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Re: The Middle Path by SalomonKane: 7:01am On Sep 17, 2017
hopefulLandlord:
because he's jacked. not only that but he wears the freshest clothes, eats at the chillest restaurants and hangs out with the hottest dudes.
There you go again. Is sukkot gay? Beside, how do you know he does all of this?
Re: The Middle Path by Ishilove: 7:02am On Sep 17, 2017
MuttleyLaff:


It is said, the devil never takes a day off
but surely, the devil had taken a few days off, to sit down, and admire the dirt work on this thread

If dry cleaning isnt an option
Can we use that washing machine for this thread then
The washing machine will have to be operated by willing fingers
Re: The Middle Path by hopefulLandlord: 7:03am On Sep 17, 2017
SalomonKane:
There you go again. Is sukkot gay? Beside, how do you know he does all of this?

because he does them?

which part sounds gay?
Re: The Middle Path by MrRationalBlog(m): 7:07am On Sep 17, 2017
Ishilove:

The washing machine will have to be operated by willing fingers
Good morning dear
Re: The Middle Path by MuttleyLaff: 7:39am On Sep 17, 2017
^^^
Chubhie, what did you post up there, in the content that got hidden?
Bet you've got a posting ban too
Re: The Middle Path by analice107: 7:43am On Sep 17, 2017
hopefulLandlord:


yeah, they can't say the things they say here to his face, very big deal
Where have we been saying them since, behind his back? Have you been reading?
Re: The Middle Path by analice107: 7:45am On Sep 17, 2017
SalomonKane:
Why can't they say such things to his face? Is he the devil or some extra-terrestrial being?
I happen not to be afraid of the devil and he knows it, no wonder he uses his agents here weakly trying to insult me.

When he can not intimidate you, he insults you.

Cowards, satan and his agents.
Re: The Middle Path by analice107: 7:48am On Sep 17, 2017
hopefulLandlord:
because he's jacked. not only that but he wears the freshest clothes, eats at the chillest restaurants and hangs out with the hottest dudes.
It's time for invectives to fly everywhere, now you came out. When a sound debate was going on, you hid. lol.

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Re: The Middle Path by Dcholeric: 7:50am On Sep 17, 2017
Sarrasin .
Billyonaire .
Sukkot .

Is jesus God?
Is "the father" in the bible the ultimate God?
Is the holy spirit same as the father and the son....as in the holy trinity? .

Is there a heaven and a hell?
If there is, who goes to heaven who goes to hell? .

What does jesus mean by "no one comet to the father except through me"? .

How do i become more spiritual without engaging in any human rituals?
Can i on my own practice spirituality and be effective? .

Thanks

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Re: The Middle Path by Chubhie: 7:51am On Sep 17, 2017
MuttleyLaff:
^^^
Chubhie, what did you post up there, in the content that got hidden?
Bet you've got a posting ban too
Nairaland classified it. Just a wake-up call for the mods to do their duties.How they allowed an educating thread as this to degenerate baffles me.

I dey kampe!

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Re: The Middle Path by MuttleyLaff: 7:52am On Sep 17, 2017
analice107:
It's time for invectives to fly everywhere, now you came out.
When a sound debate was going on, you hid. lol.

Chubhie:
Nairaland classified it. Just a wake-up call for the mods to do their duties.
How they allowed an educating thread as this to degenerate baffles me.

I dey kampe!
No, no, no no.
Not anymore analice107
Invective(s) was/were allowed to reign,
but now is time to rein in invectives
Re: The Middle Path by hopefulLandlord: 7:54am On Sep 17, 2017
analice107:

It's time for invectives to fly everywhere, now you came out. When a sound debate was going on, you hid. lol.
what do you mean by this?
I'm known for sound debates

I just know you can't say these things to Sukkot's face because he's jacked. not only that but he wears the freshest clothes, eats at the chillest restaurants and hangs out with the hottest dudes
Re: The Middle Path by analice107: 7:54am On Sep 17, 2017
Abeg make i dey church.

Papa, forgive me for every idle word i spoke here. Purge me from evil contents and purify me by fire.

Happy Sunny Children of God in here.


May the Holy Spirit convict and convert the ones satan intents to keep perpetual prisoners. May his chains and yokes over their necks be broke and may they escape like a bird from a cage.

Show Sukkot Mercy, Lord.

Amen.
Re: The Middle Path by Chubhie: 8:01am On Sep 17, 2017
MuttleyLaff:


No, no, no no.
Not anymore analice107
Invectives was allowed to reign,
but now is time to rein in invectives
Even greater than mother theresa has joined bad gang? I almost forgot we're still humans in this human condition together.

It's self-evident that we MUST learn to exorcise the demons in us before the light can truly emerge.

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Re: The Middle Path by hopefulLandlord: 8:04am On Sep 17, 2017
and Analice107 can you pick out 1 (one) invective I've thrown here?
Re: The Middle Path by hopefulLandlord: 8:05am On Sep 17, 2017
analice107:

Where have we been saying them since, behind his back? Have you been reading?

you can't say this to his face if you see him because he's jacked. not only that but he wears the freshest clothes, eats at the chillest restaurants and hangs out with the hottest dudes
Re: The Middle Path by Chubhie: 8:08am On Sep 17, 2017
analice107:
Abeg make i dey church.

Papa, forgive me for every idle word i spoke here. Purge me from evil contents and purify me by fire.

Happy Sunny Children of God in here.


May the Holy Spirit convict and convert the ones satan intents to keep perpetual prisoners. May his chains and yokes over their necks be broke and may they escape like a bird from a cage.

Show Sukkot Mercy, Lord.

Amen.
More inner work on self. You've got that fantastic warrior spirit. There ought to be a red line guiding you premised on hardcore principles.

Learn to stay calm in the face of adversity.Humour works great too.

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Re: The Middle Path by MuttleyLaff: 8:10am On Sep 17, 2017
Dcholeric:
Sarrasin .
Billyonaire .
Sukkot .

Is Jesus God?
Yes, He is God.
He is a, is the Living, Intelligent, Omnipresent, Self-Existing, All-Powerful, Authority, Influence being

Dcholeric:
Is "the father" in the bible the ultimate God?
Yes
Do you know of any other God, who is Intelligent, Omnipresent, Self-Existing, All-Powerful, Authority, Influence

Dcholeric:
Is the holy spirit same as the father and the son....as in the holy trinity?
The phrase "Holy trinity" is a misnomer
God, the Living, Intelligent, Omnipresent, Self-Existing, All-Powerful, Authority, Influence being cant be boxed up

Dcholeric:
Is there a heaven and a hell?
Yes,
both not the way you're used to or manner you understand them to be

Dcholeric:
If there is, who goes to heaven who goes to hell?
The Judge decides,
so we can't with certainty beforehand tell

Dcholeric:
What does Jesus mean by "no one cometh to the Father except through me"?
It is the truth
Meaning it is a factual information to be received without argument

Dcholeric:
How do i become more spiritual without engaging in any human rituals?
How do you mean "engaging in any human rituals"?

Dcholeric:
Can i on my own practice spirituality and be effective?
What is your definition, meaning or understanding of "spirituality"?
To what end, do you want to practice spirituality?
For what purpose, practising spirituality, do you want to be effective for?

Dcholeric:
Thanks
No, thank you

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Re: The Middle Path by Chubhie: 8:14am On Sep 17, 2017
sukkot:
yeah you better not let me catch you strapping a bomb and rushing into a crowd of people screaming JESUSSS IS LORDDD grin
I LOL at this. I trust you good brother?You ought to dip yourself into the atlantic seven times to purify your energetic bodies from imprints that emanated from this thread.

Words are alive you know.

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Re: The Middle Path by reciprokal: 8:19am On Sep 17, 2017
hopefulLandlord:
Wrath.ofHadez, Ana.lice107, Olorunt.obi4382
i think its hilarious u kids talking sheet about Sukkot. you wouldn't say this sheet to him face to face, he's jacked. not only that but he wears the freshest clothes, eats at the chillest restaurants and hangs out with the hottest dudes. yall are pathetic lol
There are more honourable ways of jockeying for attention without embarrassing yourself like a cheap, praise-singing dork.

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Re: The Middle Path by hopefulLandlord: 8:21am On Sep 17, 2017
reciprokal:
There are more honourable ways of jockeying for attention without embarrassing yourself like a cheap, praise-singing dork.
its funny how my posts here keeps flying over people's heads


I'll see who would be the first to get it
Re: The Middle Path by reciprokal: 8:25am On Sep 17, 2017
SalomonKane:
So what's the big deal if he eats in the chillest restaurants, wear the freshest clothes and hangs out with the hottest dudes? Is he the first one to do so?

Wait a minute, did I just read he hangs out with the freshest dudes shocked shocked
The gay flame just keeps coming up strong. grin grin grin
Re: The Middle Path by reciprokal: 8:41am On Sep 17, 2017
Ishilove:

The washing machine will have to be operated by willing fingers
there was a post I saw last night and I knew you will call your bellboy to come clean up the shiit and ban people grin

You never disappoint.

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Re: The Middle Path by SalomonKane: 8:49am On Sep 17, 2017
hopefulLandlord:


because he does them?

which part sounds gay?
Keep asking baseless questions. Saying a guy hangs out with fresh dudes reek of rectum craving...
Re: The Middle Path by SalomonKane: 8:51am On Sep 17, 2017
reciprokal:
The gay flame just keeps coming up strong. grin grin grin
I tell you bro. I was really shocked. grin.
Re: The Middle Path by hopefulLandlord: 8:58am On Sep 17, 2017
SalomonKane:
Keep asking baseless questions. Saying a guy hangs out with fresh dudes reek of rectum craving...

I just know those people wouldn't say those sheet to him face to face, he's jacked. not only that but he wears the freshest clothes, eats at the chillest restaurants and hangs out with the hottest dudes.
Re: The Middle Path by SalomonKane: 9:03am On Sep 17, 2017
hopefulLandlord:


I just know those people wouldn't say those sheet to him face to face, he's jacked. not only that but he wears the freshest clothes, eats at the chillest restaurants and hangs out with the hottest dudes.
Dude, you're a full blown buffoon. I suggest you take your moronic utterances and shove it way up that gob you call a mouth.

Now piss off.

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Re: The Middle Path by SalomonKane: 9:20am On Sep 17, 2017
hopefulLandlord:

What the darn-diddily-doodily did you just say about me, you little witcharooney? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class at life Bible College, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret mission trips in Capital City, and I have over 300 confirmed baptisms. I am trained in the Old Testament and I’m the top converter in the entire church mission group. You are nothing to me but just another heathen. I will cast your sins out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before in Heaven, mark my diddily-iddilly words. You think you can get away with saying that blasphemy to me over the Internet? Think again, friendarino. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of evangelists across Nigeria and your IP is being traced by God right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggorino. The storm that wipes out the diddily little thing you call your life of sin. You’re going to Church, kiddily-widdily. Jesus can be anywhere, anytime, and he can turn you to the Gospel in over infinity ways, and that’s just with his bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in preaching to nonbelievers, but I have access to the entire dang- diddily Bible collection of the Life Bible College and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your sins away off the face of the continent, you diddily-doo satan-worshipper. If only you could have known what holy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you from the Heavens, maybe you would have held your darn-diddily-fundgearoo tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re clean of all your sins, you widdillo-skiddily neighborino. I will sing hymns of praise all over you and you will drown in the love of Christ. You’re farn-foodily- flank-fiddily reborn, kiddo-diddily.
More moronic post from yet another depraved mentally disturbed simpleton.

You graduated top of your class? So what, you should have graduated top of the gutter because that's where you ass licking/rectum seeking activities will get you.

Ignorant swine, hope the dolts you converted didn't end up laying curses on your brainwashed head?

Indeed, I'll mark your words with my very own words and make your empty head full of facts. The one that will make you weep profusely so you'll see just what an abstract loving abhorrent ignorant piece of decayed poverty loving individual you are.

Flow well with your tantrums, douchebag. I urge you to dip your fingers inside your anus and sniff it, just so you'll know what your own sh1t smell like.

Diseased porch monkey like you is issuing threats. Cursed be you and everything that will emanate from that tiny toothpick you call a dick.

Over blown bastard!.
Re: The Middle Path by Nobody: 9:22am On Sep 17, 2017
hopefulLandlord:


What the darn-diddily-doodily did you just say about me, you little witcharooney? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class at life Bible College, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret mission trips in Capital City, and I have over 300 confirmed baptisms. I am trained in the Old Testament and I’m the top converter in the entire church mission group. You are nothing to me but just another heathen. I will cast your sins out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before in Heaven, mark my diddily-iddilly words. You think you can get away with saying that blasphemy to me over the Internet? Think again, friendarino. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of evangelists across Nigeria and your IP is being traced by God right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggorino. The storm that wipes out the diddily little thing you call your life of sin. You’re going to Church, kiddily-widdily. Jesus can be anywhere, anytime, and he can turn you to the Gospel in over infinity ways, and that’s just with his bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in preaching to nonbelievers, but I have access to the entire dang- diddily Bible collection of the Life Bible College and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your sins away off the face of the continent, you diddily-doo satan-worshipper. If only you could have known what holy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you from the Heavens, maybe you would have held your darn-diddily-fundgearoo tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re clean of all your sins, you widdillo-skiddily neighborino. I will sing hymns of praise all over you and you will drown in the love of Christ. You’re farn-foodily- flank-fiddily reborn, kiddo-diddily.

OMG did somebody hack your account grin Lmao
Re: The Middle Path by Nobody: 9:23am On Sep 17, 2017
SalomonKane:
More moronic post from yet another depraved mentally disturbed simpleton.

You graduated top of your class? So what, you should have graduated top of the gutter because that's where you ass licking/rectum seeking activities will get you.

Ignorant swine, hope the dolts you converted didn't end up laying curses on your brainwashed head?

Indeed, I'll mark your words with my very own words and make your empty head full of facts. The one that will make you weep profusely so you'll see just what an abstract loving abhorrent ignorant piece of decayed poverty loving individual you are.

Flow well with your tantrums, douchebag. I urge you to dip your fingers inside your anus and sniff it, just so you'll know what your own sh1t smell like.

Diseased porch monkey like you is issuing threats. Cursed be you and everything that will emanate from that tiny toothpick you call a dick.

Over blown bastard!.

you guys sure take nairaland too seriously.

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