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Re: The Greatest Programmer On Nairaland by nnamokenna(m): 10:08am On Sep 29, 2016
@seunthomas and @dhtml18, is any of you good at PHP? Using MVC. There is a problem I would need your help with please. Thank you.
Re: The Greatest Programmer On Nairaland by slimfresh(m): 11:42am On Sep 29, 2016
airsaylongcon:


Chief Professor Bill Gates seunthomas suck on this as the genius that you are.

A procedure "CallBack" is recursive for *some* inputs. If this procedure is guaranteed to terminate, then which of the following is not true.

a) CallBack has a local variable
b) CallBack has an path of execution where it is not recursive (doesn't call itself)
C) CallBack refers to a global variable or has one or more parameters


Time starts now

I

Tho am a rookie.....just self training on C# by reading and practising but from what I've learnt in this thread I will go with option C.
Re: The Greatest Programmer On Nairaland by oluwasimtech(m): 11:45pm On Oct 05, 2016
DanielTheGeek:


Ofcourse I know what an NDA is, but do you mean those people hired you without going through your portfolio? Whay kind of stack overflow is this??
Plz. am an O'level holder and also a graphic artist, what are my chances of getting admission into NDA
Re: The Greatest Programmer On Nairaland by seunthomas: 11:46pm On Oct 05, 2016
oluwasimtech:
Plz. am an O'level holder and also a graphic artist, what are my chances of getting admission into NDA
grin
google their site.
Re: The Greatest Programmer On Nairaland by DanielTheGeek(m): 11:49pm On Oct 05, 2016
oluwasimtech:
Plz. am an O'level holder and also a graphic artist, what are my chances of getting admission into NDA

Well i meant N (non) D (disclosure) A (agreement), not Nigerian Defense Academy.
Re: The Greatest Programmer On Nairaland by Nobody: 4:31am On Oct 06, 2016
nnamokenna:
@seunthomas and @dhtml18, is any of you good at PHP? Using MVC. There is a problem I would need your help with please. Thank you.
Can someone please answer this question - seunthomas is the mr-know-all on this thread (and not me)
Re: The Greatest Programmer On Nairaland by seunthomas: 5:16am On Oct 06, 2016
dhtml18:

Can someone please answer this question - seunthomas is the mr-know-all on this thread (and not me)
I dont know all.
You dey vex??
I dont do PHP MVC. I used to use CI(which is a PHP MVC framework) a lot but its been a while i did anything php. Late last year.
Re: The Greatest Programmer On Nairaland by Nobody: 9:38am On Oct 06, 2016
Ah well, that is fair enough. @dude, go for codigniter, I am a code-igniter expert as part of my skill-set, I can be of help to you to an extent.
Re: The Greatest Programmer On Nairaland by codingground: 6:21pm On Oct 06, 2016
jeez am partially disappointed in this thread after going through all the 37 pages.
while am partially disappointed is because the kinda challenge i got isn't what i had in mind, tho i got a challenge it was rather a verbal challenge instead of the practical one i was hoping see.
mr op, you actually won this challenge(verbally).
plz dudes where is @airsaylongcon the guys seems to have something upstairs.
dhtml and op both have this problem of pride tho dhtml have some open source works to back his ego.
i saw a challenge (verbally) thats why am not fully disappointed.
who was that dude that said op's mouth is in a recursive loop? - you need to be arrested LOL.

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Re: The Greatest Programmer On Nairaland by Nobody: 6:26pm On Oct 06, 2016
^^^Ahem, ahem. . . .
Re: The Greatest Programmer On Nairaland by airsaylongcon: 11:00pm On Oct 06, 2016
codingground:
jeez am partially disappointed in this thread after going through all the 37 pages.
while am partially disappointed is because the kinda challenge i got isn't what i had in mind, tho i got a challenge it was rather a verbal challenge instead of the practical one i was hoping see.
mr op, you actually won this challenge(verbally).
plz dudes where is @airsaylongcon the guys seems to have something upstairs.
dhtml and op both have this problem of pride tho dhtml have some open source works to back his ego.
i saw a challenge (verbally) thats why am not fully disappointed.
who was that dude that said op's mouth is in a recursive loop? - you need to be arrested LOL.

Lol @ having something upstairs! Well I've been a bit disappointed by the quality of posts in the programming section hence I hardly visit. Thank you for the compliment. My head is actually a small coconut. Lolx
Re: The Greatest Programmer On Nairaland by DanielTheGeek(m): 3:20am On Oct 07, 2016
codingground:

who was that dude that said op's mouth is in a recursive loop? - you need to be arrested LOL.
Lol, it almost became a stack overflow..

int recursive_talk()
{
return recursive_talk();
}
Re: The Greatest Programmer On Nairaland by Nobody: 7:19am On Oct 07, 2016
^^^that was one of the EPIC moments of this thread, my mouth open like say e wont close again.

while($talk = $recursive = true) {
blab( str_pad('yo',5) . md5(mt_rand(5)).' @ '.date('F j, Y h:i:s'));
}
Dont ask me what that code does - because i really don't know

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Re: The Greatest Programmer On Nairaland by mogozi: 3:30pm On Oct 07, 2016
codingground:
jeez am partially disappointed in this thread after going through all the 37 pages.
while am partially disappointed is because the kinda challenge i got isn't what i had in mind, tho i got a challenge it was rather a verbal challenge instead of the practical one i was hoping see.
mr op, you actually won this challenge(verbally).
plz dudes where is @airsaylongcon the guys seems to have something upstairs.
dhtml and op both have this problem of pride tho dhtml have some open source works to back his ego.
i saw a challenge (verbally) thats why am not fully disappointed.
who was that dude that said op's mouth is in a recursive loop? - you need to be arrested LOL.

@ seunthomas read the last line...
that's a programmers way of saying you are a blogger!
Just so you know, I have a beef with computer teachers who can read codes but can't write any. You happen to be a the
chief of these crop of people.

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Re: The Greatest Programmer On Nairaland by seunthomas: 3:57pm On Oct 07, 2016
mogozi:


@ seunthomas read the last line...
that's a programmers way of saying you are a blogger!
Just so you know, I have a beef with computer teachers who can read codes but can't write any. You happen to be a the
chief of these crop of people.

You want a challenge?

For those of you who dont think am actually a code writer.

I am working on something that is guaranteed to blow your brains out.

LOL.

When its launched i hope you will patronize us sha.
Re: The Greatest Programmer On Nairaland by Nobody: 4:06pm On Oct 07, 2016
^^^You see what i am saying?
Re: The Greatest Programmer On Nairaland by DanielTheGeek(m): 6:35pm On Oct 07, 2016
asalimpo:
op's, mouth is in a recursive loop
Greatest moment of this thread so far.
Re: The Greatest Programmer On Nairaland by seunthomas: 6:47pm On Oct 07, 2016
Feeling like King Kong.

You know when one is great, they smaller guys always try to bring you down.

Its just natures law.

cool
Re: The Greatest Programmer On Nairaland by seunthomas: 6:49pm On Oct 07, 2016
codingground:
jeez am partially disappointed in this thread after going through all the 37 pages.
while am partially disappointed is because the kinda challenge i got isn't what i had in mind, tho i got a challenge it was rather a verbal challenge instead of the practical one i was hoping see.
mr op, you actually won this challenge(verbally).
plz dudes where is @airsaylongcon the guys seems to have something upstairs.
dhtml and op both have this problem of pride tho dhtml have some open source works to back his ego.
i saw a challenge (verbally) thats why am not fully disappointed.
who was that dude that said op's mouth is in a recursive loop? - you need to be arrested LOL.

What do you expect, i challenged the dude and his way to show he was a better programmer was github links.

Who dat one help??
Re: The Greatest Programmer On Nairaland by Nobody: 8:14pm On Oct 07, 2016
I think anyone who actually went through the thread and nairaland programming board does not need to ask who is better between me and you - the difference is like HEAVEN AND EARTH.

Some people are even calling you a blogger, and I am trying very hard to help you resurrect your already tarnished image, but no, you no go gree - you are just worsening things for yourself.
Re: The Greatest Programmer On Nairaland by seunthomas: 8:21pm On Oct 07, 2016
dhtml18:
I think anyone who actually went through the thread and nairaland programming board does not need to ask who is better between me and you - the difference is like HEAVEN AND EARTH.

Some people are even calling you a blogger, and I am trying very hard to help you resurrect your already tarnished image, but no, you no go gree - you are just worsening things for yourself.

Actually, i achieved what i wanted to do in this thread to weigh you.

You are not even heavy at all. I thought you may be at least some few steps from me but in reality we are too far apart.

Many of the people wey dey contribute no sabi anything na.

I see all your strategies but am not moved sha.

Wish you the best dude.
Re: The Greatest Programmer On Nairaland by okwyee(m): 9:36pm On Oct 07, 2016
seriously, @dhtml and @seunthomas...
this isn't necessary at all..
you guys are/maybe role models to a lot of young/aspiring programmers on NL including me, but I'll confess, anyone who sees this thread will be utterly disappointed, i might not be as experienced as you guys anytime soon, but this thread makes it look as if you learnt programming for making mouth/bragging esp @seunthomas, @dhtml ain't innocent either...

i don't know any of you and I'm not taking sides, but to me dhtml sounds like a very brilliant and talented and humorous individual and seunthomas a very experienced, razor tongued and "good off code" (meaning he can make certain points without writing codes)... but all in all, this thread is not keeping but tarnishing images of you both and also anyone who's interfered and gotten a shot or two from seunthomas...

I'm young but i know trash when i see one and this is no different...

fact remains, I respect you all, that can write programs because that's one thing I can't do for now.. esp dhtml DanielTheGeek and seunthomas respectively....

(I'm not firing shots here,but just saying what matters)

and that recursive loop stuff what's it anyway? cause its making me laugh in calabar grin

cool it guys, you all are better than all these smiley

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Re: The Greatest Programmer On Nairaland by Nobody: 6:55am On Oct 08, 2016
^^^One thing I can say is that you are 100% correct in your evaluation of me - i shall leave seunthomas to speak for himself.
Re: The Greatest Programmer On Nairaland by samsobo24(m): 1:56pm On Sep 08
Re: The Greatest Programmer On Nairaland by samsobo24(m): 2:16pm On Sep 08
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Re: The Greatest Programmer On Nairaland by Fulaman198(m): 8:27pm On Sep 08
You can not say who is the greatest programmer in Nairaland, as all programmers develop different things on here. Thus, there is no such thing. We all have different problems that we work on.
Re: The Greatest Programmer On Nairaland by samsobo24(m): 10:10pm On Sep 08
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