ahahnow:


i achieved happiness

Mavelshee:



Holy sh't.....i was at room 317 Coachy n Kiwi room then....good tines

paulaspearz:
In my case,auntie would wet the bed and in the morning ask for my wet clothes so she can wash them. We usually wake up very early to dry the bed.
The second will not tell me on time that her bf is coming around (the guy stays in another state). What's annoying is that uncle will stay for like a week before going back and since I don't want to inconvenient them I will go and be staying with other friends who at a point got tired of me crashing in their place.
The third one will not let someone hear word about her boyfriend and all the gifts he buys her. Its just recently I found out the guy is a Reverend Father. I'm currently looking for a place of my own cos I don't want when God starts punishing her for messing with a Reverend my own things will be in the crossfire.

Luckygurl:


Chill!!
It's a normal thing to have guys visit girls in their hostel but girls going all the way to eni-njoku, mbanefo and the rest is not usual.
The usual taunts of guys all around would send the girl running for her life.

ChappyChase:

Great Lion!! !
I bring you greetings from Alvan Hall!

lonelydora:


I hear your hailing bro. How's Franco generally? I miss those halls.

elegushichilling:


chai!
Eniyan abidi yan yan
aye anomo neye
etun ti ko fun omo olomo, chai!
Akoni je egba aye o, Amin.
Aye mojuba!
Someone somewhere has given ur roomate bad spiritual duty which he must carry out, chai! Your friend will be free after undergoing deliverance session, chai!

emmanuel2015:
u wicked, I don laugh fall my infinix note3 4 water

Afonjashapmouth:
Hmmmm as people dey share dia experience make I for nor lost.....

Had too much of roomies experience starting from the polytechnic to the university. But let me share few.

Out of boredom I let 4 boko harams into my room cos other rooms around me were filled with so many miscreants. They came in and started launching various attacks from the first week, this ranges from stealing water from other occupants, hijacking any food item spread in the sun, cutting people's longer trouser or shoe to their sizes. Holding night meetings on who will be stepping down on a babe. Rallying round the whole student community hunting for babes to brainwash into daily cooking devotion. Finally their call was picked when they got to know some few bokos were living close to us, they networked and started "operation any animal" they can steal a day old chicken my people. When they locals found out mehn i bailed outa d lodge in no time. They ended up in my papa hz for 4months though after d yawa gas... Twas hell..


I took another 4bedroom which was very cheap as per then 04 at the rate of 40k from a Muslim society, I had to use a Muslim friend who ended up staying plus 4 other guys to cut long Tory short. My house became political party hz with diff politicians of diff portfolio. One can lie for d whole world about feeding us all meanwhile he drives my car and all that. Another can smoke our certificate if cigarettes no dey. One can scam babes till eternity meanwhile d babes self na karishikas on d move. Finally my oga can form modest and adviser meanwhile he had inferiority complex restraining him from getting hotties like others. It was all fun Sha reflecting back. But then I won die of people seeing me as the only upright fellow and reporting my hz mates. Though me self fit pursue chimpanzee we wear skirt then. Lol


University hostel chai...... 03
Resumed like OBO woke up like a refugee ... All chains gone palm sander pheww ... My eye clear room of 8 then in Unilorin turned IDP camp... I nor even Sabi most people till I commot. Funny enuff the medicine student had their corner covered with mosquito net taaah!!!! Can they cover d noise?? Football hz better our room. Roomies buried live electricity on the floor.. my dear NL you will see a pot on the floor boiling don't dull their is mother Earth boiled sealed in there (though there is electric shock day when water pour for ground) the worst students then we're the Agric student .... They wake up playing chess as early as 7am plus you will see them at the balcony calling going to classes e.g "shhhhh shhh aunty good morning, na me go marry u last for this school..... Or word rioting with a close by girls hostel. All my food stuffs disappeared same day, I was told few months after somehow went out hitting a cup with his spoon and shouting "Mana Mana from heaven" as sharp boys, they marched in a devour my food stuffs claiming it's d ritual for jambitos. Mehn too much to share joor

ummeey:
1st roommate was unfriendly, always frowning, making me uncomfortable cos I always felt like I offended her, she could go days without talking to me, her weaves was always in our food. I packed out later.
2nd roommate, she was cool but lazy and dirty. That was manageable until she used cult guys to chase me out with threats. Did suspect her until later, God saved me.

3rd roommate was my childhood friend, we were cool until she fell in love and needed space just in case the guy visits, she had to lie to me that the landlady said she wanted just one person In the room. Before I resumed she had already packed my stuffs in one corner, changed the lock too.

4th roommate, she was nice, very accommodating and neat but never sleeps at home. Always with her boyfriend, leaving me alone in the room until one day scorpion stung me at night and she wasn't there to help me. She destroyed my relationship then, frustrated me and all that. But it's all past. I will never live with anyone again. Am serving now and I live alone.

ahahnow:

i achieved happiness

ahahnow:


i achieved happiness

deewhydoski:
4 roommates within how many years in school. My dear u too get for hand if u dnt know

Addicted2Women:

I had a Yoruba roommate

He was my best friend in the university

Tunde can eat for Africa

This dude loves to eat Amala and Ewedu combined with beans and other deadly atomic bombs

One night after eating his mixed poison, he wanted to kill me with fart

This dude begin dey Fart every 2 seconds, Jesu, if you see fire wey dey comot from his nyash

I don't know if he ate dead elephant mixed with dead fish

The fart blinded me, destroyed our ceiling fan and the crucifix of Jesus on the wall(statue of Jesus nailed on the cross) brought out his hands and covered his nose

The next day, i dropped out of school because of Tunde

Ope101:
I think my roommate in 400l is the worst person to live with. This guy relate with me like an outcast, we don't talk at all, sometimes when he is coming in to room and i happened to be in my corner he will not even look at my side, nigga will just kick the door open with his leg, turn his back at me and face his corner straight. The funny thing is that he is a pastor of a deeper life fellowship on campus. He is so dirty, you should see his towel, that shit is not fit to be a rag in any house. I allowed him to squat 3more guys in a room meant for just two people. It was hard for him to relate with me cause he knows i smoke, i drink and i practically do all the bad things in this world but what if i am one of his subjects in church?

Teespice:
all the roommates I have had with the exception of law school had one thing in common; gossip.

final year was worse, had a fetish roommate. I was yabbed severally for always being on my own and addicted to my phone.

of all things to talk about, it was the fact that they were doubting if I was a law student because I hardly wear white and black to class plus I don't read like the world is coming to an end.

lonelydora:
Had one annoying Douglas then, he forms born again and wouldn't allow guys shine their girlfriend's in the room. Whenever bae visits he will be forming sleep. Until one day we planned for him. My roommate told her gf what he wants to do and luckily the girl agreed.

He invited the girl over and Douglas as usual laid on the bed forming sleep. That's how my guy started undressing his gf and kissing her noisily. Douglas couldn't bear the whole scene and he ran out of the room. From that day onwards, whenever any of our gfs visits he will be the first to leave the room.

Eni-Njoku hall of Franco in UNN was fun shaa.

rhymesnoni:
mine was a very cronick womaniser, he can do anytine 4 a woman. whenever we're resuming any simester, his parents rather than giving him food nd provisions, prefare to give em money to buy it.
instead of buying he would lavish oll da money on his girlfriends nd strt using our own provisions. very funny dude though