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Re: 7 Reasons It Is Better You Stay At Home Today by Nobody: 10:32am On Apr 09, 2017
Aniwhyte:

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With your bleached skin and bleached face.
Oh! So you are the mad idiot! Congrats tongue
Re: 7 Reasons It Is Better You Stay At Home Today by brostheo(m): 10:32am On Apr 09, 2017
Truth be told I only go to church cause I haven't had the boldness just yet to tell my dad that I don't believe in the shii they do there before my mom label me a witch





But one thing I won't do is drop that money in the offering box,No No I won't. I won't be enriching those already made God of men

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Re: 7 Reasons It Is Better You Stay At Home Today by greatgod2012(f): 10:33am On Apr 09, 2017
My dear, you forget that someone might decide to go to church for one of these reasons and be arrested by the spirit of God or shown mercy by the merciful God?

Isn't that possible?

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Re: 7 Reasons It Is Better You Stay At Home Today by jaymejate: 10:34am On Apr 09, 2017
Well listed!

The superior reason you shouldn't even bother to go is because, you are not going out of Love for your god

If you love a girl or a guy, out of love, you'll want to visit her or her
Re: 7 Reasons It Is Better You Stay At Home Today by sixtus3606(m): 10:34am On Apr 09, 2017
Dailyguide thank you for bringing this up! I have always wanted to. but have been constrained on different occasions to do so.


well done
Re: 7 Reasons It Is Better You Stay At Home Today by EricBloodAxe: 10:34am On Apr 09, 2017
If everyone stays at home as you say based on all the reasons listed above, how will your pastor survive?

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Re: 7 Reasons It Is Better You Stay At Home Today by Aniwhyte(m): 10:35am On Apr 09, 2017
Trina0936:
Oh! So you are the mad idiot! Congrats tongue
Mumu
Re: 7 Reasons It Is Better You Stay At Home Today by Gaddafithe2nd(m): 10:37am On Apr 09, 2017
Pavore9:
Abeg list out Churches that serves food to first timers....Confirm free meals on Sundays! cheesy cheesy
I know one, Harvester, back then in FCE (T) Akoka and Unilag. They will keep disturbing you, come to church, there is a free bus and free food. Still laughing at people that attends that church.
Re: 7 Reasons It Is Better You Stay At Home Today by gracevile: 10:37am On Apr 09, 2017
MrEgbegbe:

Why would i go to church to sing and pray to an imaginary God who doesn't exist ??

Someone whose​ virgin mother was impregnated by a ghost grin

Someone who was born 9000 years ago with no evidence to support the imaginary birth, he promised to come and destroy the world in the middle of the night, we have been waiting for him for more than 1 million years now, maybe he's booking a Qatar airways that will take him to earth

Some who sits in a 4 million carat gold throne in heaven while his children die of hunger and diseases on earth

Fucck out of here with that your silly story

Religion is the biggest scam in the history of the world

idiot

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Re: 7 Reasons It Is Better You Stay At Home Today by Gaddafithe2nd(m): 10:40am On Apr 09, 2017
greatgod2012:
My dear, you forget that someone might decide to go to church for one of these reasons and be arrested by the spirit of God or shown mercy by the merciful God?

Isn't that possible?
I see people going to church as someone wasting his/her time. you go to church sing and dance. Did Jesus dance to worship Almighty God.
Many of you are suffering from intellectual dishonesty.

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Re: 7 Reasons It Is Better You Stay At Home Today by Nobody: 10:40am On Apr 09, 2017
MrEgbegbe:

Why would i go to church to sing and pray to an imaginary God who doesn't exist ??

Someone whose​ virgin mother was impregnated by a ghost grin

Someone who was born 9000 years ago with no evidence to support the imaginary birth, he promised to come and destroy the world in the middle of the night, we have been waiting for him for more than 1 million years now, maybe he's booking a Qatar airways that will take him to earth

Some who said i will be thrown into the hell fire, a fire that has been flaming for 9 million years without stopping and the people in there haven't turned to ashes

Some who sits in a 4 million carat gold throne in heaven while his children die of hunger and diseases on earth

Fucck out of here with that your silly story

Religion is the biggest scam in the history of the world

imagine this type of post. Seun did it that you must accept Islam before you can comment on Islamic posts

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Re: 7 Reasons It Is Better You Stay At Home Today by KKKWHITE(m): 10:40am On Apr 09, 2017
Boys to woo girls and girls to entice boys . Thats the reason why 90% of our youth goes to church

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Re: 7 Reasons It Is Better You Stay At Home Today by xana101: 10:40am On Apr 09, 2017
I de house de think how to survive this buharieconomy.
Re: 7 Reasons It Is Better You Stay At Home Today by ZahraZhira11: 10:41am On Apr 09, 2017
Gaddafithe2nd:

I know one, Harvester, back then in FCE (T) Akoka and Unilag. They will keep disturbing you, come to church, there is a free bus and free food. Still laughing at people that attends that church.
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gracevile:
idiot
Gaddafithe2nd:

I know one, Harvester, back then in FCE (T) Akoka and Unilag. They will keep disturbing you, come to church, there is a free bus and free food. Still laughing at people that attends that church.
quote author=MrEgbegbe post=55403143]
Why would i go to church to sing and pray to an imaginary God who doesn't exist ??

Someone whose​ virgin mother was impregnated by a ghost grin

Someone who was born 9000 years ago with no evidence to support the imaginary birth, he promised to come and destroy the world in the middle of the night, we have been waiting for him for more than 1 million years now, maybe he's booking a Qatar airways that will take him to earth

Some who said i will be thrown into the hell fire, a fire that has been flaming for 9 million years without stopping and the people in there haven't turned to ashes

Some who sits in a 4 million carat gold throne in heaven while his children die of hunger and diseases on earth

Fucck out of here with that your silly story

Religion is the biggest scam in the history of the world

[/quote] Deep down inside your heart ... U knw you are sick. May help find you soon

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Re: 7 Reasons It Is Better You Stay At Home Today by Nobody: 10:44am On Apr 09, 2017
modextus:
This are the kind of posts Seun and his moderators push to front page on Sundays. Because he's anti-christian. Why is this and why is that threads.
did you go to to church?
Re: 7 Reasons It Is Better You Stay At Home Today by Gaddafithe2nd(m): 10:46am On Apr 09, 2017
ZahraZhira11:
[quote author=MrEgbegbe post=55403143]
Why would i go to church to sing and pray to an imaginary God who doesn't exist ??

Someone whose​ virgin mother was impregnated by a ghost grin

Someone who was born 9000 years ago with no evidence to support the imaginary birth, he promised to come and destroy the world in the middle of the night, we have been waiting for him for more than 1 million years now, maybe he's booking a Qatar airways that will take him to earth

Some who said i will be thrown into the hell fire, a fire that has been flaming for 9 million years without stopping and the people in there haven't turned to ashes

Some who sits in a 4 million carat gold throne in heaven while his children die of hunger and diseases on earth

Fucck out of here with that your silly story

Religion is the biggest scam in the history of the world

Deep down inside your heart ... U knw you are sick. May help find you soon
You are the one sick man. You better go and give your offerings and seeds to yiur con men called Pastors, Apostles and Reverends. You donate to the coffers of the pastors they will buy jet, build Universities that you can't afford. You better open your eyes.

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Re: 7 Reasons It Is Better You Stay At Home Today by Pavore9: 10:47am On Apr 09, 2017
Gaddafithe2nd:

I know one, Harvester, back then in FCE (T) Akoka and Unilag. They will keep disturbing you, come to church, there is a free bus and free food. Still laughing at people that attends that church.

The food is certainly not "FREE".

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Re: 7 Reasons It Is Better You Stay At Home Today by Kennitrust(m): 10:48am On Apr 09, 2017
MrEgbegbe:

Why would i go to church to sing and pray to an imaginary God who doesn't exist ??

Someone whose​ virgin mother was impregnated by a ghost grin

Someone who was born 9000 years ago with no evidence to support the imaginary birth, he promised to come and destroy the world in the middle of the night, we have been waiting for him for more than 1 million years now, maybe he's booking a Qatar airways that will take him to earth

Some who said i will be thrown into the hell fire, a fire that has been flaming for 9 million years without stopping and the people in there haven't turned to ashes

Some who sits in a 4 million carat gold throne in heaven while his children die of hunger and diseases on earth

Fucck out of here with that your silly story

Religion is the biggest scam in the history of the world

e pain u say God no mind u.


ur imagination can't change his unchanging grace.

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Re: 7 Reasons It Is Better You Stay At Home Today by Freethought(m): 10:50am On Apr 09, 2017
dailyguide:
Sincerely speaking, I will say it is better you stay at home today if you can't clearly define your reason for going to church.

People go to church for different reasons and most times, these reasons might be so unpleasant to the ear.

Going to church on a sunday is for you to worship, adore and commune with your God. It is a time to hear what he has for you through his servants but on the contrary, people go to church for so many annoying reasons.

I will say that if you are going to church for any of the reasons listed below, it is better you stay at home.

1. Because you are forced to

2. Because it is normal to go on sundays

3. To show off a new cloth

4. To put down grammatical errors of speakers

5. To see what others are wearing

6. To go and woo ladies or entice guys

7. Because there is food for first timers. etc


Finding yourself in the presence of God is a good thing but the question is "for what purpose?"

So many people come to the church knowing fully well that they need prayers but instead of concentrating on what will change their life for the better, they choose a contrary focus.

My dear, in his presence there are miracles,joy,blessings,favour,release of the oppressed, casting down and building up. Change your mindset of going to church for better and you will get that your hneart desire you have been yearning for.

Happy sunday



https://facebook.com/Dailyguide24comng-1447920592194865/

Don't mind those church goers, 90% of them are hypocrites..

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Re: 7 Reasons It Is Better You Stay At Home Today by Nobody: 10:50am On Apr 09, 2017
dailyguide:
Sincerely speaking, I will say it is better you stay at home today if you can't clearly define your reason for going to church.

People go to church for different reasons and most times, these reasons might be so unpleasant to the ear.

Going to church on a sunday is for you to worship, adore and commune with your God. It is a time to hear what he has for you through his servants but on the contrary, people go to church for so many annoying reasons.

I will say that if you are going to church for any of the reasons listed below, it is better you stay at home.

1. Because you are forced to

2. Because it is normal to go on sundays

3. To show off a new cloth

4. To put down grammatical errors of speakers

5. To see what others are wearing

6. To go and woo ladies or entice guys

7. Because there is food for first timers. etc


Finding yourself in the presence of God is a good thing but the question is "for what purpose?"

So many people come to the church knowing fully well that they need prayers but instead of concentrating on what will change their life for the better, they choose a contrary focus.

My dear, in his presence there are miracles,joy,blessings,favour,release of the oppressed, casting down and building up. Change your mindset of going to church for better and you will get that your hneart desire you have been yearning for.

Happy sunday



https://facebook.com/Dailyguide24comng-1447920592194865/

One reason to say you are directly sent from the Pit of Hell: Your stuuupid thread! angry
Re: 7 Reasons It Is Better You Stay At Home Today by jasysandra(f): 10:51am On Apr 09, 2017
grin
tstx:
I've never bin a fan of going to church... but my mindset changed after armed robbers attacked my family home.... the incident made me see the benefits of going to church.

... aside from the obvious fact that you get to
listen to the word of God while charging your phone, you also get to receive their help whenever a huge calamity befalls you.... .
Re: 7 Reasons It Is Better You Stay At Home Today by MrEgbegbe(m): 10:52am On Apr 09, 2017
Kennitrust:
e pain u say God no mind u.


ur imagination can't change his unchanging grace.

E pain me say a devil worshipper like me dey feed God Worshippers

If your God is real and not a plastic God, he should have made you rich like a Satan worshipper like me

Dead brain

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Re: 7 Reasons It Is Better You Stay At Home Today by Nobody: 10:52am On Apr 09, 2017
Silly article....but made me laugh grin

I am not a Christian, but objectively I think posts like these shouldn't be promoted.

It's directly confrontational

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Re: 7 Reasons It Is Better You Stay At Home Today by walls01: 10:52am On Apr 09, 2017
MrEgbegbe:

Why would i go to church to sing and pray to an imaginary God who doesn't exist ??

Someone whose​ virgin mother was impregnated by a ghost grin

Someone who was born 9000 years ago with no evidence to support the imaginary birth, he promised to come and destroy the world in the middle of the night, we have been waiting for him for more than 1 million years now, maybe he's booking a Qatar airways that will take him to earth

Some who said i will be thrown into the hell fire, a fire that has been flaming for 9 million years without stopping and the people in there haven't turned to ashes

Some who sits in a 4 million carat gold throne in heaven while his children die of hunger and diseases on earth

Fucck out of here with that your silly story

Religion is the biggest scam in the history of the world


you argue and condemn without providing any answer.
you the wisest among us what happen in the beginning, so we can confirm your wisdom
Re: 7 Reasons It Is Better You Stay At Home Today by yinkslinks(m): 10:53am On Apr 09, 2017
1) appel johnson

2) otobo

3) no offering

4) dont have new clothes to show off like others do

5) sisters in church wont hug me cus they noticed i dont come with car

6) God said everyone has access to him so i can pray at home.

7) My God is good to me

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Re: 7 Reasons It Is Better You Stay At Home Today by MrEgbegbe(m): 10:53am On Apr 09, 2017
walls01:


you argue and condemn without providing any answer.
you the wisest among us what happen in the beginning, so we can confirm your wisdom

In the beginning your brain was dead
Re: 7 Reasons It Is Better You Stay At Home Today by oneclot: 10:55am On Apr 09, 2017
So that they don't steal my phone as they do in my church. I have been robbed in churches, not just phone alone.
Re: 7 Reasons It Is Better You Stay At Home Today by jbichene(m): 10:55am On Apr 09, 2017
MrEgbegbe:

Why would i go to church to sing and pray to an imaginary God who doesn't exist ??

Someone whose​ virgin mother was impregnated by a ghost grin

Someone who was born 9000 years ago with no evidence to support the imaginary birth, he promised to come and destroy the world in the middle of the night, we have been waiting for him for more than 1 million years now, maybe he's booking a Qatar airways that will take him to earth

Some who said i will be thrown into the hell fire, a fire that has been flaming for 9 million years without stopping and the people in there haven't turned to ashes

Some who sits in a 4 million carat gold throne in heaven while his children die of hunger and diseases on earth

Fucck out of here with that your silly story

Religion is the biggest scam in the history of the world

oga just because u don't believe doesn't mean Jesus doesn't exist , if God was to favour everybody equally what will be the need of living or working , what would the word "deserve" mean to us then . only a fool will doubt the existence of God, think harder you'll realize God must exist for everything we know to hold water, I've been down this road b4 if u want more points(scientific or whatever [font=Lucida Sans Unicode][/font][color=#990000][/color]) hit me up on whatsapp 07060507005 . At least believe in him it's all he ask for

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Re: 7 Reasons It Is Better You Stay At Home Today by jasysandra(f): 10:55am On Apr 09, 2017
EricBloodAxe:
If everyone stays at home as you say based on all the reasons listed above, how will your pastor survive?
what a question grin
Re: 7 Reasons It Is Better You Stay At Home Today by jasysandra(f): 10:56am On Apr 09, 2017
MrEgbegbe:

Why would i go to church to sing and pray to an imaginary God who doesn't exist ??

Someone whose​ virgin mother was impregnated by a ghost grin

Someone who was born 9000 years ago with no evidence to support the imaginary birth, he promised to come and destroy the world in the middle of the night, we have been waiting for him for more than 1 million years now, maybe he's booking a Qatar airways that will take him to earth

Some who said i will be thrown into the hell fire, a fire that has been flaming for 9 million years without stopping and the people in there haven't turned to ashes

Some who sits in a 4 million carat gold throne in heaven while his children die of hunger and diseases on earth

Fucck out of here with that your silly story

Religion is the biggest scam in the history of the world

Thank you for these facts

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Re: 7 Reasons It Is Better You Stay At Home Today by Nobody: 10:57am On Apr 09, 2017
MrEgbegbe:
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Why would i go to church to sing and pray to an imaginary God who doesn't exist ??

Someone whose​ virgin mother was impregnated by a ghost grin

Someone who was born 9000 years ago with no evidence to support the imaginary birth, he promised to come and destroy the world in the middle of the night, we have been waiting for him for more than 1 million years now, maybe he's booking a Qatar airways that will take him to earth

Some who said i will be thrown into the hell fire, a fire that has been flaming for 9 million years without stopping and the people in there haven't turned to ashes

Some who sits in a 4 million carat gold throne in heaven while his children die of hunger and diseases on earth

Someone who created Adam and Eve as the first humans on earth, Adam and Eve had children, their children then had children, how the fucck did Adam and Eve children manage to have children ?? Maybe they slept with their parents or that konji ghost that impregnated the Virgin mother of Jesus did the same to them

Fucck out of here with that your silly story

Religion is the biggest scam in the history of the world

[/b]

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Re: 7 Reasons It Is Better You Stay At Home Today by Nobody: 10:57am On Apr 09, 2017
dailyguide:


6. To go and woo ladies or entice guys

I disagree.
The faithful can find good men/women in the Lord only in the house of the Lord

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