Hooking up with a girl online is one of the easiest thing you could do.

I mean it requires nothing but your device, internet subscription, airtime and a chat application.

Maybe i should also add an interesting profile picture and maybe a little wittiness.





To be continued.

Finding an attractive girl online and getting her to develop an interesting rapport is one of my hobbies and week after week, i find new ladies who eventually fall to my advances.

This does not mean i have sex with all of them but certainly i could have if i wanted to.

By the way, most of this ladies are usually very beautiful and up to my standard.

What i mean by standard is her physique, height, intelligence , financial status e.t.c.

Another reason i don't get to sleep with most of them is because of the distance.

I for one don't like going on long trips just to meet up with a lady. Except maybe she volunteers to pay me a visit which is very rare since we've only met over the internet for a short while.

The only ones who agreed to visit either live close by or they've known me long enough.


To be continued.

I will also like to add that the screenshots i will be sharing here are practical guidelines to things already shared in this eBook available in PDF.

https://drive.google.com/file/d/0Bz4PettcmRCUS0g5Ul8wRy0tbE0/view?pref=2&pli=1

Before i continue.
Here are a list of platforms you can easily find girls and hook up with them.

ESKIMI

BADOO

INSTAGRAM

PINPALS

TINDER

TWITTER

FACEBOOK

Last but not the least..the great NAIRALAND.

No doubt , there are other social media platforms that may also be popular and you guys can add them for the purpose of this thread, however these are the ones i've used in the past and it works.

I will also like to add that most of these platforms have their do's and dont's.

Work works here might not work there so it is left for you to find what best suits you and stick to it.

I for instance don't like Facebook because most of my friends over there are long time connections so i don't want to engage in any activity that would jeopardize all my existing relationships.

For example, a girl you met on Facebook might decide to go post some crap on your profile when you dump her thereby exposing all your personal secrets to the rest of your friends.

So Facebook doesn't cut it for me.

However, Nairaland for instance has been very useful when it comes to hookups and i will be sharing a few things i've learnt on this Forum while trying to hook up with the ladies.

Trust me when i tell you that although most of them may be forming but all their shakara ends here on this forum..

So far, i've hooked up with 4 ladies on Nairaland and it wasn't a difficult task.



To be continued.

Berlynn:

Hello Miss Lala

At this point, i assume you've spotted the lady you intend to woo or hook up with on Nairaland.
First thing you would do is to catch her attention by either quoting her with a very nice comment after which she responds.
The kind of response you get will now determine if you should PM her or not.

If it's favorable then go ahead and send her a P.M .
If she doesn't respond to your comment then that is enough indication that her guards are up and she might not be open to talking any further with you.
Perhaps she may have checked your profile and have an impression about who you are.

But if you're lucky to have your PM replied, then the nest step is to get her interested in having a chat with you.

This is the next hurdle you have to cross to get to your sole destination of having her in your bed.


To be continued.

Nice

At this point, i already called to confirm if indeed she is a female because you never can tell, most female Nairaland monikers have guys with d!cks hanging between their legs..so you have to be very careful with your explaoits.


Then we continued chatting and at some point, she started doing Shakara which is very common among our ladies.

Hence she told me 'SHE WAS BUSY"

Your response at this point goes a long way in showing the kind of guy you are and this will determine if you are a real man or just another wimp.



To be continued.

Comments are welcome before i continue.

Ifuck kwa

Jarizod:
ifuck must definitely be the twin brother of ilegend abi na D same person

We are not even remotely related.

Hi Angelahnie

After calling her twice and i was certain she was a female as her Whatsapp D.P depicted, i now went further to verify her location by sending a simple Voice note.

The following conversation now ensued.

Please note my 'No nonsense' approach and see how she responded by apologizing.


It gets even more interesting from here.

May i add that this lady is pretty A.F and also has a banging body to complement it.





To be continued.

iFuck:


We are not even remotely related.

Hi Angelahnie

Ilegen why the change of moniker

AngelAhnie:
Ilegen why the change of moniker

No...This is not iLegend.

You should notice that we don't write the same way.

iFuck:


No...This is not iLegend.

You should notice that we don't write the same way.

You guys are similar tho, give me a clue

AngelAhnie:
You guys are similar tho, give me a clue

The link to that eBook should give you an idea...

Push something.

iFuck:


The link to that eBook should give you an idea...

Push something.

Pushboobs Tell me

AngelAhnie:
Pushboobs Tell me

Noooo..It's press boobs.

Now, if you've read my eBook before, her reaction in this next chat will now surprise you because this is where i am meant to totally sweep her off her feet after finding out her location and i am convinced in my mind we can work out something together.

Enjoy..










To be continued.

iFuck:


Noooo..It's press boobs.

Tell me

AngelAhnie:
Tell me

I will tell you privately..I don't want some female Nairalanders to spot me for personal reasons.

iFuck:

I will tell you privately..I don't want some female Nairalanders to spot me for personal reasons.

OK

It gets even more interesting after she changed her profile photo to this.
Just after I told her my intention without beating around the bush.

well I think you made a mistake in telling her what u do ..some girls go be like ...
what are you trying to show sev .
I've used different platforms in a span of 5years .I've met almost 30 girls without any tutorial .what niggas need on the media is self respect and courtesy not some crazy guid every now and then on naira land ..

33bandit:
well I think you made a mistake in telling her what u do ..some girls go be like ...
what are you trying to show sev .
I've used different platforms in a span of 5years .I've met almost 30 girls without any tutorial .what niggas need on the media is self [i]respect and courtesy [/i]not some crazy guid every now and then on naira land ..

Self respect and courtesy won't make your sexually desirable.

Telling her what i do was also out of courtesy after asking about hers.

Those are aspects of our conversation which i left out because it's not relevant for the purpose of this thread.

However, it is important you let a girl know what you do so she can have a better understanding of who you are.

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