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This Are The Real Ways To Make Your Girl Love You Forever by M2dX(m): 8:43pm On Jan 06, 2017 |
1. When she asks
how she looks,
shrug and say
"could be better."
This will keep her
on her toes, and
girls love that.
2. Never hold her
hand. This can be
interpreted as a
sign of
weakness.
If she grabs your
hand, squeeze
hers really hard
until she cries
(this will impress
her by showing
her what a
strong man you
are).
3. Once a month,
sneak up on her
from behind and
knock her over.
Girls are like dogs;
they love to be
roughed up.
4. Call her in the
middle of the
night to ask if
she's sleeping. If
she is, say "you
better be."
Repeat this 4 or 5
times until
morning. This will
show her you
care.
5. When she is
upset about
something,
suggest to her
that it might be
her fault. This will
pave the way for
her own personal
improvement,
and every girl
needs some
improvement.
6. Recognize the
small things, as
they usually
mean the most.
Then when she's
sleeping, steal all
her small things
and break them,
because jewelry
is for Nollywood
ladies.
7. If you're talking
to another girl,
make sure she's
looking. When she
is, stare into her
eyes, mouth the
words "F**k you"
and grab the
other girl's azz.
Girls love
competition.
8. Tell her you're
taking her out to
dinner. Drive for
miles so she
thinks it's going
to be really
special. Then take
her to a rubbish
dump.
When she starts
to get upset, tell
her you were just
kidding and now
you're really going
to take her to
dinner. Then drive
her home. When
she starts crying
and asks why
you would do
something like
that, lean over
and whisper very
quietly into her
ear "...because I
can."
9. Introduce her
to your friends as
"some chick."
Women love
those special
nicknames.
10. Play with her
hair. Play with it
HARD.
11. Warm her up
when she's
cold...and not by
giving her your
jacket, because
then you might
get cold. Rather,
look her in the
eye and say "if
you don't stop
b****ing about
the cold right
now, you're going
to be b****ing
about a black
eye." The best
way to get warm
is with fear.
12. Take her to a
party. When you
get there, she'll
have to go to the
bathroom (they
always do). Leave
immediately.
Come back right
when the party is
dying and shout
at her the whole
way home for
ditching you all
night.
13. Make her
laugh. A good
way to do this is
if she has a small
pet. Kick the pet. I
always find stuff
like that
funny...why
shouldn't girls?
14. Let her fall
asleep in your
arms. When she's
fast asleep, wait
10 minutes, then
jump up and
scream in her ear.
Repeat until she
goes home and
you can use your
arms for more
important things
(like texting other
girls).
15. Spit often. I
hear girls like
guys that spit.
16. If you care
about her, never
ever tell her. This
will only give her
self-confidence,
then you can
never turn her
into the object
she deep down
desires to be.
17. Every time
you're in her
house, steal one
of her shoes,
earrings or
anything else
that comes in
pairs. Only take
one of the pair.
This way, she'll
go crazy.
18. Take her out
to dinner. Right
when she's about
to order, interrupt
and say "no, she's
not hungry." Make
her watch you
eat. Girls love a
guy that speaks
for her.
19. Look her in the
eyes and smile.
Then punch her in
the face. Girls love
a spontaneous
guy.
20. Give her one
of your t-shirts,
and make sure it
has your smell on
it (but not a sexy
cologne smell...a
bad smell. You
know what I'm
talking about).
21. When it's
raining, keep
asking her if she's
crying. She'll say
"no, it's just the
rain." Ten
minutes later,
turn to her and
just scream at
her to stop crying.
Girls like a tough
man.
22. bosom
twisters and
plenty of them.
23. If you're
listening to music,
and she asks to
hear it, tell her no.
This way she'll
think you're
mysterious.
24. Remember her
birthday, but
don't get her
anything. Teach
her that material
objects arent
important. The
only thing that's
important is that
she keeps you
happy, and your
happiness is the
greatest present
she can ever get.
25. When she
gives you a
present on your
birthday,
Christmas or just
whenever, take it
and tell her you
love it. Then, next
time you know
she's coming over
on a trash day,
leave the trash
can open and
have the present
visibly sticking
out of the can.
Girls actually don't
like this one that
much, but I think
it's funny.
26. If she's mad
at you for not
calling her when
you say you will,
promise her that
you will call her at
a certain time of
the day. This will
make sure that
she waits by the
phone. Tell her
when you call
that you're going
to tell her a
special surprise.
Now she'll be
really excited.
Don't call! |
Re: This Are The Real Ways To Make Your Girl Love You Forever by Nobody: 8:47pm On Jan 06, 2017 |
Works as fast as magic beans grow. I implore every guy to religiously follow these steps . |
Re: This Are The Real Ways To Make Your Girl Love You Forever by DozieInc(m): 8:54pm On Jan 06, 2017 |
It works, until you realize you are a bachelor at 55 7 Likes |
Re: This Are The Real Ways To Make Your Girl Love You Forever by firstking01(m): 9:00pm On Jan 06, 2017 |
Post too conjested for my consumption...skipt altru. |
Re: This Are The Real Ways To Make Your Girl Love You Forever by JOACHINpedro: 9:09pm On Jan 06, 2017 |
Nice write-up But I don't think it will work for some girls that takes the slightest thing too personal. meanwhile NO 27 really got me LOL. |
Re: This Are The Real Ways To Make Your Girl Love You Forever by ebonyeyes88(f): 9:12pm On Jan 06, 2017 |
You know what OP? You really suck when it comes to relationships. Only a desperate ti++y-sagging wh0re would fall for that but one thing I must admit you are good at, is being a B*tch. No pun intended.. |
Re: This Are The Real Ways To Make Your Girl Love You Forever by M2dX(m): 11:20am On Jan 07, 2017 |
ebonyeyes88:
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Re: This Are The Real Ways To Make Your Girl Love You Forever by chigbolu: 12:04pm On Jan 07, 2017 |
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Re: This Are The Real Ways To Make Your Girl Love You Forever by MrWhaley: 12:08pm On Jan 07, 2017 |
Rada rada. More crap than I could count. |
Re: This Are The Real Ways To Make Your Girl Love You Forever by TANKDESTROYER(m): 12:25pm On Jan 07, 2017 |
Wrong!!!!! |
Re: This Are The Real Ways To Make Your Girl Love You Forever by ebonyeyes88(f): 2:42pm On Jan 07, 2017 |
[quote author=M2dX post=52607207][/quote]yea you should give a F*ck about you being ugly f*cknicca. |
Re: This Are The Real Ways To Make Your Girl Love You Forever by ebonyeyes88(f): 2:49pm On Jan 07, 2017 |
btw OP if you didn't care why did you write a stupid post about women comparing them to dogs? In America its the complete reverse. Lol..over here a woman would never fall for that crazy game, if anything, you will meet your match. If you put her through crazy games and cheat on her, Hmmm... you'll be a dead man literally. |
Re: This Are The Real Ways To Make Your Girl Love You Forever by M2dX(m): 5:32pm On Jan 09, 2017 |
ebonyeyes88:am not ugly and will never be |
Re: This Are The Real Ways To Make Your Girl Love You Forever by M2dX(m): 5:55pm On Jan 09, 2017 |
ebonyeyes88:not stupid when is done in good way,. When my match come she gona love me and i will reture the favour for her. |
Re: This Are The Real Ways To Make Your Girl Love You Forever by ebonyeyes88(f): 8:05am On Jan 10, 2017 |
M2dX:ok well don't be stupid ok? |
Re: This Are The Real Ways To Make Your Girl Love You Forever by ebonyeyes88(f): 8:06am On Jan 10, 2017 |
M2dX:where's the pic.. |
Re: This Are The Real Ways To Make Your Girl Love You Forever by Bishops10(m): 8:39am On Jan 10, 2017 |
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Re: This Are The Real Ways To Make Your Girl Love You Forever by solomix10(m): 11:23am On Jan 10, 2017 |
Bishops10:bros na you be job searcher o them suppose give you award 4 this, must i find your job seek in every thread ....d way u re goin about this if you end up not getting a job before this month runs out, bros i nofit lie u... Na village witches o |
Re: This Are The Real Ways To Make Your Girl Love You Forever by Bishops10(m): 7:10pm On Jan 10, 2017 |
solomix10:lol |
Re: This Are The Real Ways To Make Your Girl Love You Forever by M2dX(m): 4:37pm On Jan 11, 2017 |
ebonyeyes88:really? |
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