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Re: Take The Gospel Story Quiz To Prove Your Bible Knowledge! by HardMirror(m): 7:47am On Jan 02, 2017
felixomor:


U remain defiant even in the wake of dictionary definitions.
U even escaped his question so as to avoid us seeing ur errors, and yet u will say Christians who avoid the quiz are stubborn.
That tells a lot.

Besides the story of Judas is simple enough for kids.
Judas hanged himself, his dead body later fell from the height which he hanged himself from.
Both accounts are accurate, they happened at different times.


Although the devil used u to replace "fall" with "jump" in the bible.
It still did not hide the obvious.

You are falling hand, Mr man.

Now you must think we all stuppid.

Here are the bible verses

Matthew 27:5
Then he threw down the pieces of silver in the temple and departed, and went and hanged himself.
Acts 1:18
Now this man purchased a field with the wages of iniquity; and falling headlong he burst open in the middle and all his entrails gushed out.

So how do you fall headlong from a hanging position? Are you trying to rewrite the bible?

If a man was to commit suicide by jumping, do you know the proper way is to jump head first to ensure quick death? But here you are trying to twist things to suit ur nonsense fancies.

Again don't presume us fools here, I know ur church members wld applaud ur "explanations" to ease their confusion, but don't try selling ur bullcrap to us here.

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Re: Take The Gospel Story Quiz To Prove Your Bible Knowledge! by HardMirror(m): 7:54am On Jan 02, 2017
DoctorAlien:


My brother, at times I wonder why people lie like this. These guys are desperate. They insert and remove words from the Bible just to appear credible.
What lie?

Read the bible verses.

Matthew 27:5
Then he threw down the pieces of silver in the temple and departed, and went and hanged himself.
Acts 1:18
Now this man purchased a field with the wages of iniquity; and falling headlong he burst open in the middle and all his entrails gushed out.

So according to you judas fell from his hanging position. How cld he fall from that position and fall headlong? Only a man jumping from a height with suicidal intent would fall headlong to ensure quick death.

Lying for jesus is when you re-edit the bible claiming judas hanged himself, the rope broke and he fell and bust open. Now this is a new level of deceit tho a very dumb one but none the less overly amusing

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Re: Take The Gospel Story Quiz To Prove Your Bible Knowledge! by felixomor: 9:49am On Jan 02, 2017
HardMirror:

Now you must think we all stuppid.

Here are the bible verses

Matthew 27:5
Then he threw down the pieces of silver in the temple and departed, and went and hanged himself.
Acts 1:18
Now this man purchased a field with the wages of iniquity; and falling headlong he burst open in the middle and all his entrails gushed out.

So how do you fall headlong from a hanging position? Are you trying to rewrite the bible?

If a man was to commit suicide by jumping, do you know the proper way is to jump head first to ensure quick death? But here you are trying to twist things to suit ur nonsense fancies.

Again don't presume us fools here, I know ur church members wld applaud ur "explanations" to ease their confusion, but don't try selling ur bullcrap to us here.

Only a devil can lie against the bible and still be arguing.
My God o.
U just put something in the bible that wasnt there,
And u slept and woke up and still making noise?

Even DoctorAlien confirmed it almost simultaneously.

Guy, please buy some shame.
Seize noise
Re: Take The Gospel Story Quiz To Prove Your Bible Knowledge! by HardMirror(m): 9:55am On Jan 02, 2017
felixomor:


Only a devil can lie against the bible and still be arguing.
My God o.
U just put something in the bible that wasnt there,
And u slept and woke up and still making noise?

Even DoctorAlien confirmed it almost simultaneously.

Guy, please buy some shame.
Seize noise
Blah blah blah he goes

Address the below
Now you must think we all stuppid.

Here are the bible verses

Matthew 27:5
Then he threw down the pieces of silver in the temple and departed, and went and hanged himself.
Acts 1:18
Now this man purchased a field with the wages of iniquity; and falling headlong he burst open in the middle and all his entrails gushed out.

So how do you fall headlong from a hanging position? Are you trying to rewrite the bible?

If a man was to commit suicide by jumping, do you know the proper way is to jump head first to ensure quick death? But here you are trying to twist things to suit ur nonsense fancies.

Again don't presume us fools here, I know ur church members wld applaud ur "explanations" to ease their confusion, but don't try selling ur bullcrap to us here.
Re: Take The Gospel Story Quiz To Prove Your Bible Knowledge! by felixomor: 10:00am On Jan 02, 2017
HardMirror:

Blah blah blah he goes

Address the below

U r the one blabbing.
2 people already cleared u.


felixomor:


U remain defiant even in the wake of dictionary definitions.
U even escaped his question so as to avoid us seeing ur errors, and yet u will say Christians who avoid the quiz are stubborn.
That tells a lot.

Besides the story of Judas is simple enough for kids.
Judas hanged himself, his dead body later fell from the height which he hanged himself from.
Both accounts are accurate, they happened at different times.

Although the devil used u to replace "fall" with "jump" in the bible.
It still did not hide the obvious.

You are falling hand, Mr man.


DoctorAlien:


Are you sure you're not the person that wrote those "contradictions" on the quiz site? Because the bolded word is not in my Bible. Why are you lying to look credible?

Anyway, can something hung/suspended at a height no longer fall?

And u r still lying here?
Re: Take The Gospel Story Quiz To Prove Your Bible Knowledge! by HardMirror(m): 10:07am On Jan 02, 2017
felixomor:


U r the one blabbing.
2 people already cleared u.






And u r still lying here?

Blah blah blah

Address the below

Now you must think we all stuppid.

Here are the bible verses

Matthew 27:5
Then he threw down the pieces of silver in the temple and departed, and went and hanged himself.
Acts 1:18
Now this man purchased a field with the wages of iniquity; and falling headlong he burst open in the middle and all his entrails gushed out.

So how do you fall headlong from a hanging position? Are you trying to rewrite the bible?

If a man was to commit suicide by jumping, do you know the proper way is to jump head first to ensure quick death? But here you are trying to twist things to suit ur nonsense fancies.

Again don't presume us fools here, I know ur church members wld applaud ur "explanations" to ease their confusion, but don't try selling ur bullcrap to us here.
Re: Take The Gospel Story Quiz To Prove Your Bible Knowledge! by felixomor: 10:10am On Jan 02, 2017
HardMirror:


Blah blah blah

Address the below



U have now resorted to childish tautology?
Hahahaha......

Why have u decided to spoil yourself with lies?
Re: Take The Gospel Story Quiz To Prove Your Bible Knowledge! by HardMirror(m): 10:27am On Jan 02, 2017
felixomor:


U have now resorted to childish tautology?
Hahahaha......

Why have u decided to spoil yourself with lies?
What lies?
You mean the lies you told? Saying Judas hanged himself, then fell from hanging himself? Still searching the bible to see where that is written.
While blahblahring, pls be kind to address the below

Now you must think we all stuppid.

Here are the bible verses

Matthew 27:5
Then he threw down the pieces of silver in the temple and departed, and went and hanged himself.
Acts 1:18
Now this man purchased a field with the wages of iniquity; and falling headlong he burst open in the middle and all his entrails gushed out.

So how do you fall headlong from a hanging position? Are you trying to rewrite the bible?

If a man was to commit suicide by jumping, do you know the proper way is to jump head first to ensure quick death? But here you are trying to twist things to suit ur nonsense fancies.

Again don't presume us fools here, I know ur church members wld applaud ur "explanations" to ease their confusion, but don't try selling ur bullcrap to us here.

Or just admit you fabricated your judas story (sure it's not in any bible, so someone is making up stuff here)
Re: Take The Gospel Story Quiz To Prove Your Bible Knowledge! by felixomor: 10:32am On Jan 02, 2017
HardMirror:

What lies?
You mean the lies you told? Saying Judas hanged himself, then fell from hanging himself? Still searching the bible to see where that is written.
While blahblahring, pls be kind to address the below



Or just admit you fabricated your judas story (sure it's not in any bible, so someone is making up stuff here)
Mark reported how he died.
Luke recorded the final process of his remains.
Simple as ABC.
Luke would have only "contradicted" Mark by saying "Judas never hanged"
But he, Luke never said so.


Still, U r not making sense o.

because u still cant tell me why u put "jump" in the bible?
Why did u do that?
Re: Take The Gospel Story Quiz To Prove Your Bible Knowledge! by HardMirror(m): 10:38am On Jan 02, 2017
felixomor:

Mark reported how he died.
Luke recorded the final process of his remains.
Simple as ABC.
Luke would have only "contradicted" Mark by saying "Judas never hanged"
But he, Luke never said so.


Still, U r not making sense o.

because u still cant tell me why u put "jump" in the bible?
Why did u do that?
Now you must think we all stuppid.

Here are the bible verses

Matthew 27:5
Then he threw down the pieces of silver in the temple and departed, and went and hanged himself.
Acts 1:18
Now this man purchased a field with the wages of iniquity; and falling headlong he burst open in the middle and all his entrails gushed out.

So how do you fall headlong from a hanging position? Are you trying to rewrite the bible?

If a man was to commit suicide by jumping, do you know the proper way is to jump head first to ensure quick death? But here you are trying to twist things to suit ur nonsense fancies.

Again don't presume us fools here, I know ur church members wld applaud ur "explanations" to ease their confusion, but don't try selling ur bullcrap to us here.
Re: Take The Gospel Story Quiz To Prove Your Bible Knowledge! by randomperson: 10:44am On Jan 02, 2017
HardMirror:

Now you must think we all stuppid.

Here are the bible verses

Matthew 27:5
Then he threw down the pieces of silver in the temple and departed, and went and hanged himself.
Acts 1:18
Now this man purchased a field with the wages of iniquity; and falling headlong he burst open in the middle and all his entrails gushed out.

So how do you fall headlong from a hanging position? Are you trying to rewrite the bible?

If a man was to commit suicide by jumping, do you know the proper way is to jump head first to ensure quick death? But here you are trying to twist things to suit ur nonsense fancies.

Again don't presume us fools here, I know ur church members wld applaud ur "explanations" to ease their confusion, but don't try selling ur bullcrap to us here.
I don't understand how any one in his right and proper mind can claim those two verses are not contradictory... And felixomor is saying unless one of the verses says "he never hanged", it's not a contradiction.... Well, the bible doesn't say he never drank poison. Does that mean it's not contradictory to the bible to say that he drank poison??
Re: Take The Gospel Story Quiz To Prove Your Bible Knowledge! by felixomor: 10:44am On Jan 02, 2017
HardMirror:

Now you must think we all stuppid.

Here are the bible verses

Matthew 27:5
Then he threw down the pieces of silver in the temple and departed, and went and hanged himself.
Acts 1:18
Now this man purchased a field with the wages of iniquity; and falling headlong he burst open in the middle and all his entrails gushed out.

So how do you fall headlong from a hanging position? Are you trying to rewrite the bible?

If a man was to commit suicide by jumping, do you know the proper way is to jump head first to ensure quick death? But here you are trying to twist things to suit ur nonsense fancies.

Again don't presume us fools here, I know ur church members wld applaud ur "explanations" to ease their confusion, but don't try selling ur bullcrap to us here.

Why are u repeating urself like a child?
Does this 3 paragraphs explain how u arrived at "Jump"(that is no where in the bible)?

Moreso, people in Judas time, hanged near cliffs.
After partial decomposition and sometimes rope snapping the remains could be blown of in any direction including "headlong".
Your childish tautology ends here.

u are trying so hard to cover ur "jump" lie, and the best u can do is to start tautology?
I just keep pitying u.
Sincerely
Re: Take The Gospel Story Quiz To Prove Your Bible Knowledge! by felixomor: 10:46am On Jan 02, 2017
randomperson:

I don't understand how any one in his right and proper mind can claim those two verses are not contradictory... And felixomor is saying unless one of the verses says "he never hanged", it's not a contradiction.... Well, the bible doesn't say he never drank poison. Does that mean it's not contradictory to the bible to say that he drank poison??

Someone in his right senses that quotes Matthew 21 with 71 verses in a debate.?

Maybe we need to redefine "senses".
Re: Take The Gospel Story Quiz To Prove Your Bible Knowledge! by randomperson: 10:49am On Jan 02, 2017
felixomor:


Someone in his right senses that quotes Matthew 21 with 71 verses in a debate.?

Maybe we need to redefine "senses".
Don't be silly... At least it's better than claiming someone fell headlong from a hanging position... Maybe he hanged by the feet grin

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Re: Take The Gospel Story Quiz To Prove Your Bible Knowledge! by felixomor: 10:51am On Jan 02, 2017
randomperson:

Don't be silly... At least it's better than claiming someone fell headlong from a hanging position... grin
Keep quiet.
U have brought foolishness to new year.

A rotten body can fall in any direction from a cliff.

The funniest thing is u even call ur elder silly, when its obvious your brain is not working properly here.
Re: Take The Gospel Story Quiz To Prove Your Bible Knowledge! by HardMirror(m): 10:55am On Jan 02, 2017
felixomor:


Why are u repeating urself like a child?
Does this 3 paragraphs explain how u arrived at "Jump"(that is no where in the bible)?

Moreso, people in Judas time, hanged near cliffs.
After partial decomposition and sometimes rope snapping the remains could be blown of in any direction including "headlong".
Your childish tautology ends here.

u are trying so hard to cover ur "jump" lie, and the best u can do is to start tautology?
I just keep pitying u.
Sincerely
If that was the case, why wld acts 1 verse 18 conveniently forget to mention that Judas hung himself? It is very straight forward. He bought a field and fell headlong. Suicide by falling headlong. That is how to jump when committing suicide, you go headlong to ensure quick death.

Pity urself

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Re: Take The Gospel Story Quiz To Prove Your Bible Knowledge! by randomperson: 10:57am On Jan 02, 2017
felixomor:

Keep quiet.
U have brought foolishness to new year.

A rotten body can fall in any direction from a cliff.

The funniest thing is u even call ur elder silly, when its obvious your brain is not working properly here.
I laugh in tongues.... So your bible tells u the body was rotten before falling headlong... Or was it the holy spirit who gave you this special information...
BTW, how many of the bandits crucified with Jesus mocked him... Was it one or both of them
Re: Take The Gospel Story Quiz To Prove Your Bible Knowledge! by HardMirror(m): 10:57am On Jan 02, 2017
randomperson:

Don't be silly... At least it's better than claiming someone fell headlong from a hanging position... Maybe he hanged by the feet grin
Hehehehe

I am sure he has been working on twisting the headlong clause
Re: Take The Gospel Story Quiz To Prove Your Bible Knowledge! by felixomor: 11:02am On Jan 02, 2017
HardMirror:

If that was the case, why wld acts 1 verse 18 conveniently forget to mention that Judas hung himself? It is very straight forward. He bought a field and fell headlong. Suicide by falling headlong. That is how to jump when committing suicide, you go headlong to ensure quick death.

Pity urself
So long as the book wasnt written by ur mandate, ur asking "why" this, "why that" doesnt make Luke's sentence to contradict Mark's sentence.
Absence is not evidence.

Suicide is a willful "jump" not "fall".
And that is why u were so badly desperate to put "jump" in Luke's book by all means.
But we caught u.. cheesy

If you like pretend to be illiterate, and childish
U have already seen ur lie.
Repent mehn.
Re: Take The Gospel Story Quiz To Prove Your Bible Knowledge! by felixomor: 11:06am On Jan 02, 2017
randomperson:

I laugh in tongues.... So your bible tells u the body was rotten before falling headlong... Or was it the holy spirit who gave you this special information...
BTW, how many of the bandits crucified with Jesus mocked him... Was it one or both of them

Of course, it already told me it hanged.
Only a fool will not know that decomposition will follow hanging.
grin

Your vehicle is already set in motion as usual.
@ the bolded, moving to the next escape argument.
Sorry, safe journey.
At this point, I would refer you back to your google.
Re: Take The Gospel Story Quiz To Prove Your Bible Knowledge! by randomperson: 11:08am On Jan 02, 2017
HardMirror:

Hehehehe

I am sure he has been working on twisting the headlong clause
Another contradiction in the same story... One gospel says Judas bought the Potter's field, another said the chief priests bought the field...
And felixomor be like, "that's not a contradiction, maybe Judas paid half and the chief priests paid half. U have to understand the context and be guided by the holy spirit."
And am like, "just kill me aiidy!!" grin

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Re: Take The Gospel Story Quiz To Prove Your Bible Knowledge! by HardMirror(m): 11:08am On Jan 02, 2017
felixomor:

So long as the book wasnt written by ur mandate, ur asking "why" this, "why that" doesnt make Luke's sentence to contradict Mark's sentence.
Absence is not evidence.

Suicide is a willful "jump" not "fall".
And that is why u were so badly desperate to put "jump" in Luke's book by all means.
But we caught u.. cheesy

If you like pretend to be illiterate, and childish
U have already seen ur lie.
Repent mehn.
Usual nonsense. Jumped or fall headlong, so far Acts 1:18 did not deem it fit to mention how his body was rotten or how Judas hung himself ( extremely important details), just going straight to him falling headlong, all I see is suicide by jumping from a high platform. All the other mumbo jumbo you are yapping are all excuses to wish away the contradictions of the narrations.
Re: Take The Gospel Story Quiz To Prove Your Bible Knowledge! by randomperson: 11:09am On Jan 02, 2017
felixomor:


Of course, it already told me it hanged.
Only a fool will not know that decomposition will follow hanging.
grin

Your vehicle is already set in motion as usual.
@ the bolded, moving to the next escape argument.
Sorry, safe journey.
At this point, I would refer you back to your google.
Copout! grin
Re: Take The Gospel Story Quiz To Prove Your Bible Knowledge! by felixomor: 11:10am On Jan 02, 2017
randomperson:

Copout! grin

New word user spotted.
Re: Take The Gospel Story Quiz To Prove Your Bible Knowledge! by HardMirror(m): 11:10am On Jan 02, 2017
randomperson:

Another contradiction in the same story... One gospel says Judas bought the Potter's field, another said the chief priests bought the field...
And felixomor be like, "that's not a contradiction, maybe Judas paid half and the chief priests paid half. U have to understand the context and be guided by the holy spirit."
And am like, "just kill me aiidy!!" grin
Na wa o

Bible: a book for dodos
Re: Take The Gospel Story Quiz To Prove Your Bible Knowledge! by felixomor: 11:12am On Jan 02, 2017
HardMirror:

Usual nonsense. Jumped or fall headlong, so far Acts 1:18 did not deem it fit to mention how his body was rotten or how Judas hung himself ( extremely important details), just going straight to him falling headlong, all I see is suicide by jumping from a high platform. All the other mumbo jumbo you are yapping are all excuses to wish away the contradictions of the narrations.

When a university graduate now equates "fall" to "jump".

U definitely know the devil is up to something.
smiley
Sincerely, may the Lord deliver u.
Cheers
Re: Take The Gospel Story Quiz To Prove Your Bible Knowledge! by HardMirror(m): 11:13am On Jan 02, 2017
randomperson:
Copout! grin
He knows he is yelping nonsense. He was trying to enforce his gibberish.

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Re: Take The Gospel Story Quiz To Prove Your Bible Knowledge! by HardMirror(m): 11:15am On Jan 02, 2017
felixomor:


When a university graduate now equates "fall" to "jump".

U definitely know the devil is up to something.
smiley
Sincerely, may the Lord deliver u.
Cheers
Acts 1:18. Have you addressed the passage or u are still propagating ur version?

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Re: Take The Gospel Story Quiz To Prove Your Bible Knowledge! by felixomor: 11:17am On Jan 02, 2017
HardMirror:

Acts 1:18. Have you addressed the passage or u are still propagating ur version?

U have not convinced on how "jump" eqautes "fall", i hope u know?

Btw, i thought u already left.
Re: Take The Gospel Story Quiz To Prove Your Bible Knowledge! by randomperson: 11:17am On Jan 02, 2017
felixomor:


When a university graduate now equates "fall" to "jump".

U definitely know the devil is up to something.
smiley
Sincerely, may the Lord deliver u.
Cheers
So u are sure that in Greek or Hebrew, fall and jump are not synonymous?? grin.... Because I remember the other day when we were asking why God would allow a human being to be sacrificed to him, u and Ebuka said, where the bible says " AND" , it actually means "OR" ...
Isn't that double standard??

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Re: Take The Gospel Story Quiz To Prove Your Bible Knowledge! by felixomor: 11:23am On Jan 02, 2017
randomperson:

So u are sure that in Greek or Hebrew, fall and jump are not synonymous?? grin.... Because I remember the other day when we were asking why God would allow a human being to be sacrificed to him, u and Ebuka said, where the bible says " AND" , it actually means "OR" ...
Isn't that double standard
??

Hehehe
2 things i can see here:
1. U r trying to rewrite dictionary

2. U r lying against me with an event that i dont even know when it happened

Do U have memory issues?
Re: Take The Gospel Story Quiz To Prove Your Bible Knowledge! by HardMirror(m): 11:36am On Jan 02, 2017
felixomor:

U have not convinced on how "jump" eqautes "fall", i hope u know?
Btw, i thought u already left.
You have not convinced me on the headlong fall. Btw, I thought u already left.

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