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Re: How To Identify A Bride's Age On Her Wedding Day by Richy4(m): 5:31pm On Sep 24, 2016
Hahaha... This is the kind of funny posts that makes me come to Nairaland...
Re: How To Identify A Bride's Age On Her Wedding Day by IamNawty(f): 5:36pm On Sep 24, 2016
Iamhatey:
tar!
That was then undecided
Not him
Never met him self cheesy
Dunno where or who he is
lipsrsealed undecided oremi are u high niundecided
Re: How To Identify A Bride's Age On Her Wedding Day by Nobody: 5:41pm On Sep 24, 2016
prettythicksme:
lol,u berra put more effort.






My boo is not dada,u no go sharap abi? grin i don born three kids for him and very soon i will give birth to twins two gurls cos we already have three boys.
heheheheheh

I swear he's dada angry grin grin grin
He can't deny it cheesy

Three kids ko, dozen kids ni
Re: How To Identify A Bride's Age On Her Wedding Day by Nobody: 5:41pm On Sep 24, 2016
IamNawty:
lipsrsealed undecided oremi are u high niundecided
yes nah grin grin


No be you gimme weed ni
Re: How To Identify A Bride's Age On Her Wedding Day by Nobody: 5:42pm On Sep 24, 2016
Richy4:
Hahaha... This is the kind of funny posts that makes me come to Nairaland...
which one is your own smiley smiley
Re: How To Identify A Bride's Age On Her Wedding Day by Nobody: 5:44pm On Sep 24, 2016
Iamhatey:
heheheheheh

I swear he's dada angry grin grin grin
He can't deny it cheesy

Three kids ko, dozen kids ni
No b only dada,na awuru u go see. grin
Re: How To Identify A Bride's Age On Her Wedding Day by hUmaneOne: 5:47pm On Sep 24, 2016
OP, they're coming for you.. The ladies
Re: How To Identify A Bride's Age On Her Wedding Day by gymnasium(m): 5:50pm On Sep 24, 2016
DJBIGGY:
It's very easy to know the age of a woman on her traditional wedding day... And i will tell you how to do just that without asking her.

At the age of 18-21 years of age, There will be no dancing. Rather, the bride and her mother will be hugging each other and crying because she would miss her baby girl.

22-25 years: Only the bride will be dancing while the mother will sit and watch with wet eyes and forced back tears because her daughter is all grown up and ready to face the life of marriage.

26-30 years: Both mother and daughter will be dancing with all their might and strength in joy that the daughter has gotten a man at the right age time frame.

31-35 years: Daughter, mother and father will be trying to outdo each other on the dancing arena cos chai it is better late than never.

For 36 years and above: The father o, mother o, brothers o, sisters o, and the entire extended family will take over the dancing arena because they almost lost all hopes she would find a man in her life.

Abi i lie?

http://www.olamzy.com/2016/09/jokes-how-to-identify-brides-age-on-her.html

abeg no vex wait make i ask buhari first.................................... grin grin grin
Re: How To Identify A Bride's Age On Her Wedding Day by Nobody: 5:59pm On Sep 24, 2016
prettythicksme:
No b only dada,na awuru u go see. grin
call him here, he's afraid of me big time cheesy.

I dare you
Re: How To Identify A Bride's Age On Her Wedding Day by Nobody: 6:10pm On Sep 24, 2016
Iamhatey:
call him here, he's afraid of me big time cheesy.

I dare you
My love is at work,e no get time. grin
Re: How To Identify A Bride's Age On Her Wedding Day by IamNawty(f): 6:22pm On Sep 24, 2016
Iamhatey:
yes nah grin grin


No be you gimme weed ni
gba

Re: How To Identify A Bride's Age On Her Wedding Day by Nobody: 6:48pm On Sep 24, 2016
IamNawty:
gba
cheesy cheesy
Re: How To Identify A Bride's Age On Her Wedding Day by idu1(m): 7:17pm On Sep 24, 2016
grin
Re: How To Identify A Bride's Age On Her Wedding Day by Tolubory(m): 8:59pm On Sep 24, 2016
DJBIGGY:
It's very easy to know the age of a woman on her traditional wedding day... And i will tell you how to do just that without asking her.

At the age of 18-21 years of age, There will be no dancing. Rather, the bride and her mother will be hugging each other and crying because she would miss her baby girl.

22-25 years: Only the bride will be dancing while the mother will sit and watch with wet eyes and forced back tears because her daughter is all grown up and ready to face the life of marriage.

26-30 years: Both mother and daughter will be dancing with all their might and strength in joy that the daughter has gotten a man at the right age time frame.

31-35 years: Daughter, mother and father will be trying to outdo each other on the dancing arena cos chai it is better late than never.


Abi i lie?

http://www.olamzy.com/2016/09/jokes-how-to-identify-brides-age-on-her.html

For 36 years and above: The father o, mother o, brothers o, sisters o, and the entire extended family will take over the dancing arena because they almost lost all hopes she would find a man in her life.




You try o..
you dey study people well sha....
Re: How To Identify A Bride's Age On Her Wedding Day by BizBayo: 8:59pm On Sep 24, 2016
fulaniHERDSman:
The day seun and linda go wed, i go remove pant dance grin cheesy

Hahahaha.. U mean say u go off pant
Re: How To Identify A Bride's Age On Her Wedding Day by Daniyomex(m): 9:00pm On Sep 24, 2016
fulaniHERDSman:
The day seun and linda go wed, i go remove pant dance grin cheesy
You wan enter market bah abi Wetin Be Your Own?

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Re: How To Identify A Bride's Age On Her Wedding Day by zeezeegal(m): 9:01pm On Sep 24, 2016
lolss...... Thankin ma stars because am gonna fall btw 18-21
Re: How To Identify A Bride's Age On Her Wedding Day by doskie(m): 9:01pm On Sep 24, 2016
prettythicksme:
lol,u berra put more effort.






My boo is not dada,u no go sharap abi? grin i don born three kids for him and very soon i will give birth to twins two gurls cos we already have three boys.
iz dah male I'm seeing there or what
Re: How To Identify A Bride's Age On Her Wedding Day by doskie(m): 9:01pm On Sep 24, 2016
prettythicksme:
lol,u berra put more effort.






My boo is not dada,u no go sharap abi? grin i don born three kids for him and very soon i will give birth to twins two gurls cos we already have three boys.
iz dah male I'm seeing there or what
Re: How To Identify A Bride's Age On Her Wedding Day by doskie(m): 9:01pm On Sep 24, 2016
prettythicksme:
lol,u berra put more effort.






My boo is not dada,u no go sharap abi? grin i don born three kids for him and very soon i will give birth to twins two gurls cos we already have three boys.
iz dah male I'm seeing there or what
Re: How To Identify A Bride's Age On Her Wedding Day by Daniyomex(m): 9:01pm On Sep 24, 2016
This is so hilarious.
Re: How To Identify A Bride's Age On Her Wedding Day by Missmossy(f): 9:04pm On Sep 24, 2016
Haha... so amusing grin grin there is an iota of truth in it though. The 18-21 doesn't necessarily imply no dancing though depends on the kind of girl.

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Re: How To Identify A Bride's Age On Her Wedding Day by chubbygal(f): 9:06pm On Sep 24, 2016
Marriage is beautiful

Re: How To Identify A Bride's Age On Her Wedding Day by ahamonyeka(m): 9:06pm On Sep 24, 2016
Op you can lie o
Re: How To Identify A Bride's Age On Her Wedding Day by gistpackboss: 9:07pm On Sep 24, 2016
Re: How To Identify A Bride's Age On Her Wedding Day by olokstob(m): 9:08pm On Sep 24, 2016
stupid post makes fp
Re: How To Identify A Bride's Age On Her Wedding Day by DAntivirus: 9:09pm On Sep 24, 2016
Iamhatey:
chai!
You this gel undecided
You want to snatch my boo from me with your big yansh and boobs abi cheesy.

I reject you by fire by force in Jesus nameeeeeee!
Amen.

My boo is handsome kiss kiss, tall with six packs kiss kiss, long, fat and hairy lipsrsealed lipsrsealed

What exactly is long, fat and hairy? Your boo or his d**k?
Re: How To Identify A Bride's Age On Her Wedding Day by shumuel(m): 9:10pm On Sep 24, 2016
DJBIGGY:
It's very easy to know the age of a woman on her traditional wedding day... And i will tell you how to do just that without asking her.

At the age of 18-21 years of age, There will be no dancing. Rather, the bride and her mother will be hugging each other and crying because she would miss her baby girl.

22-25 years: Only the bride will be dancing while the mother will sit and watch with wet eyes and forced back tears because her daughter is all grown up and ready to face the life of marriage.

26-30 years: Both mother and daughter will be dancing with all their might and strength in joy that the daughter has gotten a man at the right age time frame.

31-35 years: Daughter, mother and father will be trying to outdo each other on the dancing arena cos chai it is better late than never.

For 36 years and above: The father o, mother o, brothers o, sisters o, and the entire extended family will take over the dancing arena because they almost lost all hopes she would find a man in her life.

Abi i lie?

http://www.olamzy.com/2016/09/jokes-how-to-identify-brides-age-on-her.html


kikiki Lol, so this joke made NL
Re: How To Identify A Bride's Age On Her Wedding Day by olavicks: 9:13pm On Sep 24, 2016
hilarious nonsense..
Re: How To Identify A Bride's Age On Her Wedding Day by Bdemmy(m): 9:15pm On Sep 24, 2016
At the age of fourty, the pastor and the prayer warriors will be dancing.

Her matter don tire them for church
Re: How To Identify A Bride's Age On Her Wedding Day by komzybrown(f): 9:19pm On Sep 24, 2016
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Re: How To Identify A Bride's Age On Her Wedding Day by ikdiaro(m): 9:22pm On Sep 24, 2016
lolz. funny u man.

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