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Re: All Miracles Are Fake, Theists Please Prove Me Wrong by Jesuschrist419: 8:45am On Oct 16, 2017
rekinomtla:


Rubbish, have you seen the big bang take place? Have you seen our "common ancestor", the one we share with our chimp cousins? Have you witness how life came from non life or how the immaterial come from the physical? Stop thinking atheism is for real.
ignorance who told you all atheists believe in the big bang theory?
Re: All Miracles Are Fake, Theists Please Prove Me Wrong by rekinomtla(m): 8:47am On Oct 16, 2017
Jesuschrist419:
ignorance who told you all atheists believe in the big bang theory?

Atheists.
Re: All Miracles Are Fake, Theists Please Prove Me Wrong by Jesuschrist419: 8:48am On Oct 16, 2017
Ritajovy:


The son of God, the son of Joseph; a carpenter!
Died n RESURRECTED for US. God ain't dead. its very very much evident!
so you believe Jesus Christ ascend to the sky? What a big lack of wisdom!!! Did you see Jesus Christ ascending to the sky?
Re: All Miracles Are Fake, Theists Please Prove Me Wrong by Jesuschrist419: 8:50am On Oct 16, 2017
rekinomtla:


Atheists.
lies. I don't believe in evolution theory which is even more acceptable than the Bible creation bullshit grin
Re: All Miracles Are Fake, Theists Please Prove Me Wrong by Nobody: 8:55am On Oct 16, 2017
OtemAtum:
God Almighty who created Yahweh, Allah and their brothers doesn't humbled people. If he does, then he would have humbled Yahweh when he became rebellion and proud millions of years ago.
You're the next to be humbled
Re: All Miracles Are Fake, Theists Please Prove Me Wrong by Ritajovy(f): 8:55am On Oct 16, 2017
Jesuschrist419:
so you believe Jesus Christ ascend to the sky? What a big lack of wisdom!!! Did you see Jesus Christ ascending to the sky?

Permit me to use this example!
You didn't see your mother give birth to you but you believe you are hers. There are certain truths that are unquestionable. That's why faith is important. We believe in a lot of things no because we witnessed it but because we simply have faith.
Re: All Miracles Are Fake, Theists Please Prove Me Wrong by Jesuschrist419: 9:02am On Oct 16, 2017
Ritajovy:


Permit me to use this example!
You didn't see your mother give birth to you but you believe you are hers. There are certain truths that are unquestionable. That's why faith is important. We believe in a lot of things no because we witnessed it but because we simply have faith.
I don't believe my mother gave birth to me but i know. Firstly DNA test has proven she is my biological mother. What prove do you have that Mr dead Jesus Christ is real? have you seen his face? so you believe all those bullshit that hilarious book is saying?
Re: All Miracles Are Fake, Theists Please Prove Me Wrong by Nobody: 9:02am On Oct 16, 2017
sorextee:
You waking up everyday is a miracle.
You, despite adding those numbers behind JESUS CHRIST(your moniker), my personal Lord and savior and still sleep and wake up peacefully the next day is GRACE and MERCY.
Wrong,it's because his body hasn't expired.His organs are still working perfectly.
Re: All Miracles Are Fake, Theists Please Prove Me Wrong by rekinomtla(m): 9:02am On Oct 16, 2017
Jesuschrist419:
lies. I don't believe in evolution theory which is even more acceptable than the Bible creation bullshit grin

so atheists are now separating themselves from the foolishness of their theory of evolution and their godless big bang theory. You probably don't believe in abiogenesis anymore. All these theories are pillars of atheism, without them, atheism is entirely based on emotion. With them it's entirely based on foolishness.

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Re: All Miracles Are Fake, Theists Please Prove Me Wrong by Jesuschrist419: 9:03am On Oct 16, 2017
asuustrike2009:

You're the next to be humbled
cheesy
Re: All Miracles Are Fake, Theists Please Prove Me Wrong by OtemAtum: 9:05am On Oct 16, 2017
asuustrike2009:

You're the next to be humbled
date pls? I love challenges.
Re: All Miracles Are Fake, Theists Please Prove Me Wrong by hopefulLandlord: 9:06am On Oct 16, 2017
rekinomtla:


so atheists are now separating themselves from the foolishness of their theory of evolution and their godless big bang theory. You probably don't believe in abiogenesis anymore. All these theories are pillars of atheism, without them, atheism is entirely based on emotion. With them it's entirely based on foolishness.

Only an ignorantly foolish person would claim Big Bang is an atheistic claim

Big Bang was first proposed by a theist, georges Lemaître, who was a Belgian physicist and Roman Catholic priest; the Pope at the time, The Pius XII, even wanted to make it part of the Christian doctrine as "proof of god"

atheists are in the business of curing your ignorances, so one of yours has just been cured, don't thank us, its community service

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Re: All Miracles Are Fake, Theists Please Prove Me Wrong by OtemAtum: 9:11am On Oct 16, 2017
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asuustrike2009:

You're the next to be humbled

[quote author=OtemAtum post=61466076]date
pls? I love challenges. Below is the song I composed after winning Yahweh in a psychological contest like this:

OtemAtum:
A Rhyme of Otem, composed when Abubakar Muyiwa challenged him to a Contest in the name of his god Yahweh : Yahweh vs Otem (The Power Contest)

It's time for another psychological contest
A challenge from Muyiwa Abubakar to test,
The power of fictitious Jesus on Atum's best
It's gonna bring the mighty fun of July to rest
As the D-day is the wonderful day of rest
It will be Saturday July 29 in the Nigerian South West
Who are going to to be our special guests?
As we make fun of Yahweh the evil beast.
Yahweh the stain of peace and the evil yeast
Whose words enslaved the minds of those who should be blest
Making humanity have the mindsets of the pests

It's not the first time Otem is making a mockery of this Yahweh
In the case of Arinze Goddy who thinks that using threats is the way
But ended up being the one left in total dismay
I'm sorry because I've tried to be silent on such funny display
Which left that user of Urim in total disarray
But I've got to bring it up again for the sake of today
For the purpose of this wonderfully written rhyme for the DeeJay
It was the story of how he prophesied against Otem to say
"You'll beg for bread within Twenty-One days from today"
I was glad because the prophecy made my day
And on July 7 the wonderful deadline D-day
I was here again putting recharge cards and money on display
And the prophesier himself ended up begging after two days
With his account number publicly on Nairaland display

It reminds me also of the case of Samuel Ekwueme the scammer
Who thinks that by duping the sheeple he would hammer
And sincerely he was doing his job well as the spammer
Who spams the Internet with his false testimonies like a dreamer
And when I told everyone he's a scammer he stammers
And he called me to plead for mercy and a cool of my temper.
Thinking that his scamming jobs I could hamper.
Okay I'm not actually a rapper
Therefore I'll cut my wrapper according to the cloth with the draper
This is to say I won't go into this story deeper
But I'll conclude by telling you the end of the story of Ekwueme the duper
He's currently on the run while at every news he sees he scampers
Fearing that he would soon be made to wear the prison slippers


Now GoodMuyis aka Abubakar Muyiwa the prophet
Today is the D-day to be humbled by Yahweh the puppet
But it didn't happen as Yahweh is caught in a spiritual net
Come and see me hit his head with a mallet
And dump my fat solid poo in his mouth like a toilet
Who is Yahweh where god Otem is making him his pet?
I have made the change of the brains of the gullible my target.
And Yahweh is left with no option than to regret.
I am sweeping all bad gods under the carpet
Yahweh, Allah, Moloch, Mazda shall I put in my waste basket
And leave them there for the generations to come in the sunset
Come join me to sing the song of victory blowing the trumpets
Sing from the corners of your houses to the markets
As we dump all the evil gods of the evil books in the caskets.
Re: All Miracles Are Fake, Theists Please Prove Me Wrong by Jesuschrist419: 9:11am On Oct 16, 2017
rekinomtla:


so atheists are now separating themselves from the foolishness of their theory of evolution and their godless big bang theory. You probably don't believe in abiogenesis anymore. All these theories are pillars of atheism, without them, atheism is entirely based on emotion. With them it's entirely based on foolishness.
if atheism is base on emotions. What do you think Christianity is base on? Permit me to use the word fear, Christians are scared of going to hell fire. I have never seen a Christian that thinks logical. Christians love believing in Walking Dead, talking donkeys and snakes, hell fire, stoning to death, praying for enemies to die, casting imaginary demons, calling family members witches and wizards. If all these are the basics of Christainity am so comfortable being an emotional atheist than being a scared Christian.

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Re: All Miracles Are Fake, Theists Please Prove Me Wrong by rekinomtla(m): 9:12am On Oct 16, 2017
hopefulLandlord:


Only an ignorantly foolish person would claim Big Bang is an atheistic claim

Big Bang was first proposed by a theist, georges Lemaître, who was a Belgian physicist and Roman Catholic priest; the Pope at the time, The Pius XII, even wanted to make it part of the Christian doctrine as "proof of god"

atheists are in the business of curing your ignorances, so one of yours has just been cured, don't thank us, its community service

Go read again, I said "their godless big bang theory"." I'm talking about their version of the big bang where God isn't the one who caused the big bang. Instead random blind forces of nature caused it.
Re: All Miracles Are Fake, Theists Please Prove Me Wrong by Jesuschrist419: 9:12am On Oct 16, 2017
Re: All Miracles Are Fake, Theists Please Prove Me Wrong by hopefulLandlord: 9:13am On Oct 16, 2017
rekinomtla:


Go read again, I said "their godless big bang theory"." I'm talking about their version of the big bang where God isn't the one who caused the big bang. Instead random blind forces of nature caused it.

Big Bang is big bang, Atheism has NOTHING to do with big bang, stop being obtuse

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Re: All Miracles Are Fake, Theists Please Prove Me Wrong by Nobody: 9:15am On Oct 16, 2017
OtemAtum:
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Don't worry you will be arrested soon.
Re: All Miracles Are Fake, Theists Please Prove Me Wrong by Nobody: 9:16am On Oct 16, 2017
OtemAtum:
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Don't worry you will be arrested soon.I know your type already
Re: All Miracles Are Fake, Theists Please Prove Me Wrong by OtemAtum: 9:20am On Oct 16, 2017
asuustrike2009:

Don't worry you will be arrested soon.I know your type already
if the 'soon' of fictitious Jesus returning to the earth has already spanned 2017 years after the fictitious story began, then I have no need to worry because your 'soon' could last for the next '2017-and-still-counting' number of years. Then I possibly must have been reincarnated to the world or other places five times. L grin l. Christian's soon is laughable though grin cheesy
Re: All Miracles Are Fake, Theists Please Prove Me Wrong by Jesuschrist419: 9:20am On Oct 16, 2017
rekinomtla:


Go read again, I said "their godless big bang theory"." I'm talking about their version of the big bang where God isn't the one who caused the big bang. Instead random blind forces of nature caused it.
continue contradicting yourself grin

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Re: All Miracles Are Fake, Theists Please Prove Me Wrong by Jesuschrist419: 9:27am On Oct 16, 2017
asuustrike2009:

Don't worry you will be arrested soon.I know your type already
god should arrest otem? For what if i may ask? So he can take him to hell fire for disobedience? Complete ignorance grin

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Re: All Miracles Are Fake, Theists Please Prove Me Wrong by Nobody: 9:29am On Oct 16, 2017
Jesuschrist419:
god should arrest otem? For what if i may ask? So he can take him to hell fire for disobedience? Complete ignorance grin
You would see it
Re: All Miracles Are Fake, Theists Please Prove Me Wrong by Jesuschrist419: 9:30am On Oct 16, 2017
asuustrike2009:

You would see it
keep all your delusions in your Christians brain grin
Re: All Miracles Are Fake, Theists Please Prove Me Wrong by Nobody: 9:32am On Oct 16, 2017
Jesuschrist419:
keep all your delusions in your Christians brain grin
Same way apostle Paul was arrested on his way to Damascus. I pray yours wouldn't be bitter
Re: All Miracles Are Fake, Theists Please Prove Me Wrong by Jesuschrist419: 9:35am On Oct 16, 2017
asuustrike2009:

Same way apostle Paul was arrested on his way to Damascus. I pray yours wouldn't be bitter
stop promoting Jewish people

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Re: All Miracles Are Fake, Theists Please Prove Me Wrong by rekinomtla(m): 10:08am On Oct 16, 2017
Jesuschrist419:
if atheism is base on emotions. What do you think Christianity is base on? Permit me to use the word fear, Christians are scared of going to hell fire.

Where's your evidence that christians believe because of fear. Perhaps you were such a Christian, hence you now an emotional atheist. grin Here's my evidence of emotional atheists.

I have never seen a Christian that thinks logical.

Really? Do you come from a christian family?

Christians love believing in Walking Dead,

Atheists love to believe blind forces of nature produce life from non-living matter.

talking donkeys and snakes

But atheists believe in talking apes? Super intelligent apes that can build planes and computers. undecided Give a few millions of years then surely another animal will be able to speak, hopefully it's our cousins the chimps.

hell fire

What about it ? Don't give me one of those emotional arguments.

stoning to death

And what's wrong with that given that you a moral subjectivist. Different cultures have different moralities.

praying for enemies to die

Lying for atheism maybe?

43 “You have heard that it was said, ‘You shall love your neighbor and hate your enemy.’ 44 But I say to you, Love your enemies and pray for those who persecute you, 45 so that you may be sons of your Father who is in heaven. For he makes his sun rise on the evil and on the good, and sends rain on the just and on the unjust. 46 For if you love those who love you, what reward do you have? Do not even the tax collectors do the same? 47 And if you greet only your brothers,[i] what more are you doing than others? Do not even the Gentiles do the same? 48 You therefore must be perfect, as your heavenly Father is perfect."

casting imaginary demons
Prove it

calling family members witches and wizards.

Did that happen in your family?

If all these are the basics of Christainity am so comfortable being an emotional atheist than being a scared Christian.

A scared christian is basically an emotional christian. So you have in fact just switch from an emotional christian to a emotional atheist, which makes no real difference since your belief was and still is primarily based on emotion.
Re: All Miracles Are Fake, Theists Please Prove Me Wrong by realmindz: 11:40am On Oct 16, 2017
asuustrike2009:
You're the next to be humbled
Yahweh is a monster, Jesus is homosexual.
oya give me the date I'll be humbled
Re: All Miracles Are Fake, Theists Please Prove Me Wrong by Jesuschrist419: 11:52am On Oct 16, 2017
realmindz:


Yahweh is a monster, Jesus is homosexual.

oya give me the date I'll be humbled
Yahweh the terrorists god grin
Re: All Miracles Are Fake, Theists Please Prove Me Wrong by wirinet(m): 2:40pm On Oct 16, 2017
rekinomtla:


so atheists are now separating themselves from the foolishness of their theory of evolution and their godless big bang theory. You probably don't believe in abiogenesis anymore. All these theories are pillars of atheism, without them, atheism is entirely based on emotion. With them it's entirely based on foolishness.

Does belief in gods make people brain dead? How many times have people educated you guys that atheism has nothing to do with big bang, evolution theory, abiogenesis and science in general? Although I accept big bang, evolution, science, etc, my mentor Tai Solarin had no clue of all those issues.
The only common factor among atheists is rejection of all Gods presented to them.

Now answer this which came first atheists or big bang, evolution or even science. There were atheist in ancient Greece, your bible even acknowledged the existence of atheists in ancient Palestine. So how can you now equate atheism with science.

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Re: All Miracles Are Fake, Theists Please Prove Me Wrong by rekinomtla(m): 4:57pm On Oct 16, 2017
wirinet:

Does belief in gods make people brain dead?

Was it atheism that drove friedrich nietzsche into insanity?

How many times have people educated you guys that atheism has nothing to do with big bang, evolution theory, abiogenesis and science in general?Although I accept big bang, evolution, science, etc, my mentor Tai Solarin had no clue of all those issues.

I'm criticizing what most atheists believe. Capish

The only common factor among atheists is rejection of all Gods presented to them.

As I said, I'm criticizing the position the vast majority of atheists hold, you included.

Now answer this which came first atheists or big bang, evolution or even science.

Big bang and evolution came first if you believe both happen billions of years ago.

There were atheist in ancient Greece, your bible even acknowledged the existence of atheists in ancient Palestine.


And where exactly did the bible acknowledge their existence?

So how can you now equate atheism with science.

To "equate atheism with science" is in fact an insult to science. The goal of science is to find truth, while atheism rejects the truth. This is why atheists lie so much, if man couldn't lie atheists wouldn't exist.
Re: All Miracles Are Fake, Theists Please Prove Me Wrong by Jesuschrist419: 5:34pm On Oct 16, 2017
rekinomtla:


Was it atheism that drove friedrich nietzsche into insanity?



I'm criticizing what most atheists believe. Capish



As I said, I'm criticizing the position the vast majority of atheists hold, you included.



Big bang and evolution came first if you believe both happen billions of years ago.



And where exactly did the bible acknowledge their existence?



To "equate atheism with science" is in fact an insult to science. The goal of science is to find truth, while atheism rejects the truth. This is why atheists lie so much, if man couldn't lie atheists wouldn't exist.

Nietzsche's father died at age 36 of an unknown brain disease in which he lapsed into a coma.
- Nietzsche suffered from frequent migraines his whole adult life, beginning when he was an adolescent and getting progressively more vicious as he got older.
- later on in his adult life he had other health problems like very bad digestive upset and periods where he was effectively blind from eye strain.
- in the months after his collapse in 1889 (at age 45), he alternated between periods of extremely erratic behavior and periods where he seemed totally lucid, except that he had no memory of anything from the periods of insanity or the previous periods of lucidity. His condition gradually worsened as time went on: less and less lucidity / ability to interact and more time unconscious. He spent the last year or two of his life in an unbroken coma before he died in 1900. So far as I know, two medical explanations of his collapse have been proposed:

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