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Re: How To Know If Your Religion Is The Fake One! by PierreDeFermat(m): 10:26am On Oct 06, 2016
Infomizer:


I'm sure Muslims, Buddhists, Eckists, Traditionalists and so on have similar stories! I'm so fücking sure.
thats just it. Everybody have such stories. I believe there is God but a lot of things are beyond human understanding
Re: How To Know If Your Religion Is The Fake One! by PierreDeFermat(m): 10:28am On Oct 06, 2016
Op funny die
Re: How To Know If Your Religion Is The Fake One! by adjoviomole(m): 10:30am On Oct 06, 2016
Deicide:

And an Atheist Made the postulations about abiogenesis??

Postulation, evolution, abiosis they are all the assumptions of ppl. This assumptions can be true and they can be false. The probability that its true is half. So that is half chance in ur own part.

As for us too, heaven and hell could be real and could be false. If its real we have no problem and if its false we still have no problem.

But for u if evolution is real u and I have no problem, but if evolution is wrong you have a crios problem of wich I don't.

U dig grin
Re: How To Know If Your Religion Is The Fake One! by Immorttal: 10:31am On Oct 06, 2016
dam007:
quinn, I'd love you to simply try this, pick each of these beliefs, follow the tenets religiously... you'd see which one really is real! Was really hard hearted too o! But when I met Jesus, oh! It was so super obvious! And I hope you do too.. coz if you do, rather than stand puzzled at this thread, you'd only laugh and feel sorry for the numerous people still being cajoled by these atheistic views
replace this jesus with my name and you will feel much more fulfilled. This is exactly how delusion works.You were created in this planet to discover jesus amongst billions of people for the reward of more enjoyable and everlasting afterlife. Now billions of people who did not discover jesus for some varied reasons ranging from their location or religion to their beliefs would die and burn in hell. If these hold true,then that means jesus is a heartless and merciless fellow. He could have just presented this life already,no need for a cruel test which would cause many people to end up in hell forever and you will stay in heaven giving praises and worship, you forgot in a jiffy billions of your fellow human burning in hell in agony. Please dont insult my intelligent with your opinion. Thanks

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Re: How To Know If Your Religion Is The Fake One! by free37: 10:33am On Oct 06, 2016
Hmm....
Re: How To Know If Your Religion Is The Fake One! by Citrula69: 10:33am On Oct 06, 2016
junaidinho:

You don't even know what you are saying go to labs and you will see brain and other organs in human but can we say that of your god
your theory is that seeing is believing...you saw someone else's brains... so u know the person has one. you didn't see yours... hence u don't have one.... angry
Re: How To Know If Your Religion Is The Fake One! by Clementor(m): 10:44am On Oct 06, 2016
junaidinho:

Ok Israel is not a Christian country but your god is looking at Israel while they kill people in Aleppo
an your blood thirty god is busy drink the blood boko haram, isis etc fetch for him in the name of islam.
Re: How To Know If Your Religion Is The Fake One! by Nobody: 10:51am On Oct 06, 2016
Clementor:

an your blood thirty god is busy drink the blood boko haram, isis etc fetch for him in the name of islam.
Who told you that I am a Muslim you just assume what you don't know
Re: How To Know If Your Religion Is The Fake One! by lordthree(m): 10:55am On Oct 06, 2016
ChemicalReaction:
#11. When med science failed, my dad was healed of stroke.. My next door neighbor was booked for CS until God intervened and doctors didn't have any valid explanation. My miraculous admission. Without any connection, even didn't meet the cutoff of my course, LAW but GRACE took me where my strength and money could. I am a christian and my God works in mysterious ways. Halleluyah!!
What church do you attend? Winners?
Re: How To Know If Your Religion Is The Fake One! by beautydutch(f): 10:55am On Oct 06, 2016
CAPSLOCKED:





EVERYONE IN THE WORLD IS ON THEIR OWN.

WONDER WHY PEOPLE REBUKE YOU WHEN YOU FAIL AN EXAM, AND PRAISE GOD INSTEAD WHEN YOU PASS?
because every good gift comes from God
Re: How To Know If Your Religion Is The Fake One! by Immorttal: 10:58am On Oct 06, 2016
obinna58:
oooo i wonder why God cant just recreated the brain of those unbelievers to believers or God cant cant do that i thought he is Omnipotent that he does the impossible grin now believers will say he is a merciful God grin people are getting wise soon religious scam will end and the world we live in will become a better place wink but still i believe their is some kind of power in this universe that still need to be discoverd
you are correct.There are powers and there are invisible aliens existing in this earth but on a different dimensions, i charge every sceptic to reason along this lines: if our five senses can not detect other extra-ordinary occurences, does it mean they are non-existent? We can not detect wifi, waves,bluetooth and we cannot detect the gas in its gaseous state, it doesnt mean they are not real. Some other conscious forms might be in existence but in other realm and it can range from 1-billions of realms. We recognize the physicallity because we are the soujourners of the physical realm, we inhabit the physical realm. Secondly. What happenes at the trance state (dream)? Why do we have to spend a third of our live in the dream world? Is it a portal to other realms? This questions are healthy to mature minds to ponder, we may not have an answer yet but the future is bright.

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Re: How To Know If Your Religion Is The Fake One! by Clementor(m): 11:03am On Oct 06, 2016
junaidinho:

Who told you that I am a Muslim you just assume what you don't know
you sounded like one.
Re: How To Know If Your Religion Is The Fake One! by Nobody: 11:05am On Oct 06, 2016
Clementor:

you sounded like one.
Well I am not one
Re: How To Know If Your Religion Is The Fake One! by Clementor(m): 11:10am On Oct 06, 2016
junaidinho:

Who told you that I am a Muslim you just assume what you don't know
you sounded like one.
Re: How To Know If Your Religion Is The Fake One! by Kennyfancy(m): 11:11am On Oct 06, 2016
hahn:


Halleluyah!

Now, let us meet and replicate this at Igbobi. Since god heals, through you I hope, let us go and heal everyone at Igbobi then LASUTH then OSUTH. No need for anyone to be sick again.

Praise the Lord! cheesy
d reason why there ar so many bushy hair in d street is becos they refuse to meet d barber and do d neccesary thing, d reasn y there ar so many sick people is becos they refuse to run to God

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Re: How To Know If Your Religion Is The Fake One! by Nobody: 11:21am On Oct 06, 2016
Kennyfancy:
d reason why there ar so many bushy hair in d street is becos they refuse to meet d barber and do d neccesary thing, d reasn y there ar so many sick people is becos they refuse to run to God

Most of the people you talk about have been to churches and mosques but did not get any cure
Re: How To Know If Your Religion Is The Fake One! by mztakayswitch3(m): 11:28am On Oct 06, 2016
junaidinho:

But you saw and read the topic of this thread what were you now thinking the thread will be about?
the topic was not that clear on being from an atheists..if u read again self u would see clearly that the first few points are normal but the latter part are just outta this world
Re: How To Know If Your Religion Is The Fake One! by honourhim: 11:32am On Oct 06, 2016
@OP, pls i'm still waiting for your response to my question. My question is - what do i stand to gain if i should leave christianity to join atheism?
Re: How To Know If Your Religion Is The Fake One! by Nobody: 11:49am On Oct 06, 2016
junaidinho:

Most of the people you talk about have been to churches and mosques but did not get any cure

@Junaidinho.. I met with Tinubu some years back, I had my first degree in Accounting, my second MBA, and then have a PhD as well. I met with Tinubu and we talked, for an hour. I told him about the insecurities of the country, and all that can be done to improve the life of the commoners. All the same, I then asked if I could work at Alpha Beta, he said, no problem. He gave me his personal number, and I called several times.
It was not difficult for Tinubu to have made a call for me to get an appointment there. But what happened, he did it at his own set time, at his convenient time. So my brother, he runs the company, and he will be the one to tell me when it is right for me to work there. Just as how God created the world, he would cure who he wants to cure. You can't play smart and play God when you are human. His thoughts are not the same as ours. So if you feel you and I know it all, my brother, we know nothing. God exists, take it or leave it. Na people like una de believe juju people, but when e reach God level, una no wan hear. Oga park well. God de everywhere.
Re: How To Know If Your Religion Is The Fake One! by Nobody: 11:59am On Oct 06, 2016
honourhim:
@OP, pls i'm still waiting for your response to my question. My question is - what do i stand to gain if i should leave christianity to join atheism?

To them, they have won a soul thinking that you have the same thought as them. Which actually is baseless to me. Purely dumb.

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Re: How To Know If Your Religion Is The Fake One! by Nobody: 12:04pm On Oct 06, 2016
ChemicalReaction:
#11. When med science failed, my dad was healed of stroke.. My next door neighbor was booked for CS until God intervened and doctors didn't have any valid explanation. My miraculous admission. Without any connection, even didn't meet the cutoff of my course, LAW but GRACE took me where my strength and money could. I am a christian and my God works in mysterious ways. Halleluyah!!


You alone can lay claim to 3 miracles while billions of others haven't had one miracle in their lives , fishy if you ask me.

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Re: How To Know If Your Religion Is The Fake One! by jelal007(m): 12:05pm On Oct 06, 2016
rexben:
No religion of the world is created or founded by God. All are manmade.
Come out of every religion and follow Jesus. He is the way to the Father. Religion, not even Christianity can't take you to God.
Christianity presents itself to be presenting God but they can't.
Only Jesus represented God and He asked people to follow His footsteps.
Once again, quit religion
I have never a comment on NL as self-contradicting as this before. SMH

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Re: How To Know If Your Religion Is The Fake One! by atoleybaba(m): 12:31pm On Oct 06, 2016
junaidinho:

I thought you all say Jesus as died for the sin
yes he died for the sin. That is y those who believe in him....will have everlasting life. In a future paradise where wicked ones will be no more. And there will be true lasting peace. Seriously you need to have a discussion with one of Jehovah's witnesses I know u won't regret it. All the questions you didn't get reasonable answer for from ur childhood religion and clergy man, will be shown to you from d bible. Even the most difficult question u might think is unanswerable like do God really exist?
Re: How To Know If Your Religion Is The Fake One! by adjoviomole(m): 12:43pm On Oct 06, 2016
junaidinho:
Some atheist don't believe in Big Bang theory

Some atheist! Like criosly? What about u wot do u believe?.
Re: How To Know If Your Religion Is The Fake One! by oluamid(m): 12:49pm On Oct 06, 2016
kazyhm:


when someone from nowhere shouted vegetable hawker ...................and your response is this quoted piece,

I hope you'll understand ?


He most probably still won't get it.
Re: How To Know If Your Religion Is The Fake One! by rexben(m): 12:52pm On Oct 06, 2016
jelal007:
I have never a comment on NL as self-contradicting as this before. SMH
Self-contradicting, how?
Re: How To Know If Your Religion Is The Fake One! by rexben(m): 12:57pm On Oct 06, 2016
atoleybaba:
yes he died for the sin. That is y those who believe in him....will have everlasting life. In a future paradise where wicked ones will be no more. And there will be true lasting peace. Seriously you need to have a discussion with one of Jehovah's witnesses I know u won't regret it. All the questions you didn't get reasonable answer for from ur childhood religion and clergy man, will be shown to you from d bible. Even the most difficult question u might think is unanswerable like do God really exist?
Jesus did not die for anybody's sins. He did not say He came to die for sins ooo. Christians and their lies, it is glaring that Jesus did not die for sins. He taught how to get your sins forgiven. He even forgave sins before He died
Re: How To Know If Your Religion Is The Fake One! by Nobody: 1:00pm On Oct 06, 2016
dadaic:


@Junaidinho.. I met with Tinubu some years back, I had my first degree in Accounting, my second MBA, and then have a PhD as well. I met with Tinubu and we talked, for an hour. I told him about the insecurities of the country, and all that can be done to improve the life of the commoners. All the same, I then asked if I could work at Alpha Beta, he said, no problem. He gave me his personal number, and I called several times.
It was not difficult for Tinubu to have made a call for me to get an appointment there. But what happened, he did it at his own set time, at his convenient time. So my brother, he runs the company, and he will be the one to tell me when it is right for me to work there. Just as how God created the world, he would cure who he wants to cure. You can't play smart and play God when you are human. His thoughts are not the same as ours. So if you feel you and I know it all, my brother, we know nothing. God exists, take it or leave it. Na people like una de believe juju people, but when e reach God level, una no wan hear. Oga park well. God de everywhere.
you should probably tell this to someone that has cancer and see the person's reaction
you met tinubu and he gave you his [b]personal number [/b]that alone is an assurance that you will get the job you are looking for. But a cancer patient does not have any assurance that god as answered his/her prayer talkless of healing so the example you gave is invalid here
Re: How To Know If Your Religion Is The Fake One! by Nobody: 1:03pm On Oct 06, 2016
atoleybaba:
yes he died for the sin. That is y those who believe in him....will have everlasting life. In a future paradise where wicked ones will be no more. And there will be true lasting peace. Seriously you need to have a discussion with one of Jehovah's witnesses I know u won't regret it. All the questions you didn't get reasonable answer for from ur childhood religion and clergy man, will be shown to you from d bible. Even the most difficult question u might think is unanswerable like do God really exist?
are you a jehovah witness because i will like to ask you a question
Re: How To Know If Your Religion Is The Fake One! by chijioke17(m): 1:06pm On Oct 06, 2016
kazyhm:


the point is different from the pointer and the pointee
you can as well interpolate, extrapolate or interpose
guy, just take gun and kill me

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Re: How To Know If Your Religion Is The Fake One! by rexben(m): 1:13pm On Oct 06, 2016
sekem:


You're funny

Can you even hear yourself speak?
Funny, you say. If i tell you that you're the comedian here, would you believe?
You're very funny, i don't see anything funny in what i said.
You're just seeing or hearing it the first time. What do you call a truth you just found out? Funny?
Re: How To Know If Your Religion Is The Fake One! by Nobody: 1:15pm On Oct 06, 2016
Citrula69:

your theory is that seeing is believing...you saw someone else's brains... so u know the person has one. you didn't see yours... hence u don't have one.... angry
i dont have brain yet you are having a conversation with me so tell me who does not have brain
all we are asking is an evidence from your god if you can pray to him tell him that people dont believe in him and they want prove and tell him he should speak to us in a language we can understand

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