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7 Automobiles That Act As 'Evil Spirits' In The Lives Of Most Nigerian Ladies by Rapmoney(m): 10:52am On May 25, 2017
It is no longer news that many young Nigerian ladies love flashy cars and are readily available to date whoever that drives such cars, irrespective of looks and character. Even if the guy looks like a Greek monster, Ujevwen juju or Ughelli masquerade, they don't care!!!

My guy, even some little girls in your area can stoop so low to lick the navels of old pot-bellied men, old enough to be their grand father like Tom-Tom all because he drives a posh car.

Below are some cars that possessed many young Nigerian ladies like an evil spirit:

1) AKURA ZDX 2011 MODEL: This is one ride that makes many Nigerian ladies act as if they are possessed. Even some married women are not left out. Na so dem go dey give you eye contact like say you be Trey Songz twin brother! grin The high level of poverty is damn too high in this country!

2) BENZ GLK 350: Oya, the 'I-can-date-a-broke-guy' gang on Nairaland, make una come defend this one. Na social media dat one end, my brother. With a GLK 350 Benz in the cities of Nigeria, you won't have to stress yourself to get down with many of these slay queens that act as if they don't go to the loo to poo! Na dis reason make many yahoo guys dey get down with more girls than you wey carry Aristole and Socrates brain combined together! Abeg, no vex.

3) RANGE ROVER SPORT: Model of the Range no matter, leave am like dat. Some ladies can even date their ancestor as far as he drives one.

4) HONDA ACCORD 2010 MODEL (AKA Evil Spirit): The person that first nicknamed this car 'evil spirit' deserves 5 bottles of cold Heineken. If this car is always dropping your girl after work, you ask and she tells you that he is 'just a friend', please my guy, start shopping for another babe as shock absober to save yourself the pains of the impending final bomb that awaits!

5) TOYATA CAMRY 2010 MODEL (AKA Toyota Spider): The rate of hardship in Naija has made many of our girlfriends to become 'everybody's friends' because of Toyota Spider. Even if your life is characterized by staying for days without any babe 'flashing' your phone, immediately you purchase this ride, that marks the end of your rest from phone calls. Dem go call you pass MTN customer care.

6) LEXUS 350 SUV: With the sleek body this ride possesses, many Nigerian babes don't mind spreading their legs wide open, scattered like the creeks of Calabar just to have a feel of the taste. They know fully well that whoever drives this can take care of their financial issues...di one dia papa no fit take care of.

7) TRUCK/TANKER: Don't just allow the average Naija babe know that you own a petrol tanker or truck...especially, those ones whose eyes shine like halogen lamps! They already know what one of those trucks or tankers is capable of bringing on daily basis grin

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Re: 7 Automobiles That Act As 'Evil Spirits' In The Lives Of Most Nigerian Ladies by Rapmoney(m): 10:54am On May 25, 2017
AKURA ZDX 2011 MODEL

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Re: 7 Automobiles That Act As 'Evil Spirits' In The Lives Of Most Nigerian Ladies by Rapmoney(m): 10:54am On May 25, 2017
BENZ GLK 350

Re: 7 Automobiles That Act As 'Evil Spirits' In The Lives Of Most Nigerian Ladies by Rapmoney(m): 10:56am On May 25, 2017
RANGE ROVER SPORT (Any model)

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Re: 7 Automobiles That Act As 'Evil Spirits' In The Lives Of Most Nigerian Ladies by Saintsammurai(m): 10:57am On May 25, 2017
lol bro you have forgotten Hummer?

Hummer might be kind of old sch, but believe me, any lady that do not wet her pants when she sees a guy coming out of his Hummer is probably a nun..

The history of the car alone is a yes i will marry you to the ladies.

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Re: 7 Automobiles That Act As 'Evil Spirits' In The Lives Of Most Nigerian Ladies by Rapmoney(m): 10:57am On May 25, 2017
HONDA ACCORD 2010 MODEL

Re: 7 Automobiles That Act As 'Evil Spirits' In The Lives Of Most Nigerian Ladies by Rapmoney(m): 10:59am On May 25, 2017
TOYOTA CAMRY 2010 MODEL

Re: 7 Automobiles That Act As 'Evil Spirits' In The Lives Of Most Nigerian Ladies by Rapmoney(m): 11:00am On May 25, 2017
LEXUS 350 SUV

Re: 7 Automobiles That Act As 'Evil Spirits' In The Lives Of Most Nigerian Ladies by Rapmoney(m): 11:02am On May 25, 2017
TRUCK/TANKER grin

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Re: 7 Automobiles That Act As 'Evil Spirits' In The Lives Of Most Nigerian Ladies by Saintsammurai(m): 11:05am On May 25, 2017
hummer h2

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Re: 7 Automobiles That Act As 'Evil Spirits' In The Lives Of Most Nigerian Ladies by Rapmoney(m): 11:06am On May 25, 2017
Saintsammurai:
lol bro you have forgotten Hummer?

Hummer might be kind of old sch, but believe me, any lady that do not wet her pants when she sees a guy coming out of his Hummer is probably a nun..

The history of the car alone is a yes i will marry you to the ladies.
Correct guy, I dey tell you cool
Re: 7 Automobiles That Act As 'Evil Spirits' In The Lives Of Most Nigerian Ladies by Saintsammurai(m): 11:11am On May 25, 2017
Rapmoney:
Correct guy, I dey tell you cool
Bro its sad how hummer is no longer popular..
my love for hummer is beyond normal..

I swear i will have all kinds and colour of hummer specially made for me..

But first make i continue the hustle..
team Hummer.

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Re: 7 Automobiles That Act As 'Evil Spirits' In The Lives Of Most Nigerian Ladies by Rapmoney(m): 11:13am On May 25, 2017
Saintsammurai:
Bro its sad how hummer is no longer popular..
my love for hummer is beyond normal..

I swear i will have all kinds and colour of hummer specially made for me..

But first make i continue the hustle..
team Hummer.
If u buy one, make u no turn am to strictly women taxi oh! wink

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Re: 7 Automobiles That Act As 'Evil Spirits' In The Lives Of Most Nigerian Ladies by farano(f): 11:17am On May 25, 2017
hmmm I have never been attracted to a man based on the car he drives. . A car is not an investment, it depreciates over time. .

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Re: 7 Automobiles That Act As 'Evil Spirits' In The Lives Of Most Nigerian Ladies by Saintsammurai(m): 11:18am On May 25, 2017
Rapmoney:
If u buy one, make u no turn am to strictly women taxi oh! wink
lol hehe..
na las Vegas things na...
Buy a holiday mansion in las Vegas and pack all my hummers there for parties..

Bro we live to enjoy life..
Abi you nor wan enjoy all this big ass Latinos from north and south American?
lol
Re: 7 Automobiles That Act As 'Evil Spirits' In The Lives Of Most Nigerian Ladies by Saintsammurai(m): 11:20am On May 25, 2017
farano:
hmmm I have never been attracted to a man base on the car he drives. . A car is an investment. It depreciates over time. .
yawns!!!!
story story!! story..
once upon a time!!!
time time..

Have you ever seen a Lamborghini?

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Re: 7 Automobiles That Act As 'Evil Spirits' In The Lives Of Most Nigerian Ladies by iammrjaai(m): 11:20am On May 25, 2017
Number 7 is so true....i'm a living witness .....they don't even demand on daily basis instead they demand on hourly basis....as if them be Globacom

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Re: 7 Automobiles That Act As 'Evil Spirits' In The Lives Of Most Nigerian Ladies by Saintsammurai(m): 11:21am On May 25, 2017
iammrjaai:
Number 7 is so true....i'm a living witness .....they don't even demand on daily basis instead they demand on hourly basis....as if them be Globacom
grin
Re: 7 Automobiles That Act As 'Evil Spirits' In The Lives Of Most Nigerian Ladies by Nobody: 11:26am On May 25, 2017
Rapmoney:
It is no longer news that many young Nigerian ladies love flashy cars and are readily available to date whoever that drives such cars, irrespective of looks and character. Even if the guy looks like a Greek monster, Ujevwen juju or Ughelli masquerade, they don't care!!!

My guy, even some little girls in your area can stoop so low to lick the navels of old pot-bellied men, old enough to be their grand father like Tom-Tom all because he drives a posh car.

Below are some cars that possessed many young Nigerian ladies like an evil spirit:

1) AKURA ZDX 2011 MODEL: This is one ride that makes many Nigerian ladies act as if they are possessed. Even some married women are not left out. Na so dem go dey give you eye contact like say you be Trey Songz twin brother! grin The high level of poverty is damn too high in this country!

2) BENZ GLK 350: Oya, the 'I-can-date-a-broke-guy' gang on Nairaland, make una come defend this one. Na social media dat one end, my brother. With a GLK 350 Benz in the cities of Nigeria, you won't have to stress yourself to get down with many of these slay queens that act as if they don't go to the loo to poo! Na dis reason make many yahoo guys dey get down with more girls than you wey carry Aristole and Socrates brain combined together! Abeg, no vex.

3) RANGE ROVER SPORT: Model of the Range no matter, leave am like dat. Some ladies can even date their ancestor as far as he drives one.

4) HONDA ACCORD 2010 MODEL (AKA Evil Spirit): The person that first nicknamed this car 'evil spirit' deserves 5 bottles of cold Heineken. If this car is always dropping your girl after work, you ask and she tells you that he is 'just a friend', please my guy, start shopping for another babe as shock absober to save yourself the pains of the impending final bomb that awaits!

5) TOYATA CAMRY 2010 MODEL (AKA Toyota Spider): The rate of hardship in Naija has made many of our girlfriends to become 'everybody's friends' because of Toyota Spider. Even if your life is characterized by staying for days without any babe 'flashing' your phone, immediately you purchase this ride, that marks the end of your rest from phone calls. Dem go call you pass MTN customer care.

6) LEXUS 350 SUV: With the sleek body this ride possesses, many Nigerian babes don't mind spreading their legs wide open, scattered like the creeks of Calabar just to have a feel of the taste. They know fully well that whoever drives this can take care of their financial issues...di one dia papa no fit take care of.

7) TRUCK/TANKER: Don't just allow the average Naija babe know that you own a petrol tanker or truck...especially, those ones whose eyes shine like halogen lamps! They already know what one of those trucks or tankers is capable of bringing on daily basis grin
ABEG FORGET ALL THESE ONE, CAR NA CAR FOR WOMEN EYE JUST HAVING ANY CAR MOVING ON FOUR WEELS IS ENOUGH TO ATTRACT ANY GIRL.

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Re: 7 Automobiles That Act As 'Evil Spirits' In The Lives Of Most Nigerian Ladies by Rapmoney(m): 11:26am On May 25, 2017
Saintsammurai:
lol hehe..
na las Vegas things na...
Buy a holiday mansion in las Vegas and pack all my hummers there for parties..

Bro we live to enjoy life..
Abi you nor wan enjoy all this big ass Latinos from north and south American?
lol
U too like better things. Chai! grin
Re: 7 Automobiles That Act As 'Evil Spirits' In The Lives Of Most Nigerian Ladies by Rapmoney(m): 11:30am On May 25, 2017
farano:
hmmm I have never been attracted to a man based on the car he drives. . A car is not an investment, it depreciates over time. .
Are you sure? A car is not an investment but it makes movement easier and women love easy life.

Again, what you said is normally said by women mostly on social media. In reality, it is always different.

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Re: 7 Automobiles That Act As 'Evil Spirits' In The Lives Of Most Nigerian Ladies by rosieluv(f): 11:37am On May 25, 2017
you will be surprised to know that some ladies don't know anything about cars
Re: 7 Automobiles That Act As 'Evil Spirits' In The Lives Of Most Nigerian Ladies by Rapmoney(m): 11:44am On May 25, 2017
rosieluv:
you will be surprised to know that some ladies don't know anything about cars
That's what you feel till they start calling out the names for you wink
Re: 7 Automobiles That Act As 'Evil Spirits' In The Lives Of Most Nigerian Ladies by brandydaniells(m): 12:08pm On May 25, 2017
u didnt put iphone7 angry angry angry
Re: 7 Automobiles That Act As 'Evil Spirits' In The Lives Of Most Nigerian Ladies by Rapmoney(m): 1:10pm On May 25, 2017
brandydaniells:
u didnt put iphone7 angry angry angry
Iphone7 na moto?
Re: 7 Automobiles That Act As 'Evil Spirits' In The Lives Of Most Nigerian Ladies by brandydaniells(m): 1:12pm On May 25, 2017
Rapmoney:
Iphone7 na moto?
u said mobile??
Re: 7 Automobiles That Act As 'Evil Spirits' In The Lives Of Most Nigerian Ladies by Rapmoney(m): 7:45pm On May 25, 2017
brandydaniells:
u said mobile??
You should add 'auto' to it nah wink

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Re: 7 Automobiles That Act As 'Evil Spirits' In The Lives Of Most Nigerian Ladies by Nobody: 7:53pm On May 25, 2017
Rapmoney:
TOYOTA CAMRY 2010 MODEL
AAU and UNIBEN babes can die for this car grin grin grin grin grin grin
any AAU or UNIBEN babe in the house grin grin grin grin grin

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Re: 7 Automobiles That Act As 'Evil Spirits' In The Lives Of Most Nigerian Ladies by Nobody: 7:57pm On May 25, 2017
rosieluv:
you will be surprised to know that some ladies don't know anything about cars
so u saying if i ride one old 404 pickup wan give u lift u will accept? cheesy
Re: 7 Automobiles That Act As 'Evil Spirits' In The Lives Of Most Nigerian Ladies by technicallyrich(m): 7:57pm On May 25, 2017
farano:
hmmm I have never been attracted to a man based on the car he drives. . A car is not an investment, it depreciates over time. .
Please why is it that it is only online will see good girls.all the ladies are claiming saint.like
You can't cheat on your guy.
You don't date for money.
You have pride.etc
But in real life the reverse is the case.

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Re: 7 Automobiles That Act As 'Evil Spirits' In The Lives Of Most Nigerian Ladies by rosieluv(f): 9:44pm On May 25, 2017
lefulefu:

so u saying if i ride one old 404 pickup wan give u lift u will accept? cheesy
Lol bring the car first make I see am
Re: 7 Automobiles That Act As 'Evil Spirits' In The Lives Of Most Nigerian Ladies by Nobody: 9:50pm On May 25, 2017
rosieluv:

Lol bring the car first make I see am
come take a ride in my car grin grin

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