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Re: Free Internship Positions During The ASUU Strike. by GAZZUZZ(m): 7:34am On Aug 24, 2017
Lexusgs430:


Guarantor must have responsible posts? What are your parameters for judging responsible posts?

Some people are 2faced, in certain days their post are eccentric, on other days quiet embarrassing and on other days, a professional approach is attached to their posts..........

Life is too short to always have a serious face on our posts....

there was one that applied and going thru his profile, he has a thread where he wanted to commit suicide. should I accept him?

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Re: Free Internship Positions During The ASUU Strike. by Lexusgs430: 7:52am On Aug 24, 2017
GAZZUZZ:


there was one that applied and going thru his profile, he has a thread where he wanted to commit suicide. should I accept him?

Yes you should....... Train him and offer counselling. This mini-apprentice scheme, might be what would keep him alive........

Suicidal thoughts is not a life sentence......
Re: Free Internship Positions During The ASUU Strike. by GAZZUZZ(m): 8:03am On Aug 24, 2017
Lexusgs430:


Yes you should....... Train him and offer counselling. This mini-apprentice scheme, might be what would keep him alive........

Suicidal thoughts is not a life sentence......

and if devil enter him head for my workshop?

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Re: Free Internship Positions During The ASUU Strike. by Lexusgs430: 8:08am On Aug 24, 2017
GAZZUZZ:


and if devil enter him head for my workshop?


After he decides to crossover, we get the undertakers to move the body.
Get our friends (NPF) to attend the scene + some religious body (if you are religious to pray for the departed soul).

Life continues (you did your bit for humanity).....
Re: Free Internship Positions During The ASUU Strike. by mayor2013: 8:20am On Aug 24, 2017
Lexusgs430:


After he decides to crossover, we get the undertakers to move the body.
Get our friends (NPF) to attend the scene + some religious body (if you are religious to pray for the departed soul).

Life continues (you did your bit for humanity).....

As simple as that embarassed
Re: Free Internship Positions During The ASUU Strike. by Lexusgs430: 8:37am On Aug 24, 2017
mayor2013:


As simple as that embarassed

Wetin you for do? Organize a passover party? Or keep the corpse to rot away?

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Re: Free Internship Positions During The ASUU Strike. by timifakay(m): 11:08am On Aug 24, 2017
GAZZUZZ:


and if devil enter him head for my workshop?

Maybe he go drop car on top Abiodun or Monday or ______.

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Re: Free Internship Positions During The ASUU Strike. by princetom1(m): 12:54pm On Aug 24, 2017
GAZZUZZ:


and if devil enter him head for my workshop?



Lemme think, at worst, him no go wan go alone, him go carry somebody join body grin

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Re: Free Internship Positions During The ASUU Strike. by Kashif(m): 10:28am On Aug 25, 2017
GAZZUZZ:


there was one that applied and going thru his profile, he has a thread where he wanted to commit suicide. should I accept him?

No way!
Re: Free Internship Positions During The ASUU Strike. by princetom1(m): 10:32am On Aug 25, 2017
timifakay:

Maybe he go drop car on top Abiodun or Monday or ______.


No be only me even get bad mind... Who get balls to fill in the blank space above?
Re: Free Internship Positions During The ASUU Strike. by nurey(m): 10:47am On Aug 25, 2017
princetom1:


No be only me even get bad mind... Who get balls to fill in the blank space above?

here you go

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Re: Free Internship Positions During The ASUU Strike. by kingreign(m): 4:51pm On Aug 26, 2017
timifakay:

Maybe he go drop car on top Abiodun or Monday or ______.

Evil man, repent
Re: Free Internship Positions During The ASUU Strike. by Nobody: 2:34am On Aug 27, 2017
GAZZUZZ:


there was one that applied and going thru his profile, he has a thread where he wanted to commit suicide. should I accept him?

Yes, as long as he is otherwise qualified.
Re: Free Internship Positions During The ASUU Strike. by timifakay(m): 7:44am On Aug 27, 2017
kingreign:


Evil man, repent
Hehehe. Maybe he will just sip black oil.

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Re: Free Internship Positions During The ASUU Strike. by Nobody: 11:18am On Aug 27, 2017
GAZZUZZ:


there was one that applied and going thru his profile, he has a thread where he wanted to commit suicide. should I accept him?

EgunMogaji:


Yes, as long as he is otherwise qualified.

i disagree.

we do not have a proper system in place for dealing with mental health issues in this country. you have no way of knowing if the person in question has actually recovered.

a workshop provides multiple opportunities to kill oneself if one so wishes

in nigeria, a death on your premises has the potential to become a very very big nightmare

first off is the men in black - who can take up to 300k for [fill in blank]

then there is the victims family ; who may claim you used their son for jazz, or who may be looking for a quick payout

then there is LASG and the numerous agencies who will suddenly start whipping out regulations and fines [do your staff have insurance, do you have workmen's compensation, are you certified by so and so board, does the victim have guild cert, is his salary in line with minimum wage, etc]

of course, i am talking from a corporate perspective [we had a death on a project site and the shit storm ran into the 00 millions;]

if for any reason the person slips back into depression and takes his life in your workshop - or even if he is in your employ and takes his life, you are facing a lot of potential issues

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Re: Free Internship Positions During The ASUU Strike. by Nobody: 11:55am On Aug 27, 2017
oyb:




i disagree.

we do not have a proper system in place for dealing with mental health issues in this country. you have no way of knowing if the person in question has actually recovered.

a workshop provides multiple opportunities to kill oneself if one so wishes

in nigeria, a death on your premises has the potential to become a very very big nightmare

first off is the men in black - who can take up to 300k for [fill in blank]

then there is the victims family ; who may claim you used their son for jazz, or who may be looking for a quick payout

then there is LASG and the numerous agencies who will suddenly start whipping out regulations and fines [do your staff have insurance, do you have workmen's compensation, are you certified by so and so board, does the victim have guild cert, is his salary in line with minimum wage, etc]

of course, i am talking from a corporate perspective [we had a death on a project site and the shit storm ran into the 00 millions;]

if for any reason the person slips back into depression and takes his life in your workshop - or even if he is in your employ and takes his life, you are facing a lot of potential issues


I disagree.

At the end of the program, we might as well read from the party that this program saved his life by giving him a purpose and direction.

Since we're assuming in elaborate manners.

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Re: Free Internship Positions During The ASUU Strike. by GAZZUZZ(m): 12:04pm On Aug 27, 2017
oyb:




i disagree.

we do not have a proper system in place for dealing with mental health issues in this country. you have no way of knowing if the person in question has actually recovered.

a workshop provides multiple opportunities to kill oneself if one so wishes

in nigeria, a death on your premises has the potential to become a very very big nightmare

first off is the men in black - who can take up to 300k for [fill in blank]

then there is the victims family ; who may claim you used their son for jazz, or who may be looking for a quick payout

then there is LASG and the numerous agencies who will suddenly start whipping out regulations and fines [do your staff have insurance, do you have workmen's compensation, are you certified by so and so board, does the victim have guild cert, is his salary in line with minimum wage, etc]

of course, i am talking from a corporate perspective [we had a death on a project site and the shit storm ran into the 00 millions;]

if for any reason the person slips back into depression and takes his life in your workshop - or even if he is in your employ and takes his life, you are facing a lot of potential issues


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Re: Free Internship Positions During The ASUU Strike. by Ishilove: 12:24pm On Aug 27, 2017
oyb:

i disagree.

we do not have a proper system in place for dealing with mental health issues in this country. you have no way of knowing if the person in question has actually recovered.

a workshop provides multiple opportunities to kill oneself if one so wishes

in nigeria, a death on your premises has the potential to become a very very big nightmare

first off is the men in black - who can take up to 300k for [fill in blank]

then there is the victims family ; who may claim you used their son for jazz, or who may be looking for a quick payout

then there is LASG and the numerous agencies who will suddenly start whipping out regulations and fines [do your staff have insurance, do you have workmen's compensation, are you certified by so and so board, does the victim have guild cert, is his salary in line with minimum wage, etc]

of course, i am talking from a corporate perspective [we had a death on a project site and the shit storm ran into the 00 millions;]

if for any reason the person slips back into depression and takes his life in your workshop - or even if he is in your employ and takes his life, you are facing a lot of potential issues

Rejecting him may worsen his depression
Re: Free Internship Positions During The ASUU Strike. by Nobody: 12:25pm On Aug 27, 2017
EgunMogaji:


I disagree.

At the end of the program, we might as well read from the party that this program saved his life by giving him a purpose and direction.

Since we're assuming in elaborate manners.

well in the end , it is up to gazzuz - it is for him to weigh his risk

sometimes i see contractors on site with underage kids working for them - the issue is usually that they are trying within the avenues open to them, to help these kids, but it is also dangerous.

dangerous for me and the vendor [if someone from HQ happens to come to the site , the next thing is reports pictures, warnings etc etc]
dangerous if there is an incident ; because no documentation can justify a minor on a site.
the desire to help or assist must also be tempered with pragmatism

i would say you are also assuming his depression is due to being unemployed.

without a diagnosis from a professional, we cant say for sure

also, job opportunities help keep kids out of crime, but i'm not so sure they do that much for mental health.

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Re: Free Internship Positions During The ASUU Strike. by Ishilove: 12:27pm On Aug 27, 2017
GAZZUZZ:


some of us pretend like we never knew wink
Are females allowed to apply? cheesy
Re: Free Internship Positions During The ASUU Strike. by Ishilove: 12:29pm On Aug 27, 2017
divinemax:
This is an excellent opportunity. I hope undergrad students utilize it. Hopefully your boutique will grow bigger over time to accommodate students outside NL. Big ups Uncle.
Boutique ke? Uncle Gazzuzz is a mech Eng, not boutique owner cheesy
Re: Free Internship Positions During The ASUU Strike. by Ishilove: 12:31pm On Aug 27, 2017
sultaan:


I guess if you have masters degree you will disagree with yoga plenty, so your internship will start from learning how to buy correct ewa agoin and bread for your seniors in the shop
Hahaha! Na part of training cheesy
Re: Free Internship Positions During The ASUU Strike. by Nobody: 12:31pm On Aug 27, 2017
Ishilove:

Rejecting him may worsen his depression

unfortunately, without a medical diagnosis, one does not even know why the person in question is suicidal. is it academia, family issues, romance?

having a good life/ source of income/job is in no way a shield for being depressed or suicidal.

look at chester bennington -
or that guy who jumped off third mainland bridge.

psychology/psychiatry is not a true science, so there are no really any firm pointers to situations / circumstances that cause depression. two people from similar backgrounds can face the exact same situation and react\respond differently
Re: Free Internship Positions During The ASUU Strike. by Ishilove: 12:40pm On Aug 27, 2017
GAZZUZZ:


and if devil enter him head for my workshop?

You answer query. grin
Re: Free Internship Positions During The ASUU Strike. by Ishilove: 12:42pm On Aug 27, 2017
oyb:


unfortunately, without a medical diagnosis, one does not even know why the person in question is suicidal. is it academia, family issues, romance?

having a good life/ source of income/job is in no way a shield for being depressed or suicidal.

look at chester bennington -
or that guy who jumped off third mainland bridge.

psychology/psychiatry is not a true science, so there are no really any firm pointers to situations / circumstances that cause depression. two people from similar backgrounds can face the exact same situation and react\respond differently



True.
Re: Free Internship Positions During The ASUU Strike. by Nobody: 12:45pm On Aug 27, 2017
oyb:


well in the end , it is up to gazzuz - it is for him to weigh his risk

sometimes i see contractors on site with underage kids working for them - the issue is usually that they are trying within the avenues open to them, to help these kids, but it is also dangerous.

dangerous for me and the vendor [if someone from HQ happens to come to the site , the next thing is reports pictures, warnings etc etc]
dangerous if there is an incident ; because no documentation can justify a minor on a site.
the desire to help or assist must also be tempered with pragmatism

i would say you are also assuming his depression is due to being unemployed.

without a diagnosis from a professional, we cant say for sure

also, job opportunities help keep kids out of crime, but i'm not so sure they do that much for mental health.



You're also assuming that his alleged post is a serious one or that it even exists at all.
Re: Free Internship Positions During The ASUU Strike. by sisisioge: 12:45pm On Aug 27, 2017
Lexusgs430:


After he decides to crossover, we get the undertakers to move the body.
Get our friends (NPF) to attend the scene + some religious body (if you are religious to pray for the departed soul).

Life continues (you did your bit for humanity).....


Hmmm, this is naija where forensic results are always the same...ie whoever the hoe breaks in his care breaks the hoe. Very imaginative system, right? I wouldn't surround a suicidal person with aiding instruments no matter my good intentions or my Christian heart. I'm sorry cool
Re: Free Internship Positions During The ASUU Strike. by sisisioge: 12:48pm On Aug 27, 2017
Ishilove:

Rejecting him may worsen his depression

Well, this is the point where you embrace the Christianly sense...God for us all, every man for himself . Hallelujah embarassed

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Re: Free Internship Positions During The ASUU Strike. by Nobody: 12:49pm On Aug 27, 2017
I weep for my country undecided

I respect Gazzuzzs decision at the end of the day.

But in case the aggrieved party is reading this please rest assured that I would hire you, not only in spite of but importantly because of that alleged post of yours.

Good luck and keep your chin up.

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Re: Free Internship Positions During The ASUU Strike. by Ishilove: 12:53pm On Aug 27, 2017
sisisioge:


Well, this is the point where you embrace the Christianly sense...God for us all, every man for himself . Hallelujah embarassed
To be candid, I will not accept a suicidal person because he may decide to use one of my wrenches to bash his head in, and then people will say I used him for rituals. embarassed

My sister, God for us all

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Re: Free Internship Positions During The ASUU Strike. by GAZZUZZ(m): 12:53pm On Aug 27, 2017
Ishilove:

Are females allowed to apply? cheesy

you want to confuse hard working men abi?








no discrimination to sex wink

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Re: Free Internship Positions During The ASUU Strike. by Ishilove: 12:56pm On Aug 27, 2017
GAZZUZZ:


you want to confuse hard working men abi?




no discrimination to sex wink
I will wear baggy clothes and promise not to bend down low... grin

I'm not qualified though. I'm over aged and I graduated when dinosaurs roamed the earth cry

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