Strange things are happening in Ibadan due to hunger and hardship. Ladies, beware! Some shameless men now roam Ibadan wooing ladies so that they can gain easy access to their breast milk.

Faced with empty wallets and growling stomachs, they brainstormed a rather unconventional solution.

They roamed the streets of Ibadan with a peculiar determination, armed with pickup lines, but with a different mission - to cure hunger, not lust.

A lady, speaking anonymously, confided in me that at first, she was mesmerized by their poetry and charm. 'It's been ages since someone had said such sweet words to me,' she said. 'And then we started making out - kissing and licking. Then I revealed one of my boobs to seduce him. But that was where I made a mistake. He won't do anything else other than sucking my breast for hours like a malnourished kid whose country has been ravaged by famine,' she narrated as a tear fell from her eyes. 'I had to end the relationship a week later as all he ever wanted was for me to breastfeed him."

Another lady, Funmi, lamented over the recent trend. 'The men should understand that they're not the only ones being punished by Tinubu. We are also hungry. If you want breast milk, meet your mothers. I'll never allow any man to suck my breast again in the guise of romance.'

Soon, words spread like wildfire across the city as it became a hot topic at local hangouts and hookup joints. Even "runs girls" are not left out as everyone shared anecdotes about the lengths some men would go to have a sip of that sweet, lactating nectar.

'I don't even allow them to touch my breasts. Why should I? You can't pay me 2000 naira for a short time, and after pounding me, you still drink my milk worth thousands of naira. No way!' Miss Precious, a popular runs girl, thundered.

Meanwhile, Nigerians have called on President Bola Tinubu to end the hardship he inflicted on the nation.

NLCreator:

Tallesty1:
I will freak out if I see milk from breast.

EreluRoz:

Tallesty1:
No guy expects milk from there nah and They don't suck them because they want to.

it benefits us nothing.


Guys do it for your own good.

advanceDNA:
I thought only lactating mothers secrete breaßt milk....so what sort of witchcraft story is this?

EreluRoz:
You are too young to be commenting on adult topics

advanceDNA:


.u don start this night again??

Ur dopamine levels don skyrocket again

DevilsEqual:


Beer parlor gist as usual

So a fully grown man, na the breast of one imaginary woman go full in belle??

I think I know the shape of your head
I am sure I know where the sun rises

The wise men left the East 2000years ago, Na mumu full there now

Armed robbers invaded a woman's house in Mosagar community in Ethiope West Local Government Area of Delta state and stole beverages, raw and cooked food including pots of stew and soup.

Nigerian activist, Comrade Israel Joe, who disclosed this in a Facebook post said the incident happened on Wednesday night, February 28, 2024.

According to Mr. Joe, the robbers didn't take any of her valuables including phones and laptop.

“There was robbery in Mosagar, Delta State yesterday at about 8:13pm. The robbers broke into the woman's house and ordered her to lie down. It wasn't clear of they were carrying guns but she clearly said three of the boys entered into her house,” he wrote.

They left her phones and her laptop. They dispossessed and emptied her kitchen, carting away with almost half bag of rice, her cooked food, including the soup and stew in her refrigerator.

They packed up a little beverage in her fridge and one of them drank one can coke in her present before they left.

This is where we have gotten to, at the moment, young men robbíng people of their food. As they narrated the ordeal to me, I felt deeply sad.