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Re: 10 Reasons Atheists Crack Me Up. by winner01(m): 11:40pm On Sep 28, 2016
frank317:
Now I understand why your God went hiding...

He showed himself and got nailed on the cross. Is he afraid the next time he shows up, an AK 47 would be used to bast his holy ass?

Re: 10 Reasons Atheists Crack Me Up. by winner01(m): 11:42pm On Sep 28, 2016
frank317:
Lol... How this thread is cracking me up

Re: 10 Reasons Atheists Crack Me Up. by frank317: 11:44pm On Sep 28, 2016
Yes, ur God offends me, now can I kick his ass?
Well, no need, he has been nailed before. He must sure be an offensive God, lol
Re: 10 Reasons Atheists Crack Me Up. by winner01(m): 11:47pm On Sep 28, 2016
frank317:
Yes, ur God offends me, now can I kick his ass?
Well, no need, he has been nailed before. He must sure be and offensive God, lol

Re: 10 Reasons Atheists Crack Me Up. by frank317: 11:53pm On Sep 28, 2016
Winner: my God is all powerful, he is almighty. He is the uncreated creator. He is the begining and the end. He is the respecter of no man. He is the almighty judge who will judge the whole world. His the king of kings and lords or lords. He is the giver of life and death. He is ominieverything...

Frank: but why cant we see him

Winner: cry the last time he showed up humans nailed him to the cross.

Frank: tell me who ur God is again..

Winner undecided
Re: 10 Reasons Atheists Crack Me Up. by winner01(m): 12:04am On Sep 29, 2016
frank317:

Winner: cry the last time he showed up humans nailed him to the cross.
He died to fulfill a purpose, to take on the sins of man.
That lamb that taketh away the sins of the world stands with His arms wide open, despite all you have said and done. There is still hope.
God still loves you.

Re: 10 Reasons Atheists Crack Me Up. by frank317: 12:13am On Sep 29, 2016
winner01:
He died to fulfill a purpose, to take on the sins of man.
That lamb that taketh away the sins of the world stands with His arms wide open, despite all you have said and done. There is still hope.
God still loves you.

Lol, now his God is gay.


Stop getting emotional, remember the thread was opened because u were cracked up by atheists. Watin concern love concern all ur efforts to ridicule people who challenge ur belief.

Your sky daddy is a huge joke and u know it. If his love can help innocent babies and kids suffering all over the world, u have no business telling me he loves me. Oops, he does not even exist except in ur head.

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Re: 10 Reasons Atheists Crack Me Up. by winner01(m): 2:22pm On Sep 29, 2016
frank317:


If his love can help innocent babies and kids suffering all over the world, u have no business telling me he loves me.
Did the Bible say the world will be free of suffering?
Re: 10 Reasons Atheists Crack Me Up. by frank317: 2:57pm On Sep 29, 2016
winner01:
Did the Bible say the world will be free of suffering?

It didn't... Probably because ur fake God knows he can't handle it. Ur God has always been a failure all through the writings of the Bible

- he couldn't control Lucifer, his creation, and Lucifer left with almost all his angels.

-He couldn't control man and man became rebellious

- destroyed the earth with water because of sin only to achieve nothing, sin still prevails

- he even had to kill himself as a sacrifice to himself... The world is still in shambles


Will suffering still be in ur mythical heaven? Yes, I think so.. if he had never handled suffering right from begining of time, it's either he is a sadist or he can't handle it.

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Re: 10 Reasons Atheists Crack Me Up. by winner01(m): 3:05pm On Sep 29, 2016
frank317:


It didn't... Probably because ur fake God knows he can't handle it. Ur God has always been a failure all through the writings of the Bible

- he couldn't control Lucifer, his creation, and Lucifer left with almost all his angels.

-He couldn't control man and man became rebellious

- destroyed the earth with water because of sin only to achieve nothing, sin still prevails

- he even had to kill himself as a sacrifice to himself... The world is still in shambles


Will suffering still be in ur mythical heaven? Yes, I think so.. if he had never handled suffering right from begining of time, it's either he is a sadist or he can't handle it.
Frank you are too angry to see things objectively.

If God created us as robots, then there might not be prevalence of evil.
But we have freewill to choose what we want, including love or hatred. And considering the fact that evil exists temporaripy, it must run its course. Its the only way to ensure that evil will never exist again.
This has been promised to us.

You seem to have fallen apart, stand up, pick up the remains and live life. You cant continue in hate. You have a life bro.
Re: 10 Reasons Atheists Crack Me Up. by hopefulLandlord: 3:43pm On Sep 29, 2016
frank317:


It didn't... Probably because ur fake God knows he can't handle it. Ur God has always been a failure all through the writings of the Bible

- he couldn't control Lucifer, his creation, and Lucifer left with almost all his angels.

-He couldn't control man and man became rebellious

- destroyed the earth with water because of sin only to achieve nothing, sin still prevails

- he even had to kill himself as a sacrifice to himself... The world is still in shambles


Will suffering still be in ur mythical heaven? Yes, I think so.. if he had never handled suffering right from begining of time, it's either he is a sadist or he can't handle it.

Hahahahahahahahaha!!!

you have a point bro

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Re: 10 Reasons Atheists Crack Me Up. by winner01(m): 3:48pm On Sep 29, 2016
hopefulLandlord:


Hahahahahahahahaha!!!

you have a point bro
is there a difference between a toy dog and a real dog?
Re: 10 Reasons Atheists Crack Me Up. by frank317: 4:44pm On Sep 29, 2016
winner01:
Frank you are too angry to see things objectively.

If God created us as robots, then there might not be prevalence of evil.
But we have freewill to choose what we want, including love or hatred. And considering the fact that evil exists temporaripy, it must run its course. Its the only way to ensure that evil will never exist again.
This has been promised to us.

You seem to have fallen apart, stand up, pick up the remains and live life. You cant continue in hate. You have a life bro.

U worship an angry vengeful arsonist God and that's why u see anger when errors foolishness are pointed out.

Abeg leave all those free will matter. If your God had a way he would have prevented it. He claims he hates evil, yet all his efforts to stop it (according to ur mythical book) failed. Generations have been coming and going, millions have lived a life of suffering, even if ur God stops suffering now he has already exceeded the pass mark for failure. Or perhaps he is enjoying the fun.
Pls tell me, what does he stand to enjoy by giving man free will and allowing evil? How does that make him a better God? When he eventually takes away evil, will u still have freewill? Or are u saying freewill and evil goes hand in hand?
Nothing was promised to u, it's just a book written by men to give u hope, come out from ur delusion. This is how the world is, there is no God anywhere in charge.

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Re: 10 Reasons Atheists Crack Me Up. by winner01(m): 4:49pm On Sep 29, 2016
frank317:


U worship an angry vengeful arsonist God and that's why u see anger when errors foolishness are pointed out.

Abeg leave all those free will matter. If your God had a way he would have prevented it. He claims he hates evil, yet all his efforts to stop it (according to ur mythical book) failed. Generations have been coming and going, millions have lived a life of suffering, even if ur God stops suffering now he has already exceeded the pass mark for failure. Or perhaps he is enjoying the fun.
Pls tell me, what does he stand to enjoy by giving man free will and allowing evil? How does that make him a better God? When he eventually takes away evil, will u still have freewill? Or are u saying freewill and evil goes hand in hand?
Nothing was promised to u, it's just a book written by men to give u hope, come out from ur delusion. This is how the world is, there is no God anywhere in charge.
Lol.

God is sovereign Bro. Until you swallow your pride and admit this, nothing will make sense to you.
Re: 10 Reasons Atheists Crack Me Up. by hopefulLandlord: 4:53pm On Sep 29, 2016
frank317:


U worship an angry vengeful arsonist God and that's why u see anger when errors foolishness are pointed out.

Abeg leave all those free will matter. If your God had a way he would have prevented it. He claims he hates evil, yet all his efforts to stop it (according to ur mythical book) failed. Generations have been coming and going, millions have lived a life of suffering, even if ur God stops suffering now he has already exceeded the pass mark for failure. Or perhaps he is enjoying the fun.
Pls tell me, what does he stand to enjoy by giving man free will and allowing evil? How does that make him a better God? When he eventually takes away evil, will u still have freewill? Or are u saying freewill and evil goes hand in hand?
Nothing was promised to u, it's just a book written by men to give u hope, come out from ur delusion. This is how the world is, there is no God anywhere in charge.

Re: 10 Reasons Atheists Crack Me Up. by promise10: 5:18pm On Sep 29, 2016
frank317:


See this one... Where is your creator? Didn't u just accept hr is in ur mind? Or do u have a picture of him?
Answer me, is he visible or invisible?

Does he reside in the sky or not? Or are the heavens under the ground?

Check urself before u wreck yourself.
Yaweh.

No, bro I believe in him with my heart, soul and mind.

If I have a picture of him, doesn't it mean he is under our realm of physics? You definitely have a FOOLISH understanding of theistic logic. I love making people like you look like a wonderful fool. You can even go ahead asking me if I have a video of him! Stupidity, the order of atheism!

If he is visible, doesn't that simply tell us he is under our realm of science?

Whether God resides in sky? Bro, you are simply foolish and stupid. This is not an insult but a fact!

How can God reside in the sky and yet we still say he is beyond our realm of physics? Bro, your stupidity is just wonderful and mind-blowing!

The more I read your stupid comment, I see more stupidity! Do you know exactly the meaning of heaven?

ouranos: heaven
Original Word: οὐρανός, οῦ, ὁ
Part of Speech: Noun, Masculine
Transliteration: ouranos
Phonetic Spelling: (oo-ran-os')
Short Definition: the sky, the heaven
Definition: heaven, (a) the VISIBLE heavens: the
atmosphere, the sky, the starry heavens, (b) the
SPIRITUAL heavens.

The heaven which God created as recorded in genesis is the VISIBLE heaven: the atmosphere, the sky, the starry heavens.

But where God was before he created, was the SPIRITUAL HEAVENS: a dimension that exists out of the realm of our realm of physics.
Re: 10 Reasons Atheists Crack Me Up. by promise10: 5:22pm On Sep 29, 2016
onetrack:


Nonsense, most atheists are agnostic and do not rule out gods.
Wonderful stupidity!

Why must you speak for them?

When somebody says THERE IS NO GOD, what does that tell you?

Atheists say there is no God. But an agnostic doesn't make such claim as atheists do.
Re: 10 Reasons Atheists Crack Me Up. by promise10: 5:27pm On Sep 29, 2016
frank317:


You have accepted he is invisible... When u answer the question on where he reside and tell me if you call him ur father or not. Then u will understand why he is you INVISIBLE SKY DADDY
Yes we call God daddy because we love him!

But, adding that 'SKY' there will simply make you look stupid and foolish the more.
Re: 10 Reasons Atheists Crack Me Up. by promise10: 5:28pm On Sep 29, 2016
frank317:


You have accepted he is invisible... When u answer the question on where he reside and tell me if you call him ur father or not. Then u will understand why he is you INVISIBLE SKY DADDY
Yes we call God daddy because we love him!

But, adding that 'SKY' there will simply make you look stupid and foolish the more.

You really lack the understanding behind the theistic logic. And this is what is making you look like a FOOL.
Re: 10 Reasons Atheists Crack Me Up. by frank317: 6:07pm On Sep 29, 2016
winner01:
Lol.

God is sovereign Bro. Until you swallow your pride and admit this, nothing will make sense to you.

What has this got to do with pride, u just want me to be foolish enough to accept nonsense. How did pride even come in... Someone see errors in ur belief and points it out and u call it pride... U even go school?
Re: 10 Reasons Atheists Crack Me Up. by frank317: 6:11pm On Sep 29, 2016
promise10:

Yaweh.

No, bro I believe in him with my heart, soul and mind.

If I have a picture of him, doesn't it mean he is under our realm of physics? You definitely have a FOOLISH understanding of theistic logic. I love making people like you look like a wonderful fool. You can even go ahead asking me if I have a video of him! Stupidity, the order of atheism!

If he is visible, doesn't that simply tell us he is under our realm of science?

Whether God resides in sky? Bro, you are simply foolish and stupid. This is not an insult but a fact!

How can God reside in the sky and yet we still say he is beyond our realm of physics? Bro, your stupidity is just wonderful and mind-blowing!

The more I read your stupid comment, I see more stupidity! Do you know exactly the meaning of heaven?

ouranos: heaven
Original Word: οὐρανός, οῦ, ὁ
Part of Speech: Noun, Masculine
Transliteration: ouranos
Phonetic Spelling: (oo-ran-os')
Short Definition: the sky, the heaven
Definition: heaven, (a) the VISIBLE heavens: the
atmosphere, the sky, the starry heavens, (b) the
SPIRITUAL heavens.

The heaven which God created as recorded in genesis is the VISIBLE heaven: the atmosphere, the sky, the starry heavens.

But where God was before he created, was the SPIRITUAL HEAVENS: a dimension that exists out of the realm of our realm of physics.


In other words I should just remove the "sky" and call him your "invisible daddy".you needn't rant like a mad man to drive ur point.
Re: 10 Reasons Atheists Crack Me Up. by frank317: 6:13pm On Sep 29, 2016
promise10:

Yes we call God daddy because we love him!

But, adding that 'SKY' there will simply make you look stupid and foolish the more.


Ok say it out loud: I worship and invisible daddy who lives in !!!

Repeat it again and hear how foolish u sound.

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Re: 10 Reasons Atheists Crack Me Up. by frank317: 6:16pm On Sep 29, 2016
promise10:

Yes we call God daddy because we love him!

But, adding that 'SKY' there will simply make you look stupid and foolish the more.

You really lack the understanding behind the theistic logic. And this is what is making you look like a FOOL.

Blah blah blah... Still we see no God. I am sorry, ur God does not exist, u can go hug a transformer, he will never exist.

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Re: 10 Reasons Atheists Crack Me Up. by frank317: 6:17pm On Sep 29, 2016
Oga landlord... I sight uoooo
Re: 10 Reasons Atheists Crack Me Up. by promise10: 6:18pm On Sep 29, 2016
frank317:


Was Jesus seen flying into heaven? He resides in the sky, and he is your father, therefore he is an invisible sky daddy.

Of course u will not dismiss the existence of a creator, u should make up a creator after viewing the world, u should also go further and say this made up creator is ur father, he loves u and he makes mistakes and regrets... If you dont realize u are sick, then u need help.
No bro, stop looking stupid!

Why asking if Jesus was seen flying into heaven? Thought you said he never existed?

He didn't fly, he ASCENDED! Did you even go to school? Don't you know the difference between "flying" and "ascending"? Go and grab a primary school english book on that, I think that can help you.

If Jesus had the power to raise dead people and resurrect himself after he died for salvation purpose, would ascending and acting against gravity be a difficult thing for him?


Stop fooling, you are not deranged!

He ascended, and guess what? When he was ascending he was not seen of, 10 persons, 100 persons, 200 persons, 300 or 400 person, BUT was rather seen of 500 person. The 500 persons were mixture of the public, both believers, unbelievers, agnostics, atheists e.t.c. Of which many of them were still alive at the time of paul. Hope you would look smart to debunk the existence of paul?

God doesn't reside in the sky. If you are sweating in your miserable life trying to debunk something that resides in the sky, then it is definitely not God.

The most stupid thing I have seen an atheist do is to fake up something about God, and argue with theists on the basis of what he faked up, just the way hopefulLandlord did the other day only to get stuck at the end of the day.
Re: 10 Reasons Atheists Crack Me Up. by hahn(m): 6:22pm On Sep 29, 2016
frank317:


Blah blah blah... Still we see no God. I am sorry, ur God does not exist, u can go hug a transformer, he it will never exist.

Fixed.

God is not a man. It is a thing
Re: 10 Reasons Atheists Crack Me Up. by promise10: 6:25pm On Sep 29, 2016
frank317:


In other words I should just remove the "sky" and call him your "invisible daddy".you needn't rant like a mad man to drive ur point.
Just to make yourself look little sane, just TRY and remove that "sky", it is wonderfully better off to say "invisible daddy.

For an insane human being to understand in a sane way, simply means he is NOT insane.

For a dirty pig to cherish a tidy environment simply means it is not a pig.
Re: 10 Reasons Atheists Crack Me Up. by promise10: 6:30pm On Sep 29, 2016
winner01:
I do not know a sky daddy. Perhaps you are referring to the picture below.

You cant win this frank.
That's the genesis of their failure in theist-atheistic arguments especially here on NL. They fake up a STUPID logic about God and expect us to argue on the basis of the stupidity they faked up. This is a higher brand of foolishness and stupidity.
Re: 10 Reasons Atheists Crack Me Up. by promise10: 6:32pm On Sep 29, 2016
frank317:


Lol... U obviously don't know the meaning of invisible... Pray for sense.
Wow, waiting to see your own version on the meaning of "invisible".

Curiously waiting!
Re: 10 Reasons Atheists Crack Me Up. by promise10: 6:34pm On Sep 29, 2016
frank317:


Lol... U obviously don't know the meaning of invisible... Pray for sense.
Wow, waiting to see your own version on the meaning of "invisible".

Curiously waiting!

Wait, pray for sense? If you think prayer doesn't work, is that not a PROUD foolishness in your part to ask him to pray for sense?

Wonderful delusion, have a good ride!
Re: 10 Reasons Atheists Crack Me Up. by promise10: 6:37pm On Sep 29, 2016
frank317:


What First u have an invisible sky daddy, now u see me with high blood pressure...

Seriously dude... Does that picture depict and "invisible" sky daddy... Be honest... U wish it was ur God in that image don't u?
Hope, if that is really God, you would like to have a selfie with him? And still believe him to God.
Re: 10 Reasons Atheists Crack Me Up. by promise10: 6:39pm On Sep 29, 2016
frank317:


No ur invisible sky daddy, the one u accept lives in ur head
Still fooling!

God doesn't live in human head, go get a biology textbook to see what a head is made up of.

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