ahahnow:
I used to live with a white oyibo girl who made my life hell. So on the day I was to move out of the dorm, I saw her school id card which contains the numerical password to the school inbox and such. I memorized the numerical details and left. One day I hacked into her email account with the numbers I memorized and went through her information. I saw some semi nude pics she sent to her doctor because she had a rash on her upper chest region. I then forwarded the email to everyone in the school and to everyone else on her contact list. I also saw an email where her former landlord gave her an eviction notice for smoking weed in the apartment. I forwarded that email to everyone in school including the school deans and her employer. It was so funny. I went back to her email a few days later and saw a response from the director of school housing. She was questioning the girl as to why she sent her that email and that she was going to investigate the matter and do an unannounced search in her room. It was great. One of the best revenges I ever pulled. The other nightmare roommate I taught a lesson was during NYSC ccamp. The girl was really angering me, so I stole her keys and threw in the toilet and sh.it in the toilet. I was even on my period so the whole place was bloody shi.t mess. When I was done I didnt flush the toilet so that if she she found it, she would have to look at something that reflects who she is on the inside

ahahnow:
I used to live with a white oyibo girl who made my life hell. So on the day I was to move out of the dorm, I saw her school id card which contains the numerical password to the school inbox and such. I memorized the numerical details and left. One day I hacked into her email account with the numbers I memorized and went through her information. I saw some semi nude pics she sent to her doctor because she had a rash on her upper chest region. I then forwarded the email to everyone in the school and to everyone else on her contact list. I also saw an email where her former landlord gave her an eviction notice for smoking weed in the apartment. I forwarded that email to everyone in school including the school deans and her employer. It was so funny. I went back to her email a few days later and saw a response from the director of school housing. She was questioning the girl as to why she sent her that email and that she was going to investigate the matter and do an unannounced search in her room. It was great. One of the best revenges I ever pulled. The other nightmare roommate I taught a lesson was during NYSC ccamp. The girl was really angering me, so I stole her keys and threw in the toilet and sh.it in the toilet. I was even on my period so the whole place was bloody shi.t mess. When I was done I didnt flush the toilet so that if she she found it, she would have to look at something that reflects who she is on the inside

SirL0neWolf:
...kc my man, if you enter nairaland see this comment you go know yourself.
My roommate can eat for Africa eh then at night..EVERY night we would be hearing "mummy two more fufu...two more fufu

eezeribe:
Never had one and would never have one.

elegushichilling:


chai!
Eniyan abidi yan yan
aye anomo neye
etun ti ko fun omo olomo, chai!
Akoni je egba aye o, Amin.
Aye mojuba!
Someone somewhere has given ur roomate bad spiritual duty which he must carry out, chai! Your friend will be free after undergoing deliverance session, chai!

Addicted2Women:

I had a Yoruba roommate

He was my best friend in the university

Tunde can eat for Africa

This dude loves to eat Amala and Ewedu combined with beans and other deadly atomic bombs

One night after eating his mixed poison, he wanted to kill me with fart

This dude begin dey Fart every 2 seconds, Jesu, if you see fire wey dey comot from his nyash

I don't know if he ate dead elephant mixed with dead fish

The fart blinded me, destroyed our ceiling fan and the crucifix of Jesus on the wall(statue of Jesus nailed on the cross) brought out his hands and covered his nose

The next day, i dropped out of school because of Tunde

Sumtin lyke dart.

refiner:

U do over shadow ur big for nothing roommate?

savagefinder1:


smallie...

I expect nofn less from u

taking ur petit nature into consideration, u'ld easily pass off as a pet.


just kidding anyway..

ahahnow:
I used to live with a white oyibo girl who made my life hell. So on the day I was to move out of the dorm, I saw her school id card which contains the numerical password to the school inbox and such. I memorized the numerical details and left. One day I hacked into her email account with the numbers I memorized and went through her information. I saw some semi nude pics she sent to her doctor because she had a rash on her upper chest region. I then forwarded the email to everyone in the school and to everyone else on her contact list. I also saw an email where her former landlord gave her an eviction notice for smoking weed in the apartment. I forwarded that email to everyone in school including the school deans and her employer. It was so funny. I went back to her email a few days later and saw a response from the director of school housing. She was questioning the girl as to why she sent her that email and that she was going to investigate the matter and do an unannounced search in her room. It was great. One of the best revenges I ever pulled. The other nightmare roommate I taught a lesson was during NYSC ccamp. The girl was really angering me, so I stole her keys and threw in the toilet and sh.it in the toilet. I was even on my period so the whole place was bloody shi.t mess. When I was done I didnt flush the toilet so that if she she found it, she would have to look at something that reflects who she is on the inside

Addicted2Women:

I had a Yoruba roommate

He was my best friend in the university

Tunde can eat for Africa

This dude loves to eat Amala and Ewedu combined with beans and other deadly atomic bombs

One night after eating his mixed poison, he wanted to kill me with fart

This dude begin dey Fart every 2 seconds, Jesu, if you see fire wey dey comot from his nyash

I don't know if he ate dead elephant mixed with dead fish

The fart blinded me, destroyed our ceiling fan and the crucifix of Jesus on the wall(statue of Jesus nailed on the cross) brought out his hands and covered his nose

The next day, i dropped out of school because of Tunde

emotions1:
aaaah Roommates....

some people are just bless with some weird kind of lifestyle..

how can someone per boil beans and still use the same water he boiled the beans to cook the beans
when I saw this shit I was like...
Oh my God why me...

ExAngel007:
Hmmm...
I once had this roommate, she loves meat so much that she stole frm our meals all the meat.

Then one day we prepared jollof rice and added cow dungs (disguised as the meat)....

u can guess how the story ended

Addicted2Women:

I had a Yoruba roommate

He was my best friend in the university

Tunde can eat for Africa

This dude loves to eat Amala and Ewedu combined with beans and other deadly atomic bombs

One night after eating his mixed poison, he wanted to kill me with fart

This dude begin dey Fart every 2 seconds, Jesu, if you see fire wey dey comot from his nyash

I don't know if he ate dead elephant mixed with dead fish

The fart blinded me, destroyed our ceiling fan and the crucifix of Jesus on the wall(statue of Jesus nailed on the cross) brought out his hands and covered his nose

The next day, i dropped out of school because of Tunde

ahahnow:
I used to live with a white oyibo girl who made my life hell. So on the day I was to move out of the dorm, I saw her school id card which contains the numerical password to the school inbox and such. I memorized the numerical details and left. One day I hacked into her email account with the numbers I memorized and went through her information. I saw some semi nude pics she sent to her doctor because she had a rash on her upper chest region. I then forwarded the email to everyone in the school and to everyone else on her contact list. I also saw an email where her former landlord gave her an eviction notice for smoking weed in the apartment. I forwarded that email to everyone in school including the school deans and her employer. It was so funny. I went back to her email a few days later and saw a response from the director of school housing. She was questioning the girl as to why she sent her that email and that she was going to investigate the matter and do an unannounced search in her room. It was great. One of the best revenges I ever pulled. The other nightmare roommate I taught a lesson was during NYSC ccamp. The girl was really angering me, so I stole her keys and threw in the toilet and sh.it in the toilet. I was even on my period so the whole place was bloody shi.t mess. When I was done I didnt flush the toilet so that if she she found it, she would have to look at something that reflects who she is on the inside

phaulzoe:
My other roommate in 300L was Just too funny.

This guy name is choko, this funny guy can sleep for Africa.

He always skip classes because of sleep and his sleeping hours is 12am-3pm(most cases) afterward he will spend like 3hrs cooking. so that by 8pm he's out on yawo(flexing) till 11.30pm then he retires to bed.

ahahnow:
I used to live with a white oyibo girl who made my life hell. So on the day I was to move out of the dorm, I saw her school id card which contains the numerical password to the school inbox and such. I memorized the numerical details and left. One day I hacked into her email account with the numbers I memorized and went through her information. I saw some semi nude pics she sent to her doctor because she had a rash on her upper chest region. I then forwarded the email to everyone in the school and to everyone else on her contact list. I also saw an email where her former landlord gave her an eviction notice for smoking weed in the apartment. I forwarded that email to everyone in school including the school deans and her employer. It was so funny. I went back to her email a few days later and saw a response from the director of school housing. She was questioning the girl as to why she sent her that email and that she was going to investigate the matter and do an unannounced search in her room. It was great. One of the best revenges I ever pulled. The other nightmare roommate I taught a lesson was during NYSC ccamp. The girl was really angering me, so I stole her keys and threw in the toilet and sh.it in the toilet. I was even on my period so the whole place was bloody shi.t mess. When I was done I didnt flush the toilet so that if she she found it, she would have to look at something that reflects who she is on the inside

Mavelshee:



Damn...

So much beauty for One

ADAMUdaCOWBOY:

Lol nothing wrong with that though. That blackness you see after parboiling beans is not dirt please that's part of the beans.

ahahnow:
I used to live with a white oyibo girl who made my life hell. So on the day I was to move out of the dorm, I saw her school id card which contains the numerical password to the school inbox and such. I memorized the numerical details and left. One day I hacked into her email account with the numbers I memorized and went through her information. I saw some semi nude pics she sent to her doctor because she had a rash on her upper chest region. I then forwarded the email to everyone in the school and to everyone else on her contact list. I also saw an email where her former landlord gave her an eviction notice for smoking weed in the apartment. I forwarded that email to everyone in school including the school deans and her employer. It was so funny. I went back to her email a few days later and saw a response from the director of school housing. She was questioning the girl as to why she sent her that email and that she was going to investigate the matter and do an unannounced search in her room. It was great. One of the best revenges I ever pulled. The other nightmare roommate I taught a lesson was during NYSC ccamp. The girl was really angering me, so I stole her keys and threw in the toilet and sh.it in the toilet. I was even on my period so the whole place was bloody shi.t mess. When I was done I didnt flush the toilet so that if she she found it, she would have to look at something that reflects who she is on the inside

ahahnow:
I used to live with a white oyibo girl who made my life hell. So on the day I was to move out of the dorm, I saw her school id card which contains the numerical password to the school inbox and such. I memorized the numerical details and left. One day I hacked into her email account with the numbers I memorized and went through her information. I saw some semi nude pics she sent to her doctor because she had a rash on her upper chest region. I then forwarded the email to everyone in the school and to everyone else on her contact list. I also saw an email where her former landlord gave her an eviction notice for smoking weed in the apartment. I forwarded that email to everyone in school including the school deans and her employer. It was so funny. I went back to her email a few days later and saw a response from the director of school housing. She was questioning the girl as to why she sent her that email and that she was going to investigate the matter and do an unannounced search in her room. It was great. One of the best revenges I ever pulled. The other nightmare roommate I taught a lesson was during NYSC ccamp. The girl was really angering me, so I stole her keys and threw in the toilet and sh.it in the toilet. I was even on my period so the whole place was bloody shi.t mess. When I was done I didnt flush the toilet so that if she she found it, she would have to look at something that reflects who she is on the inside

Addicted2Women:


You're immature

Only kids would send someone else's nude pictures to people

What did you achieve ??

lonelydora:
Had one annoying Douglas then, he forms born again and wouldn't allow guys shine their girlfriend's in the room. Whenever bae visits he will be forming sleep. Until one day we planned for him. My roommate told her gf what he wants to do and luckily the girl agree.

He invited the girl over and Douglas as usual laid on the bed forming sleep. That's how my guy started undressing his gf and kissing her noisily. Douglas couldn't bear the whole scene and he ran out of the room. From that day onwards, whenever any of our gfs visits he will be the first to leave the room.

Eni-Njoku hall of Franco in UNN was fun shaa.

missuniverse:
mine was envious,
had more stuffs than the rest of us but was so very envious (just couldn't understand why)

she was irritating,
throwing her used stuffs everywhere (we don't invite friends, to avoid embarrassment)

she was pretentious,

u need to see her peruse the fone of others in their absence with all seriousness...contact nd messages,
funny enuf, she wouldn't let anyone touch her fone even in her presence (guess she thought others do wat she does)

she was shameless,
u need to see the way she brings her shameless daddies to the house, with neighbors watching(na we come dey shame)

she was crazy,
she behaves possess

she once emptied her salt container in my other room mate's fresh pot of soup because she refused to lend her a handbag, whereas she (crazy rummie) had a better one, more expensive nd beautiful...

and whenever she is broke, we keep off completely, because everyone automatically becomes a thief

d babe can act for Africa, very deceptive

clean outside, dirty inside

IT WAS A TERRIBLE EXPERIENCE

I forgot to say, she was prayerful
(only wen she needed cheap sympathy, after wrecking havoc somewhere ofcourse)