am not here to read alone, make I contribute too.

Ok, was driving from one State to another, I saw this convoy with some blue and long bullion vans, few white coaster busses, few Toyota corrolas all with fully armed and masked Mopols; u guessed right, the convoy belonged to the CBN.
I overtook their convoy and maintained the first car position on their convoy till we got to the State we were heading, coincidentally, we were heading same state.



I laugh in Korean laguage

I could not believe i did this long time ago. As PHC based on holiday in Lagos, i always love it whenever Lagos police see my car plate then 169PHC. The hailing no be here as if everyone living in PHC is a bunker-er.

My worst escapade was on Lagos Ibadan express road i helped one damsel around Berger also going to Ibadan. We got acquainted and she agreed to give me BJ while on motion. I was going slowly behind this fully loaded 911 with some guys sitting on top of load behind the lorry, spotted us and started giggling and pointing hands, excited washing us and i sensed they were more thrilled than me. I did not give a f..k. I only felt they should not fall down from up there on top of hard tar.
Warning! Do not try that on steering. I was lucky to escape been crashed.

Lool

Make I no talk

Deenite:
One time i was driving on a high speed in kuvuki land s.africa, i saw a trailer in my front, tried appling brakes bt it didnt work, den i jumped out of the car, ran to the front, pushed d car back until it stopped.














Lol. Mr bones 2

Kaabo... How was ur journey, u go need purewater?

virginchaser:
I could not believe i did this long time ago. As PHC based on holiday in Lagos, i always love it whenever Lagos police see my car plate then 169PHC. The hailing no be here as if everyone living in PHC is a bunker-er.

My worst escapade was on Lagos Ibadan express road i helped one damsel around Berger also going to Ibadan. We got acquainted and she agreed to give me BJ while on motion. I was going slowly behind this fully loaded 911 with some guys sitting on top of load behind the lorry, spotted us and started giggling and pointing hands, excited washing us and i sensed they were more thrilled than me. I did not give a f..k. I only felt they should not fall down from up there on top of hard tar.

Warning! Do not try that on steering. I was lucky to escape been crashed .

I can relate!

I was Driving, With my girl friend at the front sit and it was somehow dark like around 8pm. I couldn't imagine it ,my girl was busy giving me a BJ, and we were using the PH/ENUGU EXPRESS WAY.at a particular time i couldn't handle it no more, i pulled over and we had a sweet Quickie, calm down and continue our journey.

Ana Asiyeri

Today Na Sunday make una soffri soffri with the Lies.

Lol

One time there was traffic on third mainland bridge, so turned back to Berger and I did Mach 2 to iyana oworo and flew across third mainland bridge, all in about 8.3sec


Haha

Adeoba10:
Throwing out suya paper on d move, not knowing that an okada rider was coming, breeze carried the whole paper and covered his face with the suya paper n pepper.

I like this your comment o... but I know say na zobo.

Mine happened on chevron drive as a police man sitting in front a keke kicked my car because I did not allow his keke to enter my front cos he could scratch my car due to narrow space available. Apparently about six other vehicles behind me did not allow as well but eventually when the keke ended up finding his way to my side, this police officer slammed a heavy kick into the front fender of my car...then I traced him to a supermarket besides palazzo dummout at chevron northern foreshore estate...he denied even with video evidence and even threatened do deal with me, called me names an so on.
Felt like bouncing on him with heavy kick like he did to my car

switmay32:
I carried my baby on my laps while driving at the same making phone call.

That attitude is very bad and risky. U cud gey killed u know?

Got serious bj from olosho i carried while driving.

My own side of the story was when i engage PH police with James Bond driving patterns, till today i don't know why they started chasing me, and smart guy i noticed the legalised criminal were after me, i refuse to stop. that incident made me know all the street in PH. luck almost ran out of me when i met traffic along odili road, i pin down all my doors, they attempt to open my doors, they ask me to come out i refused, they decided to lessen my tire, that is when they saw they real James Bond, i continue to put it on reverse and drive to avoid deflating, immediately the road clear i zoom off through one way to catch another street at the opposite. I received applause from the motorist, creating way for my escape.