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Re: . by Ishilove: 7:41am On May 07, 2017
SirJeffry:
Chai, I have suffered-ed.
It's the brutal truth, hon wink
Re: . by HungerBAD: 7:44am On May 07, 2017
Ishilove:

Oh HungerBad, you make my heart jigijigijigi, and I'm pretty sure it's not cardio arrythymia cheesy

Your heart dey do jigijigi? na so my head dey do me too. kiss kiss kiss

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Re: . by Nobody: 7:48am On May 07, 2017
Am interested

how do we meet asap
Re: . by Ishilove: 8:00am On May 07, 2017
HungerBAD:


Your heart dey do jigijigi? na so my head dey do me too. kiss kiss kiss

Uh uhn angry

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Re: . by Ishilove: 8:01am On May 07, 2017
AggressiveFucker:
Am interested

how do we meet asap
Lwkmd...

Smh
Re: . by 1234IKECHhukwu: 8:01am On May 07, 2017
jjjjj2017:

If you are serious, you need to take your time to look out for sensible & clean lady. there are thousands responsible out there same as we have millions of repackaged expired runs gal as well. dont be in a haste & dont make it a must to marry from your tribe.
btw, if you truly need a gal to marry do quote me & I will connect you with a virgin igbo gal. you can take her to the hospital to certify the genuity of her virginity.
Note: I am not kidding & my service is free. dont ask me why I cant marry the said gal by myself but am married & blessed with kids
Pls m interested O! virgin girl in this time & age ,m really serious once she is certified & confirmed a virgin with a good character m good to go.
Re: . by Nobody: 8:17am On May 07, 2017
Ishilove:

Lwkmd...

Smh

what appin?


You want to spoil my market abi?

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Re: . by Ishilove: 8:54am On May 07, 2017
AggressiveFucker:


what appin?


You want to spoil my market abi?
Your username is... Smh grin
Re: . by Nobody: 9:36am On May 07, 2017
Ishilove:

Your username is... Smh grin

aaahhh not again

i get this alot yet i dont seem to see what u'all find weird or funny or smh about me moniker

its just a combination of two utterly harmless words aggressive+fucker


maybe u could tell whats smh or wrong with the name,,,,,qui?
Re: . by signature2012(m): 1:16pm On May 07, 2017
SirJeffry:
... And since all the acidic spittle hadn't destroyed its efficiency, then it's original. Case closed.cheesy

Ishilove:

That's like kissing other men, so remember, SirJeffry, that each time you put your lips on the Whistle, you are kissing your friend, his father, and his father's friend cheesy

You doh oh. Kiss them well well tongue

Both of you can work things out......

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Re: . by Nobody: 1:35pm On May 07, 2017
SirJeffry:
The lady I've been dating finally couldn't get her parent's approval to marry me, a non member of her catholic church denomination so this is it.

Serious single ladies, please pm or at least use style show interest and I will take it from there.

I'm Anambra Igbo so Igbo lady is preferable. I'm well under 35, educated, working etc.

No insults please.

Lalasticlala, a brother needs help asap.
Why didn't you leave your denomination for her?
Re: . by Nobody: 2:11pm On May 07, 2017
undecided
Re: . by Nobody: 3:16pm On May 12, 2017
SirJeffry:
I understand you but believe me there are still nice girls on social media. I met the said lady on the same social media and she's such an angel except that the parents are so church denomination conscious.
But Oga you are happily married na. Who is deceiving who?

I hate it when married men cheat on their wife

cc: Ishilove

hungerbad

jjjjj2017

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Re: . by jjjjj2017: 4:17pm On May 12, 2017
MissCuppy:
[s]But Oga you are happily married na. Who is deceiving who?

I hate it when married men cheat on their wife

cc: Ishilove

hungerbad
[/s]

jjjjj2017
so? u nid 3some ryt?
Re: . by Nobody: 7:16pm On May 12, 2017
jjjjj2017:
so? u nid 3some ryt?
Just trying to tell Nairaland girls to be beware of married men looking for who to ruin their future.
Re: . by jjjjj2017: 7:26pm On May 12, 2017
MissCuppy:
Just trying to tell Nairaland girls to be beware of married men looking for who to ruin their future.
lol, lmfao, lwkmd, rotfl...
Re: . by Nobody: 8:47pm On May 12, 2017
jjjjj2017:
lol, lmfao, lwkmd, rotfl...
What's so funny? Virgin arranger.

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Re: . by Nobody: 9:41pm On May 12, 2017
MissCuppy:
But Oga you are happily married na. Who is deceiving who?

I hate it when married men cheat on their wife

cc: Ishilove

hungerbad

jjjjj2017
Tnx for your comment ma'am but the thread has served its purpose and thank God, you are not the one I intend to deceive.

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Re: . by gbegemaster(m): 9:56pm On May 12, 2017
Ishilove:

Okay wait let me perfume everywhere beforre coming to da oda room grin

I wan know hin account details because I get one niece like that wey dey single and ready ready mingle tongue
Talons of Nebuchadnezzer!

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Re: . by Nobody: 10:56pm On May 12, 2017
SirJeffry:
Tnx for your comment ma'am but the thread has served its purpose and thank God, you are not the one I intend to deceive.
Leave women alone and face your wife.
Re: . by Ishilove: 1:06am On May 13, 2017
gbegemaster:
Talons of Nebuchadnezzer!
You mean clay feet? grin cheesy
Re: . by Ishilove: 1:06am On May 13, 2017
MissCuppy:
Leave women alone and face your wife.
Sister you dey vex o. cheesy
Re: . by HungerBAD: 1:12am On May 13, 2017
Ishilove:

Sister you dey vex o. cheesy

What are you still doing in this thread?or did you apply?
Re: . by Ishilove: 1:16am On May 13, 2017
HungerBAD:


What are you still doing in this thread?or did you apply?
I was mentioned na, so I came to infestigate.

How can I apply when you are all I desire? My every waking moment is spent thinking of you (I'm not obsessed o. Just in rove embarassed )
Re: . by HungerBAD: 1:17am On May 13, 2017
Ishilove:

I was mentioned na, so I came to infestigate.

How can I apply when you are all I desire? My every waking moment is spent thinking of you (I'm not obsessed o. Just in rove embarassed )

Oya leave the thread.

If i catch you here again that means you are cheating.

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Re: . by Ishilove: 1:23am On May 13, 2017
HungerBAD:


Oya leave the thread.

If i catch you here again that means you are cheating.
cheesy grin

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Re: . by jjjjj2017: 7:07am On May 13, 2017
MissCuppy:
What's so funny? Virgin arranger.
madam, honestly I couldnt read properly yesterday before I jumped to reply you but I now understand your post. I'm not a virgin arranger & please dont forget to mention me next time for serious issue like this. I just sent you pm because I need to clarify some things to you & cant say it openly.
Re: . by Nobody: 7:54am On May 13, 2017
Ishilove:

Sister you dey vex o. cheesy
Just needed to clarify some issues to gullible people.
Re: . by Nobody: 7:56am On May 13, 2017
SirJeffry:
Tnx for your comment ma'am but the thread has served its purpose and thank God, you are not the one I intend to deceive.
Ok, but anyway you can't deceive me. I'm too smart for that.
Re: . by gbegemaster(m): 7:57am On May 13, 2017
Ishilove:

I was mentioned na, so I came to infestigate.

How can I apply when you are all I desire? My every waking moment is spent thinking of you (I'm not obsessed o. Just in rove embarassed )
Worisdis? Happening right before my eyes.

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Re: . by Ishilove: 8:57am On May 13, 2017
gbegemaster:
Worisdis? Happening right before my eyes.
You abandoned me cry
Re: . by Ishilove: 8:58am On May 13, 2017
MissCuppy:
Just needed to clarify some issues to gullible people.
You need to work in DSS. Your investigative skills are top notch cheesy

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