The other day, I was in the midst of those I thought were reasonable people - a small group of lawyers, engineers and realtors or real estate guys, and as usual, the topic of conversation was our dear country Nigeria. Then someone said, "Abegi President Buhari should bring back our corruption," and to my surprise, everyone was laughing. I missed the joke, but I could swear the speaker was expressing the sentiment of the people I was with who were engulfed in a mumu laughter.

Who in Nigeria wey go say him no know say corruption na 99% of our wahala? Abeg why e be say na so so mumu mumu people full dis country? How can anybody govern a people who celebrate corruption the way we do and then cry foul when the damage is done, as though they had no idea where it came from? Kai, weytin be our problem Sef!

Walahitalai, even Jesus cannot govern a country wey still dey celebrate a president who presided over nothing but the wanton pilfering of its resources. And some Mumu Nigerians go dey wish make him come back to power. Na wa o.

Most people for Naija dey Craze. We dey Sick. And many of us dey Mental. I am sure you must have heard/read about the former NNPC Boss, Andrew Yakubu, who typifies what is damaging the Nigerian brand. Of course there are many Yakubus in Nigeria, even in my village of Oguta. The evil in the hearts of these men and women who are mindless and mean is for sure the bedrock of our recession; unemployment; suffering; hunger and infrastructural decay as billions and trillions of our monies are often pocketed by political criminals.

In the space of two years, see how much of our looted money was recouped by the government of President Muhammadu Buhari:

$153 million = Diezani Allison Madueke;
$15 million = Patience Jonathan;
N4billion = NIMASA boss Patrick Akpobolokemi
Heartbreaking N1trillion = Ex-Service chiefs
N111million = INEC Staff
$9.8 million & £74,000 = Andrew Yakubu
4.7bn arms fund = Obanikoro/Fayose
N11.7 billion mansion built by Deziani in Banana Island, Lagos.

Haba! Haba!! Haba!!! Is this a stealing competition?

But Andrew Yakubu own vex me die. Look at the clandestine place that $9.8m and another £74, 000 was found! Who would have thought there was such magnitude of national treasure there? See ehn, this stunning discovery by the EFCC makes me wonder how a soulless criminal of Andrew Yakubu's ilk could have received $10million in cash as gift - as claimed by him - and how much gift would have been given to many other thieves, evil peoples and demons who had over the last decade, dotted our government. Oh... Where is my gun? I dey seriously feel like shooting somebody! In the end, common man go die by jungle justice ooo.

My people, I no dey fit sleep again. I no fit comprehend how a human being go thief him generation money come go church go do thanksgiving. The supposed Man of God who is his pastor is a bastard and that church is a fraud; in fact, the God to whom they pray sef Na LIE. Nigerians must rise up and in unison fight this corruption, because if we fail today, this our suffering no go end o... and many of us go die for nothing. Our failure as a country is our fault as a people. Andrew Yakubu dey for every family for Naija. You wan get money but you no wan work. Looking for miracles in churches and mosques. If we fail to work, we can only steal to survive and that is where the change must begin - with us all. A country where people spend more time on their knees more than they do on their job will not stand; a country where the mind of the people has been buried in the erroneous mentality of getting rich only by praying; daily spiritual diet; where men of God openly fraternize with certified and indicted thieves and drool over their loot - is a country on its way to hell. My people, let us become a people who work so that we can collectively fight and fix this country. This madness of looters no go stop if our miracle-stricken mindset no change.

I hear say government dey give whistleblowers 5%, good. As the President of Frustrated Nigerians, I go ginger anybody wey know any government worker or politician wey dey hide money, for this our jungle. No fear, stand up because me go fight your fight. I am willing to provide further support for those who are afraid and I am willing to stand and fight to ensure that nobody go intimidate you - whether na the looters or agencies of government wey wan dey act funny. I cannot stand back and watch my country, my Naija, my home get looted to the point of monumental destructiveness while those who are capable of helping the government recover loots for the benefit of us all are intimidated by FEAR of DEATH. All man go die nonetheless and e fit be anytime.

I am prepared to lead a national revolution against corruption and in support of President Muhammadu Buhari's anti-corruption war. I will go to meet with the EFCC boss, the ICPC boss, the police boss and all those who are trying to give this country renewed hope. Very soon the voice of ordinary Nigerians will be so loud that the interest of the frustrated Nigerians will be a national priority. For decades, I have never heard thieves return so much money back to the system. And for this reason alone, I go clap small for President Muhammadu Buhari. As the President of All Frustrated Nigerians, I enjoin all of us to shine our eyes and act right so we no go take our hand decimate what is left of our land. This mindless stealing and looting is just too much. Na God go punish bad people.

#OurMumuDonDo !!!

Charly Boy (Areafada)
President, All Frustrated Nigerians.
Twitter: @Areafada1


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Make Lalasticlala Mynd44 and their Oga at the top Seun, carry this enter HQ o.

Many Nigerians are now realising that the last administration was on a mission to kill Nigeria.

That administration r@ped the country without using condom and the child that has been produced is today's economic hardship.

If Nigeria does not kill corruption, corruption will one day kill Nigeria.

president of all frustrated Nigerian's !!! president of all frustrated Nigerian's !!!

Truth234:
If Nigeria does not kill corruption, corruption will one day kill Nigeria.

Good to read this from you.

You rightly said it, for sure there is Andrew yakubu in every home in Nigeria.
I see this as the reason why majority of us shout "which hunt" when ever there is an attempt to fight crime.
Ask them, they say na turn by turn that anybody in his right sence Will do the same thing. Nawaoo!

The line that got me......... U stole, u go church go pay tithe, pastor pray for u for more blessing I.e more stealing........ And God just the watch. Aswear God no dey all this churches.

Nice one from you Areafada. Hope the children of hates will not call for your head.

Corruption must die for our beloved country " Nigeria " to live.

God bless President Mohammad Mahmood Buhari. Wishing you speedy recovery and long life sir.

That Andrew get stone heart shaaa.
Makes me wonder how much he truly stole if u can still find this amount of money on him 3 years after he left office.

Just take note of those who often say 'bring back our corruption'. They are the politicians on TV, the nigerians who have jobs, the nigerians who are fairly comfortable in life. They are the ones who always say that.

Hmmmm. Honestly, corruption will only be curbed if capital punishment is introduced. Not only you but one of your family member will also follow you. With that way, every of your family member will be calling your attention everyday to cease from any corrupt act. Even if you so wished or tempted, when you hear the warning voices of your family member. YOU GO GIVE YOURSELF BRAIN ONE TIME. Its well sha.


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Corruption is now a way of life in Nigeria

Nigeria consitution breeds corruption




Nigeria environment breed corruption


Even bubu is now infected with corruption badly

Nigeria case na only God go intervene

What burns my soul isn't that Andrew Yakubu "took" enough for 50 different generations, it is the fact that the idiot borne of a thousand fathers couldn't think of re investing it back into the economy to sustain it & profit!!! !

Stupidity & heartlessness is what i see & this is the fool that plans to govern a state? What a joke!!! For all intent and purposes , El-Rufai is a crazed tribalist but this Yakubu isn't fit to take his crown...

A certain chieftain of the ruling party (whom i hold no brief for) that masterninded the inglorious end of a certain IB of a president's ambition is touted by a group of disgruntled bitterness engulfed souls as a thief (jury still out on extent & scope) who has enslaved his tribe...

Fine, but none of the loot has gone beyond the shores of this nation, whatever has been taken is revolving in the economy!!


#OurMumuDonDo!!

well said charly.......

E dey vex me too why people go dey loot billions from Government treasury go stash for their house while many poor Nigerians dey die of hunger
The only way we can stamp out corruption is by sentencing to death any Politician or Civil Servant caught with Government funds even if na 100naira e be
But those thieves for National Assembly no go allow that kind bill pass first reading

But this Andrew Yakubu mata weak me too ooo
You don't even need to fear the devil if you have a Nigerian. Or is it that the devil the whites taught us about is a Nigerian

This is the kind of protest i stand with!!! #ourmumudondo

uncle Charlie, one of my favorite Africans.

Bros you can write.

most people don't like charley and they call him all sorts of names even when he speaks the truth so publicly while their pastors, immams, fathers, leaders remain silent and insensitive to their suffering.

nice one Sir.

#ourMUMUdonFULLcup

Truth be told our current economic situation is caused by the massive corruption in our system. Yes this administration might have their own demerits but I think we should all support their drive against corruption, some will scream its selective maybe maybe not but at least in the history of this nation this is the first time we have seen revelations of such magnitude. I am sure the money recovered from Yakubu will be like half of what some others have stolen over the years.

Truth is, Bubu doesn't have the guts to do what is needed. I still think he's softpedalling on issues that requires a decisive stand.

Perhaps because his major sponsorers for the last election are of questionable characters. But....

Leave Tinubu and Ameachi at the mercies of EFCC, followed by the other big names that still feel untouchable, then you will see how every "Yakubu" in all government parastatals will fall over themselves to vomit all they had eaten.
As it is, there's still this public perception that Bubu and EFCC are only going after those they perceive to be political enemies.

Until we fight corruption square and fair no matter who is involved, and realise that after the elections its just two sides ;the government and the masses, this polithiefians will keep taking us for a ride and they will continue using tribal and religious sentiments to sneak themselves into power to milk the future of this country dry.
Unfortunately even those who are supposed to make strict laws and stiffer punishment are also part of the rot in the system, we sure have a long way to go

Andrew yakubu mata tire me walahi

I have never been happier with what i just read. baba charly i dey your back and may we win the battle and the war

ZirdoRoray:
Na now areafather no sey he get mind abi? After everything don almost gbaje finis. Anyway he try. I just hope the protests he leads are successful.

Nigerian, is it ever too late to start something that is right . Please just show support.

And enemies of progress and few ignorant Nigerians are wailing that Magu should go!!!I understand that!!!!Anything corruption,they support it.