From talking in her sleep to sleeping in weird positions to bedwetting.

l did beg this before he bathed at night and has body odour. He would say " bro me l don't like water ooo".,He made the room inconvenient for me. l don't pray to meet such kind of person in my life.

ibroh22:
Mine was stingy (Doesn't want to contribute money for cooking),self centred,lazy and sometimes bed wet.
If I have the chance to come back to this world, I swear I no go have roommate....damn!!

senior man....
u don die neh..

what's with the if I have the chance to come back to this world...

Addicted2Women:

I had a Yoruba roommate

He was my best friend in the university

Tunde can eat for Africa

This dude can loves to eat Amala and Ewedu combined with beans and other deadly atomic bombs

One night after eating his mixed poison, he wanted to kill me with fart

This dude begin dey Fart every 2 seconds, Jesus, na person nyash dey do this earthquake

I don't know if he ate dead elephant mixed with dead fish

The fart blinded me, destroyed our ceiling fan and the crucifix of Jesus on the wall(statue of Jesus nailed on the cross) brought out his hands and covered his nose

The next day, i dropped out of school because of Tunde

you too dey lie! Why Na?

hideraoluwa:
you too dey lie! Why Na?

I'm not lying

I will never advice one to have a room mate but if one becomes such unfortunate,..,just divide the room into two and pretend you are on your own,...common toothpaste he won't mind borrowing from a neighbour but uses yours to the last,..eats dump plates without washing,..anyway he grow up from the brown roof republic BRR

Yuneehk:
The first would leave her soup in the cupboard, go off campus without telling anyone to either eat or warm it. We'll only notice when it has become sour and the room's smelling.

The second would pile up dirty plates that she ate with. I just tire.

The third would bedwet after taking so much sugar as she spends a lot on junks and fizzy drinks.

I'm not perfect so I'm waiting for my roommates to come tell me the annoying things I did in school too

you snore like hungry dragon ;(

I have one that usually check my phone to see if her boyfriend is sending me text msg and another one who will rather use the last money to pay light bill even if we are dying of hunger and guest what?







































She is my cousin

Addicted2Women:

I had a Yoruba roommate

He was my best friend in the university

Tunde can eat for Africa

This dude can loves to eat Amala and Ewedu combined with beans and other deadly atomic bombs

One night after eating his mixed poison, he wanted to kill me with fart

This dude begin dey Fart every 2 seconds, Jesus, na person nyash dey do this earthquake

I don't know if he ate dead elephant mixed with dead fish

The fart blinded me, destroyed our ceiling fan and the crucifix of Jesus on the wall(statue of Jesus nailed on the cross) brought out his hands and covered his nose

The next day, i dropped out of school because of Tunde

You became blind because of mess? You ma nur dey mess? Difference is his ynash no get control like ya own. So you dropped outta school because of it? Bro, you can lie for Africa

Hmmmm Make i settle down read Lies 65% and Truth 35%

refiner:
I'm always lucky with roommates...

They act more like a mother to me and do most of d chores and pamper d hell outa me...that's why i am more like a spoilt brat...


What am i even typing?...oh...sleeping-typing...goodnight!

Sign of lesbo

emotions1:
senior man.... u don die neh..
what's with the if I have the chance to come back to this world...

slip of hand,thanks!!!!

Evestar200:
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You dey book space abi? I know you. You stay in PH right?

Adecks01:

you snow like hungry dragon ;(

You meant snore? Well, I never had a male roommate. Go find ya roommate because no be me

ibroh22:
slip of hand,thanks!!!!

better.... I for fear oooh.

Evestar200:
I have one that usually check my phone to see if her boyfriend is sending me text msg and another one who will rather use the last money to pay light bill even if we are dying of hunger and guest what?







































She is my cousin

auto correct don do u bad thing o,, which one be "guest what" again

Loyalblak007:
I once had this weird roommate in my first year ,She talks so much in her sleep and sometimes she sleep-walks too.It got me terribly scared then.

Currently i have this roommate who dumps her bloody tampons under her bunk.Piling them up before disposing them.


Share yours

phaulzoe:
Lemme say mine is in my 100L... My roommate then is just full of himself and the worst part of it is that he use to urinate every night and he use to brush is teeth for atlest 30min or more

You don't mean it! Difficult to believe

Had one that masturbates* at midnight in the dark in the midst of 6 other guys all lieing on the floor.....am not sure if anyother roomie knows.....i hated that queefy sound and the manly smell afterwards.....#he is a cool dude tho

lonelydora:


You dey book space abi? I know you. You stay in PH right?

no ,I live in warri

I really tire for these guy eating ooooooooo

holatimmy:
Chai...my one and only roommate experience was horrible.
I don't know who receives calls most between her and MTN customer service.She has nothing less than 50 calls a day and every week she brings various appliances from various guys and will still be boasting that she is a virgin....I mean Babe can pretend Ehn...she is a saint in the crowd and another thing in the hostel
*She claims Deeper Life,Redeem,MFM on one spot
*Babe can lie for Africa...told us then that she was acting a movie with Uncle Muyiwa Ademola,Uncle Femi Adebayo and Uncle Segun Ogunbe and she was the lead actress.The Film isn't out for over 4years now o

Babe was EVIL....

,funny

Just here to read comments.

ibroh22:


auto correct don do u bad thing o,, which one be "guest what" again

hmmmmmmmmm

I only had a roommate in 100l, after then no more cause my roommate dey piss for body,if d guy dey piss today e go be like say na pipe burst, everywhere go dey smell urine.

Yuneehk:

You meant snore? Well, I never had a male roommate. Go find ya roommate because no be me

are you denying me now?

refiner:
I'm always lucky with roommates...

They act more like a mother to me and do most of d chores and pamper d hell outa me...that's why i am more like a spoilt brat...


What am i even typing?...oh...sleeping-typing...goodnight!

You are possessed with pampering spirit

Addicted2Women:

I had a Yoruba roommate

He was my best friend in the university

Tunde can eat for Africa

This dude loves to eat Amala and Ewedu combined with beans and other deadly atomic bombs

One night after eating his mixed poison, he wanted to kill me with fart

This dude begin dey Fart every 2 seconds, Jesu, if you see fire wey dey comot from his nyash

I don't know if he ate dead elephant mixed with dead fish

The fart blinded me, destroyed our ceiling fan and the crucifix of Jesus on the wall(statue of Jesus nailed on the cross) brought out his hands and covered his nose

The next day, i dropped out of school because of Tunde

I don't find this funny at all

Berlynn:
I don't find this funny at all

With that your goat face you won't find anything funny

holatimmy:
Chai...my one and only roommate experience was horrible.
I don't know who receives calls most between her and MTN customer service.She has nothing less than 50 calls a day and every week she brings various appliances from various guys and will still be boasting that she is a virgin....I mean Babe can pretend Ehn...she is a saint in the crowd and another thing in the hostel
*She claims Deeper Life,Redeem,MFM on one spot
*Babe can lie for Africa...told us then that she was acting a movie with Uncle Muyiwa Ademola,Uncle Femi Adebayo and Uncle Segun Ogunbe and she was the lead actress.The Film isn't out for over 4years now o

Babe was EVIL....

she need apostle for this her case

Addicted2Women:



With that your goat face you won't find anything funny

is it my fault that I couldn't laugh to your dry joke? blame me not