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Punstars; Lets Play On Words. by krissconnect(m): 2:56pm On Sep 13, 2017 |
Where are my people? Let's play on words. Where are the porn..sorry punsters? Let's naked words and play on them like pornstars. Leme start... 1. She left HOURS ago. Wait a SECOND, do you MINUTE? 2. What do you call a bee from the US... A USB 3. She's trying to leave me cos am BALD, Am not bothered, its HAIR LOSS 4. What do you call a Chinese using the restroom? Shi Ting 5. He came to earth to the cross and was buried under the earth crust. 6. When was the first tennis match mentioned in the bible? When Joseph served in pharaohs court. 7. I tried talking about our future but she kept bringing up my past. It was a tense conversation. 8. Whisky: Don't be too hard on me please Pepsi: Chill, I'm a soft drink. 9. What do you call someone without a body and a knows? Nobody Knows 10. Heat and cold, which one is faster? Heat. Reason; You can catch cold. 11. What do you call a Linda wanna be? A Be-linda 12. What trophy is given to a Cartargh's victim? A catastrophe 13. Which tea brings you down to earth? A gravi-tea 14. I think I've made my MARK and I write bible puns like its my JOB. You can LUKE forward to reading more every Sunday. Anybody who can challenge this? Let's roll. Cc: lalasticlala mynd44 66 Likes 8 Shares |
Re: Punstars; Lets Play On Words. by paiz: 2:56pm On Sep 13, 2017 |
You could become the president of nigeria but you are no more in control of niger area . . I don't know how to pun but its fun when you watch porn 28 Likes |
Re: Punstars; Lets Play On Words. by soberdrunk(m): 3:00pm On Sep 13, 2017 |
Hehehe! Nice one, let me let me get home and relax then i will show you real pun, not the one with Lexi Steel but still you will feel the rhyme 9 Likes 1 Share |
Re: Punstars; Lets Play On Words. by krissconnect(m): 3:04pm On Sep 13, 2017 |
paiz:Thanks bro 1 Like 1 Share |
Re: Punstars; Lets Play On Words. by krissconnect(m): 3:04pm On Sep 13, 2017 |
soberdrunk:Lol. I dey wait u |
Re: Punstars; Lets Play On Words. by soberdrunk(m): 3:09pm On Sep 13, 2017 |
krissconnect: Just wait i am almost at my estate, i might stop over to see Kate to eat food from my favorite plate but i promise i won't be late 17 Likes 1 Share |
Re: Punstars; Lets Play On Words. by krissconnect(m): 3:23pm On Sep 13, 2017 |
soberdrunk:This one na ryhme not pun oo 34 Likes 1 Share |
Re: Punstars; Lets Play On Words. by paiz: 3:25pm On Sep 13, 2017 |
krissconnect:Let me drop these: . * Are you a banana cause i find you a-peeling * I Love fine vegetable so i bought a cute-cumber * do you live in corn field cause i am stalking you *do you want to travel to australia? did you meet all the koala-fications *have you been to doctor lately? cause i think yu need vitamin me. *If yu were a tropical fruit you weed bee air fine-apple *you gat a bomb ass dont come close to me cause you would be hot-in-me . . Diss cum-tree his mere-erst hop 23 Likes 3 Shares |
Re: Punstars; Lets Play On Words. by krissconnect(m): 3:41pm On Sep 13, 2017 |
paiz:lol I go use DAT last one on my crush,she get nice ass 1 Like |
Re: Punstars; Lets Play On Words. by RoyalBoutique(m): 4:50pm On Sep 13, 2017 |
OK, I'm a proud dunce, I can't think of anything to say.. Good work guys, let me join my colony of Olodo and hang around this thread 14 Likes 1 Share |
Re: Punstars; Lets Play On Words. by krissconnect(m): 5:12pm On Sep 13, 2017 |
RoyalBoutique:Lol. U ain't a dunce. |
Re: Punstars; Lets Play On Words. by RoyalBoutique(m): 5:22pm On Sep 13, 2017 |
krissconnect: OK bro, thanks... I meant to say I'm a block head, not a dunce. 3 Likes |
Re: Punstars; Lets Play On Words. by paiz: 5:44pm On Sep 13, 2017 |
RoyalBoutique:If you think you are a block head, dont get scared nobody have heard, just keep ur secret hard 7 Likes |
Re: Punstars; Lets Play On Words. by Mikkyjay17(m): 7:51pm On Sep 13, 2017 |
I'm here to see her but my hair is saying Later. Keep my cake in your cupboard thou I'm far from your Consort. Give me Some of your Things because you own me Something. My field is Green follow me I will take you to my GreenLand. Lemme come and be going before they say Bros Cum. 2 Likes 1 Share |
Re: Punstars; Lets Play On Words. by Mikkyjay17(m): 7:58pm On Sep 13, 2017 |
When you See and saw it I know you're saying See-Saw What would you a cup that is on the board? Cupboard. My man is by the gate you mean is the gateman? When your lad plays with a dull much is a Dullard. 1 Like |
Re: Punstars; Lets Play On Words. by EricPius(m): 2:18pm On Sep 14, 2017 |
if you're up to eighteen and you still bedwet... Urine idiot! 14 Likes |
Re: Punstars; Lets Play On Words. by EricPius(m): 2:21pm On Sep 14, 2017 |
I never knew how useful wordplay could be in the game of chess until my last game where checkmated my opponent's king with a pun. 8 Likes |
Re: Punstars; Lets Play On Words. by 9jayes: 7:16am On Sep 15, 2017 |
krissconnect: |
Re: Punstars; Lets Play On Words. by martineverest(m): 7:16am On Sep 15, 2017 |
*There is an ability in disability *nairaland punstars are fuc.king good *I'm tired to consuming apple's products 2 Likes |
Re: Punstars; Lets Play On Words. by Nobody: 7:17am On Sep 15, 2017 |
Where is nwepekwe? |
Re: Punstars; Lets Play On Words. by Nobody: 7:18am On Sep 15, 2017 |
Goddamnit! I thought the thread is about p-enis & hairy cunt. By the time I realized the spelling (porn) was wrong & ought to be playing with erotic pictures & videos instead of words, it was too late. My bad, this thread is not for me. I'm outta here! 11 Likes |
Re: Punstars; Lets Play On Words. by owomida1: 7:18am On Sep 15, 2017 |
My PEN IS huge 5 Likes |
Re: Punstars; Lets Play On Words. by DancingSkeleton(m): 7:19am On Sep 15, 2017 |
An elephant's opinion carries a lot of weight Have you ever heard of an honest cheetah? 20 Likes 1 Share |
Re: Punstars; Lets Play On Words. by Nobody: 7:20am On Sep 15, 2017 |
I'd tell you a chemistry joke but I know I wouldn't get a reaction. 19 Likes 1 Share |
Re: Punstars; Lets Play On Words. by owomida1: 7:21am On Sep 15, 2017 |
EricPius: It's called Pawn Sir 2 Likes |
Re: Punstars; Lets Play On Words. by Nobody: 7:22am On Sep 15, 2017 |
sikiru is reading a book about anti-gravity. It's impossible to put down. 12 Likes |
Re: Punstars; Lets Play On Words. by whizpa(m): 7:24am On Sep 15, 2017 |
Arsenal signed 3 Asians during the transfer Window. 1) FU-KIN NO-WAN from China 2) CHUNG PUNG NO-BODY from Korea 3)FAK-IT WU CARES, also from China ------------------------------------------------------------------ What did earth say to the other planets? Earth: Wow, You guys have no life. 13 Likes 1 Share |
Re: Punstars; Lets Play On Words. by logadims: 7:24am On Sep 15, 2017 |
Nice |
Re: Punstars; Lets Play On Words. by Certified007: 7:24am On Sep 15, 2017 |
Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off? He's all right now. 38 Likes 7 Shares |
Re: Punstars; Lets Play On Words. by Nobody: 7:24am On Sep 15, 2017 |
I asked her for a NUTJOB but she refused because it wouldn't make her CUM. There is an air of disunity in the United of Manchester dressing room. Me: Hello invigilator, there is a student beside me who sneak in expo into the examination centre. Invigilator: Alight, I am coming over. Copy? When I was younger , I was told that the secret to success is to Facebook which is why I spend a lot of time today on Facebook. Allow me to introduce to you all Mr Brown from Brown street who coauthored the novel "Brown town" with Miss West Brown published by the Associated Brown press. 3 Likes |
Re: Punstars; Lets Play On Words. by cold(m): 7:24am On Sep 15, 2017 |
Lol nice.. Remember that thief that fell into wet cement whilst running from the police? He became a hardened criminal. Remember that one time Lionel Richie walked into the butchers? The butcher asked him 'hello, is it meat you're looking for?' You could sharpen a pencil at both ends. But what would be the point? 42 Likes 7 Shares |
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