I am a plumber. I have a job going on a construction site in Ajah where I am posting this from at the moment. My workers and I got to the site this morning to start working, one of the labourers who I asked to bring a sewage pipe screamed out like Sango's thunder, I rushed to see what happened, and it was a snake crawling out from one of the 4 inches pipes seen in the picture below. I immediately grabbed a big stone and hurled it at the serpent's head, before I could bend down to pick more stones, other workers on the site have scattered its head in a split second.

Just 5 minutes later I heard the same guy shouting 'obe' 'obe' (Obe is SOUP in Yoruba). I went to see what was happening again and he had killed a monitor Lizard. Everyone wanted us to smoke the rare reptile for some garri consumption later in the afternoon, but right now as I type this a man is negotiating to buy the giant lizard for N2,500. The labourer's daily stipend is N2000. Sellng it for N2,500 wont be bad. But I have told the man to check back in one hour.

But I am thinking, since I am the boss on the site, should I just buy it for like 2k and we all roast it for garri for lunch. What do you think?

Thanks to my Gionee M5 plus for the clear pictures

More pics...

Everyone on the site called the reptile alligator. It didnt take me much time to convince them it's name is Monitor Lizard since they see me as some 'informed guy'

Where is lalasticlala seff.

Guy, abeg but the thing make una take am sempe for afternoon

Lalasticlala oooooooooooooooooooooo

snakeland

I
Pray
It
Doesn't
Reach
FP

I
Know
Lala
Will
Disappoint
Them
Cos
The
Snake
Is
Small

Oga Lalasticlala oooooooooooooh

DEXTROVERT:
I Pray It Doesn't Reach FP
I Know Lala Will Disappoint Them Cos The Snake Is Small

Lalasticlala expect to see very big snake

Revelation 23 vs 14..

In the last days of the earth, son of men will kill monitor lizard nd snake and sell for a shekel of garri...

today a plastic(shekel) of garri is 2k-2.5k....


Nwanne, Oge Ogwugwu oge is near ooo..

I don't know why these two reptiles are mostly seen and killed at the same area, anyone with an idea why ?

Oooh Gawd.

I hope lala doesn't end up marrying a snake oooo
Cos his love for snake is like cylinder and gas


But on a serious note lalasticlala can U please tell us all why you love snakes so much?

#just joking.

oh goodness i can't believe,i made it.lalasticlala has already done the needfull

Seun, come and see another Snake thread
Nairaland and snake news are 5 and 6

lala, dem use snake swear for you?

mtvheeew

Op, u no serious, na to chop reptile dey hungry u? Yuk!!!!
Help me ask that guy wey see both reptiles, "WHY ALWAYS HIM" something is fishy

laalaaa eeeeeee..... where u de

Rubbish

ThePlumbers:
I am a plumber. I have a job going on a construction site in Ajah where I am posting this from at the moment. My workers and I got to the site this morning to start working, one of the labourers who I asked to bring a sewage pipe screamed out like Sango's thunder, I rushed to see what happened, and it was a snake crawling out from one of the 4 inches pipes seen in the picture below. I immediately grabbed a big stone and hurled it at the serpent's head, before I could bend down to pick more stones, other workers on the site have scattered its head in a split second.

Just 5 minutes later I heard the same guy shouting 'obe' 'obe' (Obe is SOUP in Yoruba). I went to see what was happening again and he had killed a monitor Lizard. Everyone wanted us to smoke the rare reptile for some garri consumption later in the afternoon, but right now as I type this a man is negotiating to buy the giant lizard for N2,500. The labourer's daily stipend is N2000. Sellng it for N2,500 wont be bad. But I have told the man to check back in one hour.

But I am thinking, since I am the boss on the site, should I just buy it for like 2k and we all roast it for garri for lunch. What do you think?

Thanks to my Gionee M5 plus for the clear pictures

2k for the two?

Op, nice one. Ayam so proud of you and your boys for smashing the head of that slippery bastard.


I always have this sweet feeling when i see a snake been killed.


Please, get the beast incinerated completely.

shumuel:
I don't know why these two reptiles are mostly seen and killed at the same area, anyone with an idea why ?

I think maybe bcs they have common habitat or share the same habitat....

I now believe there is a deliberate love for snake and it's likes, imagine just 6 posts and it's on front page,
Is snake now a loveable thing? What education do we get killing snakes

This is serious.

tyy

Hey, I don't seem to understand this Lalasticlala and snake thingy. What if Lala is not the mod who keeps pushing all snake stories to the FP?