FortuneTeller:


Do you not understand when I say I tried everything? You don't think I've tried being the initiator. There are some things he does not want to do. There are some ways that you cannot touch him because it is deemed as being sinful. Can you imagine a man who does not believe the woman should be on top? Can you imagine a man that believes a wife giving him mouth action is sinful? My husband is old-fashioned and he does not want to try anything that is new.

Retiredflirt:


Didn't you notice any of these things about him while you were dating? If you did, you should understand that it's not easy to change especially as u've called him 'old- fashioned. If you didn't notice, that could probably be because both of you didn't do a thorough test drive.

FortuneTeller:


I don't like intimacy gadgets. I like real flesh. I need a human being. He always says "Catholics don't do that". Firstly, I'm not a Catholic and I told him things I liked before we married. I hate to engage in adultery but the way things are going, I just don't know any more. He's a great person as I said before. I couldn't ask for a nicer husband. But this sexual issue is too much for me. So I wonder if the creator of this thread is facing the same issue and his wife is tired of him.

FortuneTeller:


LOL. He eats fruits every day. I thank you for trying to help but it's not as simple as that. .He is a "puritan" and he doesn't believe in anything tjhat is supposedly sinful. He believes there are some things married couples shouldn't do based on the whatever rubbish the Catholic church was teaching him. Whatever you can think of, I've already tried it. I'm done with trying. I can't waste any more energy on the matter. Life goes on. If it gets too bad for me later, I'll find someone.

Pidgin2:


Why should you even contemplate cheating, are you the only one going through this, what of widows who will never remarry, divorcees and singles who are abstaining? If your husband isn't meeting your sexual needs then see a sex therapist for resolution

FortuneTeller:


You're a very childish little girl. When you get married, then come back. Because I have a refuse to acknowledge your quotes and other threads and I unfollowed you, you have followed me to this one. You want a confrontation, then I will give you one. Until then, have you secured that visa that you were going on about in another thread?

Pidgin2:


You are an irresponsible lady, you are also self centered. If you like don't work on your marriage, keep your nonsense advice to yourself, you know nothing whatsoever. I usually see reasons with my fellow females but your case is just too irritating. Which visa is this one talking about, rubbish

Allwility:
FortuneTeller, I think it's a good thing you being open here on NL and I must really commend you. If only all women were this open, so many marriages wouldn't crash as in the case of OP. If I may advise, you need to talk to a CATHOLIC priest and hear his views. You and hubby need counseling. Having extra marital affairs would only endanger your home and could lead to a broken home no matter how discrete you are.

OP, your wife's case is something that goes beyond you as a man. Have you watched War Room? I dont know your faith, but you need to pray and seek God's face because there is a God that rules in the affairs of men.

You need divine wisdom to handle this matter. Even if your wife is cheating, I dont think she's doing it with someone she wants to be with. She'd have left you a long time ago. She must have compared you with an ex lover or someone she couldn't get to marry and you came up short. So she's prolly day dreaming of the ex she can't be with. Whatever her reason, this not fair on you.

She needs a hard restart. Send her off to her people for a brief time. When she's ready to come back, call a family meeting. You are the head of your home and deserve to be treated well.

Whatever you do, don't stop praying for her. My thoughts are with you and your family.

FortuneTeller:


But unmarried woman, please answer my question about that American visa you claim to have gotten. You've been begging for my attention up and down this board. You want my attention so now you have it. Explain where the visa is. Why are you still in Nigeria screaming?

Pidgin2:


So "unmarried woman" is now an insult? Hahaha see this free for all opener, continue fooling yourself

My friend get lost , if I have US visa, it must be for migrating abi? Your narrow mind cannot process information beyond your ability to reason.

If not for moderation on this forum, I should have called you names befitting of your mental faculty

FortuneTeller:


So now it's "if I have it". A liar is always caught. Thanks for confirmation unmarried woman. I'm sure you're enjoying all the attention I'm now giving to you. You have some type of sick obession with me. It's very flattering.

Pidgin2:


See this one doing as if US visa is gold lol. Generous donor, free giver, you are not worth a kobo of my attention talks less of obsession. Of what use are you to me that I should be obsessed by a generous donor? God forbid

FortuneTeller:


You're mesmerized by me. You are constantly begging for my attention on this website. It's as if you want to crawl inside my skin and become me. Remember "Silence of the lambs" was a movie. This obsession is very unhealthy for an unmarried woman.

Pidgin2:


Hahaha I will give you to my gateman, don't worry, he said he needs w second wife or concubine

FortuneTeller:


Have you spoken with a psychiatrist? This type of jealousy will surely contribute to further problems. I would hate for you to become a street wanderer. Happiness is within you unmarried woman.

Pidgin2:


Lol ans the question animashaun, which will you be for my gateman, second wife or concubine? I think concubine should suite your type of unfaithful breed.

FortuneTeller:


I didn't realize unfollowing an unmarried woman on NL would elicit so much fury. I'm starting to suspect you as a lesbian. My cookies are not available for your consumption unmarried woman. Back to sender.

Pidgin2:


Lol hahahahaha @ lesbian, lawd this lady's brain is feeble tho
My gateman wants any available cookie and yours seems to be free for all , so he's eagerly awaiting your consent, time and location pls

FortuneTeller:


Let me be saved from this unmarried lesbian.

Pidgin2:


Hahahaha save yourself from your feeble mental capacity My gateman sends his greetings He's from the North, he might have and know things your husband doesn't

FortuneTeller:


I didn't realize unfollowing an unmarried woman on NL would elicit so much fury. I found a way to see who is liking my posts and it's you 90% of the time. I'm starting to suspect you as a lesbian. My cookies are not available for your consumption unmarried woman. Back to sender.

FortuneTeller:



Let me be saved from my weakness of adultery

Pidgin2:


Animashaun be saved from your curse, adultrous woman

FortuneTeller:


Let me be saved from my sin of adultery 

Pidgin2:


Adultrous woman

FortuneTeller:


Let me be saved from my adultrous lifestyle

Pidgin2:


Adultrous married woman

FortuneTeller:


Let me be saved from my adultrous lifestyle.

Pidgin2:


I concur

Destined2win:


......and the thread finally closed with a war. Let me come and be going biko