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Re: The Greatest Programmer On Nairaland by KvnqPrezo(m): 9:17pm On Sep 26, 2016
seunthomas:



No vex, na the small boy @KvnqPrezo they provoke me. You suppose flog am sha. Abi na you send am make him come fight for you??
Yeah I'm a small boy but I don't think your brain suits your age... You think like a kid.

Sorry to say
Re: The Greatest Programmer On Nairaland by seunthomas: 9:18pm On Sep 26, 2016
dhtml18:
@seunthomas, here is something that was built on my framework, go and hack it let us see - www.mma2.com.ng
Nice work. But which of your framework. Frontend or server side??
Re: The Greatest Programmer On Nairaland by Nobody: 9:19pm On Sep 26, 2016
seunthomas:

I also teach people too(In the real sense). You dont start up teaching people the wrong way of solving a problem, even if you do you need to lay emphasis that this is the wrong way of going about it. No one uses a database to create a chat application except they are using it for authenticating users. Creating a mysql backed chat is actually the wrong way of teaching chat concepts. You start them up with a tcp based client-server example or something....
You're partially right, but a newbie could be inviting trouble building on the client side...how will a newbie deal with security? Because of issues like this, it's better to show the example in various ways and let the user go with whichever he/she pleases and using a database is a big part of chat based system, just that MySQL can be shitty... I've studied the slack chat system for a while now and had spoken with an engineer of a similar product, funny thing is they store some behaviourial patterns and use it with analytical tools to predict what you prefer most, chatting systems have now gone beyond "sending and receiving messages" and ordinarily interacting with the database.
Re: The Greatest Programmer On Nairaland by seunthomas: 9:19pm On Sep 26, 2016
KvnqPrezo:

Yeah I'm a small boy but I don't think your brain suits your age... You think like a kid.

Sorry to say
I actually dont think like a kid(In the real sense). Kids rarely program. But you should be more careful when you go picking a fight. You never know what you will find. Na you come attack me and am very sure you wont even bother to apologize..
Re: The Greatest Programmer On Nairaland by KvnqPrezo(m): 9:20pm On Sep 26, 2016
seunthomas:

Nice work. But which of your framework. Frontend or server side??
So that you go steal the code..
.
Barawo

*modified*

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Re: The Greatest Programmer On Nairaland by seunthomas: 9:22pm On Sep 26, 2016
DanielTheGeek:

You're partially right, but a newbie could be inviting trouble building on the client side...how will a newbie deal with security? Because of issues like this, it's better to show the example in various ways and let the user go with whichever he/she pleases and using a database is a big part of chat based system, just that MySQL can be shitty... I've studied the slack chat system for a while now and had spoken with an engineer of a similar product, funny thing is they store some behaviourial patterns and use it with analytical tools to predict what you prefer most, chatting systems have now gone beyond "sending and receiving messages" and ordinarily interacting with the database.
Am actually right and not partially. Even in CS, they will introduce you to socket programming first when they want to teach chat(communication). Putting the data into the database before sending to the user introduces latency and when you are doing chat, latency is something you want to avoid. Are you trying to say slack uses mysql backed chat system because i have working knowledge of what the use internally.
Re: The Greatest Programmer On Nairaland by seunthomas: 9:24pm On Sep 26, 2016
KvnqPrezo:

So that you go still the code..
.
Barawo
Its spelt "steal" and i know why am asking. Let him speak for himself. He should pick his answer very well sha. LOL.
Re: The Greatest Programmer On Nairaland by KvnqPrezo(m): 9:26pm On Sep 26, 2016
seunthomas:

I actually dont think like a kid(In the real sense). Kids rarely program. But you should be more careful when you go picking a fight. You never know what you will find. Na you come attack me and am very sure you wont even bother to apologize..
Who told you kiid rarely program?? Yeah they program but with their mouth..
.
I already apologised after Fedric mentioned that my comment was rude...

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Re: The Greatest Programmer On Nairaland by KvnqPrezo(m): 9:29pm On Sep 26, 2016
seunthomas:

Its spelt "steal" and i know why am asking. Let him speak for himself. He should pick his answer very well sha. LOL.
Thanks for the correction was typing super fast...but that's the only sensible thing you've said today

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Re: The Greatest Programmer On Nairaland by Nobody: 9:33pm On Sep 26, 2016
seunthomas:

Nice work. But which of your framework. Frontend or server side??
My framework is a PHP framework rather like codigniter - the version used for this project is an old version though. The frontend, well, i used a base bootstrap template and customized it to suit my purposes. I single-handed did the whole works, but there was no time for serious security testing, but if there is a security flaw, i will be very happy - because those dudes have not signed our maintenance deal.
Re: The Greatest Programmer On Nairaland by Nobody: 9:34pm On Sep 26, 2016
seunthomas:

Am actually right and not partially. Even in CS, they will introduce you to socket programming first when they want to teach chat(communication). Putting the data into the database before sending to the user introduces latency and when you are doing chat, latency is something you want to avoid. Are you trying to say slack uses mysql backed chat system because i have working knowledge of what the use internally.

I already said MySql can be shitty, will slack engineers even dream about using it? Hell NO... There's a project I'm working on which I'd still need to implement a chat system, I have slim options and may not dump MySql because I have over hacked it... It would have payed me in the first place using Redis or Cassandra, what do you recommend?
Re: The Greatest Programmer On Nairaland by seunthomas: 9:37pm On Sep 26, 2016
dhtml18:

My framework is a PHP framework rather like codigniter - the version used for this project is an old version though. The frontend, well, i used a base bootstrap template and customized it to suit my purposes. I single-handed did the whole works, but there was no time for serious security testing, but if there is a security flaw, i will be very happy - because those dudes have not signed our maintenance deal.
Well done. I know that particular template. I wanted to use it for a travel job. But its a good job. But as for security if you are ready to pay me, i can verify if the site is indeed secure or not.
Re: The Greatest Programmer On Nairaland by seunthomas: 9:40pm On Sep 26, 2016
DanielTheGeek:


I already said MySql can be shitty, will slack engineers even dream about using it? Hell NO... There's a project I'm working on which I'd still need to implement a chat system, I have slim options and may not dump MySql because I have over hacked it... It would have payed me in the first place using Redis or Cassandra, what do you recommend?
If you are handling a few users you can use mysql or any nosql db. But if you will be managing a lot of users, just use something like xmpp or you can create your own lightweight protocol(not recommended). XMPP will handle any future growth well enough and their are ready made libraries for it in every language you can think of.
Re: The Greatest Programmer On Nairaland by Nobody: 9:47pm On Sep 26, 2016
seunthomas:

If you are handling a few users you can use mysql or any nosql db. But if you will managing a lot of users, just use something xmpp or you can create your own lightweight protocol(not recommended). XMPP will handle any future growth well enough and their ready made libraries for it in every language you can think of.

The fact that XMPP was designed with the capability of a single
user being signed in through multiple devices thrills me, will look into it definitely, but I think it lacks popularity even if Google Hangouts, Facebook Messenger, WhatsApp uses it.
Re: The Greatest Programmer On Nairaland by seunthomas: 9:51pm On Sep 26, 2016
Am closing this thread again. Anyone that needs to ask any question or start a fight should please do so on a new thread. Please make nobody open am again ohhh. Merci beaucoup.
Re: The Greatest Programmer On Nairaland by Nobody: 9:55pm On Sep 26, 2016
seunthomas:

Well done. I know that particular template. I wanted to use it for a travel job. But its a good job. But as for security if you are ready to pay me, i can verify if the site is indeed secure or not.
Why would i pay you for a site that has been handed over to the owners? you no serious. You are the one that said you will put SQL injection into my framework - that was why i brought this out - not for show-off.

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Re: The Greatest Programmer On Nairaland by Nobody: 10:02pm On Sep 26, 2016
seunthomas:
Am closing this thread again. Anyone that needs to ask any question or start a fight should please do so on a new thread. Please make nobody open am again ohhh. Merci beaucoup.

Only if Nairaland was like Sitepoint... Now we even have to beg to close threads...lol
Re: The Greatest Programmer On Nairaland by seunthomas: 10:02pm On Sep 26, 2016
dhtml18:

Why would i pay you for a site that has been handed over to the owners? you no serious. You are the one that said you will put SQL injection into my framework - that was why i brought this out - not for show-off.
Pele. He be like say dem dey owe you balance abi?? Welcome to the club.. But i don close this page. By the way people like our drama ohh. So pick a fight with someone tommorrow else i will. Not me sha.
Re: The Greatest Programmer On Nairaland by KvnqPrezo(m): 10:06pm On Sep 26, 2016
Left My Lecture Just To Argue lol..Seunthomas We Shall Meet Next Time...
I'm back to work


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Lolz enjoy guys
Re: The Greatest Programmer On Nairaland by seunthomas: 10:08pm On Sep 26, 2016
KvnqPrezo:
Left My Lecture Just To Argue lol..Seunthomas We Shall Meet Next Time...
I'm back to work


var date = new Date () ;
var time = date.getHours () ;
if (time < 10) {
document.write("<b>Good Night</b>"wink;
}else if (time > 11 && time<4){
document.write("<b>it's already midnight, won't you sleep? </b>"wink;
}
else{
document.write("<b>Good Morning</b>"wink;
}



Lolz enjoy guys
Ta ta small boy....
Re: The Greatest Programmer On Nairaland by CHYMZZY(m): 10:08pm On Sep 26, 2016
[b] Seems like you guy dont have job or work to do.
Even the one that can't even write a single line of code like "Hello world"..
It so pathetic that you guys are beefin' each other here..
Being a programmer does'nt flex in the muscle or mouth..
It's a matter of how many problem can you solve.
That while i like and follow the owner of this Nairaland SEUN, coz he see the need for Nigerians to have their own sort of platform to talk and share everythin' concernin' us, he created NAIRALAND... It's high time for YOU timing young programmer TO let your brains & hands do the thinkin' and puzzle on any program of fluence to solve problem. Than dropin' trash on networks!
As a computational scientist or programmer you guys should be talkin'bout how to solve problem..
Turn problems into opportunites, there are thousands of opportunites in Nigeria relatin' to ICT, software developers, programmers etc...

Right now Am thinkin' of a program that will be used to read election that is synchronize with national iD and voter's card without any bias, just like ßVN.. Since riggin' in Nigeria is now a welcomed norm...





My 2cents. [/b]
Re: The Greatest Programmer On Nairaland by KvnqPrezo(m): 10:10pm On Sep 26, 2016
seunthomas:

Ta ta small boy....
Any error??
Re: The Greatest Programmer On Nairaland by seunthomas: 10:14pm On Sep 26, 2016
CHYMZZY:
[b] Seems like you guy dont have job or work to do.
Even the one that can't even write a single line of code like "Hello world"..
It so pathetic that you guys are beefin' each other here..
Been a programmer does'nt flex in the muscle or mouth..
It's a matter of how many problem can you solve.
That while i like and follow the owner of this Nairaland SEUN, coz he see the need for Nigerians to have their own sort of platform to talk and share everythin' concernin' us he create NAIRALAND. It's high time for our timing young programmer let their brains and hands do the thinkin' and puzzle on any program of fluency to solve problem, than dropin' trash on networks!
As a computational scientist or programmer you guys should be talkin'bout how to solve problem..
Turn problems into opportunites, there are thousands of opportunites in Nigeria relatin' to ICT and Programmers...

Right now Am thinkin' of a program that will be used to read election that is synchronize with national id and voter's card without any bias, just like ßVN.. Since riggin' in Nigeria is now a welcomed norm...


My 2cents. [/b]
See me see wahala. Some people go just wake up from sleep start to they open mouth. Na who call you enter this matter We no need your 2cent. Wetin 2cent fit buy for this our change economy?? Abeg hold yourself. Carry your wahala go another thread.
Re: The Greatest Programmer On Nairaland by seunthomas: 10:15pm On Sep 26, 2016
KvnqPrezo:

Any error??
No be your javascript i dey criticize. No worry, i know say na only dat one you sabi so make i leave you for that one.
LOOOOL.
Re: The Greatest Programmer On Nairaland by Nobody: 10:34pm On Sep 26, 2016
seunthomas:

Pele. He be like say dem dey owe you balance abi?? Welcome to the club.. But i don close this page. By the way people like our drama ohh. So pick a fight with someone tommorrow else i will. Not me sha.
Nope, money was collected completely. But if issues should happen on the site, it is money for me. Trust me, me sef don tale for this business now. How will i build website for a big company like that and I will not collect money complete? I would have just organized all the nairaland trolls to take down the website ASAP.
Re: The Greatest Programmer On Nairaland by KvnqPrezo(m): 10:41pm On Sep 26, 2016
seunthomas:

No be your javascript i dey criticize. No worry, i know say na only dat one you sabi so make i leave you for that one.
LOOOOL.
Hahaha lemme keep quiet
Re: The Greatest Programmer On Nairaland by CHYMZZY(m): 10:43pm On Sep 26, 2016
seunthomas:

See me see wahala. Some people go just wake up from sleep start to they open mouth. Na who call you enter this matter We no need your 2cent. Wetin 2cent fit buy for this our change economy?? Abeg hold yourself. Carry your wahala go another thread.

Normally i dont use to mention people, apperently it seems like all am sayin' in my first 2 paragraph seems to be related to you..
Maybe this might be a stupid bug to express myself to you..
Int main () [
if [
cout<< "you have nothing reasonable to say, dnt quote or mention me" << endl;
]
If else[
cout<< "quote/mention me" << endl;
]

Else [
cout << "stay away like a cactus in a desert" ;
]

return 0 ;

]

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Re: The Greatest Programmer On Nairaland by seunthomas: 10:55pm On Sep 26, 2016
CHYMZZY:


Normally i dont use to mention people, apperently it seems like all am sayin' in my first 2 paragraph seems to be related to you..
Maybe this might be a stupid bug to express myself to you..
Int main () [
if [
cout<< "you have nothing reasonable to say, dnt quote or mention me" << endl;
]
If else[
cout<< "quote/mention me" << endl;
]

Else [
cout << "stay away like a cactus in a desert" ;
]

return 0 ;

]
Na so dem teach you how to write c++ code be dat. Na your curly braces be that ?. May God never allow me enter plane wey you code him software or car wey you write him software. LOUD Amen.
Re: The Greatest Programmer On Nairaland by Nobody: 11:08pm On Sep 26, 2016
seunthomas:

Na so dem teach you how to write c++ code be dat. Na your curly braces be that ?. May God never allow me enter plane wey you code him software or car wey you write him software. LOUD Amen.
Haba! you harsh o!
Re: The Greatest Programmer On Nairaland by CHYMZZY(m): 11:17pm On Sep 26, 2016
seunthomas:

Na so dem teach you how to write c++ code be dat. Na your curly braces be that ?. May God never allow me enter plane wey you code him software or car wey you write him software. LOUD Amen.
Apprently you dnt read or comprehend properly...
I said stupid bug ..
Dont be faster than your shadows...
Very soon you will begin to notice so many things that support my codes you have been using freely..
Point of correction you dont write/code softwares rather you develop.
You only write codes.
Re: The Greatest Programmer On Nairaland by mogozi: 11:24pm On Sep 26, 2016
Let's see codes not cattle (beef). I've been in programming for two years... And a member of many forums to pick up a thing or two from more experienced guys. The sad reality is that Nigerian programmers are only good bloggers with excellent command of English.

Please if we want to challenge people or draw recognition, be more like here's my code to solve xyz.... Then we on nairaland would respect you, honor you even.
Thanks.
Re: The Greatest Programmer On Nairaland by Nobody: 12:04am On Sep 27, 2016
ahn ahn, bloggers keh? wetin now?

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