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Re: My Favourite Bible Passage: The Palm Tree by Gaddafithe2nd(m): 5:05pm On Sep 25, 2016
The Yoruba translation will make you laugh. Is that the book written by holy spirit. Shioor!

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Re: My Favourite Bible Passage: The Palm Tree by Ake1: 5:06pm On Sep 25, 2016
If a pastor/father/rev cannot quote words of god with the usual charismatic postures before congregation who am I believe and hold on such words.

I want to ask question. How can responsible father quote this words of god before children because god was not ashamed to inspire it in his holy book.

Who is still surprise about frequent cases of raping,child abuse, adultery carry out the religious leaders. Bible is the most dangerous of all books

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Re: My Favourite Bible Passage: The Palm Tree by Nobody: 5:06pm On Sep 25, 2016
i no dey ooo...
Re: My Favourite Bible Passage: The Palm Tree by riczy(m): 5:06pm On Sep 25, 2016
Nothing New!
Re: My Favourite Bible Passage: The Palm Tree by MBush(m): 5:06pm On Sep 25, 2016
octopusfreaky:
The bible says it all, Great men are not wise. Smh

You attend deeperlife? smiley
Re: My Favourite Bible Passage: The Palm Tree by ritvin(f): 5:07pm On Sep 25, 2016
olanshile2016:


that's why you've gat to think wide,if I start to show you the rate at which porn like word is being used in the Bible, ehn. I'm not in for a silly religion argument which neither increase or decrease my bank account
That's why George Bernard Shaw said and I quote that "the bible is the most dangerous book in the world and should be kept out of reach of children and under lock and key"
thanks
NB: I'm not an atheist nor agnostic

http://www.google.com.ng/url?q=https://answeringchristanity./tag/george-bernard-shaw-said-bible-is-the-most-dangerous-bo/&sa=U&ved=0ahUKEwjMheSm66XPAhVHtRoKHY7LAr4QFggLMAA&sig2=21neq0jPGInQgn-TVNRfww&usg=AFQjCNEV18yw5KfJClUNw6z5AuWlP-a9LQ
so what are u?
Re: My Favourite Bible Passage: The Palm Tree by Sexina851(f): 5:07pm On Sep 25, 2016
This is so annoying, someone picked out a verse in the Bible to no intention but to slander the word of God, opening door for unbelievers to call ur religion a nonentity and so called "Christians" are busy laughing and enjoying the scenario.. God will take control

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Re: My Favourite Bible Passage: The Palm Tree by bigblackbooty(f): 5:08pm On Sep 25, 2016
Hmmm King SO didn't mean it dat way
Re: My Favourite Bible Passage: The Palm Tree by HajimeSaito(m): 5:08pm On Sep 25, 2016
Seun, Seun the "atheist" who mocks Christianity but is Poo scared to try the same with a certain religion founded by a pedophile terrorist.
You're really "brave" to pick on those who won't fight back.
You're either brave or

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Re: My Favourite Bible Passage: The Palm Tree by tinziemaine(m): 5:08pm On Sep 25, 2016
YOU MEAN AM!GIVE ME SEAT
Re: My Favourite Bible Passage: The Palm Tree by sidnen: 5:08pm On Sep 25, 2016
If you are a true atheist as you claim to be, I dare you to write/post an article of this nature about the other religions.

You can start with something from the Koran this coming Friday.

If you can do this, then I Will have no doubt in my heart that you are truly an atheist.
Re: My Favourite Bible Passage: The Palm Tree by Nobody: 5:09pm On Sep 25, 2016
Forwetinnah:


You're still Seun, right?!
Nairalanders are really confused when it comes to moniker's personalities cheesy grin
Re: My Favourite Bible Passage: The Palm Tree by octopusfreaky(f): 5:09pm On Sep 25, 2016
MBush:

You attend deeperlife? smiley
i listen to Pastor Kumuyis message at times.
Re: My Favourite Bible Passage: The Palm Tree by OldEagle: 5:10pm On Sep 25, 2016
laffwitmi:
No, Muslims can defend their religion with their holy book Quran unlike Christians
yes we know how you defend it Danish cartoons, Charlie ebboh,miss world etc grin grin no hate duh
Re: My Favourite Bible Passage: The Palm Tree by richidinho(m): 5:10pm On Sep 25, 2016
If na moslem thread, seun will lock it

Hypocrisy!!!

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Re: My Favourite Bible Passage: The Palm Tree by advanceDNA: 5:10pm On Sep 25, 2016
When the gods wants to completely destroy a man...they first run him him mad.....#respect every ones faith no matter what u believe in....

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Re: My Favourite Bible Passage: The Palm Tree by ritvin(f): 5:10pm On Sep 25, 2016
Ake1:
If a pastor/father/rev cannot quote words of god with the usual charismatic postures before congregation who am I believe and hold on such words.

I want to ask question. How can responsible father quote this words of god before children because god was not ashamed to inspire it in his holy book.

Who is still surprise about frequent cases of raping,child abuse, adultery carry out the religious leaders. Bible is the most dangerous of all books
in ur religion there r also men who rape, sodomise, paedophiles and perverts. Abi una no Dey planet earth. Mr best religion
Re: My Favourite Bible Passage: The Palm Tree by CandyDiamond(f): 5:11pm On Sep 25, 2016
[/b]No bad thing about it for a man that is singing phrases for his lovely wife[b], but Seun fear of Moslems will never allow you to put up anything that will mock Islam even on their thread Christians cannot contribute, thank God for Christianity the only religion that tolerate any insult without shedding peoples blood, thank for our lord Jesus Christ,it is well.

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Re: My Favourite Bible Passage: The Palm Tree by Whizpeter(m): 5:11pm On Sep 25, 2016
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Re: My Favourite Bible Passage: The Palm Tree by walemadu: 5:11pm On Sep 25, 2016
"Each time we sleep with a Houri we find her virgin. Besides, the penis of the Elected never softens. The erection is eternal; the sensation that you feel each time you make love is utterly delicious and out of this world and were you to experience it in this world you would faint. Each chosen one [i.e. Muslim] will marry seventy [sic] houris, besides the women he married on earth, and all will have appetizing vaginas."

- Al-Suyuti, Al-Itqan fi Ulum al-Qur'an, p. 351
Re: My Favourite Bible Passage: The Palm Tree by CplusJason: 5:12pm On Sep 25, 2016
Seun or whatever you name yourself, i know exactly what you're up to but guess what, you just pave way for religious war in this forum.


May allah keep you to witness it. Shalom. cool
Re: My Favourite Bible Passage: The Palm Tree by MBush(m): 5:12pm On Sep 25, 2016
chubbygal:
Yes! King Solomon had 700 wives and 300 hundred concubines, he was a sweet mouth and romantic king who knows how to get women with his sweet talks. Presently guys with sweet talks always rock the kind of babe they desire.

Give me chance to sweet mouth you angry
Re: My Favourite Bible Passage: The Palm Tree by Nobody: 5:12pm On Sep 25, 2016
Seun:
She "eateth". Flowing "myrrh". His "fruit". "Get behind me." Oh my. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)


The mind-blowing thing about this verse is that it's part of a prophecy. The Almighty God conceived those words and dictated them to Ezekiel.
why is it that its this kind of passage that sweets you?
Re: My Favourite Bible Passage: The Palm Tree by Forwetinnah: 5:13pm On Sep 25, 2016
ItsQuinn:
Nairalanders are really confused when it comes to moniker's personalities cheesy grin

Naaah!! You're the confused one here...stick to your original moniker, there are a lot of people who have something interestingly mean to tell you
Re: My Favourite Bible Passage: The Palm Tree by Aroh48(m): 5:13pm On Sep 25, 2016
So this seun self nah badt guy.if nah me now,all dis mods for don ban me.
Re: My Favourite Bible Passage: The Palm Tree by MBush(m): 5:13pm On Sep 25, 2016
octopusfreaky:
i listen to Pastor Kumuyis message at times.

Coincidentally, He preached same thing today...

Great men are not wise smiley
Re: My Favourite Bible Passage: The Palm Tree by doskie(m): 5:13pm On Sep 25, 2016
dosht:
Lol. This Seun sef . You need Palm fruit sorry Jesus
If na we type breasts now your bot go change am to mammalian glands
CHANGE BEGINS ...... ME
is seun a Christian
Re: My Favourite Bible Passage: The Palm Tree by intell: 5:14pm On Sep 25, 2016
my dear the is not the word of God But it contains the Word Of God. so in there you will see
the word of men
the words of Satan
the words of Christ
the word God
the word of a donkey
so you see don't misuse the Bible.
Re: My Favourite Bible Passage: The Palm Tree by CplusJason: 5:14pm On Sep 25, 2016
Sexina851:
This is so annoying, someone picked out a verse in the Bible to no intention but to slander the word of God, opening door for unbelievers to call ur religion a nonentity and so called "Christians" are busy laughing and enjoying the scenario.. God will take control
Leave the goat. He don't know that the life he has is a borrowed one.

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Re: My Favourite Bible Passage: The Palm Tree by africanusvu(m): 5:14pm On Sep 25, 2016
Was considering leavin this forum for good.since it seems to av been taken over by kids.but i neva knwew we stil av inteligent ones like u here
Re: My Favourite Bible Passage: The Palm Tree by Nobody: 5:15pm On Sep 25, 2016
I wish they would have more of them so that I could announce to my family that their prayers worked and that I am returning to church. grin
Re: My Favourite Bible Passage: The Palm Tree by Forwetinnah: 5:15pm On Sep 25, 2016
walemadu:
"Each time we sleep with a Houri we find her virgin. Besides, the penis of the Elected never softens. The erection is eternal; the sensation that you feel each time you make love is utterly delicious and out of this world and were you to experience it in this world you would faint. Each chosen one [i.e. Muslim] will marry seventy [sic] houris, besides the women he married on earth, and all will have appetizing vaginas."

- Al-Suyuti, Al-Itqan fi Ulum al-Qur'an, p. 351

Shooooooooooooo!!
shocked shocked shocked shocked

Hmmnn

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