I don’t know about you, but when someone tells me not to Google something , I immediately do it.
It’s a sickness i guess because I can’t think of a single instance where whatever I discovered online after being explicitly warned against looking for it didn’t live up to my awful expectations. In other words, when people tell you not to Google something, they usually have a damn good reason.

So why am I sharing this roundup post of things you shouldn’t google, knowing full well that some of you are going to Google them anyway, and I will be the one to blame for your subsequent discomfort?
Because I am a very, very, very bad person, that’s why.
Keep reading … IF YOU DARE.


That said, here are a few things you should never type into Google’s search box :



1.Clock spider




I can’t even type those words without my scalp crawling. Now, I have a THING about spiders so your creep factor on this one may vary, but if you’re a fellow arachnophobe, you definitely definitely don’t want to Google Image Search this term.



2.Bedbugs on Mattress



SWEET JESUS NO!



3.Wet koala




Eventually the Internet will inform you that the viral image of a “wet koala” is in fact fake. But not before you are SCARRED FOR LIFE by the damp, fanged, rage-filled creature someone dreamed up via Photoshop.



4.Tetris Fantic




What could ever be wrong about googling Tetris? I mean, it’s Tetris, right? Wrong again. There is a type of pornographic fan fiction inspired by Tetris. It sounds something like this:
“I unbuttoned the blue pixel I had on my lower half and instructed her on the ways of pre-intimacy. As her top pixel met my bottom pixel, I let out an ecstatic sigh. Such pleasure I had never experienced in my life …”



5.Yourself




Either you’ll find no proof whatsoever of your existence, or you’ll realize just how screwed-up your Internet legacy will be. There’s no happy outcome here.



6.Lazy sundays




There are no words to describe this… Unless you are into old men, who enjoy “scrubbing” each other in the shower, you should try to stay away.



7.Blue Waffle




There is honestly no need to elaborate. Whatever you do, just don’t.



8.Tub Girl




Do you know the games where you have to concentrate really, really, really hard, and then a scary face appears out of nowhere and you fall of your chair crying? Tub girl is in some ways similar to those faces, because it manages to scare the life out of innocent people. If you haven’t seen it yet, don’t look it up, because your reaction might be similar to this guy’s.


9.Fournier



10.Meatspin


11.Goatse (Espcially not this one)

12.Two Girls,One cup

13.Cake farts

14.Skeleton in the closet

15.Google pewdiepie

16.Lemon party

17.Mr.Hands



and that’s todays list don’t be too curious to know them.

Also Read on: 9 Google tricks You Need to try Out.

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Thanks for compiling a list of 17 things I will definitely Google - out of curiosity!

Thanks for sharing.

But I wanna Guwardly Google them right away. Wish me well

Endtime tinz buhari

Dont ask Google about Buharis' health cos it will tell you the truth! Unlike Uncle Lie Mohammed

two girls one cup should be no1

Blue waffle pls don't Google it

Really, let me make yours obsolete. Set google to pics and search: too many holes

its better not to tell me because am ignorant of this things before, BT now am wishing to check them out

erekking:
Really, let me make yours obsolete. Set google to pics and search: too many holes

danG.... That's crazily gross... Wow... I felt something imaginary crawling all over my body

ThuGnificenX:
danG.... That's crazily gross... Wow... I felt something imaginary crawling all over my body

u think, i mellowed it down the more shocking one is; trypohobia

Please dont search it, ITS BAD

I couldn't eat wen I mistakenly stumbled upon two girls one cup.. I now find chocolate creams disgusting.. As for too many holes, jus d mere thought still scares d shit outta me.. I could feel tiny holes or wateva it was crawling out

Abee79:
Thanks for compiling a list of 17 things I will definitely Google - out of curiosity!

Me two!! Off i go

http://www.vipcashclub.biz is paying like mad

Please please please don't watch two girls one cup.

Some goats no go still hear word.

Isn't Mr. Hands that dude that got f**kd by a horse and died afterwards? Almost laughed my head off when I first read that..

When is my next menstra period? Aah


how many sperms do i have left? Blood of buari!

what I know is that curiosity kills the cat. So it's better not to satisfy curiosity

Nothing absurd or scary about all the pictures!

let me obey the op jejely,
but, can u permit me to search for "two girls one cup"

LaClickLaBend:
two girls one cup should be no1

pls can u just explain what that means "two girls, one cup" so that I won't Google it.
what happened in two girls, one cup

I actually played the dare game by searching for my name via google.
Surprisingly, internet never forgets.
My bio-data including my pictures and phone numbers was displayed all thanks to LINKEDIN and facebook.

going to Google it right now

mtcheew I will check it and come out Unscarred

Two girls one cup is the shittiest(hah! pun intended) video I've ever seen. Too gross to be true.

Jeez, i almost puked....