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Re: How To Identify A Bride's Age On Her Wedding Day by okwyee(m): 9:24pm On Sep 24, 2016
buhahahaha, i laugh in spanish
Re: How To Identify A Bride's Age On Her Wedding Day by Nobody: 9:28pm On Sep 24, 2016
Estharfabian:


This is Kinda garbage... Buh yeah, the Funny kind..grin
Made me laugh A little....
*Whips out notepad.*
*scribbles down "she laughs at garbage".
Re: How To Identify A Bride's Age On Her Wedding Day by Zeckstan3757: 9:32pm On Sep 24, 2016
Crap cheesy
Re: How To Identify A Bride's Age On Her Wedding Day by lozanni(m): 9:45pm On Sep 24, 2016
[quote author=Berlynn post=49637743][/quote]
So, where do you belong?
Re: How To Identify A Bride's Age On Her Wedding Day by babatee126(m): 9:45pm On Sep 24, 2016
fulaniHERDSman:
The day seun and linda go wed, i go remove pant dance grin cheesy
call me, i want to watch you.....
Re: How To Identify A Bride's Age On Her Wedding Day by Nobody: 9:46pm On Sep 24, 2016
lozanni:


So, where do you belong?


16-18
Re: How To Identify A Bride's Age On Her Wedding Day by Hopeeyemmy(m): 9:49pm On Sep 24, 2016
its true bro
Re: How To Identify A Bride's Age On Her Wedding Day by Nobody: 9:53pm On Sep 24, 2016
Iamhatey:
iamnawty, which one is your own grin
she's in d other age group... Sweet 16 things
Re: How To Identify A Bride's Age On Her Wedding Day by dokJ: 10:07pm On Sep 24, 2016
wow! this is funny n fact filled.
Re: How To Identify A Bride's Age On Her Wedding Day by lizzlix(m): 10:10pm On Sep 24, 2016
Iamhatey:
chai!
You this gel undecided
You want to snatch my boo from me with your big yansh and boobs abi cheesy.

I reject you by fire by force in Jesus nameeeeeee!
Amen.

My boo is handsome kiss kiss, tall with six packs kiss kiss, long, fat and hairy lipsrsealed lipsrsealed
I'm sorry for poking but i would like to know what is 'long' 'fat' and 'hairy'
Re: How To Identify A Bride's Age On Her Wedding Day by Nobody: 10:18pm On Sep 24, 2016
Berlynn:




hi sweetie
Re: How To Identify A Bride's Age On Her Wedding Day by lozanni(m): 10:18pm On Sep 24, 2016
Berlynn:



Nah.
More like 18-21.
Re: How To Identify A Bride's Age On Her Wedding Day by Topestbilly(m): 10:27pm On Sep 24, 2016
Iamhatey:
because the eddiot is kitty catting another girl cheesy cheesy

U 2 goan do touch-lighting elsewhere na cheesy

Iamnawty how heez u o'jare
Re: How To Identify A Bride's Age On Her Wedding Day by Talasuma(m): 10:29pm On Sep 24, 2016
prettythicksme:
lol,u berra put more effort.






My boo is not dada,u no go sharap abi? grin i don born three kids for him and very soon i will give birth to twins two gurls cos we already have three boys.

Making 5, for this recession. Una no dea fear?

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Re: How To Identify A Bride's Age On Her Wedding Day by holluphemydavid(m): 10:29pm On Sep 24, 2016
So funny, but d points are relevant
Re: How To Identify A Bride's Age On Her Wedding Day by Ake1: 10:40pm On Sep 24, 2016
grin shocked grin lol
Re: How To Identify A Bride's Age On Her Wedding Day by Pylony(m): 10:51pm On Sep 24, 2016
Iamhatey:
chai!
You this gel undecided
You want to snatch my boo from me with your big yansh and boobs abi cheesy.

I reject you by fire by force in Jesus nameeeeeee!
Amen.

My boo is handsome kiss kiss, tall with six packs kiss kiss, long, fat and hairy lipsrsealed lipsrsealed
Fat and hairy discribes a monster grin
Re: How To Identify A Bride's Age On Her Wedding Day by Pylony(m): 10:53pm On Sep 24, 2016
OP thats why am thinking of joining a seminary to escape the dancing things grin. Wish me gudluck.

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Re: How To Identify A Bride's Age On Her Wedding Day by dmgr(m): 10:57pm On Sep 24, 2016
[quote author=Berlynn post=49637743][/quote]

Re: How To Identify A Bride's Age On Her Wedding Day by drskyfly007(m): 11:35pm On Sep 24, 2016
zeezeegal:
lolss...... Thankin ma stars because am gonna fall btw 18-21
if you want to fall into that category,define ALL friendship and relationship with the opposite gender ,so one stupid guy won't be wasting your time and scaring away suitors.... smileyThank me when this works
Re: How To Identify A Bride's Age On Her Wedding Day by centboy123456(m): 11:41pm On Sep 24, 2016
fulaniHERDSman:
The day seun and linda go wed, i go remove pant dance grin cheesy






Hahahahahahahahah guy u don kill me
Re: How To Identify A Bride's Age On Her Wedding Day by TheLearnedOne(m): 11:48pm On Sep 24, 2016
Hmmm.
Re: How To Identify A Bride's Age On Her Wedding Day by emynike2001(m): 12:23am On Sep 25, 2016
Na today? cheesy
Re: How To Identify A Bride's Age On Her Wedding Day by Stanbeto: 12:44am On Sep 25, 2016
This could be true
Re: How To Identify A Bride's Age On Her Wedding Day by LUV1: 3:49am On Sep 25, 2016
Jesus is coming soon.Things like fornication, adulatry , mastibation, pornography will to hellfire.

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Re: How To Identify A Bride's Age On Her Wedding Day by supereagle(m): 4:04am On Sep 25, 2016
EZIOKWU!
Re: How To Identify A Bride's Age On Her Wedding Day by deebrain(m): 5:45am On Sep 25, 2016
DJBIGGY:
It's very easy to know the age of a woman on her traditional wedding day... And i will tell you how to do just that without asking her.

At the age of 18-21 years of age, There will be no dancing. Rather, the bride and her mother will be hugging each other and crying because she would miss her baby girl.

22-25 years: Only the bride will be dancing while the mother will sit and watch with wet eyes and forced back tears because her daughter is all grown up and ready to face the life of marriage.

26-30 years: Both mother and daughter will be dancing with all their might and strength in joy that the daughter has gotten a man at the right age time frame.

31-35 years: Daughter, mother and father will be trying to outdo each other on the dancing arena cos chai it is better late than never.

For 36 years and above: The father o, mother o, brothers o, sisters o, and the entire extended family will take over the dancing arena because they almost lost all hopes she would find a man in her life.

Abi i lie?

http://www.olamzy.com/2016/09/jokes-how-to-identify-brides-age-on-her.html


100 percent true.
Re: How To Identify A Bride's Age On Her Wedding Day by IamNawty(f): 6:08am On Sep 25, 2016
Topestbilly:


U 2 goan do touch-lighting elsewhere na cheesy

Iamnawty how heez u o'jare
awww booboo Whr v u bn all dis while. Keh happen?
Re: How To Identify A Bride's Age On Her Wedding Day by Nobody: 6:23am On Sep 25, 2016
DJBIGGY:
It's very easy to know the age of a woman on her traditional wedding day... And i will tell you how to do just that without asking her.

At the age of 18-21 years of age, There will be no dancing. Rather, the bride and her mother will be hugging each other and crying because she would miss her baby girl.

22-25 years: Only the bride will be dancing while the mother will sit and watch with wet eyes and forced back tears because her daughter is all grown up and ready to face the life of marriage.

26-30 years: Both mother and daughter will be dancing with all their might and strength in joy that the daughter has gotten a man at the right age time frame.

31-35 years: Daughter, mother and father will be trying to outdo each other on the dancing arena cos chai it is better late than never.

For 36 years and above: The father o, mother o, brothers o, sisters o, and the entire extended family will take over the dancing arena because they almost lost all hopes she would find a man in her life.

Abi i lie?

http://www.olamzy.com/2016/09/jokes-how-to-identify-brides-age-on-her.html
lol you are bad in guessing
Re: How To Identify A Bride's Age On Her Wedding Day by faruku104(m): 7:01am On Sep 25, 2016
My God!!! Am dead.... Waiting for part two OP oooooo grin grin grin cheesy
Re: How To Identify A Bride's Age On Her Wedding Day by 99foxxy(f): 7:07am On Sep 25, 2016
fulaniHERDSman:
The day seun and linda go wed, i go remove pant dance grin cheesy
Fire go catch oh.
Re: How To Identify A Bride's Age On Her Wedding Day by vikkeee(m): 7:54am On Sep 25, 2016
Iamhatey:
chai!
You this gel undecided
You want to snatch my boo from me with your big yansh and boobs abi cheesy.

I reject you by fire by force in Jesus nameeeeeee!
Amen.

My boo is handsome kiss kiss, tall with six packs kiss kiss, long, fat and hairy lipsrsealed lipsrsealed
Long fat and hairy?

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