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Re: Craziest Thing You Have Ever Done With While Driving On Highway? by metallisc(m): 9:09am On Sep 18, 2016

nmreports:

Not totally.
Im in Lagos now and I only drove once.
Havent been driving in Lagos.

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Re: Craziest Thing You Have Ever Done With While Driving On Highway? by 2day6(m): 9:09am On Sep 18, 2016

Sitting on passenger seat and driving.

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Re: Craziest Thing You Have Ever Done With While Driving On Highway? by Nobody: 9:14am On Sep 18, 2016

I think is high time we wait for the judges to give us the final result of the LIES told so far.

For me the winner should be the guy that chase helicopter with golf 2.

what is your take.

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Re: Craziest Thing You Have Ever Done With While Driving On Highway? by emmydollars4life(m): 9:15am On Sep 18, 2016

switmay32:
I carried my baby on my laps while driving at the same making phone call.

Can you imagine

Re: Craziest Thing You Have Ever Done With While Driving On Highway? by seyiojomu(m): 9:18am On Sep 18, 2016

At what police condition level?

nurey:
I did a 180 degree turn on the express and switched to reverse, when the popo caught a glimpse of me, it turned to a hot pursuit.

I saw a log trailer and passed under it to escape through an interchange and lost the guy. I was driving a MAZDA RX8 in need4speed most wanted.

Re: Craziest Thing You Have Ever Done With While Driving On Highway? by Nobody: 9:19am On Sep 18, 2016

This OP no try at all, this early Sunday morning you open this topic for people to abandon church just to come and lie.

I beg we no want any contribution again. time for judge to release the final result.

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Re: Craziest Thing You Have Ever Done With While Driving On Highway? by sholarb(m): 9:22am On Sep 18, 2016

too many lies here...unfollows thread

Re: Craziest Thing You Have Ever Done With While Driving On Highway? by Nobody: 9:23am On Sep 18, 2016

Babzilla:
Got my dick sucked

smh
Smh
Smh
Smh

Re: Craziest Thing You Have Ever Done With While Driving On Highway? by adegeye38(m): 9:27am On Sep 18, 2016

Lies, lies, lies everywhere

Re: Craziest Thing You Have Ever Done With While Driving On Highway? by Nobody: 9:32am On Sep 18, 2016

let us pray, everybody close your eyes we are in the prayer mood right now.

Father forgive each and everyone who has taken his or her time to hip this kind of Lies this early morning being Sunday.

Forgive the OP the initiator of this Lies and teach our youth the truth t to know in honesty and living just truth

great lofty height attained, to build the nation where truth and justice shall reign.

Everybody shout AMEN.

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Re: Craziest Thing You Have Ever Done With While Driving On Highway? by Adeoba10(m): 9:44am On Sep 18, 2016

CuteTj:

I like this your comment o... but I know say na zobo.

Bro, na u get d logic grin

....

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Re: Craziest Thing You Have Ever Done With While Driving On Highway? by seyiojomu(m): 9:44am On Sep 18, 2016

December 2015, I was driving from Lagos to Akure, just outside IB on the way to Ife, this bulion van and two hilux's were in front of me, going on an average of 80km on an interstate highway and wont let anyone go past them. I was forced to hold behind them hoping they would just head on into Ife and I can step on my gas again on the better Ilesa stretch highway, well, they didnt.
Was furious and cant imagine following them behind all tru the Ilesa expressway, so at a point just after those folks selling akara at the begining of the highway, I took a sharp turn like I was heading back to Ibadan and suddenly faced oncoming traffic from Ilesa, one other Tundra tried it with me, I was driving a V6 2007 Accord. The aim was to drive as fast and as dangerous as possible towards the oncoming traffic and move past the cops moving slow on the right side of d road.
They saw me, picked up speed and were flagging at me, note now, I was at a lower ground level and they were on the higher ground (if u know d express well). The tundra didnt move close and was taking the privilege of me clearing the highway with my mad stunts. I moved as high as 160km against traffic with hard brakings and sharp turns just to get to the next possible switchh before the cops to avoid story dat touch while they were racing the impossibility with me too.
Just when I tot it wont hapun and I saw a rough patch I could switch, I made the jump for it and crossed with high speed on a rough vegetation dat seperates the two tarred roads. Even the Tundra was scared for me, I could see the way he went so slow, the police blarred and my car landed with a huge sound on the right road, ahead of them now and I kicked down my accelerator again nd didnt do anything less than 150km where I could till I got to Akure to avoid being stopped or recognised.

No fiction, no edit...I was scared later when I tot of it all and realised I could av been shot at, had an head to head collison at high speed and even probably destroyed the car beyond repair if I didnt die and in all dis, bae was the passenger in front with me. She gingered it but was scared wen I made the move.

Felt cool weneva I tell the story though and am always feeln like Jason Statham of Nigeria.

At another time I did something crazy, I tried peeing in a bottle while in a moving traffic on Ikorodu road, It moved faster dan I imagined, pee was also more dan the bottle, ended up peeing all over d whole driver cockpit area and on myself.

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Re: Craziest Thing You Have Ever Done With While Driving On Highway? by Derrickfresh(m): 9:51am On Sep 18, 2016

once tried overtaking a bullion van chai! I no know wetin send me the way the army guys take point me gun ehn
I just slow down park motor one side

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Re: Craziest Thing You Have Ever Done With While Driving On Highway? by stjsd(m): 9:57am On Sep 18, 2016

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Re: Craziest Thing You Have Ever Done With While Driving On Highway? by TheSpellChecker: 10:02am On Sep 18, 2016

adedammy007:
I remembered sometimes ago while driving along lagos-ibadan express way,one dumb driver just crossed my lane trying to change course bck to lagos without trafficating or showing me signals he would cross my lane while i was on fast lane o,I slammed on my brake so hard nd could hear d frictions on my tire,I made sure I went so close to him wit my hummer bus and use it to hit his primera side mirror cos I knw if he makes dat ture he's about to make I will just miss d opportunities of making dat dumb driver pay for not trafficating and almost make anoda car hit me frm d back on dat busy road.I could see d annoyance and plea on his face via my Side mirror, but Wetin consign me,I be lagos boy,I'm off

Excuse me sir, but you really really need to work on your grammar. embarassed

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Re: Craziest Thing You Have Ever Done With While Driving On Highway? by Tobium1(m): 10:05am On Sep 18, 2016

I was driving, while my friend on de pasenger seat was de one controlling de gear

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Re: Craziest Thing You Have Ever Done With While Driving On Highway? by Maski87: 10:06am On Sep 18, 2016

I was getting a Mouth Action from a prostitute one night in Victoria island as I was driving , wetin concern me

Re: Craziest Thing You Have Ever Done With While Driving On Highway? by Nobody: 10:10am On Sep 18, 2016

E don do oo......... Haba.

Re: Craziest Thing You Have Ever Done With While Driving On Highway? by Nobody: 10:23am On Sep 18, 2016

PaperLace:
I slept off.

Same here

Had a nasty accident

If not for God, I would have woken up in Heaven

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Re: Craziest Thing You Have Ever Done With While Driving On Highway? by Nobody: 10:25am On Sep 18, 2016

Had missionary style sexual intercourse.

Re: Craziest Thing You Have Ever Done With While Driving On Highway? by HarryTellMe(m): 10:33am On Sep 18, 2016

Got a bj while driving on Aba road.

Re: Craziest Thing You Have Ever Done With While Driving On Highway? by amiskurie(m): 10:34am On Sep 18, 2016

Running over keke napep like a can of milk.

Pulling keke napep in go-slow

Looking at pretty ladies.

Just 2 days ago when I was making a zigzag turning back,I was told I dragged an Okada into canal. He's was fault.

Joining the convoy of Chief of defence staff in Lagos.

I once parked and run after an halfcast girl trying to woo her.she no even look my face.

Re: Craziest Thing You Have Ever Done With While Driving On Highway? by optimusprime2(m): 10:53am On Sep 18, 2016

I once drove Stark Nayked

Re: Craziest Thing You Have Ever Done With While Driving On Highway? by Babysho(m): 10:55am On Sep 18, 2016

nurey:
I did a 180 degree turn on the express and switched to reverse, when the popo caught a glimpse of me, it turned to a hot pursuit.

I saw a log trailer and passed under it to escape through an interchange and lost the guy. I was driving a MAZDA RX8 in need4speed most wanted.

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Re: Craziest Thing You Have Ever Done With While Driving On Highway? by DonPedro21(m): 11:00am On Sep 18, 2016

shamecurls:
Got pressed inside 3rd mainland traffic and had to buy bottled water, emptied it, and pee while driving.

U are the real deal. I have also done that on 2 ocations.

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Re: Craziest Thing You Have Ever Done With While Driving On Highway? by Babysho(m): 11:00am On Sep 18, 2016

Jay542:
Trying to DOUGH Olopa and I splashed water on them.

Did you mean 'Dodge'?

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Re: Craziest Thing You Have Ever Done With While Driving On Highway? by olaajilaran(m): 11:04am On Sep 18, 2016

I hit an aeroplane with my bicycle, on my way to muritala Muhammed airport.. to my surprise, the aeroplane crashed immediately.. as bill gates son, I refund the airport immediately..

Re: Craziest Thing You Have Ever Done With While Driving On Highway? by moriton(m): 11:11am On Sep 18, 2016

PaperLace:

lols.
You got me there.
One time I was driving this modest car, and this cute SUV sped past me...it was really cute_i wished it were mine.

So, I had to chase it, caught up with it, blocked it... beat up the owner, took his cash, the cute SUV too _ then sped off.
That was actually in GTA San Andreas.
I wish shii like that happens in reality...

Lier. Na which SUV really fine for San Andreas. If to say you say sports car I for believe. Huntley, Rancher, Landstalker all na wash.

Re: Craziest Thing You Have Ever Done With While Driving On Highway? by uwagimboo: 11:32am On Sep 18, 2016

Rexnegro:
mine was I chase a speed boat with my golf 3 2020 model on miami beach got close and hit the boat by the side and The boat somersaulted, coastal guards got me arrested, I just called my dad the ambassador to united state of America.

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhah

Weyre..

Re: Craziest Thing You Have Ever Done With While Driving On Highway? by Teeq80(m): 11:42am On Sep 18, 2016

Peed in a star lager bottle enroute to Akure.

Re: Craziest Thing You Have Ever Done With While Driving On Highway? by delugajackson: 12:12pm On Sep 18, 2016

nurey:
I did a 180 degree turn on the express and switched to reverse, when the popo caught a glimpse of me, it turned to a hot pursuit.

I saw a log trailer and passed under it to escape through an interchange and lost the guy. I was driving a MAZDA RX8 in need4speed most wanted.

Lol. You're not serious. This really got me laughing!

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