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5 Ways To Know Its A Nollywood Movie Without Seeing The TV Screen by poundsanddollars(f): 1:09pm On Sep 20, 2016
Watching Nigerian movies can be a lot of fun from the very beginning to the end of it! Do you remember those times you will hear a particular sound and think to yourself, this must be a Nigerian movie! Here are some of them:

ADVERTISERS VOICE.


The advertiser's voice is unusually very loud, like someone advertising a product in the street. He shouts and talks so fast like a gun is pointing at him to talk fast or die now.
Hear it '' heeeeeyy!!! Come see o, patience ozokwor don dey come oo, pete edochie don dey go oo!!!! heeeey oo!!, husband and wife just dey go, dey come oo. Which kind wahala be dis oo....!!! Lol


RAINBOW SCREEN

Nollywood movie wont start except you see that rainbow colour screen with time countdown from ten....nine...eight...with tim, tim, tim, BOOOM!!!

10 MINS ADVERT

If you are in the bathroom or kitchen, your bro invites you to come see a movie on TV, and then 10mins later, Because you are late you ask him if the movie has started, he says ''they are still on adverts''.
You will be like 'what da hell?'


MUSIC OF DRUMS, EKWE, FLUTE

If the first music you hear is a drum, flute or piano, don't bother looking, nollywood movie is your TV now...lol

FIRST THING YOU HEARD IS ''KIRIRIRIRI GBA, KIRIRIRIRI GBA GBA!!!'

Aaahhhh. This one is a trademark, it needs no introduction...but make sure high BP/Hypertension patient is not sitting in front of that TV...lol

GRAB YOUR COPY NOW!!


Eveywhere is quiet and calm. You know didn't hear any sound from TV but as You are sleeping deeply, snoring......Suddenly...in your dreams, you hear ..GRAB YOUR COPY NOW!!! Congratulations, someone grabbed home a copy....hahaha

WHICH ONE HAVE YOU EXPERIENCED BEFORE? WHICH ONES DID WE NOT ADD? NAME THEM.



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Re: 5 Ways To Know Its A Nollywood Movie Without Seeing The TV Screen by EpicMaurice(m): 6:30pm On Sep 20, 2016
Lmao grin

so true op grin

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Re: 5 Ways To Know Its A Nollywood Movie Without Seeing The TV Screen by freshness2020: 9:17pm On Sep 20, 2016
These 2 can be so annoying.
Even time bomb sounds inviting than these craps.
Dumb editors. undecided undecided undecided

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Re: 5 Ways To Know Its A Nollywood Movie Without Seeing The TV Screen by RealJaneDoe: 9:17pm On Sep 20, 2016
lol
Re: 5 Ways To Know Its A Nollywood Movie Without Seeing The TV Screen by Gosj01(m): 9:17pm On Sep 20, 2016
Really?
Re: 5 Ways To Know Its A Nollywood Movie Without Seeing The TV Screen by PWEETYWIZZY(f): 9:19pm On Sep 20, 2016
It is called Nigeria Wood.

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Re: 5 Ways To Know Its A Nollywood Movie Without Seeing The TV Screen by AlexzStructure(m): 9:19pm On Sep 20, 2016
Truetalk, but not alla dem...
Re: 5 Ways To Know Its A Nollywood Movie Without Seeing The TV Screen by freakthingz(m): 9:19pm On Sep 20, 2016
Hehe

*22 idumota street lagos
directed by tchidi chikere dan dan
what happens when the gods of a land are angered dan dan dan

starring jim iyke, pete edochie, merci johnson

THE GODS ARE ANGRY



Reminds me of the time i watched a nollywood movie about winches that turn to cat and scratch at night

one day i woke up with a scratch on my hand i was convinced there was winch in the house

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Re: 5 Ways To Know Its A Nollywood Movie Without Seeing The TV Screen by Nobody: 9:20pm On Sep 20, 2016
Ha ha ha! cheesy Ha ha ha!
Re: 5 Ways To Know Its A Nollywood Movie Without Seeing The TV Screen by san316(m): 9:20pm On Sep 20, 2016
Really true.

Also if u hear
No 3 Iweka Road Onitsha
and

No 14 Pound Road Aba

know that u go come meet Naija film inside room.

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Re: 5 Ways To Know Its A Nollywood Movie Without Seeing The TV Screen by SarcasticTruth: 9:20pm On Sep 20, 2016
When you hear the whole storyline from the opening song

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Re: 5 Ways To Know Its A Nollywood Movie Without Seeing The TV Screen by goldenceo1: 9:20pm On Sep 20, 2016
awoof front page.. Virgin thread

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Re: 5 Ways To Know Its A Nollywood Movie Without Seeing The TV Screen by Nobody: 9:20pm On Sep 20, 2016
Ha ha ha! :DHa ha ha!
Re: 5 Ways To Know Its A Nollywood Movie Without Seeing The TV Screen by Nobody: 9:20pm On Sep 20, 2016
Stopped watching nollywood films the day I saw a ghost make a phone call angry angry

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Re: 5 Ways To Know Its A Nollywood Movie Without Seeing The TV Screen by Slimgenius(f): 9:20pm On Sep 20, 2016
Lol.. very correct
Nollywood no get chill @ all
Re: 5 Ways To Know Its A Nollywood Movie Without Seeing The TV Screen by Nobody: 9:21pm On Sep 20, 2016
lol... so true
Re: 5 Ways To Know Its A Nollywood Movie Without Seeing The TV Screen by NextGovernor(m): 9:21pm On Sep 20, 2016
If nollywood depends on people like me to buy their films, they for don fold up...

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Re: 5 Ways To Know Its A Nollywood Movie Without Seeing The TV Screen by opsylojay(m): 9:21pm On Sep 20, 2016
space booked I'll come back to comment
Re: 5 Ways To Know Its A Nollywood Movie Without Seeing The TV Screen by INTROVERT(f): 9:21pm On Sep 20, 2016
Hardly watch nigerian movies
Re: 5 Ways To Know Its A Nollywood Movie Without Seeing The TV Screen by ayamkhalifah(m): 9:22pm On Sep 20, 2016
Only in nollywood movie...by d backqround music u qo know d name of d movie and wetin wan happen next

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Re: 5 Ways To Know Its A Nollywood Movie Without Seeing The TV Screen by betfair(m): 9:23pm On Sep 20, 2016
seun,the mod that moved these to FP need more orientation Pls.

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Re: 5 Ways To Know Its A Nollywood Movie Without Seeing The TV Screen by bokohaman: 9:23pm On Sep 20, 2016
You don't expect Nollywood to advertise their movies the way either Hollywood or Bollywood does. Different countries with different marketing strategies and what appeals to Nigerians does not appeal to Americans. Lifestyle and culture differs and moreover, environmental factor plays a very vital role. We must not always imitate the Americans. We need to create a niche for ourselves and do things in a unique way. IMO, I think Nigerians loves aggressive marketing.

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Re: 5 Ways To Know Its A Nollywood Movie Without Seeing The TV Screen by ade3164(m): 9:24pm On Sep 20, 2016
nollywood

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Re: 5 Ways To Know Its A Nollywood Movie Without Seeing The TV Screen by Nobody: 9:24pm On Sep 20, 2016
first to comment

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Re: 5 Ways To Know Its A Nollywood Movie Without Seeing The TV Screen by aljazira: 9:25pm On Sep 20, 2016
Abeg say Na only one person fit advertise Nollywood movies/film?
That man voice only?
Haba Nollywood!

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Re: 5 Ways To Know Its A Nollywood Movie Without Seeing The TV Screen by benueguy(m): 9:26pm On Sep 20, 2016
My brother, matured Nollywood don dey oooo.
Watch Mr. & Mrs, Last Flight to Abuja, Phone Swap, Knocking on Heaven's door, Blood and Oil etc and thank me later.

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Re: 5 Ways To Know Its A Nollywood Movie Without Seeing The TV Screen by Reference(m): 9:26pm On Sep 20, 2016
Motion pictures for retards.... but.... heck, we must buy Nigeria
Re: 5 Ways To Know Its A Nollywood Movie Without Seeing The TV Screen by san316(m): 9:27pm On Sep 20, 2016
Samuelokenwa:
first to comment
lolz 4 ur mind

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Re: 5 Ways To Know Its A Nollywood Movie Without Seeing The TV Screen by Kenneth205(m): 9:29pm On Sep 20, 2016
Lol
Re: 5 Ways To Know Its A Nollywood Movie Without Seeing The TV Screen by confy22: 9:31pm On Sep 20, 2016
Lol! How can you notice no 2 (rainbow
sign/tape counter) without seeing the television screen?

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Re: 5 Ways To Know Its A Nollywood Movie Without Seeing The TV Screen by ifyemex(m): 9:31pm On Sep 20, 2016
When will nollywood be like Hollywood??

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